I'm warning you right now, /b/...
If his asshole comes within a mile of my mouth... all bets are off. I swear to fucking god.
>>752460264
sorry im being whatever im being... dreams with u are fun ;P
>>752460264
>>752460264
Swear to god what?
>>752460264
MOTHER FUCKER THE LOGS ARE GONNA SLIDDE!
Has any log bros contacted andy sixx. And has he responded to the log threads yet?
>>752460264
You dont need to worry about that faggot, anon.
Dani has you covered (in his piss).
>>752461866
This meme is part of your new visitor training program. Please refrain from posting until your training is completed and you've lurked for a year.
>>752462087
About that...
>>752462087
>9 replies
>8 posters
>samefag
Lurk more newfag
>>752462025
Grow up
>>752462446
an anon shared a story about /ourguy/ earlier
>>752461908
I posted a bunch of things onto twitter. Hasn't gotten his attention. He must be busy having to produce so many logs you know
My boss found my Log folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw Andy Sixx skyrocket with his log worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped his log, I just like to save and document a lot of his logs I come across on these Andy Sixx threads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Andy Sixx guy?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on 4chan." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF LOGS OF SHIT CALLING THEM STEAMY, CREAMY, AND DREAMY AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than Andy Sixx bursts open the office door and starts DUMPING the boss' face in boiling diahrea while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as he presses his shitty hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. He begins hypnotizing him with his log into submission. The cream seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly Andy Sixx slaps him and says "Crown me and suck my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, Andy Sixx just jumps out the window and runs off.
>>752462757
kek I made this logpasta
>tfw andy's log is a tad too big but you press on just for him
Samefag forcing a meme. Kys
>>752463074
>samefag
Proof?
>>752463015
His logs will never be too big... they'll never be enough to satisfy my crave...
>>752462087
Someone needs a log
Michael?
give me that FUCKING LOG AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>752463074
Proof?
>>752463228
Fuck off, bitch! His logs are mine. You can't has any
>>752463371
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH log log log log log logloglogloglog
animaterr man here
signing up for this BVB fansite atm
>>752462607
Everything he said is true actually, its not a joke
>>752463558
kek. make more videos please
>>752463683
seconded
those vids do sometjing tomy throat
>>752463780
>>752463683
soon, /b/rothers...
soon...
>>752463558
I suck 2 logs in the morning...
I suck 2 logs at night.
Find that on an archive (archive.moe or something) and make that a fucking thing.
The Toyes version, not Sublime. Sublime skips a verse. When you skip a verse, you skip a log.
Long live Andy Sixx's warm log of shit!
>>752463851
I suck 2 logs in the morning. I suck 2 logs at night. I suck 2 logs in the afternoon. It makes me feel alright.
I suck 2 logs in time of peace and 2 in time of war. I suck 2 logs before I suck 2 logs... and then I suck 2 more.
>>752464001
Ohhh, Andy he once told me son you be a hard sucking man.
Jynxxy he once told me son you suck the best you can.
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said... sex is good... and sex is fine... but first take care of shit
That's why I suck 2 logs when I get up
In the car I suck 2 logs
I suck 2 logs when I play video game
And after every 10,000 bogs, I suck 2 logs
I suck 2 logs in time of peace and 2 in time of war
I suck 2 logs before I suck 2 logs and then I suck 2 more...
>>752460264
Oh look. The newfag posting this same newfag thread AGAIN.
QUIT
>>752463074
>>752462087
for any Log Historians lurking this is the first image to include Andy Sixx and logs. I prefer to remain nameless, but I am the first to edit a sixx-log image. I did not start the meme, but I was the first to begin shopping logs. I will post more of them in original order as best I can remember.
>>752464408
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>>752464408
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>>752460264
I know this guy. Didn't he win the last season of Master chef?
>>752464408
....
I started the meme back in October 2016. Created the wix in January after making a bullshit survey prior (link on the wix site).
Prefer to remain nameless. Honestly, I started this meme. Watching it grow from people telling me to fuck off, to being banned multiple times, to just exploding has really warmed my heart to it.
Thanks to everyone out there who has been a loyal logger.
>>752464408
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>>752464408
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>>752464657
His anus will always be the master chef of my fucking throat
I got that Toyes song idea CLOGGED AND LOGGED expect it tomorrow, lads.
I gotta blast for tonight
>>752464690
shut up Michael
>>752464408
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>>752464690
That would make sense, people say "it's been going on for 2 years" but I didnt see it till October 2016, (I browse at least 3 times a week for like a good hour each time) so that date works out
>>752464408
also one of the originals
>>752464866
To be honest, I made a few threads here and there before October 2016 but I didn't really start pushing it till then.
>>752464690
original log image guy here. This timeline checks out.
>>752464408
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>>752464695
>>752464732 I remember this one made me laugh so hard I puked
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>>752465143
Your timeline checks out too. I remember seeing your pics pop up sometime around March/April of this year.
This whole thing wouldn't be possible without you.
Honestly, thanks.
>>752464408
i think the is last of the originals before it started to get 'funny'
>>752465245
definitely before last december. I remember making a few and these and then a second guy with better skill than me posted this one which was holiday related.
found two more originals (1)
>>752465504
and (2)
another early favorite
Does Andy Sixx still not know about this fucking meme about his feces?
>>752464690
PLEASE START WRITING NEWS ARTICLES AGAIN
>>752465419
Then animaterr man showed up this last july, and shortly after, sometime in like late july, early august dani filth meme did as well, this whole timeline works out
QUICK somebody make a linear timeline chart thing in ms paint or something
>>752465616
Check the website. He posted something a few days ago
>>752465245
>This whole thing wouldn't be possible without you.
>Honestly, thanks.
no, thank you
Stay Steamy
Keep it Creamy
Dare to be Dreamy
(slidding)
>>752465616
Something creamy is coming...
>>752465704
I've got a good handle on which images appeared when up until around this june when I needed a break.
we need to document the inception and growth of this artistic protest movement.
>>752465772
PLEASE comment on some of the new characters in lore like Steven and Maurice, Mehmet, Dani, dani's best streamboi and animaterr man
>>752465991
I'll arrange something...
>>752464690
I've been logging daily since last May. I have to ask, where and why did you come up with this? Where did it all start?
>>752465991
>Steven and Maurice
i love steven and maurice.
found another original
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>>752464454
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>>752464556
>>752464665
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>>752466239
as you can see. all different Andys and all different turds.
funny that the image attached became the standard andy and turd.
FUCKIN KEK THE LAST PARAGRAPH
>>752466395
Dude where do you get this stuff?
>>752466170
You're that psychoanalyst guy, aren't you?
I remember you, you tried to pay me for that steaming log of shit fresh from Andy's behind. Well you're not gonna get it.
>>752466608
http://log-andy.wikia.com/wiki/Log_Andy_Wiki
There's 40 FUCKING PAGES worth of lore on here
it seems jaredburger is back to contributing on the wikia, he used to be in the discord but he left
>>752466717
What the fuck dude who the hell has time for this shit?
>>752466843
When it comes to something like Andy's logs, you better make some time.
>>752466843
there's probably like a good dozen contributors, but it seems like 3 or 4 have done most of the work.
I know animaterr man originally started the wiki, and i think he has been editing it recently.
He's under the wikia name "Starkeallgemeine"
this one's for that one guy that keeps accusing animaterr man of being a double agent sent by dani
Need your backup on /bant/ bros
>>3130798
Search the post number there, show them the way of log
Dump
Oh look these sperglords are forcing this fucking meme again
>>752469277
oh look, dubs logged, throat clogged
>>752469277
>again
>implying it ever stopped
