Why aren't you fucking your dog right now?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Why aren't you fucking your dog right now?
I'm not autistic, OP.
>>752479996
fucked up nigga
>>752480036
Are you sure about that?
>>752480036
/thread
I fuck my pet turtle he s names squirttle
>>752480206
She is a bitch isn't she
>>752479996
I'm too busy fucking my cat.
is this guy hot <3
>>752479996
cause im not a zoophile?
while body is less important, i am attracted to high intelligence. although dogs are lovely companions, im afraid i am unable to hold a conversation with them.
>>752480303
Funny you say that
>>752479996
Because I'd rather fuck my cat
>>752480472
>>752480472
This is not the image I posted but whatever
>>752480557
Fair
Dogs are god's gift to man
Human pussy can't compete
>>752479996
ive been planning on moving out alone for years now so i can be a doggy bitch and get rammed every night by a dog
but now im realizing after seeing this post, that im moving out with my best friend and theres no way i can get fucked with her in the house
Cause I don't have bitch of my own and by the way beautiful dog would smash 11/10
>>752480555
>>752480588
post more please
also i dont have it anymore but saw a vid of a girl moaning loud as hell as a eel was coming out of her pussy or maybe it was a snake, still was pretty hot
>>752479996
because i'm spent right now. gimme a few mins
>>752481214
You could always come and stay with me :wink:
>>752479996
I wish I was
>>752480190
Wow, you really are retarded.
I am not that kind of degenerate.
Also, because my dog is dead.
>>752481414
wat.
>>752481214
Will she never leave?
>>752479996
My dog already knotted me a few hours ago
>>752481505
Not diagnosed
some on guys i want to see some girls get penetrated
>>752482872
I would but I don't want to risk the ban. If you're in the US you can Google that shit, it's legal.
>>752482483
Thanks m8
>>752482872
what really i didnt know it was legal
>>752479996
Cause I let him fuck me rather while I jerk off. Its waaay better
Because I'm not retarded
>>752483186
It's not legal to fuck them in most states, but it is legal to view porn
>>752483389
i didnt know that
>>752483335
nah m8, dog pussy is so warm that its almost unbelievable. i love playing with males, but dog pussy is hands down more amazing
dont know if its true but if a dolphin cums inside you, the cum travels so fast that pierces your insides thus killing you
>>752479996
I don't want my dog to suddenly turn into a bitch like my girlfriend
>>752481997
I'm high and read this in Butters' voice and it was fucking gold.
>>752483727
yeah, it's not true. they dont have pressure washers for penises
>>752483727
Definitely false, there are very few videos out there but at least one blowjob vid exists. No death.
>>752483727
thats superman youre talking about
i guess i was a victim of fake news
>>752479996
but i am tho
>>752481059
I'd have to stop you right there
>>752484260
You're fooling yourself
>>752484446
this
picture human pussy, but much warmer, with a slightly upward angle that rubs the bottom of you cock on every thrust, and a clit that you cant help but rub on every stroke, that causes her to have constant muscle contractions
>>752484582
I can only imagine
>>752484869
it's heaven on earth anon, humans dont compare.
women do make better life partners, but they cant compete in bed
>>752485116
I'm just attracted to the shape, it's different and it's taboo. Same goes for any animal really
>>752485656
they're nice to look at for sure, but they feel amazing, and they even taste nice. kinda sweet
Because horses are the master species
>>752485656
Don't talk to me if you're not on horse pussy
any good sites for moar?
>>752486330
horses dont fit in your bed though, you have to go out into a field or stable to be with them, and depending on your property setup, that can be risky. horse pussy is pretty nice though, but theyre a bit more... wet than i like. not a fan of getting pissed on
>>752486370
Oh but I am
>>752486330
I'm scared to post itt but have been lurking. Saw a thread a couple of hours ago. A femanon was in there and greentexted her experiences. It read as believable and pretty damn hot. The thread 404d though before I got too far it. Did anyone see that or save her posts?
