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Just woke up because I had to pee. My girlfriend wasn't laying in bed with me.

I searched the house and she isn't anywhere in it. The only place I haven't searched is in my roommate's bedroom because the door is shut. I've listened outside of his door for about 5 minutes, but all I can hear is music.

What do?
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Don’t be a dumbass fuckface. Knock and open if you have a reason.

Stop asking 4chan and man up motherfucka
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>>752480438
Barge in there and if roomate is fucking start swinging and singing
"IN THE NAME OF GOD
IN THE NAME OF GOD
IN THE NAME OF GOD WE MARCH TO HEEEAAVANNN"
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Bump
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>>752480680
THROUGH THE NAZI LINES
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>>752480567
k. hang on a sec.
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>>752480438
Go in there fag, if she aint there just ask if he has seen your charger or some shiet
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>>752480817
sooo?
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>>752480795
ON THE SHORES OF WESTERN EUROPE
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>>752480567
>>752480867

Ok, I knocked. Then I heard what sounded like people talking and then a loud thud. I tried to doorknob but it's locked. I knocked again, but he didn't say anything. I know he's in there.

Now what?
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>>752480680
I see you too are listening to powerwolf tonight
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>>752481161
obviously they're fucking, kick the door down
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>>752480438
is this pic related? Post nudes please
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>>752481161
shes cheating. post nudes.
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>>752481161
Have you seen The Shining? Bring an axe
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>>752481161
Clearly cheating, nudes only justice go
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Lol they fuckin. Time for a fresh start OP.
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RIP you, OP. I’m here for you if you need anything.
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>>752481161
Go Time big boy. Come on how much of a pussy do you have to be to let your gf just sleep with your roommate?? Bust that door then bust his face up then bust a big nut!
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Kick that shit down man, what are you a pussy?
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>>752481161
Update?
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>>752481161
What do you mean "now what?"
Your girl's cheating on you. Go back go bad, have a good night's rest, then dump her ass in the morning.
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>>752481848
This, and also make sure to post all her nudes on here for revenge
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Kick the door down op drag the girl outside the house naked beat the shit out the roommate they cant complain coz they are wrong on so many level the only payback you can get is slut shame send her home naked completely to see the parade by neighbors
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>>752481161
He finally opened the door. But only about 2 feet wide and he stood in the doorway leaning his head out. He was obviously trying to prevent me from walking into his room, which is unusual. We go into each other's room all the time.

I asked him if he knew where my girlfriend is and he said he didn't and he doesn't know where she is. When I told him that she has disappeared, he expressed no sincere concern. He just said that she probably went to the store.

I know he was lying. He was acting real suspicious.

He told me not to worry and that my girlfriend will turn up eventually and then he shut the door and locked it. Then he turned up the volume of his music. I've been standing outside his door and I can hear people talking over the music even though he made it louder.

I'm about 90% certain that she's in there with him.
What should I do?
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>>752480438
Knock on the door, enter. Throw her out if she's in there. Get a better roommate.
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GET THE FUCK IN THERE

IF SHES IN THERE FUCKING CUT THEM OUT OF YOUR LIFW BECAUSE THEYRE GOING TO RUIN YOURS
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Enter and face reality op walk out or you will be a laughing matter for those two i guarantee it
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>>752481999
do this
>>752481848
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>>752481999
Knock again and force your way in again.
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>>752481999
Pimp your girlfriend out to him for rent
Get a better girlfriend
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>>752481999
sit there until that bitch has to leave his room, just pull up a chair and sit there waiting for her
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>>752481999
What are you waiting for, kick in the door. If he's a decent guy he'll understand.
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>>752482080
Cop here. He can't throw her out if she lives there. Only the state has the power to evict a legal resident.

If he tries to kick her out and throws all of her shit outside, all she has to do is call the cops and they will make him pick up all of his shit and take it back inside. The only way Op can get her out of that house is to file for an eviction at the local Sheriffs office.

