752449614New rekt thread!
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>>752449614
New rekt thread!
>>752464571
decerebrate af
>>752464571
it doesn't look like he's trying to kill him...?
>>752464571
Give some paracetamol, he'll be okay.
somebody has the webm of that dumb bitch who broke her neck bootydancing?
>>752465703
kek
>>752464571
Chamomile tea is good for headaches I hear.
>>752464571
>>752465121
>>752465703
>>752465790
You people make me sikh
>>752464571
my head hurts
>>752465744
Oh come on dude, this shit is absurdly fake.
>>752465891
Sikh pun mate
>>752465969
sorry m8, this one's real tho
>>752464849
>Being this stupid
ssssh
Singh him to sleep.
>>752466667
shiiiieeeeeeet
>>752466667
Let your fingers do the walking.
>>752466667
what are those two threads hanging?
>>752466946
probably tendons
>>752466946
nerves?, viens?
>>752466667
Did he rip his own fucking thumb off? Call fucking 911. They'll send someone to saw that loop off the wall. Dumb shitter.
>>752466946
Tendons; They got ripped off the muscle. You can distinguish them because they reflect light unlike veins and nerves
>>752465891
underrahted
>>752466667
he gonna get his thumb back?
>>752466667
kek what a retard finger is not even blue yet
>>752467767
I bet that hurt like hell.
>>752468327
nah it was just a prank
>>752466667
Kek, don't still out the rivers (assuming they're rivets, unscrew it, or just cut the metal bracket. I could get through that with practically any tool in a garage.
>>752466073
nice
>>752464849
One less dumbass on the planet.
How do you not immediately get out of the car as soon as it starts dropping engine first?
Sauce, story on this? Was it a fat person? I bet it was a fat percon.
>>752464849
How come people this retarded drive cars that big? How on earth do they earn that kind of money while being total retards?
>>752467094
>>752468642
From what I can recall from the thread, they were trying to pass something trough that metal thing by jumping and aiming it
>>752469023
Sypro is actually sexy. WTH.
>>752469023
way to ruin my childhood
>>752468978
>How on earth do they earn that kind of money while being total retards?
College. Cs earn degrees.
>>752469023
Spamming at this point is kind of retarded, the thread pretty dead already
>>752469317
So hot. I'm gay now.
>>752469023
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>>752466581
Fuck man, shame of that p51
>>752469718
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>>752466667
fucking retards, just pull the thumb through the way it is pointed...there is no knuckle behind it any more...lol
>>752470198
suuuuuure
>>752470198
Nice bait mate
>>752470502
I'm sure you already knew.
>>752464571
missed his diaper
>>752467767
>You can distinguish them because they reflect light unlike veins and nerves
well that is some information I will certainly use in the future
>>752465811
not rekt gtfo
>>752466946
tendons, they are like white rubber bands
>>752464571
>>752472493
>>752471910
What happened to his shoes?
>>752472493
I'll be that has a sweet delicate scent to it
>>752468876
I think they were trying to sufficate. Looks like they were in there for a while and using a lighter to burn off any oxygen in the car.
>>752472613
As a rule of thumb, you should expect the shoes to come off when a person is hit by a car, they sort of catapult because of the impact
>>752472613
some dark skin stole them
>>752472744
Edgy
>>752472879
located the inferior race
>>752465606
If so, he's got terrible aim.
>>752473437
you know that fucking hurt
>>752473474
guess those wont be breeding
>>752473049
sorry im high and forgot to add file
Back at it again
>>752468876
You actually can't open the doors of a car that's underwater, there's thousands of lbs of pressure. The car slowly fills up and you're stuck.
The only way to escape is to break the side window and swim out. They're made from safety glass so they won't cut you if you break them. If you're daring enough you can break the with your elbow, but if you're smart you keep a small hammer or wrench in your car handy to shatter the window in this kind of situation.
>>752465891
Nice, pun jabroni.
>>752464571
> new rekt thread!
> posts an old rekt webm
kek
>>752472413
You know when a bitch is born that ugly she's going to take it out on the world and just be pure evil. It's a terrible curse for a woman, to look like a monster.
>>752471910
What happened to his eyes?
>>752464849
Good ol houston, it happens every time it floods (more frequent than you think)
>>752473633
good bye olfactory receptors, maybe for good...
>>752474033
wow, nigras is dum
>>752468876
no, it was a young female
>>752474033
Low female population in china bumps up their national average unfairly.
>>752466667
of by one satan
>>752466667
hahah FUCK YEAH B! Been here for goddamn eveer, oldfag heeea and that was the first time i had a body flinch! good work motherfuckers!
>>752467767
>they reflect light unlike veins and nerves
For example? Are the latter two the black holes of gore?
>>752469005
wait so how the fuck did that happen again?
>>752468876
Woman
>>752473903
>he only way to escape is to break the side window and swim out
Or wait til the car fills and the pressure equalizes.
>>752473437
literally dying of laughter
>>752472744
Damm!! Thinkin the same thing.
You beat me to it. Congrats.