Just for um, research purposes.
>>752479996
dick too wide, I'd worry about hurting doggo with my soupcanpeen.
>>752486577
They were pretty boring. I'm pretty sure she only gave it a handy.
>>752486683
yeah, that can be a problem with dogs, being more of an averaged sized is beneficial with dogs
>>752479996
Because they're Chihuahuas
>tfw you don't own a real dog
Just kill me please
>>752486771
I know how you feel. My dog is too small too.
>>752479996
Huh, so this is the fbi watch list thread, co.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>752487074
FBI doesn't care if you like dog pussy, they just care about kids.
I don't Fuck mine every night.
And my mares need attention too.
>be me
>mostly avoid /b/ for a few months
>come back
>this shit
>>752487417
i feel you
>>752486699
Oh ok she only went that far??? Ty bro. Still I'll think about that handy and what it might have been like, I got the impression she was fairly young when it happened.
>>752487793
Yeah, she was kinda boring
>>752488008
Girls with dogs are boring.
It's much better to be a guy with your own dogs.
>>752488109
yep, they dont know how to properly treat those gorgeous cocks
>>752488008
> girls
> boring
No shit. At least she made an effort. I suppose its too much to expect a real live girl to get too down and dirty in that situation lol
>>752488233
Oh, I have no interest in cocks.
I only get together with my girls.
>>752488464
i like em both, but i prefer females for sure.
i just enjoy helping dogs get off in general
>>752488335
I didn't see that thread, but I have known plenty of girls who were active with dogs.
rip thread
>>752480555
>marlboros on the nightstand
those are really bad for your health
>>752480588
Theres so many parts of this video.
>>752489261
I've never understood why people are so obsessed with it. And with her in general.
>>752486577
>>752487793
I had that thread open and just finished reading all of it. She ended up licking and sucking it a few times, but didn't think to do anything else since she hadn't looked at porn and didn't know much about sex. Said she probably would have done more if she knew at the time what she did now. She was going to go into detail about sucking it, but the thread died. It was a nice story, not the typical fake bullshit that neckbeards make up to get off to.
>>752489494
honestly, it's sad to think that someone hot as her enjoys fucking a dog rather than a regular human being. Definitely something extremely fucked up from her childhood.
>>752489602
why? knots are great, and the shear amount of cum dogs produce is awesome
>>752479996
MODS!
>>752489494
shes hot?
are you blind?
>>752479996
You all need Jesus
>>752489602
It's probably not that she would rather do that, but that she just happens to also like it.
She likes like a normal happy person.
I think your feelings about her are actually more about yourself and your difficulties with girls.
>>752483026
Is that whole US? WTF is up with this counrty
>>752481997
Anymore like this? Fucking diamonds
>>752489888
She's OK.
I'm not really into girls with dark skin like that though.
>>752489922
>double dubs
jesus sending a messasge
>>752489948
This is true.
How were you able to analyze me through a brief assumption about someone else?
>>752479996
Because my dog is out fucking your mom
>>752490068
It's pretty easy.
Usually when a guy is upset, saying she would rather Fuck a dog than a human it's because they have trouble getting together with girls, so they try to shift the fault to the girl rather than admitting that the problem is with themselves.
>>752490306
Dr. Anon
Thank you. I never knew I'd have a rude awakening and some spiritual guidence I need to take a look at within me. Thank you.
>>752490531
You can be anything you want to be.
You can be the guy who has an the girls.
But only you can make yourself that person.
Your insecurities are likely self created,you're more critical of yourself than others ever will be.
Perhaps you had a bad influence growing up that caused them, but don't let that define your entire life. Don't be the person someone told you that you were, be the person you want to be.
Any webms
>>752490784
>feels
>>752489922
the only time i agree with Christianity is when deprive fucks on 4chan want to fuck animals.
Is there even a guide for how to fuck dogs? Like what if it's too tight, etc?