If he threatens her, she can get a temporary restraining order and then Op will be the one who will be homeless.
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Nah its already a 50/50 chance girl might jump out in a window already
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>>752481999
It's your house, just barge in.
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I mean, you could light the house on fire and stand outside the door and when she runs out you know for sure.
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Call her to the phone
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>>752481999
Stand outside and wait
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>>752482367
True. Hopefully they're in an apartment or something high up
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>>752481999
>facial piercings.

honestly, you didn't see this coming?
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>>752482347
this
or you can say you forgot your phone or something in his room and as if you can come in to look for it to call your gf
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>>752481999
Call the police, tell them you think your gf is missing, and you’d like to file a missing person’s report.
Tell them your roommate was acting suspicious when you confronted him about it.
They will want to talk to him, and if she’s in there, after the cops leave you kick both their asses to the curb.
Tell them they have 72 hours to get all their stuff out of the house, after 72 hours locks will be changed.
Get a new room mate and new girlfriend - preferably one from her group of close friends.
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Poor op whatever the decision is it will leave a devastating feeling its a do or die situation
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First replier to this thread.

You’re a pussy OP. Get some good rest, then tomorrow break all her shit, and if he does anything, kill him like a man you should be.
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>>752482407
rolling for this
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>>752482407
this. or smoke alarm
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>>752482344
this
even if its all day
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>>752481999

This is a Schrödinger's cat in rl, except you've already lost OP. Hate to say it. The reality is that yeah your GF is not with you. 1. She would have told you where she went if she'd actually left the house for whatever reason. Girls don't "go to the store" typically at night, especially by themselves. 2. Your roommate would have helped you look, or at least would have been more sincere. 3. Your gut feeling is telling you that your GF is cheating. If there is EVER a doubt in your mind, then the trust is already gone. Either she has lost interest or by other insecurity in the relationship. 4. Locked door? Yeah...
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>>752481999
Right now I think you're doing a great job. Keep posting in this thread stupid baiting bullshit, but be sure you don't actually do anything. Oh, and definitely don't post nudes because that will keep us fucktards entertained ALL night.
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>>752482517
This
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>>752482599
That's probably the safer alternative.
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>>752482407
This is the advice I like to see
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>>752482599
THE DUBS DEMAND IT
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>>752482557
>real men are violent neanderthals who have no respect for the law
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>>752482344
>>752482344
>>752482344
this
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>>752481999
Do this OP >>752482517
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>>752480438
>asking 4chan for advice

My only advice for you is to kill yourself
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Dafaq op doing, the answer is very very very obvious already dont be a dick to yourself stop asking anons
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>>752480795
PRIMO V I C T O R I A
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>>752482362
Bullshit - the state isn’t the only one with the power to evict.
Tenants and home owners can secure eviction notices and the process to do so varies by state. Most times it only takes a signed eviction notice by a local court with the evictor paying the local PD to serve the notice.
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>>752482407
yes this
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>>752482458
/thread
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>>752480438
just open the door and ask if he needs anything from the store cus u might be going or something as an excuse retard
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post nudes
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>>752482517
DO THIS IS YOURE TOO BETA TO GO IN HIS ROOM
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>>752481999
>trips check'd
This shit makes me isolated, and suspicious of people, generally not trusting anyone.

I'd smash his fucking teeth in, OP. He's in YOUR house, renting a fucking room from you, eating YOUR food, shitting in YOUR toilet, etc. etc. And he stabs you in the back and fucks YOUR girl?! Nah. I'd kick that door in and beat the living shit out of him, then make his ass homeless/sell all of his shit.
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>>752482807
Pretty sure that is what he meant, as opposed to just deciding to throw somebody on the street overnight.
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Should have pushed your way in when he opened the door. Too late now. She already left through the window now you will never know. In the famous words of Chris jericho "stupid idiot" you deserve IT
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>>752482517
Jesus fucking christ. Why would he not just kick the fucking door in?!
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>>752481999
trips confirms. Op is getting cuckolded right now.

