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this is my penis. I want to kill mutilate myself - Roll 28 and I will post a video of me cutting off my tiny penis.
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roll
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rollin
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If I roll 28, you DON'T do it and instead simply drink a tall scotch or brandy. Or whatever cheap booze you have.
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Roll
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roll
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Rollerino
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Rolololl
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leggo
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roll
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Rollin
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do it faggot
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>>752455482
Rollo
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Ravirolli
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baguette
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roll
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Rollin
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Rollicon
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28
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Do it fegit
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>>752457166
Fuck
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Roll
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mum here. don't you need it.
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You need a file rather than a knife
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do it
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how is it even possible to have a dick that small wtf
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Roll
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Roll
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>>752455482
roll
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>>752455482
OP just go sissy. You are done being a man with a cock that small.
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Check out my meme page
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28
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>>752455482
op i have a small cock too and would love to make it impotent i was an op a while back and smashed my frozen dick with a hammer but it didnt work. what have you tried to ruin yourself. also looks up dysphoria.
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Do it
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>>752457352
Bump
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rolling
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>>752455482
dubs and you send this picture to the chick you wish you were large enough to satisfy
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>>752457444
Trips. Check em!
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Do that shit pussy
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just take the balls
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>>752457444
obey the trips and do it
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r o l l
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>>752457529
rip
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>>752457444
Now you have to send her a video
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>>752455482
roll
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fuckin cut it off op
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rollin
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do it faggit
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roll
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dont do it retard
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>>752457650
Shut up fag
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Rollercoaster
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28get
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>>752457650
OP is your dick bigger than mine?
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roll
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Roll
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Rolling
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>>752455482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usv-fuU87Qs&t=38s
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no balls do it
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Roll
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Dewit
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Don't want to but rolling
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do it
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Roll for cutting it off
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Rolex
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Rolla
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ROLL
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28
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Actually cut of you half inch dick some nigger got a 28 you cant back out now OP
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>>752455482
rollin
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Do it with a rusty spoon.
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i don't think you should do it :/
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Roolio
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The power of Christ compels you not to.
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Don't dewit
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Imma gonna roll, but I know you ain't gonna deliver no matter what.
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>>752458053
Why shouldn't he? Bit that I want him to I'm just curious
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>>752455482
why do you shave your junk? You aren't going to fool anyone into thinking it is a big wang
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If 28 stop and reevaluate your life.
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rollin
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>>752458214
I support this anon
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28
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>>752455482
Have you already cut it off?

I don't understand how a cock can be so tiny.
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>>752455482
lol you're just pushing it in
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rolling stones
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>>752458169
Exactly. /b/ is full of pussy ass niggers
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rolling
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no such thing as "28"
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off with it
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roll
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roll
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>>752455482
>28 dont do it anon
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>>752458528
WINRAR
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>>752455482
Rolls
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rolleroni
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>>752458528
FUCK YES I DID IT
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>>752458528
Gotti
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>>752458528
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
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>>752458528
>>752455482
do it faggot
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>>752458528
Winner
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>>752458528
the chosen one!
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>>752458528

Finally
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>>752458528
WINRAR
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lets see it happen mate
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>>752458528
he has spoken. nows the chance, OP. prove you're not a bitch
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get the nail clippers out and off with it
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Roll, but srsly just do pic related, rivet it shut and be done with it. No need to mutilate yourself wtf...
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>>752458528
OH FUCK
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>>752458528
>gottem
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>>752458724
At least he won't die of bloodloss.
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>>752458528
IT IS TIME
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>>752458528
THE 28 HAS SPOKEN OP FUCKING DO IT DONT BE A FAGGOT
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Cut
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the
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Hey everybody, i'm going to make a wild prediction OP won't be cutting off his willy today!
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Has any anons with micropenises gotten laid or does it fuk ur confidence to much I feel bad and mine is 6 and an 1/4
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>>752458844
the
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never gonna happen
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>>752455482
Have you ever had sex before?
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>>752458905
DICK
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>>752458877
Gotta respect the double dubs
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>>752458877
I feel the same
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>>752458903
I get off knowing I am a beta with a 4 incher that doesn't satisfy anyone
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>>752455482
>this is my penis.