>>752491181
If it's too tight it's too tight.
That means you don't Fuck them.
>>752490001
Thats dark skin to you?
It's light olive colored because shes one of those white mexicans. (the good kind)
Anyway, I'm not into dreads so I appreciate her pics without them more. She has a few of her around town and she's fucking 10/10 with straight hair.
Lucky boyfriend. And dog.
Bump. videos?
>>752489948
>I think your feelings about her are actually more about yourself and your difficulties with girls.
reaching a bit far.
>>752491277
this
try to force yourself on an unwilling dog and you'll quickly find yourself needing stitches.
dogs that dont want it will make it clear, and if you continue, they'll fuck you up
>>752491307
I don't consider her a white girl, so yeah, that's dark.
I really don't go for white girls with a dark tan either.
Just personal preference really.
>>752491277
>>752491481
Is it possible to slowly stretch them?
>>752491481
It's not even about force or what she's interested in.
Too small is too small.
Drunk ass walking just stood straight up and said that shouldn't be a thing as f****** happening from FEMA what the f*** is wrong with you
>>752491536
No.
Because my dog is not intelligent enough to understand Rick and morty. Most of the jokes go right over her head
>>752491536
yeah, but only slightly, and it's not terribly comfortable for them.
so unless it starts out as a really close fit, it's not gonna happen. if it is a close fit however, regular fingering should open her up slightly over a period of months.
Is there a general way to figure out what sizes different breeds can usually take? Or what sizes of dicks the males have (since I imagine they would match somewhat)
>>752491770
Does it matter if the dog is a virgin or not? Or is she's fixed? Or would that only make a difference for if you need to use lube vs her self-lubricating?
>>752491481
Can confirm. That's why I don't understand the argument that "animals can't consent".
>>752491536
Yes, but not much. I've had a large husky mutt for 4 years. She never let me touch her out of heat, but I would finger her and eat her out when she was in heat and literally begging for it. I wasn't able to fuck her until this summer after lots of fingering, and lube. I'm above average too, so I still struggle to fit all the way if I don't spend a bit of time fingering beforehand.
>>752491770
Yep, this.
>>752491842
post a pic of her size?
>>752487417
Same.
>>752491840
yes, being spayed is a huge detriment. there's a good chance she wont be interested, and if she was done as a puppy, she wont have properly developed genitals.
also, rule of thumb with most dogs is that lube is a must, males provide massive amounts of precum during sex, so females dont produce much of their own lube in most cases. every dog is different though, mine gets pretty wet sometimes
>>752491515
>Muh master race detected
u must be fat
>>752492043
>she wont have properly developed genitals.
Is this more of her not having a developed clit to feel good? Or size too?
If she was done as a puppy, will it be basically impossible to fuck?
>>752491842
how was husky pussy?
>>752489261
>>752489494
>>752489602
>>752480588
Sauce plzzz That shits so much more atractive then the shit you find on these ad-ridden sites. Anyone know any GOOD Sites?!
>>752479996
cuz i'm fucking my cat
>>752492142
her clit will still work just fine, but her entrance is likely to be too small for more than one finger.
>>752491842
Please just kys you sick psycho, you ain't better than shit stuck on my shoe.
>>752492247
Well that's terrible news.
Did someone say scat porn spam?
>>752480190
yo leave your dog alone D:
Where's all the good videos of women being knotted by big dogs these days?
>>752491840
Very large breed.
Most husky and German Shepherd sizes are too small.
Yes, they are popular in videos, but they have also had many litters of pups.
That does a lot to open them up to where you can comfortably fit.
>>752492304
Do it. Hit the button
>>752479996
Because I do not live in New York, Chicago or LA.
>this thread
>>752491936
I don't take pics, sorry. She's about 65-70 lbs. She has an odd color pattern, possibly part pit bull which may explain her size.
>>752492145
Very warm and very tight. Hard to fit because of their shape.
>>752492267
How am I a psycho? I love animals.