Don't feel bad Op. He's just better and making her cum than you are. If you really loved her, you would want her to be happy, right?
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>>752482713
Damn right.
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GET IN THAT FUCKING ROOM OP
going out for a j
i expect progress made when i get back
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Hey op wanna update anons about the situation
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>>752482407
I like you. OP, light the house on fire.
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Bait. Pics of the house or this whole thing is fake
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Anything yet?
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as a /b/ro, I side with OP... but let's just take a second and admire how ballsy the GF is to literally sneak out of bed in the middle of the night and go fuck the roommate.
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OP confronted his roomate and is now getting the shit kicked out of him because OP is beta.
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>>752483017
Pics of house doesn't prove shit.
I want a video/sound of the music/people talking.
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Can we get an update? Also what’s the living situation is it a house or an apartment? Do you own it and he rents from you or is it a shared thing?
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Just break up with her?
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>>752483099
dubs confirmed this
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>>752483107
Still doesn't prove anything, I want close up shots of the creampie while OP sobs in the background.
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Get back at her and put up the nudes
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Lol thats kinda sad turn for op
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Devil's advocate here, OP is lame, roommate has friends over having a good time, OP's grill wants real human connection and goes over to hang out. Looking for the D and a social life. She's gone. Move on.
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>>752483107
I want the scent of her pussy getting raw fucked explained , put in a jar and emailed to me so I can scratch n sniff it to be sure this is legit.
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>>752481999
Quit being a pussy and kick them out. Kick that door down and beat his ass
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>>752483181
kek
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all cuckolding aside, this is literally my nightmare with my girlfriend. Luckily she's gotten fat
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>>752480438
She presumably has to come back to your room at some point. And you are going to so enjoy raping her when she does.
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Kinda suspicious op has no pic post pic op anything might do
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>>752483217
my fucking sides lel
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>>752483249
Never stopped me
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>>752482957
Depending on who owns the home it could end up causing you to be homeless, that’s why.
It’s much more fun to take the “moral high ground” and let all his and her friends know what pieces of shit the cheaters are.
But by all means, if he ever gets violent or physical, I live in a state with very good self defense laws and carry concealed because of it.
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>>752483249
you say it like its a good thing
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>>752483249
Fatten her up even more it’s the only way to be safe
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It's over my dude
your only recourse is posting her nudes
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>>752483333
QUUAADDDSS
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>>752483249
>Implying her getting fat would stop her from getting laid.

You're still fucking her aren't you? Why wouldn't other people?
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>>752483333
Fucking waste. God dammit I don't want to check em
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>>752481161
>you go into the kitchen, there's an open window. What do you do?
>
>
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I had a very similar experience in 2015.
>Middle of the night, can't find girlfriend
>Knock on roommates door, no answer but I can hear his ensuite shower
>Go into room, girlfriend is asleep on his bed while he's showing.
>Heart broken and angry
>Ripped his lamp off his nightstand and burst into his shower
>Beat the ever loving shit out of him, glass and porcelain cut him up
>He moves out the next week and never presses charges eventhough he totally could.
>Broke up with whore GF.

Beat him up, OP, it'll make you feel better.
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>post nudes
>text roommate url to thread
>????
>profit
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>>752483181
Keking
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OP on a double homicide/suicide crusade
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>>752483432
2 late you did.. or should i say 4 late
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>>752483217
>put in a jar
>emailed

Newfag everyone knows texting jars works better
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Plot twist. It was OPs hand all along
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>>752480438
Grab a baseball bat of something, give a quick knock and stick your head in to tell him some made up shit like there's two niggers casing your car outside or something.

If it's nothing then you two can ghosthunt niggers for five minutes, if he's banging your gf then bash him and kick them both out. Bitches aint shit op.
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>>752483477
Oh my! Moar!! Tis my fetish . I have some like this of my hot cousin I used to bang somewhere.
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>>752483493
With no note
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>>752483533
What a failed reply.
His shit was funny as fuck, and most of the humor came because it didn't make sense.
>spotted the newfag, doesn't understand /b/'s humor, and called someone a newfag
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>>752481999
I stood outside his door and listened. I heard her voice in between songs when it got quiet and I called her out. I yelled through the door that I could hear her and that i know that she's in there.

