share something interesting about yourself or your life anon.
I take paper towels from public restrooms and sell them on ebay
>>752440456
you start...
but while you are at it... source?
I lost my virginity two days ago
>>752440568
Anelushka. Or something like that. Old as fack, too.
I actually like the Andy Sixx meme.
>>752440568
This...but just the sauce part
>>752440456
I bought an AR-15 for $250 on black Friday.
I started a company, have workers ready to work, have equipment ready to be used, but I'm too scared to actually find clients because I'm scared to fail... fuck me
>>752440744
Alenushka
>>752440744
Dubs of truth!
Thank you Kind Sir! You truly give us hope for the future of / b /
not like OP
I keep bees.
I took my first cock when I was 11. I loved it.
I drink every day. I know it's not that interesting but neither is my life.
>>752440564
Is it worth it?
>>752441208
that is pretty fucking interesting. got any tips for people looking to get into beekeeping?
I use the toilet at home, but if ever I am at someone else's house, I piss in their sink, swill it with water then flush the toilet so all is normal.
>>752441208
>>752441357
I would also like to express my interest in this subject.
>>752440456
I run ultra marathons.
>>752440456
I'm cicumcised
>>752440456
I'm into HEMA and I'm trying to get a functional weapon to start off my collection
I fly 200 million dollar planes
>>752440807
Guns are overrated
>>752440920
Hire someone to do customer acquisition for you.
If it doesn't work out then the failure is on them.
>>752440636
>I lost my virginity two days ago
Gratz Anon!
i'm bipolar
>>752442032
say that to the person who is pointing one at you lmao
>>752441285
Me too. I'll drink to that. Life isn't very interesting.
>>752440564
Whole, closed packages?
i jumped frontflip on snb, also depressed for 10y now
I’m a blacksmith
I almost died 3 times
I still love my ex but I know shes better without me, so I prefer to be without than with her.
I grew up in section 8, made tons of friends growing up.
Now I'm in my mid twenties with a big house in the suburbs with two new cars. My old friends are jealous and don't talk to me anymore. My new friends grew up in this lifestyle and are way more socially conservative than I am.
Waiting for something to make me happier, but don't know what it is
>During a rough breakup
>invited to a threesome by my X-GF and her best friend.
>ended up just fucking her friend while my ex chilled in the other room.
>Was bummed that the threesome didn't work out but looking back im sure my X would have been more dramatic had she decided to come to the room.
>FirstCreampie.jpg 2nd and 3rd followed.
>Dumped everything into her Best Friend.
>Next day X is all dramatic.
>idgaf it was your idea bitch
>2 days later xGF invites me over to creampie her because she wants to try it now.
>All my buddies high five me because I somehow creampied the two hottest girls at our local college within one week.
> Easily Top 3. Sexual experiences of my life.
i roll my smegma ibt my fingers then eat it like i eat boogers
I grew up in an orphanage, didn't know I had a sister until I was 32yrs old. she found me on Facebook
One year ago, I found a severed head on the pavement while going to work.
Received blowjobs, handjobs, tittyjobs from multiple girls/women. Never had proper dick-to-vagina sex. 30 y.o. WTF?!
>>752441945
I fly hang gliders. AND to raise you one, I can ride a unicycle, even a tall one.
>>752440456
I need 50k or im going to lose my home
>>752443240
Please tell us more.
How did you end up there, what was it like and what are you doing for a living now?
i threw some hand grenades, drove tanks and shot some guns with night vision/ir laser
>>752443976
That's rough, how did you get into this situation?
>>752444114
I've done all that, and fly a hang glider, ride a unicycle (well, that's not very cool lol), and drink every day like the other two anon's here lol.
Also, I take nude pics of the neighborhood girls in my free time.
>>752440456
After a lifetimes worth of accusing myself of never following through with anything, I realized the other day that...
I told everyone I went to HS with that I was going to move to Colorado, and then when I was 26 I actually fucking did it.
So I can go suck a dick, because I fucking did it! Fuck you, me!
i've been here for way too long
>>752440456
I'm a respectable upper middle class guy with a stable life.. Who is super adept at meeting and fucking junior high girls before ghosting completely.
>>752440456
I'm insanely good at video games, sports, and am super attractive. Like top tier player in both sports and games. But i have ADHD, social anxiety, and a plethora of minor physical health problems. Wish i could just suck at everything and be ugly to be normal.
Im a writer, recently got broken up with for the first time in my life (im usually the one who does the breaking off). I moved a thousand miles from home ona whim, and then moved towns. Havent talked outside of work in 2 months.
I love bowling and I'm no slouch either.
Feels good man.
>>752444056
I was a teenagers accident, I grew up in a all boys dorm, I own my own bussines (3 donut stores)
i was raped by my step dad when i was a little girl (repeatedly) and i get off to the memories on the daily
>>752444742
Have you met your parents?
Good job on the businesses btw!
When i was 13 i fucked my best friends sister which was 12 at the time behind her mother, we were on the couch spooning and she was sitting on a chair infront if us.
i just got my first "career" job and i'm terrified to walk in and they'll either tell me it was a mistake or fire me within the first week
I'm a non jew who loves Israel.