>>752492279
sorry m8, spay/neuter is pretty rough on dogs
>>752492396
it depends entirely on the dog. ive been with a shepherd that was way too small, but i've also been with a 35lb heeler mix with room to spare
>>752492342
>women being knotted
This again.
women can't be knotted.
Yes, the knot can and often will be inside her, but being knotted, locked together is not possible.
The human vag is not shaped properly to hold a knot inside it.
One little pull and it falls right out.
>>752492577
No pictures? wtf. Are you afraid someone's gonna message her on facebook...?
>>752492634
>being this retarded in current year
>>752492634
it works anally. not as well as it would with an actual female dog, but it's still a pretty solid tie
>>752492581
To some extent yes.
But I don't want people thinking they can just go buy a husky as a sex toy find out in a year that it will never happen.
I've had many husky and gsd, I have 3 gsd now and it's been a very small percentage that were large enough for sex. And it's always been the ones who had hay puppies that were large enough.
>>752492710
No, but she's very recognizable. I'd rather not have anyone find out I'm breaking the law, and I don't want to get banned. I think that's pretty reasonable.
>>752492735
Oh?
Please then, show me just one video of dog cock in a girl's vag where it won't come out.
>>752481358
Mammals only you sick fuck
29 years of experience and people still don't believe that what I say is true.
>>752492814
huskies are definitely on the small side, ive only met one that was big enough, and she was spayed believe it or not. but with GSDs i've only met one that wasnt big enough.
worth noting that i'm extremely average in size though
>>752492102
fuck off faggot.
nothing wrong with only liking white girls. kys fucking assblasted shitskin
>>752492970
which is?
>>752493156
The main one everyone gets butt hurt about is knotting.
>>752493084
Lol u fucking mad buttboi? Fat ass loser
>>752492888
http://en.luxuretv com/videos/plump-wife-takes-a-dog-knot-insertion-like-a-true-beastiality-lover-31291.html
>>752493277
I agree with that guy though.
I have lots of friends who aren't white.
I work with people from just about every ethnicity and I like them or dislike them all based on their personality. Their colour and ethnicity have no effect on that.
But as far as humans go I'm sexually attracted to white girls.
>>752493451
Thank you for for proving my point with just the thumbnail of the video.
>>752479996
kys
>>752489106
>>marlboros on the nightstand
>those are really bad for your health
So is fucking Poochie!
>>752493277
At least I'm white.
>>752493274
It's kind of stupid, really. I've never seen any video of a dog knotted in a woman longer than a few seconds. I'm willing to bet the ones who say that have never fucked a dog because it's obvious why it doesn't work from being with a bitch.
>>752480431
>i am attracted to high intelligence
So that means you're gay?
women are all dumb as rocks after all.
>>752493579
>assuming you're right from the thumbnail
Maybe actually watch it faggot
what the fuck is wrong with you niggers
>>752493849
Yeah.
I think mostly it's a misconception about what knotting is.
They see the knot inside so they call that knotting.
It they see the knot pop out so they say she must have been knotted.
When in reality it is physically impossible for the knot to be pulled out of a bitch when they are knotted.
It's comical to watch sometimes, one of the 2 dogs will drag the other one around while knotted.
I came here to see webms of the act.
>>752493934
Watch what?
the knot being pulled out?
You realize that means they are not knotted.
It is physically impossible to pull out the knot when knotted.
Learn dog anatomy and reproduction please.
>itt: reminiscents of society wich social skill aren't above the sufficient to permit them having interaction with female human species,thus why they have to resort on fucking non-consentient animals
>>752494469
No. I could get a human female pretty easily, I'm pretty attractive and fairly charismatic. I just don't like most of them, and got lucky with having an unspayed bitch when I was a horny 15 year old who was already a zoophile. And dogs can absolutely consent.
>>752494469
I'd rather have a bitch love me her whole life then get sum hoe pregnant
>>752487417
I KNOW!
Lucky, right?