Eventually, she spoke up and admitted that she was in his room and said that she needs to talk to my roommate about something really important, something about her best friend, and she told me to just go back to bed.

I asked them why the door locked and my roommate asked me how I knew it was locked. He asked me if I tried to enter his room without knocking and then accused me of not respecting his privacy.

I told them to open the door. They refused. I told them to open the door again and they refused. I went back into my bedroom to get my head straight and then I saw my girlfriend's clothes laying on the floor. That's when I realized that she's isn't wearing any clothes and that's why they won't answer the door.

I tried to kick the door in while in a fit of rage, but I coudln't. I kicked it 10 times, but it's bolted shut or something. I'm just sitting here in the hallway listening to them.They aren't making any sounds and the music is off.
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Op didnt update anymore maybe he's crying in his room while his gf and room mate laugh at him poor op
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>>752481999
What a mighty faggot, no wonder your bitch is cheating on you. You fucking deserve it you fucking disgrace.
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Dude. Just reading this pisses me off beyond belief. Women are fucking evil. Obviously the smart thing to do would listen to the one guy and go to sleep, you already know what's going on. But that won't make you feel any better.

Swear to god I had a similar experience sometime after high school. My fucking girl stayed up later than I did one night and slept in my roomates room because that's where we were chilling before. When I woke up in the morning I bugged the fuck out. I literally kicked the door down and took a picture of them in the bed. I went into the room and ripped their blanket off and pulled her out of the bed and told them that I was going to take a shower and if both of them werent out of my house before I got out that I was going to fuck my roomate up and throw the girl out.

Neither of them listened, my "friend" followed me downstairs with damn near tears in his eyes begging me to forgive him. When I got out of the shower then chick was still there and I literally through her stuff out. I was her ride home but obviously i told her to figure it out. It felt really good to put my foot down. But I lost my girl and my frie d at the same time. Bugging out like that honestly made me feel a lot better. Thats the only time in my life I looked another man in the eye and screamed spit-flying marine corps style in his face. Same thing applies to calling a whore all the names in the book right to her face. Nothing can reliever you more. Unleash your masculinity.
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>>752480438
fuck his butthole while your gf is away. now's your chance!
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>>752483722
pic of clothes or this is obvious bait
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>>752483722

Wait, she took her clothes off in YOUR room? And walked naked to his?
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>>752483455

Those sneakers are pretty clean
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>>752483722
Get a knife and stab it through the door for keks. Don't actually kill them, OP. Just scare the shit out of them
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Op if youre fucking outraged might aswell put that to good use. Grab something and hammer that fucking door down in a fit of rage. Your not fucking around
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>>752483533 for quickest delivery, Snapchat it. use infrared filter so that we can see the different shades of heat radiating off of the scent.

Just to be sure.
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>>752483722
dont get cukd op kick that bitch out n beat up ur roommate. dont be a beta cuck about this
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This has happened to me. Bash that fucking door down. You couldn't kick it, hit it with a bat or ram into it. Grab something big.
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Game over op let the slut dragging begin be a man and be mad...
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>>752483722
sounds like youre a fag, good thing shes not your wife or youd be the ultimate cuck
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>>752483948
he's already cucked. beating them up won't change that.
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>>752480438

But did you ever get your water?
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quick ... make a /b thread
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This makes me so fucking mad. Do some crazy shit OP. not even kidding
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>>752483333
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Post pictures of the clothing so it’s believable
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>>752483722
KILL THEM ALL OP
YOU KNOW THAT ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WOULD HAVE YOUR BACK

But also you will end up in jail

Just call the cops, make a fake rape report and SHE will came out naked in front of everyone like the bitch she is

