classic greentexts thread
why does /b/ never do these anymore? i'll contribute what i've got but it's only /x/ shit. post good greentext
bumping. really miss best of 4chan threads
come on faggots, this board isn't just traps and dick rate threads is it?
>>752479400
>whatisthisapictureforants.jpg
Bump
>>752479197
I wish to god /x/ had more stuff, I only know about this and ghost puncher. Imagine if the power of 4chan was invoking the occult.
well i'm out of shit to post. hopefully some good anons will save this thread. these used to be a /b/ staple. bets of 4chan motherfuckers, post em if you got em!
>>752479656
I wish I had money to investigate spooky stuff like this.
>>752480996
>>752482283
these are gold, post moar! don't let this thread die, there's so much stupid shit being bumped.
.
>>752479078
>>752483397
>>752483422
>>752483488
>>752483521
>>752483635
>>752483699
>>752483786
bump
Gonna post some
I swear to God, I have the funniest one ever, its just too bad that fucking gook had to implement this stupid 2 MB bullshit. Fucking asshole.
>>752483960
>>752483833
This has got be in my top 10 favorite screencaps.
>>752479078
here my favorite
>>752484674
it's one of my favorites too
this one is worth a read
>>752483786
i am spooked now. keep looking behind me. god damnit, i gotta go read some non-creepy greentexts now
>>752483259
Genius
>>752479197
Kekistani
>>752483557
Who tf is posting these creepy stories? These aren't even green text.
I have some fresh OC I made yesterday right here, ya bitches.
>>752489769
Oops. I think I made a mistake
>>752489769
you fucking idiot
>>752487365
wtf that was me
>>752489898
no it wasn't
Bow down before your king, fags.
>>752490057
it was, i left after a few mins thinking i just made a shitty joke
I don't think this one would be considered a classic, but I like it.
Pt.1
>>752491128
>>752491174
>>752491208
>>752491242
>>752491315
>>752491340
>>752491374
>>752491385
>>752491128
>>752491174
>>752491208
>>752491242
>>752491315
>>752491374
>>752491385
>>752491409
That's a good story but fuck me that is inconvenient to read.
>>752491628
I know. Cancerous as fuck layout. It was taken on a phone and posted on a phone, just like this post. Maybe someone else will care enough to condense it.
>>752491931
bumping this