Have't seen a Confession Thread in a while
So lets hear some stories
>>752478826
I'm posting in this thread when I really should be working.
Since the shift started I've been paid for 8 hours. I've spent about 6 of those shitposting on /b/ and one of them fapping.
I'm probably getting fired soon.
>>752478826
I've been banned from /pol/ for filling communist threads with gay porn up to the image limit.
I’d like to confess about cheating on my gf for 2 years with random females from cl. Not proud of it but I can’t ignore the fact that it happened and thus it ended my relationship.
>>752478826
I secretly believe that op is a faggot
>>752479941
That's not a secret. Everyone already knows OP is a faggot.
I'm happier and making way more money selling weapons than when I was in medicine.
>>752480451
you could probably make even more money selling medicine to people shortly after selling weapons to them
>>752479895
they musta been some fucking hefers since cl never works for hookups.
>>752478826
I want to get my leg amputated.
i touched my female cousin's tits while she was asleep, at least in 3 separate occasions. I was so horny for her that once i created a whole stupid scenario that took 2 days just so i could see her boobs for 5 seconds.
>>752479941
>>752479941
And everyone knows you two aren't contributing anything to this thread so fuck off
I visited several swinger parties
>>752478826
i want to fuck a bird.
an actual, physical bird.
Jerked off on a teacher's cushion when she was away. Didn't nut, but still felt good then. Look back on it with shame.
When I was about 5 or 6 years old, I had an older brother (about 11 or 12) who would shower with me when my parents weren't home. He'd make me suck him off, stick it in my ass, etc. Now he's a 27-year-old weird-ass fuck who watches Octonauts, started dating an even weirder 17-year-old last year, and just proposed to her today. I've officially disowned him.
>>752481822
I cant explain fully.
I already fake injuries by buying casting supplies and wearing fake casts but I crave something more permanant.
>>752482151
Elaborate
>>752482151
oh that kind of thing. I forget the name for that condition.
it's a bad idea but it is possible. expect to have to go to a third-world shithole to get it done though, no western doctors are gonna risk their career on the fact you want fewer legs.
>>752481934
Octonaughts are awesome bruh
I am a ?Straigh? guy who has a crush on a homosexual.
I work with him and can't wait to see him when I get to work. I love talking with him and enjoy his cute little laugh (And ass of course, when he bends over) But... But I don't know how to tell him that I want to be more then friends. (For more then one reason)
>>752482151
Read this, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_limb
>>752482284
It started out I would cast myself and drive far out where I wouldnt encounter people I know. I love the stares and attention. But that turned into me wearing a full leg cast for three months earlier this year. People were so helpful and nice its just intoxicating.
>>752482560
Im already well aware.
>>752480451
Pics or it didn't happen faggot.
I'm in love with my ex girlfriend who is married now but visits several times a year
I like looking at naked women pictures and video. I also play with my penis when I look at them.
>>752478826
I may have inadvertently "ruined" this girl's life when I was in High School. Long story short, this 8th grader had a huge crush on me when I was a senior. Took her virginity, basically made her my fucktoy for my senior year, then went off to the military and never spoke to her again. Even went out of my way to ignore her on social media (Facebook was young and MySpace was still a thing back then, this is how long ago it was).
After my six-year enlistment, I went back home to visit my parents before moving to start college (GI Bill baby). I met a friend of mine who knew the girl I used in High School. Apparently she:
-Became the class slut around freshman year
-Got caught giving a dude one year above her head in the boy's locker room, then got him kicked out/brought legal charges against him when she manipulated everyone into thinking he forced himself on her
-Apparently got crabs from some dude who then passed them to his GF, said GF beat the shit out of her and put her into the hospital for a few days (that girl also got expelled)
-Dropped out of HS halfway through her Senior Year for getting knocked up
On a bright note, apparently she now works at this really popular and high-end strip club in the city where the local football team usually goes after games...girls there can walk out with THOUSANDS in one night. My friend went there once and apparently she's still smokin' hot so she probably makes bank so who knows, maybe I helped her out.
Still feel like a dick about it.
I want to get fucked by a guy, but I'm too scared my girlfriend will find out. I've never done it before and the temptation is getting worse and worse...
>>752478826
When I was 21 I raced bicycles. After one 35 mi time trial, a college girl said I had a cute butt. I said, "You too," and patted her firmly on her butt. That was the end of it.
Since I am neither famous or an elected official, I believe I am safe for now.
>>752482909
Losing your virginity and getting dumped doesnt just make you a cum dumpster. Not your fault she's a slut
>>752482946
u are a faggot, plain and simple
So I live with one of my best friends and his fiancee, also a friend. known her for 2 years, him for probably 10 (friends for like 5-6)
me and her fucked and he doesn't know. now I want to move out because she "chose to go back to him" even though she confessed her feelings for me.