Please die, faggot.
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>>752459024
Sux bro
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>>752458673
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>>752458903
Mine is almost 6 and I am fine with it. I wish it was 7-8, of course, but I am fine. Works good, got plenty of chicks. Even an escort girl, which had sex with me couple of times, cuz she liked the sex, so its not a big deal.
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>>752459078
i guess it sucks but it turns me on to be a perma-virgin with a small cock.
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>>752459158
Go have it with a prostitute man, there are pretty good ones which will make you feel better. Or become gay/sissy/trans or whatever I dunno
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>>752459158
I'm praying for you. I was virgin until a few months ago but when I lost it I became a king and fucked 16 different cunts since. One was a past teacher if mine.
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>>752459299
StoryTime?
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STOP WITH THE FUCKING STORIES. OP HAS TO DELIVER.
CREATE A SMALL PENIS THREAD AND GTFO
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>>752459343
Dunno how to green text but will oblige
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>>752459153
>even an escort girl

Is this motherfucker actually bragging about fucking a prostitute
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>>752459259
>>752459299
pretty sure im too debased at this point cause I dont want to fuck since it will ruin my current fetish of small dick loser. but mabey ill try to fuck this Chinese girl that wants it bad.
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>>752455482
Nigger cut it off
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>>752456701
well good thing you didn't roll 28, otherwise this would be a lame thread.
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Roll
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That's not your penis though, it's somewhere in the images when you search micropenis
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>>752459411
put the ">"
write next to it
short sentences
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>>752459149
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>>752457770
Is this hard?
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>>752459413
>for free
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>>752455482
DELIVER FAGGOT!
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Whenever I think my cock is small, /b/ comes through. For real though like just become a woman at this point you can't have sex. Or get plastic surgery to make it bigger, in most cases if it is a severe micro penis the government can pay for most of it.
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>>752459656
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>>752459886
>>752459656
>>752459149

What the fuck are these?
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>>752460100
benises
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>>752460100
They're called faggots.
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>>752460100
Faggots trying to be traps, obviously. Are you new here?
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>>752459886
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>>752460100
chastity cages for "males" not fit to own a dick
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>>752460100
chastity cages. a better option than cutting your balls off because your hormones will be rekt without your balls.
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Look man, I have a pretty big penis, but I'm not getting laid all the time because that isn't a leading factor for the girls I like.

Seriously though, you could see a doctor about this.
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>>752455482
Trips says you watch what you eat and exercise.
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ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>752459343
Be me
19 yo virgin.
Go to Atlanta for appliance training/ certification
Get to point in class where were talking about gas In home
Make joke about when will we get to lay pipe I haven't ever gotten to lay pipe b4
Ppl laugh
Realise they weren't laughing with me but at me
Feel beta af
One girl (mixed 8/10) passes me a note to see her in hotel room. (We're staying in same hotel so fuck it y not)
Get to her room
Knock on door it's me beta fag
She opens door in lingerie
Tells me how it's a fetish of hers to take virginities.
Ask her how many she's taken
More than 40
Feel extra beta
Tell her I don't know what I'm doing
It's fine anon you'll be okay
She pulls me by belt to couch
She sits on couch I'm standing
She undoes belt pulls down pants
2 in flaccid
She smiles I say see what I mean but I do grow
It's okay anon loosen up
Sticks flaccid dick in mouth
Feels nice.jpeg
Grow in side her
She starts sucking and dies a thing I haven't felt since where it's like her mouth and throat is doing a wave.
I'm 6 in now and hardest I've ever been
Barely a minute or two in I just in her mouth.
First time sucked off still hard though
She says I taste nice
Man if I hadn't already busted I would have again right there
She stands up takes my hands and pulls me towards bedroom
Done fucked up pants still around ankles
Fall break coffee table
She keks
I get up
All good let's do this
Get in room
She lays down on back I lean over her
Mans trying to find his own way in no luck
She helps out
Anon has done it no longer virgin
Feels nice last a few minutes this time barely pull out and bust the most powerful nut in my life.
Spoon for the night
Get certificate for class haven't seen her since
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>>752460205
im partial to the htv2
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>>752460421
Yea, but porn and tumblr washed their minds
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man u got a tiny d!ck
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>>752460561
It's really comfy actually and a great cage.

