i can make any of you faggots handsome
just post a front pic of you face
making someone look more inbred/british is not necessarily more handsome
>>752456924
ANON NO MORE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
not op btw
>>752457021
> this kills the anon
>>752456924
ay man just go bald, not worth trying to keep your hair. You'd suit the bald look anyway and get mad chicks
bumping with spoooky porn
>>752457322
I usually keep my hair really short, just been busy / lazy recently.
How bad is it?
>>752457683
I'm not that anon but it's pretty bad mate, just shave it all and grow a beard. Or hop on fina + minox but i think it's too late for you.
>>752457683
Everybody will notice it, honestly, you have a nice head shape, keep the facial hair and shave your head and you're literally chad.
>>752457845
Pulled back so you can get a better judgement
>>752458264
I guess you can get some volume/thickness back if you use fina + minox religiously for at least 8 months if you really want to save your hair. Use some biotin as well.
>>752456924
op here , u are good loking already have a simetric face
no to much to do but here
>>752458264
Shave it now.
>>752457683
That's just bizarre. How did you manage to split your hair into two weird layers?
>>752458684
At first I thought that you did nothing, but you widened my face a bit?
>>752459034
I didn't do anything
>>752459038
here i make a little more changes , but u are already have simteric faces dont worry
>>752458703
>>752460454
I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow...
>>752461565
u look alot better
>>752461565
now just let the beard grow
>>752461565
Just want tell u this look 100% better
Now just don't be faggot
>>752455909
>>752461565
much better.
>>752461565
You look 100% better without hair
Grow a thick beard friend
>>752455909
you're just mirroring the two sides of the face. everyone has a "better" side.
also the man you posted is ugly af
>>752461565
ayyy the bald look actually suits you, not just make sure you're in shape.
how fucked am I /b/oys?
Ugly piece of shit checking in. Have fun trying to make this mug any better,
>>752462558
dont know why it always flips
oh well fuck it
>>752461565
wtf
>>752455909
He's still got those soulless JUST fish eyes
>>752461565
This did more for you than op with his highschool photoediting skills
>>752462558
Lose weight. Thats one thing you can do yourself. You are guaranteed to look better
Good luck, girlfriend tells me I'm hot but I'm sad whenever she does
horge of the hungle
>>752462927
He's right. The bald head suits you
>>752462264
>>752463051
>yo edit this photo where you can barely see me
Dumb
>>752462927
Thanks... still kind of freaked out. It helps seeing people say nice things... but I'm afraid to see people I know
>>752463196
Sorry I can't afford power and own a Shitty android ecks fuckin dee
Do gf as well pls
>>752462483
You guys should check this out
>>752461565
Epic thread. Agreed though, it does look better
>>752455909
I challenge you.
>>752461565
Chad jawline, grow a beard and make sure you don't drown in pussy
>>752463404
already cute nothing to do
>>752461565
You look like my brother-in-law who married my hot sister
>>752463404
there is something so uncanny valley about her its making me feel gross
>>752461565
you look fine, grow hair and you're good. keep the shadow, too.
>>752463275
Do you have any emotion?
>>752462097
i keep seeing this, wtf is it?
>>752463979
That fits as she's an ai in a sculpted body. I brought her software to that art museum to find an artist she approved of to build her that body.
On an unrelated note, I'm Joaquin Phoenix's character from that movie "Her"'s son.
>>752461565
Dude you actually look pretty good, don't be afraid to go to work just own it.
>>752463275
hey bro, you look way better with a shaved head. and yea, grow out that beard son!
>>752464418
FBI spamming the site
>>752464631
Haha so I sent out a snapchat
My sister: "that is scary"
My friend: "oh god why"
Confidence dropping...
>>752464830
They're in shock; it's a pretty big change. They'll come around once they adjust. You look really good.
>>752463275
you're cute and now even cuter bald. i think you made a good choice
>>752464600
Eye needs to be blended better.
>>752464944
I hope so... the only non-negative response I've received was "do you feel badass?"
>>752464971
Thanks... I am not feeling good about the feedback from people I know though...
please do me
>>752462357
>>752465136
i need more pixels , better quality pic
good luck
>>752465169
>>752464600
fix the schnoz and jaw line
>>752465156
I sent a picture to my mother. Her response attached. Based on the pic I use for her you might guess she's not super kind
>>752466259
he's still ugly tho
>>752462189
No black people plz.
>>752464754
FBI needs to lurk more...
>>752461565
Is this THE chad of /b/?
>>752467071
I'm not the Chad of anything, but I finally had a friend say it looks good
>>752461565
I am loving this thread...
Anons convince you to shave your head and you look dope as fuck after having done it.