Take pics of everything
Post it to her family, friends and job

Ruin her life OP
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>>752483722
Time to burn the house down with them locked in. God speed anon. He'll come out eventually. That's when you beat him unconscious and then kick that slut out
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Same thing happened to me except it was my dad and his gf having a threesome with my gf and it was while i was awake in the house waiting for her to come back
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>>752483722
post a pic of the clothes with a timestamp, or else this entire thread is bullshit

all these credulous faggots on modern /b/, I swear to fuck
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>>752483722
Do you have a hammer? Start pounding away at the door. Scare the fuck out of them and force them to come out.
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>>752483794
>It felt really good to put my foot down.
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>>752484065
Kek the important question that should be on OPs mind
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Nice b8
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>>752483722
Lol wut? This can't be real. What are you 100 lbs ? Use some elbow grease kick that fucking door down!
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Be mad op dont be a fvcking calm pussy anons is hurting more than you coz of your fvcking stupid decisions
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>>752484015
first step in uncucking himself
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>>752483722
>>752483794
this anon assert you manhood take charge show them what is yours and put your foot down!
Im pissed for you!
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>>752482362
>cop here
Faggot.
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>>752484123
what in the fuck
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>>752484124
>modern /b/

found the newfag
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>>752483900
Here's Johnny that shit op, scare the fuck out of them. Also make sure she can't leave out off the window if there is one.
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>>752483696


>>752483794
This. I can tell by the posts you still have hope in the world OP. Here's your redpill now go fuck some shit up.
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>>752483333
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>>752482517
FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET JESUS AND HUMANITY DO THIS FAGGOT
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>>752484123
Story time
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BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS OP THE FUCK YOU WAITING FOR PUSSY
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>>752481999
Just fucking chill in front of his door til she comes out and kick her ass to the curb
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OP SCREAM THAT YOUR ARE INTO CUCK
AND YOU WANNA JOIN IN

THEY EVENTUALLY WILL OPEN THE DOOR AND YOU WILL GET YOUR CHANCE TO KILL THEM
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OP here. Thanks Uncle Sam for letting me own a gun. Fuck this shit, I'm too angry to care. Look at the news in a few hours if you wanna know the rest. North Carolina, Wilingon.
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>>752484088
This is now a gets thread
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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>752484124
>my girlfirend's fucking my roommate
>hang on one sec while I grab a pad and pen to make a timestamp

Op is probably weeping like a grandmother right now. I doubt if he gives a flying fuck if you believe him. Besides, trips confirms >>752481999
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>>752484296
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>>752484296
Uh oh
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>>752481128
1944 ! D DAY UPON US
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Im more frustrated in op more than his fvcking gf you just stood there hoping to sort the situation out while they are fvcking jesus christ
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Gr8 b8 m8
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>>752484137
Nigger, I basically said the same fucking thing. >>752483900

Could you imagine that, though? A fucking butcher knife being stabbed through the door? What would you think? The hammer would be scary as fuck too, but not as, IMO.
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>>752483722
what the fuck bro. post her nudes
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Slide piece of paper under door and say /b needs tits and time stamp thanks
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Obvious bait and you're all taking it
Such is life in /b/
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>>752484296
I hope this is real
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>>752484384
>fvcking
Are you roman?
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>>752482713
Agreed.
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>>752484296
so fake and gay it hurts
>>752484249
90% her fault, only 10% his. no point in taking it out on the dude unless youre a massive cuck
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>>752484444
Holy shit quads again
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>>752484296
You go girl!
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>>752484296
If you are willing to throw you freedom and life away over a bitch you should probably just kill yourself. Faggot.
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>>752480438
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>752484444
QUADS QONFIRMED
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>>752480795
I Can only image this poor op just blew through this door like japan getting nuked a second time.
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>>752484296
Bullshit
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>>752484296
If dubs Before you do and hero leave a letter saying that bush did 9/12
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Zzzz dont fvcking do it you dumb op just find another girl shes not worth it
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>>752483722
Kick near door handle and lean into it OP, I believe in you!
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>>752482807
>Tenants and home owners can secure eviction notices