The problem I had with closed cages like the HT is that their hard to keep clean, so I changed to an open metal one, can only recommend.
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>>752455482
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>>752461166
incase you didnt know the htv3 came out ;3
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>>752460532
A: Greentext that shit, faggot
B: kek
C: How the hell to guys have a hard time 'finding their way in'? Seriously, I don't get it. I actually mentioned that the first time, because I was confused that I didn't have any difficulty.
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>>752461166
my problem is that my cock is pretty big so it doesn't really fit inside the 35mm tube, even flaccid. so im thinking about using a piece of ribbon or string to stop any bloodflow for a minute to get it on.
>>752461383
got a pic? all i find is an android device on image search.
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>>752455482
28 seems to be a bit too obscure. i doubt you'll deliver.
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do it, cunt.
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>>752461390
idk man think about trying to find a pirate treasure but only from satellite images of holes
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>>752461390
Leaning over her. Face to face. She wasn't going to wait
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>>752460866
Nope. Just trad girls. The girl I'm talking to currently is a virgin that doesn't watch porn and isn't on Tumblr.
>Doesn't watch porn: her parents are hardasses that check internet use
>Isn't on Tumblr: she's right-wing and I've looked at her phone.
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rollll
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>>752461498
here is one I really wished that made the new tube compatible with old ring but they didn't
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>>752461498
>got a pic? all i find is an android device on image search
http://www.lockeduplove.net/product/HTv3
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>>752461498
also 4 sizes for htv3 now sorry
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>>752461620
So try glancing down at your cock for a second. Wtf
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>>752458321
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rollin for a bobbit
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>>752461383
>>752461498
Yea I'd seen that, looks real nice.

With cutting the blood flow, I don't think that would be a good idea or even work.
The v3's L and Maxi tubes are 36mm I think, there are also other cages with tubes with a larger diameter.
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>>752461999
NICE TRIPS
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>>752461999
thats basically the same size so id have the same problem. its not that big of a deal to do for the seconds it takes to get in.
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Do it. Now.
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>>752461999
its called the stocking trick you get a stocking end put it over your dick and pull the sticking and your dick through the end of the tube. look it up on google.
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>>752457444
Sounds about fair :)
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Rolling for 28 get... even though this fag won't deliver.
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>>752462473
28 already got op is fag
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Some people have a fetish for small dicks. It's not over, man. It'll make things worse, don't be mean to the lil guy
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>>752457770

I feel for this /b/ro, because he looks like he might be black.
Can you imagine having the myth that all blacks have a BBC in girls minds, and then having THAT???
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>>752462171
Ohhh, right, yea that works

I tought like wraping a string and pulling it tight to stop bloodflow...

>>752462065
>>752461999
Great now my trips get is about chastity
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>>752461498
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>>752455482
Cut that fucking useless dick off you worthless piece of shit!
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>>752462873
see i have to opposite problem of being to small for my small htv2 so im thinking soon ill buy a custom metal/plastic prince Albert cage and put myself in permanently
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>>752462902
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Where's link op?
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Why don't you faggots just get penis surgery?
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>>752458026
Can't tell if negro or retarded

also rollin'
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>>752463154
If you dont want to spend the money on a custom one look on DHgate.

It's a Chinese site like Ebay. They offer a lot of cages metal or plastic super cheaply
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>>752464132
to get it smaller or bigger? they say that leaving a little nub when ur cutting it off is the best so have some sensitivity but not enough to cum from your dick anymore.
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>>752464307
yea i just worry about the metal quality is all
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http://JobisMust.com/?refcode=20596
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Is it bad that I like these threads? It makes me feel like my average dick is big.
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>>752464566
>http://JobisMust.com/?refcode=20596
nice spam
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>>752464468
bigger obviously
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rolll
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>>752464507
I got 2 from there, both of them under $20. It's stainless steel with both so no worries.
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>>752464178
Am negro, so basically retarded.
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Jesus fuck
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>>752464869
yea stainless is technically trash since all the nickel in it. it has to be implant grade stainless/titanium/niobium if its going inside me forever. thats why i feel like i have togo custom.
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>>752455482
how does this happen? jesus christ dude
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>>752455482
roll
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>>752465128
Oh I forgot you wanted to get a PA one. Alright I see the concern haha
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rolling
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>>752458528
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>>752464132
there aren't any surgeries to make it bigger
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OP is not going to cut his dick off and you're all retarded as fuck for thinking he would
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>>752465693
LOL. Of course there is, you retard.
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>>752455482
My female pugs clit is bigger than that
Thoroughly impressive tbh
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>>752455482
Roll
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>>752458528
yass qween slay
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>>752465773
citation required
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>>752457770
Looks like one of those baby mushrooms you'd leave behind in the forest lmao
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>>752459153
cuz she liked the money.
dumbass
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>>752466204
She refused to take my money, from the first, to the last time.
dumbass
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