A true happy ending. Go get some pussy stud.
>>752461565
You look great anon, totally suits you!
>>752465879
did you get that job you applied for in that news story about you?
>>752461565
I cant believe youve done that. jk. you look better without it
>>752467251
Haha thanks.
So far I have like 5 negative responses and 1 positive from my friends / family, and 2 neutral. I think the neutral responses might count as negative though, just too polite to say anything bad
Good luck
>>752464589
wow i love that movieni rewatched it a week ago
>>752467704
It actually is a really good movie
>>752467594
I'm not polite, especially to a /btard. Didn't comment on the thread yet but it looks good you faggot, no homo.
>>752467590
>>752467671
Done.
Next.
>>752461565
c a r e e r s u i c i d e
>>752468172
Thanks, anon. I am pleased.
>>752457683
Grow a beard and just shave your head, you'll look fine, better than looking patchy and balding at least.
>>752458264
Doesn't look too bad to me, just keep it as is. Some women like bald guys but the vast majority of women your age like guys with hair, just make sure you're treating it so that it doesn't progress.
>>752468045
Ya, but I think it's different if you've always known me with hair.
I feel like a kid playing dress-up now. I know my mom and sister and half my friends hate it lol
>>752468274
Too late. I shaved it a few minutes after that anon told me to
>>752462489
Just sort that hair out and you'll be fine mate. Girls definitely don't like greasy hair. If you're like me 2 years ago, and your hair gets oily quickly, you can use accutane to dramatically slow it down. After that, just look for a hairstyle that works for you.
>>752468437
you're going to get so many girls with daddy issues now lol =3
Try this face.
>>752468521
Fair enough. It actually looks good on you so lucky break! Ignore your family and friend's shocked responses, you and they will get used to it fairly quickly! Best of luck mate.
>>752468437
wow u look pretty hot like wow heart eyes
>>752468437
Don't grow a beard, you'll look like a hipster fag
>>752455909
nice try fbi
>>752461565
this actually makes you look pretty good dude
>>752461565
holy shit you look alphas as fuck. grow your facial hair and you'll be knee deep in clunge in no time
>>752468804
You can't fix perfection, anon.
>>752456924
Keith?
>>752469146
LMAO
>>752469255
What the fuck?
>>752469255
Lol no. Do I really look like your friend or are you fucking around?
More responses
>>752468206
>this is running on empty, feewwwwd... review!
>>752470315
guess you have to grow a beard now....
>>752463586
RIP in peace Chester bennington
>>752470315
>a bald head is now makes you a white supremacist
Fuck this gay earth, I'm afraid that when I finally get a receding hairline I will be attacked in the streets by antifa for being bald
>>752468176
Found the retard.
>>752468521
pics
>>752468176
My boss has a shaved head (and zero facial hair). He wears a suit with a bowtie every day.
Maybe this will actually be good for my career lol.
>>752461565
you are a good looking man tbeh
>>752471053
I've posted many in this thread >>752463275
>>752468437
I'm on my phone so just linking these two
>>752461565
When I got with my girl I had hair better than yours. Kept seeing my girl checking guys out. Noticed they all had one thing in common. They were all bald! Show up at here house one day bald. Mfw she is now obsessed with me, haven't seen her check another guy out in 5 years I been with here.
>>752470765
Fuckin kek
>>752463275
You are really attractive without hair.
extremely.
but honestly you still have plenty of hair and that'll good for years.you could grow it a little.
either way you are going to get mad pussy
>>752466377
Checked
Bro you have the looks to dominate in the world. I would kill to look half as good as thr way you look know. I suggest you study up on, charisma, sudection, persuasion, influence etc. If you have a timid personality you should find some self-hypnosis. I used this alpha male hypnosis for 6 months when I lived in miami, I was fucking 10/10 on the regular. If anyone asks why you shaved your hear off (especially woman) say this "I wanted to feel like me" this will literally make them wet.
>>752461565
honestly looks great dude
>>752470858
I shave my head every summer and get the same reactions. Treated like shit and people act weird around me. It's only being bald too because when I have hair they don't do it anymore.
>>752471889
Thanks. I'm nervous about going out in public for the first time
>>752472105
Thanks. I am pretty timid. I have never really been the one to make the move with women. When I date the girl usually initiates sex because she's tired of waiting on me. But I think this new look is the first step toward a new me
>>752472622
Where the fuck do you live?
>>752472705
Ohio
Make me hot
>>752457351
any leads on the girl name or sauce?