>>752480431
I too am attracted to Rick and Morty fans
>>752494655
Fuuucckkiinn gross and I'll never forgive myself for asking this but - how the fuck does a dog actually consent to copulation?
>one of our cats waits at my bedroom door every night waiting for me
>throw her on the bed, she instantly starts purring and drooling
>shoves her butt in my face
>if i roll over she crawls over and repeats
>if i ignore her long enough she sleeps next to me
>3 am she wakes up and repeats this till i eject her from the room
>beautiful pure whyte girl
fug
>>752486370
r/MarePussy
>>752494782
By allowing you to.
Tell me, what happens if you do something to a dog that it doesn't want you to do?
say you poke it with a needle, does it react in a manner that shows its happy or pleased that you poked it?
How about if you step on its paw?
Tell me, why do you think people and animals suddenly become incapable of communication when sex is involved?
Any other time, you have no problem communicating and understanding them.
Not allowed pets where we live. My BF wants to watch me take knot though
>>752489565
>had that thread open and just finished reading all of it. She ended up licking and sucking it a few times, but didn't think to do anything else since she hadn't looked at porn and didn't know much about sex. Said she probably would have done more if she knew at the time what she did now. She was going to go into detail about sucking it, but the thread died. It was a nice story, not the typical fake bullshit that neckbeards make up to get off to.
Do you or anyone else have what this chick wrote?????
>>752494782
Like any animal who hasn't had their reproductive organs mutilated, they get horny and want to fuck. People have been brainwashed into believing only humans want to have sex when it's completely wrong. If animals couldn't consent then none of them would exist. A dog humping a girls leg is, by nature, consenting because people also have been misled into believe consent is strictly verbal when it's actually behavioral. They're quite literally asking for sex. The same goes for a bitch in heat who whines and howls, and presents herself to you, and rubs her vagina on you. It's consent just like a woman you want to fuck rubbing your dick because you don't ask her "do I have your consent?" before fucking her when she does it. It's expressed through behavior.
>>752495165
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/752464895/
>>752495200
That always gets me. If all the times I've been having sex with human girls not once have I requested permission to Fuck them, and neither have they said anything like "I give you permission to Fuck me"
>>752495454
fucking rapist.
>>752495454
>not doing explicit double opt-in before sex
monster
>>752479996
Because that's rape. Animals don't have rational speech so they can't give consent, dumbass.
>>752495454
rapist burn in hell. also kill yourself. do it...
>>752495407
Ty bro. Am hoping its fapworthy.
>>752495687
Naw.
hell doesn't exist, and I plan to live forever.
>>752495776
>live forever
Even the universe that sustains us will someday die too. How will you live forever?
>>752495898
move to the next one lmao wew dude think broader
>>752495898
I have plenty of time to figure out the end of the universe thing.
>>752495776
kill yourself bro
>>752479996
I don't have a dog. But otherwise every day she is in heat
>>752479996
I don't have a dog. But otherwise every day she is in heat.
>>752496141
ey, yo! KILL YOURSELF
anybody on here fucked a horse??
Interested to know your thoughts
>>752496224
This guy has
>>752496065
>>752496224
All the time.
>>752496270
upload some pics
>>752480555
She's 16 btw.
>>752496385
full size horse? Or like one of those small ones?
How do you hold them so they dont run off??
>>752480588
She is terrible. Her knees are under her belly rookie mistake. Eventually tries to push the dog deeper into herself. bitch please. Knees under pelvis and pull him entirely over yourself. The dog doesn't know what to do and is way to quick to tire himself out. There isn't that many women with talent in fucking dogs. It's a shame
>>752496486
Yes both.
One of mine is a draft mare, another one is an American Shetland, she's phnbr.
I don't hold them. If they don't want to Fuck they can walk away or kick.
I wouldn't do anything to force them.
>>752496705
how do you initiate it?
>>752496809
Same as with any girl of any species.
touching, rubbing, kissing, that sort of thing.