By appealing to the state. Because the state is the only entity with the authority to evict a legal resident.
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>>752484494
Dude is being a lying bitch about it.
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>>752484331
You must be new her as well. Literally no one cares
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>>752481999
lock your door. text dump her in the morning.
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>>752484518
That's what everyone said in that thread where whatshisfuck strangled his girlfriend. Fuck, I was there and even I was like "Yeah bullshit, nice b8". Who knows with this cuck
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>>752484444
This! lol. Quads confirm. Godpost
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you nerds really fall for this shit don't you?
Pathetic
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Nut on his door handle
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>>752484579
Girls are never worth it. Get back at her and fuck her dad
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>>752484296
T I M E S T A M P

OR

G T F O
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>>752484514
I think that’s the end goal
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>>752484296
not even a real place. nice job fag.
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>>752484596
if your girlfriend sold your car to a guy and knew it was your car, "oh he wanted me to sell it for him" would you get mad at the guy or your girlfriend? same thing
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>>752482407
lol
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>>752483722
My roommate just opened the door real quick to peak outside and then after he made eye contact with me, he slammed the door shut and bolted it. I caught a glimpse of my naked girlfriend sitting on the his bed behind him.

I'm just sitting her crying my eyes out. We've been together for over 3 years.
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Actually OP here this time, guys. I knocked on the door and he opened it again, peaking his head out. I pushed the door open as hard as I could, chipping his tooth. My girlfriend wasn't in his room, and I feel like a piece of shit. He's pissed that I thought he would do such a thing. Goddammit /b/. The cuck threads really brainwash you. I fucking hate this place.
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>>752484444
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just burn the fucking house down op that the best thing to do get some friends to surround the exits to there doors
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>>752484296
not even a real place. nice job fag so fake and gay it hurts
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>>752484700

I would be mad at her, yeah, obviously.

But if the guy knows it is a stolen car I'd be mad at his dumb ass too. That is also illegal of him.


If you gonna fuck somebody's bitch with not but some drywall between you and him with no warning, yeah it is mostly her fault, but you at least gotta own up to that shit.
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>>752483722
stop stressing over a whore. dump her idiot
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>>752484593
No, it’s not. In my state the state can evict for code violations, and home owners or leasees can evict by petitioning the court - the only reason you go to court is to have it registered by the county clerk’s office and to hire the county sheriff’s eviction department to serve notice. Costs a whopping $125 and the only reason you see a judge is to show proof you have some sort of legal claim to the place the eviction is being served on.
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>>752484695
think he meant Wilmington lol
op is either stupid or too angry to spell
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Look at the brightsode OP, now you can find a different girl to bust nuts in. To be honest relationships are all basically the same ol shit.

Fuck the shit out of her. punch her in the liver during sex treat her like absolute shit afterwords then kick her out. Done deal. Only thing better than good pussy is new pussy.

Congrats OP
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>>752484809
Also check his teeth for your GFs pubes
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>>752484494
Ok hold up. It defends if the roommate is good friends with OP. If yes then it's at the least 50%his fault. You just don't do that shit to your mates
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OP HOW HAVE YOU NOT BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF ROOMMATE YET??? TAP INTO THAT PRIMAL RAGE AND JUST GO BALLISTIC ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
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>>752484444
quads demands it
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>>752484941
910 represent whoop whoop juggalo nation whoop whoop
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>>752484809
If this is really op your girl got fucked bro she’s either hiding in the room or jumped out a window
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>>752484809
But you said that you heard her through the door. So something isnt adding up here.
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>>752485008
this
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>>752484927
>home owners or leasees can evict by petitioning the court