>>752470807
Underrated kek
Turn me into my wifu
>>752461565
A regular lex
>>752455909
Go for it lad
>>752472655
It is bro, it is a major step! Here is a trick that automatically will boost your confidence when interacting with people. Look for the things that the people you are interacting with may be insecure about. And keep in mind people can be insecure about the dumbest things. For example you may know a 10/10 chick who is perfect and you couldn't imagine anyone finding anything wrong with her. But she might have an ear thst sits ever so lower than her other ear. It might terrify here to think aboit some one noticing. I used to be super timid. Finally I started focusing on how other people felt about themselves and it made it to where I didn't have time to give a shit what they might be thinking of me. I'm in my 50s now so I don't do it anymore, I can give a shit less what anyone thinks.
>>752463275
U got murderer face u bruh is that how u normally take photos
Try not opening ur eyes so wide and work on that smile
>>752471053
Are you retarded?
>>752468437
>>752463275
>>752456924
Here ya go bro
>>752461565
holy shit. Is that Chad?
>>752470315
honestly bro you're super hot 10/10 would let you smash me
>>752473664
Lol I don't do pictures well. And I can't force smiles. When I was a little kid I had a speech impediment and they made me do lots of mouth exercises to strengthen my muscles to improve my speech. Then when my mom saw my second grade school photo she freaked out saying that all those exercises ruined my smile. I don't smile for photos anymore if I can help it
>>752461565
>>752463275
Looks really good on you. Don't do a complete clean shave until a Friday after work or something. Clean shaven + bald can look really weird on some people. If you look babyface or it throws off your ratios, you'll at least have stubble by work on Monday.
100% keep the bald head though bro. It's hot. I want to drag my sack across your freshly waxed skull.
>>752456924
>>752457683
>>752458264
>>752458684
>>752461565
>>752463275
>>752466377
>>752468437
>>752470315
>>752474981
I haven't clean shaved in years. I just trim it down to the length it is now
>>752475162
Isn't that that singer who O.D'd with a tube up his ass and a chinchilla halfway thorough his rectum?
>>752475162
Kevin Parker?
>>752475279
Keep the beard. You look good, man. No homo. It's just a big change. People will get used to it in no time.
Try my oncle
>>752474294
I'd fuck the shit out of this guy!
>>752461565
100000X better
>itt: cops with facial recognition software trolling 4chan /b/ to compile database of users.
>>752475899
Jokes on them I'm already in the system
>>752475899
this xD
>>752475613
Done
>>752467671
mac?
>>752476130
Looks like him. But I know this guy
>Christopher Moran
>>752461565
>>752455909
Do me
Alright, have at it OP.
>>752476082
Sure he will find a street job now, thx
>>752476608
A...Are you seth rogens younger brother?
>>752477081
I am not.
>>752468206
Make me prettier
>>752461565
You are literally chad now.
>>752455909
itt: attractive humans with no self esteem
>>752476608
lopsided mofuckin ass eyeball disconnected goatee shitty old car drivin honkey
>>752477325
wolfman lookin as mofucka twisty frenchman mofuckin ass mustache ching chong hat wearin anal bead necklace wearin cracka
>>752477440
Just curious, how old do you people think I am?
I can't tell if I look older or younger or what. I'm also a bit thin to be "chad"
i would give you 27
>>752478242
I'll wait a few minutes to see if anyone else wants to guess before I tell
>>752478168
lookin like mofuckin adam killa sloss wit that bald baby ass haircut man
>>752477999
Can't argue with trips
>>752478242
>>752478320
Two guesses is enough. I am 27. I was worried after 33... I can't tell if you said 27 just to be nice, but you were spot on.
>>752478436
i was working with one neonazi who was looking very same, he was handsome and very intresting man, i liked him. and he was 27 so :P
>>752477154
It'd be a lot cooler if you were.
>>752478598
Just took a picture of my old driver's license from when I was 21. I miss my hair, but it's not what it used to be, so I gotta move on
i will make your butterface gf a 10
but im not doing any dudes
>>752476600
Fuck off faggot
>>752478779
It would, but sadly I'm not rich, nor am I an actor.
>>752461565
Just grow the beard and get a little more ripped.
>>752480419
I think a lot more ripped. I'm skinny. But unmotivated
>>752456924
>>752461565
What the fuck, that took you from a 6 to an 8.5. That's some magic shit. Guaranteed anyone who gives you shit for that look is either a retarded far-left fag who thinks bald = nazi or just intimidated by how sexy you now are
>>752461565
Honestly looks pretty dope anon
If you can grow your beard out it'd look great. Just don't forget to wear sunscreen on top of your head if you're gonna be outside
>>752480939
I hope so. I'll find out how the world reacts tomorrow. I'm excited but also very nervous. I'm off to bed though.
>>752481965
I hope tomorrow is a magical day for you, serial killer bald guy. All of us are rooting for you.