He knows that we have feelings for each other but ever since she "chose him" again, he thinks it's all fine.
Do I tell him before I move out or never tell him? She said she'd never forgive me if she did and now she's "pretending" like everything's fine and she's inviting me places with them. fuck that
>>752483148
true
she prolly had some issues with her dad or something to begin with
>>752482909
MOS?
>>752482551
Um should I try not to see him or.. I don't know what to do.
I'm still a virgin at the age of 22. I tell people that I'm not because I don't want to be ridiculed.
>>752483258
If being bi makes me a faggot, then alright.
I dunno what it is. Maybe the curiosity of it? The fact that I haven't done it yet? I have no clue but I'm so close to it doing it...
>>752482830
Hey me too
>>752483260
You're a bad friend.
>>752483583
oh I know, and I want to tell him for that precise reason. it's eating me up inside. I hope he never forgives me tbh, and I wouldn't tell him where I moved to etc
>>752483583
and the ugly people losers that smell worse then dog shit and try to be better then people ugly way and is short and outnumber everybody try to be better then pople ugly way and so can be better then ugly popular people ugly way and they smell like poo and they read me ugly way so they going to change it up ugly way
>>752479852
LOL
>>752483524
I wish I had waited longer to have sex, and not had it with so many people. Got the clap twice. Consider myself lucky that's all I got.
>>752483426
1N4 was my AFSC. Intel type job, dunno what the Army equivalent is.
>>752483718
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I haven't e over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>752483787
Ever live in San Angelo?
>>752483148
That's actually what my friend said when he told me about her.
>>752483310
AFAIK her father wasn't around and her mother worked basically from 6 in the morning to 9 at night, which is why we were able to do so much shit and never get caught.
>>752482690
What a loser
>>752483787
Wouldn't know. 3 years into being a Medic attached to Engineers. Shit sucks more dicks than OP. Calling it quits, no reup.
>>752483906
Nope.
I got 3 people kicked out of the military because I didn't take responsibility for my actions.
>>752483964
One of my friends in college was a former army medic. The stories she told me, man. She basically had the same attitude. When I deployed I was in one of Saddam's old palaces for six months. Never heard so much as a mortar. You guys had it rough though :/
sometimes i bump threads
I want my friends to fail and get fucked so I will be the best among them. I want them to work longer hours than me, make less money than me, and I want their kids to die or be disabled. Anything to be on top.
However, I want my family to succeed so that we will collectively be the best.
>>752484863
I met a dude just like you. He would actively talk his friends out of doing shit that could make their lives better too. For instance, he talked a mutual friend out of going to the gym every day (dude was losing weight and was on track to getting his life in track, but stopped and regained all the weight).
Class-A douchebag.
I'm dying
>>752481406
I approve!
>>752478826
I have spied on my female roomate in the shower and regularly jerk off with her underwear.
>>752478826
I have several thousand in cash savings that I would gladly pay to fuck my sister in law one time.
>>752484863
So....you're a tumor then?
>>752478826
I used to masturbate in my science class in highschool
>>752480451
lol wut u use ghost gunner?
>>752484233
fuck dude, thats low. Dishonorable discharges?
I used to stand outside my parent's room at night with a gun or knife in my hand, trying to build up the nerve to kill them so they would stop beating me.
sometimes I shit on the contractors shower floor at work
jews
>>752478826
I'm going to kill myself 1day.
>>752487309
me too!
i shot a gun to a moving car. I was hanging with a couple friends that are part of a very violent local gang, and while walking down the street we got a drive by. i ducked real fast but one of my dudes got shot in the leg and the other guy was freaking out pulling his gun. when i saw the car turning around coming back for seconds the guy in the ground pulled out his gun but couldn't aim due to pain, so it ook it and shot 5 rounds as accurate as i could. i think i hit the car once, which is good for me cause i had never shot a gun before in real life and because they didn't drove shooting, they drove away real fast
since then i moved cities twice, just in case
I am 60 yrs old and still browsing this site. Been here for 12 years.
it's not a very interesting confession but i cut myself.