>>752474678
Or open the fucking window, idiot
>>752473903
In fact, the headrests on the seats are designed to be removed and be used to break the windows of the car
>>752472613
>>752472737
Yep, shoes off is an indicator of someone getting subjected to intense g forces and likely dead.
>>752473656
Hope not. Let those with better survival skills pass on their genes.
>>752465744
>>752464571
jesus well that one way to take care of a headache.
nerve gas
>>752475391
damn, nerve gas being released at your feet is basically a death sentence. completely immobilizes you immediately.
>>752466667
off by one almost to legendary Quints.
>>752475190
Yeah, better give him some water.
this one always makes me lose
>>752469718
>>752474965
>cause electric windows should work when under water
>>752475298
died doing what she loved
damn, almost a strike
>>752466667
Ahhh AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THEF UCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AHHHHHH I CANT SEE I CAN SEE
>>752476377
Jesus, fucking asian drivers
>>752472413
She’s one ghastly beast
>>752476566
dude, relax, there are a lot of people just 1up from quints
>>752475206
Retarded filename. It takes a penny 9 seconds to hit the ground if you throw it off the Empire State Building.
>>752476680
More niggers should do that.
>>752476225
>if only it was a hand crank
>6% of cars
>>752476680
>godmode.webm
>>752476680
He probably just missed the heat of africa
>>752476258
>being a ho
>>752466073
best
>>752465121
That's decorticate posturing, decebrate is more outward than that
>>752475998
Those ones always make my balls jump
>>752477039
Dafuck is on the ground? Those yellow things
>>752476930
*whoosh*
>>752465811
Wow that's fucking satisfying
>>752464571
did he died?
>>752477254
>a day in the life of a sandnigger
>>752476680
Dumb nig nog probably would have learned 'stop drop and roll' if he didn't drop out of school in the second grade
>>752468642
I don't think the thumb is stuck, I think he tried to use it as a hold climbing and fell.
Nice almost-quints.
>>752468978
oh boy let me tell you. I personally know extremely smart retards, but my gf knows two lawyers who could not make dinner for themselves given 3 hours.
The guy I know didn't know how dorms worked after 1.5 years living in them.
They know the thing that got them rich, but nothing else.
Money means nothing.
>>752477228
They're called apples.
it's getting pretty gay in here
>>752475668
I've always wanted to know if he survived this. Seems like there's no way doctors could get all that glass out in time without severe internal damage and blood loss.
>>752477494
Nah they're almost as big as that dumbfucks head. Grapefruits, maybe
>>752476377
Left the 3 pin
>>752477601
He did.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/1guy1jar_Interview
>>752464571
Lucky he was wearing a helmet
>>752477601
I read that he uploaded the video to some forum himself after that happened. He survived it fine.
>>752477275
I have been in a similar situation when I was a kid, even if far less close to death and far less rekt worthy, and i remember thinking i actually died and me surviving was just an afterlife dream or whatever, and i kept having that thought daily for the next month or so
>>752475298
she does look pretty dead
>>752477760
>not saving the file as thiskillsthecrab.webm
>>752477601
He did survive and he did it without going to a hospital to boot.
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/1guy1jar_Interview
>>752477601
he probably survived but I wouldn't doubt if they weren't able to remove all the glass. i still have a piece of glass in my thumb after having surgery to remove the glass. hurts when i have to grip something tightly.
>>752477275
Dude needed a moment to collect himself.
>>752466581
Obviously Japan.
>>752476883
pajeet is in a better place now where he can finally poo in the loo without having a witch shoo him away from said loo
I heard that this guy tried hopping the fence in the zoo just to save a few bucks.
turns out he landed in the tiger zone
>>752476008
Actually yes, they should
>>752477821
>did-a-chick?
>>752468876
maybe it was a rental car
>>752475298
Was she glued to the floor? Fuck
>>752477760
>this kills the crab
>>752478182
Hope the cat later crept up in the middle of the night and clawed that little bitch's eyes out
>ground beef.webm
>>752478173
Well, that settles it. Let me stake my life on that.
>>752477601
I remember watching more of these somewhere long ago, the guy would do this on purpose I think
>>752478004
I think that was in Texas
>>752478391
No stopping when you have a big mac attack
>>752477951
at least she didn't get wet
>>752473474
Tripps!
>>752475028
I've been looking for this
>>752478584
fucking this
>>752478549
Dance Mother Fucker - DANCE !!!
>>752475190
I guess they don't have doctors in that country.
>>752478669
What a cunt
>>752476680
Man's not hot.
>>752476377
Spare. Is the glass half full or empty?
>>752465121
Dude, nice dubd
>>752478837
>doctors
the hell is a doctor gunna do?
>>752478875
Chill man, she's just a baby.
>>752466581
now you know what pearl harbor looked like
>>752466946
>someone didn't do anatomy
>>752478385
Damn straight, what a brat
>>752478967
magic his legs back on
we're talking about witch doctors right?
>>752477039
he was a good boy he was going back to school
>>752475998
Don't lock your knees!