>>752444894
What job? What's the salary like?
>>752444869
No, but I have had the chance, just don't care
I throw the best parties out of everybody I know.
>>752442032
That's not true I bought an m4a1 for 6400 in 2012. And I have shot it 4 times!
...med video games are better ammo is cheaper
>>752444953
It's called 'down syndrome'.
>>752444753
You fucking lied to me. You said that gave you nightmares and you hated him!
>>752444891
how old are you right now?
>>752444985
editing for a midsize publication. 35K
>>752444753
It crossed your sexual wires as a child. It's not surprising that you haven't matured whatsoever since then.
>>752445212
You'll be alright, good luck!
>>752440456
I dry fire my rifle against the side of my head everyday at least once, and have for years.
>>752445193
Almost 21
>>752444616
How old are you? Where do you go to meet them?
>>752443240
Do you fuck now?
>>752445278
that's an interesting point of view that i get told a lot whenever i divulge this info, that it messed up my sexual identity or whatever, and i think you're probably right. i definitely have issues with maturity in general as well
>>752444753
I assume you hate it happened but still get off to it since it was your first sexual experience? Or did you actually enjoy it? Damn though that sucks, sorry.
>>752445487
thanks. i do hate that it happened, for sure. it really fucked me up. i definitely didn't enjoy it when it happened the first time but subsequent times my body reacted as everyone's does and it felt good, but i don't know if i'd say i enjoyed it
>>752442206
>If it doesn't work out then the failure is on them
Nice thinking, cock sucking business manager
>>752445690
how old are you now?
I need to take a shit.
>>752445323
hey thanks, it means a lot. forward always bois
I have like 24 and a half Bitcoins and I have no fucking idea what to do with them or what a Bitcoin even really is...
I have a sexy mother
>>752445690
Yea that's terrible and understandable. If someone i hated jerked me off it eventually would still feel good. Have you gotten therapy for it?
Hooked up with a classmate. Had fun, she was cheating on her bf. Just got "dumped" today because they talked about it. He read our messages. I was bullshitting her with the "you are special" shit so he probably thinks I'm a puss. Not sad, just sucks... that mouth was good and pussy tight.
>>752443031
Jesus. Maybe keep some things to yourself. Just. Fuck.
>>752445465
I don't mean it accusatorily. In retrospect it sounds that way but I just mean, you're into what you're into.
I come from a background of abuse as well so now I worry that I'm tainting this with personal bias. Long story short, I like incest porn but I actively acknowledge that its unhealthy for my wellbeing to do so. Can't change it though, it just is what it is. That's what you like. What can you do? Even therapy isn't a sure-fire fix for it. But obviously I encourage you to seek it anyways (when you're ready). That's a given at this point.
>>752445812
Give me 0.1
i am a 22 yo and im getting close to an 7 yo girl, since she seems to enjoy the physical contact I am probably gonna end up having sexual intercourse with this girl. and I will probably go to jail for it.
>>752445812
You should donate them to me so I can buy LSD online
>>752445790
i'm 18
>>752441282
Faggot
>>752445879
huh interesting. I'm into incest porn but i've never been abused and have no attraction to my mom, nor do i have any sisters. But still get off to B/S and M/S incest.
I have such a sexy mom
>>752445857
no, i haven't. i probably should but the thought of talking about it face to face with another person is appalling to me. i can talk about it online just fine but not in person
>>752445908
Live stream it all the way till cops show up
>>752445812
Sell asap
>>752445952
I'm 45, I can play your daddy if you want to role play.
My mom has such a big ass.
>>752445879
no worries, i got what you meant. i also watch incest porn a lot, we're on a similar boat it seems. maybe one day i'll be comfortable enough to see a therapist
>>752446086
Ik, shit sucks. But trust me, you will feel 10000x better when you talk to someone who can help you. I know you know this but it's good to hear from someone else. Personally i just talked to a therapist about my super bad anxiety, and feel a lot better now. It's embarrassing for a moment but worth it.
>>752446112
Why?
I'm a married 42-year-old suburban church-going white dad.
>>752446163
i did this before in a fit of self loathing over omegle and i felt real bad afterwards even if i did get off to it, thanks i guess though lol
I’m a closeted bi 18 year old who likes to use his stepmoms dildos when she isn’t home because I’m too cheap to buy my own
I let a old friend grope me and play with my nipples during public transportation rides
I have a bucket list of ethnicities to fuck
>>752446362
as long as you wash it first and ideally afterwards
>>752446342
I'm actually doing this in about 10 minutes. 19 year old lesbian is coming over while her girlfriend works second shift tonight. She has daddy issues too, So i'm sure I can help you too.
>>752446193
Maybe.
>>752445690
do you think you could have enjoyed it if he fucked you in loving/caring way?
>>752441208
>>752441357
>>752441732
not original beebro, but have also kept bees for a couple years.
if you're truly interested, start doing a lot of research. there is a ton of obscure work behind beekeeping and you should be aware of everything before starting. it takes a decent amount of money to get started with all the equipment and bees.
it is a cool hobby though, it's fun to watch all your minions unknowingly collecting food for you. the honey is indescribable compared to the commercial bullshit in the grocery store.