Killed 5 pedophiles. Made them look like accidents but 3 of them. I took one and tortured him in his house by tying him up ball gagging him and putting his balls in ice and salt. Got bored quickly after that and i strangled him with his own shoe strings. The next one was a few years after him and was a couple states over. I followed this guy for two weeks trying to figure out his routines when he left for work,when he got off and who or if he was living with. After seeing he lived with a older woman which i learned was his mother i got him as he was returning home from work. I just walked up to him and asked if this was so and so apartments and as he was thinking i bashed him over the head with a hammer i had. i took him into the wooded area right beside the apartments and kept hitting him till i knew there was no way of him being alive,i think if i can remember right it may have been about 30-35 times give or take. left him there all night till someone found him the next morning from what i heard. the next one was my favorite, i put some major work into this one. i followed this guy to a place that served drinks and he was sitting at a table in the joint i got me and drink and went up to him just bull shitting with him i asked if i could sit at the table also and he loved the thought now i look younger then my age so i guess he thought i was handsome so for awhile we talked and he told me about himself but nothing about the fact that he was a sex offender,but after awhile i asked him if he would wanna go somewhere and he said sure happily. i made him meet me a few miles out of town at a old gas station that had been shut down and i told him that no one would stop and we would be alone. He came 10 mins after i had already been there cause i asked him to go get "rubbers and lube" and he showed up and came into the station where i bashed him over the head with from what i remember was a pipe off a broke down rusted truck that was out back.
>>752482551
>Straight
>Cute little laugh
Sis pick one
>>752488333
checked
why not do them in a nicer pattern anon? kinda haphazard at the moment
>>752483260
Telling him might make you feel better, but it'll make him feel worse.
Just keep your fucking mouth shut.
I miss my neighbor. :(
I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today
>>752478826
I feel an extreme sense of guilt for my friends I haven't been able to help. I don't know why I feel like I have to try and be the therapist for everyone I know but it keeps fucking me up. Obviously, it's ridiculous for me to think that I have the chance to help everyone with their problems but I try anyway and I always fuck up and feel like shit. I ended up really hurting my ex this way and I don't have feelings for her anymore but just thinking about how I hurt her makes me want to blow my head off
>>752488519
i don't know.
i kinda thought about it but haven't really tried, i miss my old hunting knife but i no longer have that so i'm stuck with used razor blades
>>752488549
they move? die?
>>752478826
I pull boogers from one nostril and shove it in the other.
I tried to kill myself once. Ended up in the hospital, but no one asked me if I did it intentionally.
>>752488671
fair. if you're doing it you might as well make it look nice though, can be a nice aesthetic sometimes.
why only used razors? new ones are cheap.
>>752488354
I hope this is true, Anon. We need more people taking scum like that off this earth. Thank you
>>752479713
What type of work? No cam to catch you fapping?
I secretly want to see my girlfriend seduced by my roommate. He is starting to get comfortable putting his hands on her body, but the mood is still playful
>>752488744
Died
>>752488828
well i've been using the same razor cassette for months and not really money to buy a new one since my ass is too broke and i can't force myself out of the house. if i had the money it'd be spent on cigarettes and cheap booze.
pic is a bit older
>>752485533
I jerked off with my mom's underwear and came in them a few times.
>>752488842
Oh i plan on doing more as i travel around i will admit that today's society would call me a psychopath and it is true i accept what i do but i believe most like yourself would be ok with it. i get to kill people and i take out your trash. win win?
>>752482690
You're a loon and shouldn't be allowed to make decisions on your own. This is yet another reason why I'm fully again socialized health care. You cut your own leg off and pay for your meds yourself.
>>752488860
office work, no cameras.
went to the bathroom for some of the fapping.
>>752488354
You know the FBI monitors this site, right?
>>752489288
kek
"nothing posted here is real it's all works of fiction"
>>752489288
where is my key to the city then? i may not have a sense of humor but i believe you are a troll.
>>752483524
I didn't have sex until I was 23. I never lied about it and would be honest when I would be asked, this effectively made girls even more interested in me on top of my good sense of humor. It literally came down to my picking...but up until I actually had sex, I was just shy about going through with it. It's okay to be a virgin and it's okay to be honest about it. As long as you're a decent person on your own, then you've nothing to worry about. You'll know that those that do ridicule you offer nothing and that's okay.
>>752488781
>I pull boogers from one nostril and shove it in the other.
I'm fuckin dyin hahahaha
>>752489066
why do you do it? i used to do it out of frustration and to keep myself from bouncing off the walls when I lost my shit. stopped doing it now. also nice dubs
Had a crush on my friend's sister since grade school. Jerked it in her room as much as possible and rubbed pre cum all over her pillow.
She died last year. It was like 15 years ago I did sick shit in her room but she's dead so I feel bad. I wanted to fuck her my whole life and really had a crush on her. I miss her. :(
>>752489079
pic of your mum? like i know that I could never find mine atractive,but she just generaly isnt atraactive. So i wonder if yours is atractive and that makes it easier
>>752489388
Um, I’m dead serious. Been here for around 11 years. People have been v& here for posting this shit.