>>752479003
kamikaze pilots weren't an heroes until '44
>>752478669
I guess she doesn't believe that black lives matter.
>>752473474
T-t-t-t-triple kill
>>752476930
Look at teh timecode faggot.
>>752476680
God Damm Iphones.
>>752478150
cheapskates btfo
>>752479160
damn bro looks like she broke her leg
moar nerve gas
>>752475852
Nothing wrong with providing a little comfort.
>>752474033
>japan, korea, and china.
well who would thunk it???
>>752473939
He shots the wrong guy?
>>752479399
in one moment the average IQ of that city jumped by 5 points
>>752479375
oh she can walk it off
she just needs a quick rest
>>752479475
Nope. Watch it a couple times.
>>752478535
>tries to make kamikazee joke
>thread too full of fags
carry on.
>>752475391
I dont get this one
>space program.webm
>>752475871
smort
>>752478150
Why the fuck are they still firing warning shots around the tiger while it is ignoring them and killing the guy?
>>752479813
hit a power line
>>752479813
the thing they were pushing bumped into an electrical wire.
>>752477004
"Gentle Giant"
>>752479819
I didn't see that thing land
>>752479945
is this nerve gas?
>>752477228
fruit doesn't just appear in stores
>>752480020
Fucking lost!
>>752480103
99$ sure
>>752474549
No, but they look a lot like fish scales, it's difficult to describe it if you haven't seen it in person, veins and nerves look sort of like pasta when drained and soaked in formaldehyde, you may even confuse a nerve with a vessel, but never a tendon for that reason
>>752475884
A goofy dresser and a couple of niggers.
>>752475871
Guy runs in Quickly closes one door... then kind of casually waves at the other and can't be bothered to actually close it all the way. Takes his time and stands there for the guy. "LOL THIS HALF CLOSED GLASS DOOR WON'T LET YOU ANYWHERE NEAR ME"
>>752469121
That's what you get for harassing the fucking wall
>>752479857
cause the tigers probably bring in more money than that guys family can sue them for
>>752479813
Iron Man's boots on the fritz.
>>752480020
>>752475511
NOOOO
>>752480266
Story?
>>752480601
>>752478173
Once fully submerged the electrics themselves should normally work, but there's still going to be too much pressure for the window to lower
>>752479819
broing
>>752480486
Danng bad Husky!
>>752476579
He would have survived had he stayed just outside the cab near the inside of the open driver's side door. Perhaps he could have anticipated by just having the feeling of getting under the vehicle, in which case he would have been in the general area near the open door.
>>752480486
>the weak should fear the strong
>>752478304
Video the chopper crash - don't actually video the crash.
>>752469718
>backtracing
>>752477039
I love how he still has the habit of pull up his pants (which makes shit SO easy when chasing) as he dies...
>>752473903
I think the door can be opened once the water fills up the car.
>>752480668
>>752480954
What the fuck is with all these people tearing into bodies like they're looting a CVS?
>>752478004
kek
>>752478535
autism
>>752480954
welp, thats enough rekt for today, goodbye
>>752478549
what was the intended outcome of this?
>>752479001
what did he think would happen? Like he's surprised the guys head is crushed? Fucking of course it is....
>>752466946
nerve gas
>>752480954
disinfect that shit. goddamn.
>>752479399
what happened?
>>752477004
>>752479956
It is because they abuse the elephant, underage faggot. You have a lot to learn about the world. Shove your "gentle giant" flippant smear up your ass, nigger.
>>752479990
GTA SA.webm
>>752479857
Because tigers are expensive
>>752481529
sandniggers don't know how to put up power lines
>>752465744
What mixture did he brew? Vinegar and what?
>>752479945
wow... i get it now
>>752473903
>If you're daring enough you can break the with your elbow
Obviously youve never tried to break one with a hammer. Those things are hard af.
>>752481202
What do you expect from a continent called South America.
>>752474088
Youre a bitch knockitoff
>>752480601
>>752480818
man I'm fucking tired of finals, wish it was caturday already :3
>>752474298
Lol, and all the nigruhs in USA makes us look bad.
>>752480749
If i recall correctly i think it was a gas or oil extraction factory... and well...
at least thats what i red a few months ago in other thread
>>752479578
Chickens are canabalistic though. Its a well-known fact and causes a lot of problems in the bird industry.
>>752478535
reno or somewhere in nevada?
>>752480982
autism>>752481003
>>752478229
kek, nice one sai
>>752482038
>gas or oil extraction factory
>extraction factory
The fuck is that? A factory built around a pumpjack?
Or do you mean Refinery? You're a stupid mother fucker.
>>752480818
Bet that pussy got a splinter.
>>752466667
I don't get it. How the fuck did he rip his thumb off with such force?
>>752477760
bye bye jobs
>>752481868
he knocked it off hours ago. stop being dense.
>>752477254
Kill a guy cuz he almost ran into you... nice one Pajeet. Of course the same shit happens in NYC I guess.
>>752475190
>mfw the last health potion expired