And they have to petition the court because the state is the only authority that can evict.
A property owner cannot physically remove a legal resident from the property they own without the state's permission, which is why the filing of an appeal in necessary.
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>>752485008
heheheheheh
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>>752484809
well congrats shes not cheating on you with your roommate, its someone else... feel better?
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>>752485054
She left through the window, probs.
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I've been on 4chan since '07 now and before everyone starts screaming 'troll' and 'copypasta' I know that I'm not an oldfag. Oldfags discovered 4chan 2005 and before. All this 'cancer' and 'lack of original content' is bullshit. /b is the best it's ever been and I'm going to show you why. Firstly, /b/ finally has a good userbase and more coming in every day. We have a diverse and interesting community and everyone seems to fit in and be able to find people they can relate to. Secondly the original content is fantastic. New memes like Boxxy, Advice dog variations (including regret guy), rage comics and making fun of minorities are funny as hell and represent what /b/ is best at. Copypasta isn't all that bad; it's what makes a meme and most of the time actually inspires new works of art. Thirdly 4chan finally has the recognition and fame that it deserves. Moot is a well-known name and 4chan has it's own wikipedia page for people to learn about our culture. We've even been on TV. I've even found friends that I've known for ages are actually /b/tards but we didn't know it; and anyone that doesn't know about it I explain to them what 4chan is all about and why they should participate. I love this place - 4chan is my home away from home and you should love it too. Peace
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>>752484809
>She wasn't there
>Yet you just admitted 10 minutes ago she talked to you saying she was in his room.

Caught the lying trollfag. Next.
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OP here, she was in the bathroom the whole time.
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>>752485172
This. C'mon OP your story doesn't add up
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OP here. Actually this whole situation turns me on to be honest. I'll just fap and enjoy being a cuck.
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>>752481999
>>752482666
trips

>>752483333
>>752484444
quads


Fake or not... I am glad to be here
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90% jump out 10% in the closet and by the op behavior probably the girl knows that op wont ram the door down
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>>752484887
how should he know?

ive had two girls cuck me and they both said we were broken up or just didnt mention me at all. not his fault.

one of the grills fucked another dude in my roommates room (grills room) while i was still staying there, said we broke up. that guy was actually a piece of shit and id kill him regardless because he was the typical vaping subaru faggot but, regardless, i blame her 100%
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>>752485054
I second this.

You got some explaining to do OP
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>>752485125
stop breathing
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>>752485125
Reddit pasta
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>>752485172
That wasn't me. I've posted ITT like twice.>>752484809
That being one of the replies.

He said I'm paying for his tooth repair. Kek
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>>752484296
I'm calling your bluff OP.
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>>752485125
only newfags crave for attention like you, kid
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>>752484927
You two are arguing semantics about the word state. You believe he's referring the the state government and you're asserting that counties and municipalities can evict too.

He's using the word state to represent the concept of government the way an anarchist would refer to the state, which would include counties and municipalities
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>>752485351
>falling for pasta

LOL fucking NEWFAG
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Post pics OP wtf
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>>752485125
Tl;dr kys
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>>752481231
fuck this thread i wanna know who this sexy bitch
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>>752485310
So, OP, where the fuck is she then?
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OP here

The music started again but it isn't very loud. I could still hear them talking but it stopped for a few minutes, then I heard a moan I've never heard before. I know it's my girlfriend, but I've never heard her moan this way.

I'm absolutely broken, but also have an erection that won't go away. I think I'll fap then go back to bed and hope she comes back.

I'll deal with it in the morning.
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>>752485443
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OP here , I'm in birthstone cove tseldora now
I can't believe that my gf was with that looser map faggot
They leave me no chose and I have to kill them

It's really a shame, she was a one of a kind really big soul but with that mother fucker she lost everything and know it's merely a candle light in the dark
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@OP

I understand you might be feeling sad. It definitely sucks.

I feel your pain, my girl cheated on me too. I literally stayed in my room for months, heartbroken. I barely ate.

Eventually, I started working out, and hitting the clubs. But it didn't help....

I was still heartbroken. Maybe some day I'll feel better.