>>752489416
i'm blessed with trips and dubs i guess.
i don't know. i just picked it up again.
it could have something to do with my situation but i'm not entirely sure/
you have to admit even though these ones are more haphazard they're prettier than the other ones i posted
Fucked a 38 year old for $800
I went to egypt one time and met a qt3.14. I got to touch her boob. I still miss her. And it's been 9 years. talk about pathetic.
>>752489558
>>752489558
I've been here since 1998 you newfag
My wife of 15 years came out as transgender and left me and our kids for another man.
I'd give anything in this entire world to have the girl I fell in love with back for a single minute.
1: I have convinced several friends to become much more slutty than they would have without me.
2: fucked a friends little sister once
3: made every girl i've ever been with squirt. and loved it.
4: watch so much porn that I have a hard time maintaining an erection sometimes while fucking.
5: take creepshots
6: eaten human flesh before
7: killed my whole family
8: caused the extinction of all life on the planet.
9: accidentally unleashed the evil and it destroyed the universe
10: enjoyed it
11: ???
12: profit!
>>752489660
i see you joined the super adventure club
>>752488623
story
>>752478826
My discord number is #1337
>>752489699
Your wife has mental illness. She’ll kill herself soon.
You’ll be fine.
>>752483056
challenge accepted!
>>752489734
I believed this until number 7.
>>752478826
I have been in a relationship secretly with my brothers girlfriend of 7 years since I was 14.
And she is six years older than me.
i just backed out from fucking an asian girl i hooked up with on CL. she has a german bf and they are in an open relationship. i am on a business trip and it would have been perfect for her to come to my hotel. but i'm married and felt guilty and backed out of it.
>>752483260
keep your mouth shut. it won't help the situation any to tell.
also 3 years from now she's going to show up at your apartment, wet from the rain and crying. then she is going to sleep it off and proceed to fuck you for 73 hours straight.
I have foreseen it.
>>752489946
*facepalm
>>752489880
kek
>>752490134
i know. it's fucking pathetic, but i fapped myself to sleep. saddest fap i've ever done.
>>752478826
Yeah but not everyone is open. Which seems kind of strange being that they're on a site where they remain anonymous. So unless you give really cryptic details, nobody will know who you are.
>>752490350
you mean specific, cryptic is unclear
the grammar nazi is displeased
>>752486351
holy shit dude. this made me feel sad. sorry you had fucking shitty parents.
>>752490546
and/or he was a shitty kid
>>752490588
dubs say beatings was justified
>>752486351
You should have trust me the feeling is amazing! like sex cant beat the rust of feeling someones life just fade away at the end of your knife.
>>752489588
>i'm blessed with trips and dubs i guess.
how tf
When I worked at a library, I tried to secretly record videos of dozens of female patrons. A few of them caught me, but I didn't get in trouble.
>>752490667
dunno just am.
watch as i don't get dubs
>>752490675
girls like attention, even from creepy virgin anons
I sniffed my sisters panties
i once cut a timestamp into my flesh
I really want to facefuck someone till they choke on my fucking cock but don't like hurting people so I never do it.
>>752490783
Show timestamp with timestamp faggot
>>752490771
done that with sis in law.
2111 like this. masturbate to memories.
>>752490830
hahaha
>>752490754
On the contrary: I wasn't a virgin, and they didn't like it.
I am creepy, though.
>>752488386
I don't know. Should I admit I am gay or just ignore it.
>>752490905
>they didn't like it
yes they did. girls like any and all attention they can get.
>>752490546
>>752490588
I was kinda shitty, but not to the level of deserving what I got. My grandmother died when i was 12 and my grades dipped in school, report card came home, three c's, one d, one f. My dad went balistic, packed my back and told me to go look up the number for a military academy because I wasnt staying at home any more. I told him I would do it and sat still, so he started slapping me upside the head telling me I was too stupid to listen. I kept sitting still and he pulled me up by my shirt and threw me across the room. I threatened to call social services on him. After that he picked my up by my throat and pinned me against the wall by my throat with my feet hanging in the air. He said if I called the cops he would break my bones until they got there, slapped me a few more times while choking me, threw me again. Meanwhile my mom just sat in the living room, and my older brother told me i shoulda just done what I was told. That was when i started standing outside the door at night.
>I've been creepshotting many of the girls at my school for a solid year or two. Some of my friends know this an call me "Creep Master"
Is it weird that I'm proud of this?
>>752478826
I'm a sociopath
Jessica, it's Mary B.
I want you. Call or email me.
