You wake up with this in your bedroom. What do?
>>752463841
take "It"'s head and become born to be king
while Queen plays and random sparks and arcs of electricity play across the screen
>>752463841
Throw up
>>752463841
Suck that clit and pray she likes teh anal
>>752463841
try and figure out which fucking eye to look at
"So... do you want me to make breakfast? We should do this again... youre really smart and sexy. I had a great night, lets get dinner later this week."
SHS is a 10.
Kill myself
>>752463841
She's actually a beautiful and intelligent woman. Why are you so mad OP?
>>752464130
A true stunner
>>752463841
T H I C C
>>752464189
srsly tho, even the "unflattering" pic OP chose... shes thicc n cute! politi-crush :3
>>752464350
With toned down make up, such babe
I'd put my hands up before someone shoots me for moving into the White House press room.
>>752464130
11/10
>>752464189
>tips f'edorah
>Irish for complete homosexual faggot
>>752464256
Tribute pls
>>752464463
dat neanderthal upraorbital ridge
>>752463841
fuck it till my nuts are flat
>>752464189
Aaaand the Trumpers are so spectacularily cucked for Predisent Daddy, they'll actually claim to want to put their thumb-dicks in the Huckabeast.
Holy fuck, grow some standards.
>>752465216
My thought as well. This creature emerged straight from a cave painting.
ask her if i have a big dick and wait for her to lie to me
>>752464350
>>752464130
Yasss SHS would bang. Smart n Sexy
Anyone got that tranny bartender from shrek 2?
>>752466010
You gotta love all her facial expressions as she tries to be as truthful as possible but still defending the president.
I honestly don't know why anyone would take that job. Your career is going to be hurting after be associated with this shit show.
Here's a valentine's card.
>>752467127
>>752467235
are her chromosomes going thru a nasty divorce?
>>752463841
Fuck her into the floor like an industrial pile hammer. MAGA!
>>752463841
get out of its swamp.
Anyone got any good full body shots? Any feet?
>>752465267
Hey now. This isn't a Maisie thread.
I can't wait until she pisses Trump off. He surely has a backlog of hilarious Twitter burns ready to type up.
>>752463841
Figure out how to get her out of my house without taking my front door off its hinges.
Call Mummy and beg her to send reinforcements to kill the ugly cow lady :(
>>752463956
... I like it.
Annnnndd that's enough internet for me tonight.
>>752464243
You're clearly just a BBW fetishist.
>>752463841
accuse her of sexual harassment, claim that she showed me her penis and her balls. note that her left ball is larger than her right ball.
Make passionate sweet-sweet love to her in the missionary position. I do this in the sole hope of procreating with her.
Jump out of the window because she is a reptilian shape-shifter.
Doesn't matter. She'll lie about whatever happened.
>>752464189
>Trump fucks are so messed up in the head and completely devoid of objectivity that they'll pretend to be attracted to this fat mannish crosseyed hog because she does propaganda for Trump
>>752464463
Get out of here Stevie Wonder, go be blind somewhere else.
>>752467192
Her father was just as big a piece of shit.
>>752465367
she's timeless
>>752465842
She has a greasy, hairy butthole. Do not want.
"Well uh obviously the president meant by his remarks that all his fans are retards that he thinks all his fans are very special and what about Congressman Buttwink anyway and his scandal over having his toilet paper hung in improper overhang fashion? The president is focused on real issues that the American people care about as he golfs and there should be an investigation into toiletpapergate"
>>752470075
Too bad she's not weightless.
>>752463841
ask her questions and lmfao endlessly at her attempts at formulating an answer
>>752463841
Pray he used a condom
Ask her what time it is. Then check my watch to find out what the actual time is.
>>752463841
Make crazy shit up.
Then listen to her make crazy shit up.
Then make more crazy shit up back at her again.
Then listen to her respond with more crazy shit.
Then spew more crazy shit
Then hear more crazy shit
Then spew more crazy shit
Then hear more crazy shit
Then spew more crazy shit
Then hear more crazy shit
Then sell the tape to Adult Swim and retire in Belize.
>>752463841
Tell her to get out of dad's room. Realize I am Mike Huckabee and then shoot myself.
I wonder what this sow eats for lunch.
>>752463841
Christ, man. I just came here looking to fap. Wtf is wrong with you.
>>752464189
This is bait.