But, @OP, know that you're not alone. There's people you can talk to. Just reach out to them.
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>>752485539
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>>752485518
tri harder newfag
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Christ, is everyone here this fucking stupid?

Just go outside and throw a brick through his window. I'm willing to bet it's cold as hell outside.
Make his room cold, they'll come out.
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>>752485310
Time stamp and tooth damage.

The least you can do for us putting up with this bullshit.
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>>752484123
Same thing but i found out that my gf who was 15 was having threesome with the family she babysit for. The husband bought me playstation and many other stuff to keep my mouth shut. I was thinking to milk him and eventually tell the cops but his wife got into car crash and was vegetable for months so i decide thats enough punishment for them.
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>>752485555
>>QUADS.
>>>>DONT.
>>>>>>LIE.
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Plot twist OP's GF is the roommate!
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>>752485501
>>752485310
Exactly. So if you didn't make that post about her talking to you saying she needed to talk to your roommate, then where the fuck is she?
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>>752485555
holy fuck
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Find roommate's tooth piece and swallow it. Show dominance OP
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>>752485555
Shoulda put down good dick
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>>752485518
The bait was going well until you ruined it with the fapping part
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>>752485087
Once again, you’re not fucking paying attention.
You go to court to register the eviction with the clerk, have the sheriff’s department serve notice and to show proof you own the home and can kick people the fuck out.
There is no court case - you ask to see the judge in their chambers, show them proof, and it’s done. No listening to arguments, no legal proceedings - you show proof, they sign the paper.
Done.
Some state you don’t even need to do that - you can evict a person and when/if police show up all you have to do is provide proof it’s you’re home and whomever you’re evicting is not listed as a co-owner.
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>>752485555
>>752484444
>>752483333

god is here with us
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>>752485744
There are several Op's in this thread now.
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>>752485555
A fucking godspot this thread is. holy shit
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>>752485125
Nobody read that shit TLDR
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>>752485518
Not Op.
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>>752481999
shouldve forced your way in when he opened the door
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>>752485783
Yeah, an enjoyable story but the real thrill of the thread is watch this happen
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Ok
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>>752485803
to encourage actual op to start posting time stamp and evidence, which he wont, because this thread is fake adn gay
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>>752483333
>>752484444
>>752485555

Shit this is a get thread now. Also checkem
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>>752485609
this. it's so fucking simple.
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This thread needs to die like OPs gf
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>>752485241
>hey racist alt righter, Im giving you a reason to push your movement and possibly genocide people of color! TAKE THAT
Literally cant wait to become führer.
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NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS!
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Op you gotta get naked too
Fight fire with fire
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>>752485905
There is a reason this board is nothing but porn now.

All of the newfags drove off the creative oldfags with their bait folders.
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>>752485376
No, he’s arguing only the state aka any state legal entity like county or state court - is the only one who can evict.
I am arguing that the state aka any state legal entity like county or state court - is not the only one who can evict. He thinks registering your eviction and getting it signed off by a judge means it’s the state doing it - no all they are is recording it.
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>>752480438
Stale pasta is old as fuck. I see this thread like once a week. If real quite being a pussy and kick the door down and find out.
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If this is real go get a few kitchen knives kill him first and take yer time with the whore
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Gotta send nudes for the trips, op
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>>752485609
I'm ashamed of myself for not thinking of this.
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o?
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>>752483333
Quads of truth
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>>752486111
trips dont lie
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>>752486032
old fags are still here

we're just too old
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>>752485998
mother of god... we were almost to ascension
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>>752485909
5555 here
I'm here in years and i don't post much

Had a couple of dubs but never got a trip
And I got a cuad, I'm really happy now even though when I was suffering a crippling depression Im smiling

Thanks fags for everything
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>>752483794
>>752483722
>>752481999
>>752480438
There's a reason i just hire hookers and have dated strippers.
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>>752486111
>>752483333
>>752484444
>>752485555
If someone gets trip 2s I'm going to kill myself on livestream.
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