>>752491010
next step is to become the rape master
>>752478826
My friend is in prison for killing the guy who got his daughter pregnant. He killed the wrong guy. I'm the one who knocked her up. He thinks I helped the family out by marrying her when she got old enough. She's keeping the truth quiet too.
>>752491010
Dude, if there were camera phones when I was in school, I would've taken so many fucking creepshots. I'm glad I never had that kind of temptation because I'm sure I would've gotten in trouble for it eventually.
I work in mental health, and secretly hate many of the people I'm supposed to be helping.
>>752478826
>The only reason I can cum to my new gf is because I'm thinking of my previous
>no ragrets
>>752491505
So... you are a typical mental health worker then?
>>752491505
are your initials DC?
i want to face fuck my ex oja. call me lets make this happen.
>>752491650
I guess so... I just want to tell them to stop being such fucking attention whoring cock munchers.
>>752491697
No. They are not.
I had sex with my sister when I was a young teen(13-14)
Someone helped me once, and I should've thanked them but didn't.
Anime girls make me happier than real girls
>>752491505
>>752491767
Tell me a story.
i committed a shooting in africa with my troop
Fucked my best friend during my wedding reception. She's not my wife.
I pissed and shit in the showers of my college dorm. My roommate may have known it was me.
>>752492222
with quads like that you're not doing a good job of hiding it
>>752478826
I have had multiple sexual encounters with my mother throughout my childhood.
>>752492309
very normal for 4chan.
i used to suck my mothers boobs when i was 2 months old.
>>752489699
I don't get it. So she conder herself a dude, and now she with other dude? So she is gay now?
>>752482551
Fag
>>752482551
Faggot
>>752483260
I was in a similar situation in high school, for the sake of everyone involved just leave it all alone.
>>752482946
Gay.
>>752492191
The first one that comes to mind is this one chick who comes in once every couple of weeks. She's been doing this for years and going to different hospitals, inpatient and residential, during this time. She is the definition of attention-seeking. She's faked suicide attempts at the facilities (then came back after and gloated to actual suicidal people). She has "self-harm" urges that, if they manifest, never come out to anything more than some superficial scratches. She has a father who comes in, is extremely kind and friendly to staff and always comes to visit, and she shits on him. It's obnoxious.
She came back again recently. On her admit date, she was smiling and attempting to joke around with staff, like "lol I'm so struggling, pay attention to me". I hate this person. I really do. Meanwhile I hear that our facility is full and we can't get others in. Literally anyone else could have that spot and get more out of treatment.
>>752489187
Great job. How do you know they are pedophiles though?
>>752493254
Convince doctors she'd benefit from ECT?
>>752478826
This mexican girl sucked my dick downtown and I spat in her face like 5 times and choked her.
I don't feel proud at all.
>>752492438
Underrated post
My gf always got really drunk, and on a house party (we talked about it my friend beforr, it was planned) we went to sleep of course i fucked my gf, she was lying on her stomach drunk as hell, but counsoius. So my friend waited for the signal, he came in quietly fucked her behind, no connection , kiss no talking not to recognize , and he came in her pussy gf ejyoed itt rellly, sayig my name during itso yeah my gf think she only had sex with me, but its me and 2 of my other friend (later let another) im planning to tell her. They are good friends actually, hangig out a lot. Interresting...
>>752493752
She already knew. She most likely has been fucking both of them behind your back for a while. Ever think bout that anon?
>>752493394
Docs won't stake their careers on a borderline. Worst part is that ECT isn't really that bad. Some days I wish it was as brutal as it is in media.
>>752493254
Yeah, I hear people like her would be bad enough if they weren't taking care away from others.
I'm irreparably insane, and just coming to terms with the possibility that a solid 90% of my life has been borderline hallucinatory.
I trust nothing or no one, let alone my own senses.
I don't know how to cope with this without snapping.
>>752493841
Nope those friends of mine wont do that. My gf wont dothat too.
>>752494105
And you would think you wouldn't do shit like that to your gf too right? But there you are letting her get fucked by your friends. Remember this convo when you find out she has been fucking one of your friends.
>>752491227
how did he kill him?
>>752494476
As u might notice i have a cuck fetish so it wouldnt be a problem.for me, even a turn on. And i know my friejd and i know my gf well ...know your people, life advise
>>752493752
I’d love to do the same with my gf
>>752494496
The guy wouldn't admit to banging and thus knocking up his daughter when he kicked in his door and started beating him in his own house. In a rage, the daddy picked up a fire poker and beat him to death. "All he had to do was confess." The dad plead guilty to a lesser murder charge, got life in prison instead of death row.