>>752463841
stick a long sharp knife in my chest
>>752463841
Ask her why the fuck anybody would hire some a speech impediment for a job that's primarily about public speaking.
>>752471010
I wonder how she got her job. What a coincidence that the best qualified person to do this job in the entire country of three hundred million plus people, happens to be Mike Huckabees daughter.
This tendency foward monarchy in the republican party is really funny when you read up on the French Revolution and realize the Republicans were the liberals fighting and killing those trying to conserve the ideology of the monarchy.
>>752463841
I'd use my 2nd Amendment right to defend my home from obese intruders
>>752463841
Ask her if she likes face sitting.
>>752471567
Modern U.S. Republicans don't know anything about republics, or what they're conserving. They're in it for the get rich(& powerful) quick scheme.
>>752463841
Look..that's ridiculous.
.>>752463841
>>752463841
try not to make eye contact or anger it
>>752463841
tfw her husband is better looking than everyone on /b/
>>752471795
don't fight bby, hush
just let it happen
>>752469888
Colonel Sanders?
>>752463841
bread
>>752472078
He must have low expectations.
>>752472538
i think you mean standards, she could be a freak in the sheets
>>752472628
Or he could be bought? Like a reverse trump
Ask her why she's in my bed, then listen to her explain that she's not in my bed and it's really my beds fault because it made her get in it.
>>752463841
I would ask her if she remembers the exact second her soul left her body. Was it when her dad fingered her? Before or after that?
>>752472840
I probably wouldnt have a problem with that situation if i were him
>>752463841
Breed her until her uterus drops.
>>752473248
The problem is gettin a clause in the contract for a paperbag over her head during coitus.
>>752463841
Empty the magazine.
>>752463841
Nom nom fucking Nom
>>752472078
how could you even know this?
>>752473485
prenups are important
>>752472078
I see this all the time. These gnarly looking sea hags with normal, fit looking husbands. I could understand if you were a porky neckbeard yourself and desperate for someone to love you your whole life, but what the fuck is goin on in your head as a guy able to maintain an outward appearnace of having your shit together, that you'll sign up to have sex with a gorilla for the rest of your life? I never know what the fuck to say to guys when I meet their hideous wives.
>>752474214
i hate when people make general statements that can't possibly be true
>>752465276
>Holy fuck, grow some standards.
Holy fuck move out of your parent's basement.
>>752463841
tell her i have to take a huge shit and climb out of the bathroom window
>>752474904
tell her I have to take a huge shit and shit on her neck and say it's an improvement.
Kill with fire!
>>752473695
Sloth love chunk!!!
Bay-Bee Ruth!!!
>>752474788
fat
white
face like a caveman
ideology like a caveman
ideal republican
>>752467127
Oh dear lord! Tell me she wasn't producing cleavage!!??
>>752473695
"Couldya repeat the question?"
>>752463841
I legit feel bad for her, having to defend trump so hard over everything he does, and especially when he makes gaff or mistake.. I hope she gets paid well.
>>752474270
She wears the pants. He gets a mommy and to stay home and play sega all day. Look at those eyes, he's high as a motherfucker.
>>752474270
You’re not as interested as they in the success of your lineage.
>>752476365
Can you say that again, but in engrish this time?
You fuckers are all so mad but you’re in for 7 more years. Gonna be salty the whole time? I can’t wait. He won once and he’ll won again.
>>752463841
High 5, as we control the White House by speaking for the President; bwah, hahahahahaha!!
>>752475243
Haven't seen this pic in forever. lel
>>752476606
he's already suffering from dementia
>>752463841
Pound her fat ass
>>752476644
Sauce?
here she is relaxing at home after a long day
Call the Bigfoot hunters
>>752476606
<4 years*
Not everybody is elected for 8 years at a time
>>752478185
dream on, cracka
>>752470119
And the scary part is, I could actually see her saying this. She's blurring the lines between reality and satire.
Well done anon
>>752478341
lol your speaking to the same idiots who let Bush flush our economy down the drain for 8 years.
> If only we could get another 8 years more of Obama
Right now Trump is laying the ground work for 8 years, after that we may need to Rip him from the Thrown because that batshit Iconic President Trump aint gonna let it go without a fight.
sleep outside
Probably fuk in ass
>>752479232
Unless Biden runs I can't see the dems fielding a candidate that could get people out and vote.
>>752472078
>even the kids don't want to be part of that family
kek