>>752496951
They lite to bite a bit before they begin don't they? Or is that only male? I know this vid of a bith trying to fuck a stallion but she just had no idea. she was clueless. So he tried to make an advance on the advancing, but as dumb as she was she didn't remotely recignise the signs. So he was like "okay". And she couldn't even finish him. Really funny. But my question is if mares do that too?
>>752497524
The males will sometimes bite on the neck.
The mares so sometimes nibble on your ankles or legs when they want you to Fuck them.
>>752497710
why is Fuck capitalized? Is Fucking distinct from fucking?
>>752497777
calculated
>>752480598
>>752480751
moar big cats?
they're the most beautiful beasts on earth, and watching them get frisky is absolutely exciting
>>752497777
Fuck.
Auto correct.
My phone thinks it should be because I often do use it as a single word sentence.
>>752490055
>>>752489922
>>double dubs
>jesus sending a messasge
Ok I believe.
>>752480303
Plinkett?
>>752481408
Zoinks
I am not because I have 2 cats and Im not animalsexual xD
>>752479996
Most nights when I get horny enough, I sneak out the back to where our two dogs are. One is a Staffordshire bull terrier mix and one is a boarder collie. The staffy fucks so good now, been training him for a few months how to mount and fuck me properly. The collie isnt that much into it yet but hes getting there. Its at the point where I just rub the staffy's bellie and he starts getting into it then all I gotta do is expose my ass and get on all fours. He fucked me for a record 4 mins last night without trying to knot or pull out. Was amazing and Ima do it again tonight
spagettu
any good sites? forgot the names
>>752499741
Google.
>>752495695
i'm thinking about starting a similar thread later today and see if she reads it and finishes
>>752499832
Good idea. I don't know where she is or time zone. See if you can draw her out. She seemed a little autistic maybe from her posts, I wouldn't mind asking her shit. Nah im being unfair, im sure shes not an autist, maybe its just how i read it.
>>752500145
Nobody is going to track you down and arest you for watching animal porn.
>>752500145
How do people like you manage to live in constant fear of everything?
>>752481490
the fuck is wrong with you people
>>752483930
oh my, do you have any more pictures like this?
>>752500516
Because im not a faggot and i don't want to pick up Tyrone soap,you know
bump
Because I have a real life
>>752483486
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_bestiality_in_the_United_States
>>752479996
how is this thread still alive after 3 hours?
>>752489888
Where can I find vids?
>>752504299
8ch
more fortune cookies please
>>752504611
aint that somthing
>>752504393
got a name?
>>752479996
It's time to take your meds anon.
>>752494902
LICK THAT PUSSY YOU FUCKING MONG
Anyone have the video of the two guys fucking a cat? Used to be on motherIess before it B& beast
I don't have dog anymore, but when I did, I used to suck his balls while I jerked myself off
>>752494902
So what are you gonna do. You gonna give it to her? You gonna be a disappointment? You are gonna deny her and make her believe it never existed or was even real? She sounds like fun!
Sorry, I'm not a liberal, I don't engage in such degeneracy.
>>752481490
I think that dog is a trap
>>752486448
Pornsocket dot Com
>>752505615
What's worse than fucking an animal?
Voting for Trump......ewwww.
>>752505412
How big are dog cocks in comparison to humans?
>>752483389
they call him "The Sledgehammer"
>>752487417
Newfag
>>752505733
Some are about the same, some are larger than humans. Their knot when swollen can be tennis ball sized or larger
>>752479996
I want to, I've tried but can't fit my Willy in her pee pee. It's too tight and small. How do I do it? Plox help!!
>>752483727
nope. the big dolphin research center in the 1950s & 1960s, with the big house built into the ocean, and researchers living there full time, had at least one girl admitting to have fallen in love with one dolphin and carried on a sexual relationship with him for years. she was cute as hell too. you know someone filmed that.
having sex with my mare soon. kik twodanes20 for a show