>>752478826
I've been watching Hitler videos for the past hour and a half.
>>752494715
the daughter hot?
>>752491505
Not your fault. They're selfish fucks literally draining your life essence. You owe humanity absolutely nothing, don't forget it.
>>752494911
I was a 22-year-old man who at the time favored cougars who gave in to the advances of a 13-year-old soon after her 13th birthday. What do you think? ;) She's 24 now.
And nope, I won't post pics. She's on social media.
>>752494683
Ask if u have question
>>752495023
I don’t know what to ask, I’m just scared she would notice
>>752478826
i asked a guy to bring me my food from work, cause i forget i will be home for a few days, and ordered for the whole week.. now he has to come to the main gate, and give it to me, i could go in for it, but i wont,
>>752495012
how was it
>>752495079
If she d notice wouldnt tell you, just enjoy that she ia fuckig another man
>>752495144
Surprisingly hot. She watched porn and popped her own cherry long before tempting me. Tempting me was easy. When she was 10 and 11, she used to flirt but I used to say "Find a boy your age. I like women, like boobs and pubes. You are a cute little thing. Share your puppy love with a boy, honey." When she was 13 and in my backyard, she started flirting. I began to chuckle at the flirting. She lifted her shirt, showing her perky little boobs and said: "Lookie, I got boobies now." Blood went to my dick, she grabbed my hand and took me into my house. Teenage hormone level aggressive.
>>752495384
in some thread, i called OP a faggot, a gigantic faggot, a faggot of such epic proportions, that there is no bigger faggot than he is, and eventually the entire thread called him that...
as it later turned out, with various pics, etc., he was not a faggot... :( :( to late tho, his girlfriend broke up with him, his family disowned him, got into a debt so large he couldn't possibly pay it back in his entire life... he probably killed himself or something, cause after that day he was never heard from again, and all his social media/email disappeared
>>752478826
i've been fucking this girl i met at work while her boyfriend is home alone wondering where she is.
Context because no matter what i'm a piece of shit. she's 18 still learning about life and her 20 year old boyfriend is a lazy sack of shit who emotionally and mentally abuses her on a daily basis, she started hanging out with me a month ago and i've made her into my personal slave, i tie her up pretty much on a daily basis.
seeing my gf posted on b makes me incredibly horny
I'm having CBT with a professional psychologist, and i'm digging up some shit that I buried. I feel awful.
>>752495384
>>752495455
When my stepdad and mom moved in with us he brought his daughter who was a year younger than me. We shared a room together until we were 17 and she had these "sleep aids" I would jerk off over her while she slept like a baby. I got curious a few times and gave her extra of her sleep pills. Then I'd touch her and cum on her.
i watch my long distance girlfriend sleep every night, and she watches me :3
>>752478826
I'm renovating my house at the moment and there's a small hole in the ceiling of my daughter's bedroom. Sometimes I climb into the attic, peek through it and watch her have sex with her boyfriend. Not massively proud of myself...
>>752495497
Kek'd slightly.
>>752496037
why is that a secret anon? that's sweet
>>752483260
Fuck everyones coments, this girl is been a bitch over 9000 and you are a bad friend for allow It, shame on you if you dont prevent your friend from ruin his life marrieing her
>>752492444
That's a thing - to gain more privilege points. Will complain about how it's so rough being trans and GAY. Reality = knows nothing about being a man nor gay...
>>752496812
IDK, ive told a few friends and they think its weird, i could tell other sweet things we do if anyone is interested ^-^
>>752496872
please do.
>>752478826
I recently got into bimbo/huge (both fake and real) tits fetish (for like 3 years), and now I don't see girls normally, like I did before that. Now I sometimes want a pretty girlfriend with nice huge tits or tend to imagine how other women become bimbos or get boobjobs.
>>752496931
i mean, we kiss the camera, say lovey dovey shit daily, scare each other by sneaking back into the room and screaming in the mic, basically anything cute like that, we have done it ^-^
>>752496070
how old's your daughter?
>>752496037
I watch paint drying and the paint also watches me. I feel less alone that way as my girlfriend fucks other guys.
Never had sex with another woman than my wife, but kissed and played with one of our mutual friend (my coworker) about 3 years ago, I don't really know how long it lasted until I decided to completely stop what was going on. Since september, this mutual friend decided to cut all the communication with us, explaining to me she couln't play anymore, and make my gf a fool. I only told gf my coworker told me she wanting to cut ties because she has feelings towards me.
Since then, I don't sleep anymore and I'm afraid of losing it all. ps: I've got 2 kids. Feels shit man.
>>752478826
Fucked niece, got away with it
>>752497195
you should probz leave her then, no point in hanging onto a relationship like that (unless your into that thing), go find someone else, it can ever be long distance like my situation (just be warned, after the 2 month mark it starts to get painful that you cant meet, and when you get to 12 months its unbarible, but just keep going) :)
>>752483260
As much as it would hurt I'd say tell him. If she cheated on him before now she'll do it again, better to stop that marriage before it falls apart.
>>752497265
Coworker :O AWWW SHIT
>>752497446
I've left the company since then. And move out to another town.
>>752496037
awwwwwwww
>>752497532
im watching her now ;D
>>752497484
What? That's intense.
>>752497157
14.
>>752497622
Say hi to her from us
And do your best to keep her she really loves you
>>752497718
i will when she wakes up, and ill do all i can do and more, shes the best thing that happened to me, and the day i meet her, ill tell /b/ about it ^-^
Had a threesome with my girlfriend and another guy. Can't tell my friends about this.
I masturbate to naked pics of my little sister all the time.
>>752497658
Not because of this situation. I left for other reasons. And I could handle the situation, because I had made my decision to stop all of this. And we spent quality friend time all together. Until ex coworker decided to cut all ties. September.
And now I cannot stop thinking about wether I should keep this to me, hoping it will never come out, or take the risk to tell the truth to my wife... Which would lead me to a shitty situation where she could leave me for this.
>>752481647
>You two
>Same person twice
Kek
>>752497691
your letting your 14 yo daughter fuck? cmon man you can be a better dad than that.
>>752488354
how did you know they were pedos
![Screenshot_2016-03-25-18-56-23 [77124].png](https://i.imgur.com/8LuXJDX.jpg "Screenshot_2016-03-25-18-56-23 [77124].png")
My current girlfriend has Borderline Personality Disorder. She's a fairly nice person, but sometimes her illness shines through. I am still quite unsure about her, but I do know that I love her.
And the sex is godlike. Really, she's the best I've ever had.
I am sexually obsessed with my 17yo daughter. I masturbate thinking of her, use her panties and bra sometimes.
I would do anything to fuck her as she wants it, i would accept social stigma, rejection of society, strange looks.
If we were in some other universe where this is not taboo i would impregnate her
>>752482830
What the fuck is wrong with you? Faggot kys
My college starts in 7 minutes and I'm still in my pyjamas at home
>>752498241
Have you snuck on to her phone for the nudes?
I used to sing gangnam style back in kindergarten and my teacher and parents would think that i knew the lyrics. but i just made them up as i went..
>>752498201
mate, as someone whos in a simaler situation, just know that she does love you and in those tough moments you just gotta be strong, if you want her to get better, even just a little bit, try babysteps, and dont rush her, let her go at her own pace, GL to you anon
just be grateful your not dealing with it long distance ^~^
>>752497124
awww, that's pretty cute anon. I've done that kind of thing in LDRs too.
I'd say it's strange to tell other people just because it's a private intimate thing between you, not because its secretive or weird.
I sometimes play with my gf's sextoys when she's not home
>>752498447
awww thats nice ^-^
i understand, but it was more weird cause the guy i told is also in a LDR, though he might just not be the lovey type
>>752498351
Yeah i am always (when i have a chance) keeping track of her phone and laptop.
But nothing so far, not even some slutty stuff she is too damn careful, and of course she is raised that way.
I had to fight with my filthy obsession for quite some time until i accepted this.
If i knew it will be this way i would, as they say "train" her from early years
>>752498396
>gangnam style
>in kindergarten
hmm
>>752498201
Enjoy it while things are good, but I would suggest that you never marry her. This coming from someone whose mother suffers from mental illness.
>>752498135
They'll do it regardless. Teenagers are teenagers.
>>752493254
while i personally cant stand such a behaviour either, and i get quite a few similar attention whoring people at times since im a nurse, its still an issue they have and should be treated just as seriously. that girl doesnt sound like her mental health is alright. if the treatment you can give her is what she needs is a different question.
that being said i have issues with those people myself
>>752498422
We're together over 2 years now, I know that. But thanks!
Wanna share some experiences you made?
>>752498624
I do enjoy the relationship and I do enjoy her. But I'm way too young to even think about marriage in general. That's a topic for future me.
>>752478826
Got pregnant at 13 by my father. Miscarried, mother never found out. Ended up in care. Got fucked by foster carer. Eventually went to live with a guy 200 miles away.
Been with my girlfriend 2 years now, don't even love her
>>752482909
Why did you ignore her after?
>>752498774
well im the guy in this thread whos also watching her sleep ATM, so while things are good we will be like i said before here >>752497124 , but when there bad, she gets in a diffrent mindset, she cuts, crys and thinks (sometimes trys) to overdose, you can imagine how hard this is to control long distance so it becomes quite the emotional roller coaster for me, but no matter what, im sticking by her and gonna do everything i can to keep her safe, shes only young and been through enough shit her whole life, its only now things are finally starting to get good, i just hope they stay that way
>>752482946
Tell her you are bi. Asap. Perhaps you can work something out if the relationship is good.
>>752488354
Why did you murder innocent people. If this is real, you will pay for it, you disgusting sick fuck
>>752483260
Man up and leave it be. Even better, just move on and make new friends. This will just blow up in your face.
>>752499062
pedophile detected
>>752499062
Clearly wasn't a true story, old chap.
>>752489252
Tits or gtfo
>>752478826
My sister let's me watch her on the toilet.
>>752498976
Alright, I see. I wish you good luck for the future.
Why can't you go and live with her? How old are you btw?
>>752489374
Close enough i guess
>>752499222
*lets. Phoneposting.
>>752489558
Rap doesn't count as a confession. Google it.
I talked online to this girl without arms and only 1 leg, convinced her to pay me a trip to her country so I could visit. At first, it was a joke but went there and met her and her family as friends, came back a couple times, had sex, we became attached but I already had a gf that was actually complete and good looking. At the end, the cripple stopped talking to me, out of unknown reasons, and now I crave more for disabled bitches. fortunately for me I've found 2 more after that which I had to fuck and I'm still on the prowl, tbh cant stop
I was sexually molested from about my 6th till my 11th age by my female cousin and male cousin, but they didn't know that the other one was molesting me too. I never told my family
>>752499243
im 19, shes 15
things arent gonna work yet, i have to wait
>>752486351
Glad you didn't. The chances are that your life ended up shit. Your parents deserve shit lives, not you.
I nutted during no nut november.
Although I'd never actually act on it, I'm very attracted to young girls from the ages of about 6-12.
It started out in my teenage years but has progressively gotten stronger and stronger, I'm 25 now. Not all girls of course, there are still ugly kids, but the attractive ones I fantasise about a lot when I masturbate.
It honestly makes me want to kill myself.
>>752499285
How did you talk online to her if she had no hands to type with
>>752498937
6 years for me, still don't love her. I won't dump her because she works for free in my parents restaurant but once she stops i'll do it. Also I started talking to this other girl and I really feel a strong bond with her but I won't be able to see her before 7 months from now. GF can't get pregnant due to hormonal problems so sex is always raw+creampie at any moment. She's cute but these days she's getting on my nerves.
>>752498976
>she cuts, crys and thinks (sometimes trys) to overdose
50/50 chance here.
if she improves a little when she hits her 20's, you're golden. She'll be a bit crazy, but the suicide attempts will slow down and she'll fuck like a wildwoman, do whatever you need and love you with a burning passion forever.
If she gets a bit worse? she's going to wear you down. after years of having to comfort an uncontrollably sobbing girl over the same things, after the tenth time you've had to physically restrain her from hurting herself, it starts to get old. you start to realise there is no changing her, and it's just slowly breaking you to be with her.
I'd say you've got a very good chance of option one, and I hope so. but just be careful anon. I've been down that road a few times, and it can be amazing or it can destroy you from the inside out.
>>752499369
voice-to-text dumbass
>>752487620
42 and also for 12.
Someone needs to keep these young b/tards in check
>>752499363
you just gotta learn to re program yourself, it can be done, trust me
>>752491698
Oja? Is that a Slavic name
I secretly believe that our only existence is as temporary organisms in a long chain of DNA sequences following a path of trial and error until the supreme being, the Lucifer organism, is finally born. We are capable of taking our evolution into out own hands with genetic engineering and it is not too far off. Soon the Lucifer organism will be born and usher in a new era as a true, undeniable god.
>>752499390
ill do all i can, but thankz for the advice anon, im hopeing when we meet and eventually live together, that i can do all the little extra things to help get her life back on track
>>752485193
Kek. We all are.
>>752485533
How does her pussy smell? I did this with my ex's underwear. It smelled so good.
>>752499363
Seek out a professional to talk to man. It can really help.
You are fucking courageous withstanding the temptation.
My gf fucked around 20 guys before me, but she's a godess in bed. I sometimes feel a bit embarassed but I enjoy her skills, too.
When I was 19 I killed my apartment neighbor. I was sentenced to 14 years but only served 3 and was released on conditional bail due to the circumstances of the murder.
I have managed to keep this a secret from all of my friends and most of my family bar my father and sister.