>>752446028
Well I mean the fetish isn't victim-exclusive. You can like it for other reasons.
i'm pretty sure i'm bi since i love watching huge dicks fuck girls and be jerked off and sometimes wonder what it would be like to suck one. not a cuck thing, and i don't want to be fucked/fuck a guy in the ass. not embarrassed but also not really sure if i'm actually bi or not.
>>752446112
Where do you sell them?
>>752445212
You might feel like you don't know what you're doing. Truth is, your boss does/did too.
>>752446592
You won't know until you have that first dick in your mouth.
I knew Michael Jackson personally and his 3 kids.
>>752446569
he did. i didn't enjoy it because it hurt really badly the first few times. i talked about this in a thread on here a bit ago but the jist of it is that it wasn't like, violent or anything, it was more like i just had no idea what was going on but i didn't want him to get mad so i just went with it if that makes sense.
i don't remember a lot of it but what i do remember is that he wasn't per se gentle but he wasn't violent either. first time was in a hot tub with me on his lap and the whole time he was saying how much he loved me and calling me his little girl, so i guess that's loving enough
>>752446570
Aside from the equipment, is living in the city a big no or is it doable if you wanna keep bees ?
I'm a registered sex offender.
>>752446737
True, but i don't want to be with some guy and have to deny him because i'm not into it.
>>752446874
why? what did you do to get on the registry?
>>752445402
30's, and various app's and locations.
The young "at risk" girls are what I go for.
Easy to please and starved for attention.
>>752440456
I prove money doesn't buy happiness and/or affection. I'm a depressed friendless wizard with a six figure salary and half a million in savings.
>>752446742
Are you a famous person?
Or just a rich person?
I once tried horseradish but didnt like it much
Got fucked up and did lots of messed up things on a 6 night holiday in Ibiza.
> be 20, have done some stuff but still a virgin
> arrive, nothing happens first night
> 2nd night lose v card to a German chick, fucking eh lads we're away!!!
> 3rd start vomiting just before something is about to happen, cockblock myself
> 4th days fuck a Welsh girl
> 5th days screw a Danish chick in the afternoon, then have a 4some with two German birds and a random Belgian dude. He and I suck each others dicks
> 6th night nothing happening with the ladies, kinda hook up with an English guy and blow him on the beach
> come back to UK, and 2 years later have only fingered a chick and gotten a crappy hand job
have just booked another trip to Ibiza. Wtf is it about that place?????
>>752444616
>respectable
I'm a male and I was raped my babysitter she I was 11. Her name was Cassidy. Yes I was raped. I had an "I gotta pre erection".
>>752447016
Money doesn't necessarily buy happiness* It does for some and for others it does nothing. You don't really prove anything. Sorry about that though bro.
>>752446592
Same sometimes i look at huge dicks and just imagine how good it would feel to slide that into a girl.
>>752447016
Hello my new best friend. How was your day?
>>752447117
Wow typo the fuck outta that. She was 16 I was 11. And it was an "I gotta pee" erection
Ib4 KYS, Owe Hell Angles 238k Norwegian kroner(krowns)
>>752440920
you're literally failing right now by not working
>>752440456
Not gay i don't find men attractive BUT i love sucking cock
>>752447243
how did that happen??
>>752447195
Pretty boring. I just sat at the computer all day drinking scotch and shitty homemade martinis.
>>752446570
>the honey is indescribable
This is the main reason I really want to do it. I am also interested in making my own mead, but it doesn't feel right doing that with a commercial product.
>>752441285
Same here unfortunately.
I make a ton of money by most people's standards. Other than that I am a loser.
>>752441574
What do you do if toilet and sink are in separate rooms?
I slept on cold pavement
>>752447181
this yea. i don't even have a small dick, slightly above average. but would be fun to have a huge one and feel it in your hands. feel like its super gay but i don't really know.
I starved for weeks
I was also punched a lot
I'm center of humiliation at times
>>752447361
Does this ever happen?
>>752440456
use to get bullied a lot at school and at home
can't really form relationships
never had friends and it's killing me seeing my self like that use to play video games to run away from those feelings now i see it and understand it life sucks wish i was dead but hopefully i can improve
My cousin caved my skull open with an aluminum bat once. My eye popped out. I was only 8 but I remember that shit like yesterday.
i testified in the US Senate once
>>752446570
whats the best thing, and the worst thing, about beekeeping? like can you post a list of pros and cons?
>>752447539
do you still have a relationship w this cousin? was it on accident or on purpose??
>>752447287
>interesting
>>752443031
Jew spotted
>>752440456
I've self-published several books and made a few hundred dollars from it. In the one series I've written thus far, there's a black lesbian character, and she's pretty fucking evil. How often is a black LGBT character portrayed as not a saint? I thought it was an interesting addition.
When I was 14, the 6 year old sister of a friend asked me to finger her.
>>752447539
Pretty sure my cousin would do to me this if he could get away with it ayy lmao
>>752447347
>vikings
>weaboo for metalheads
>>752446592
usually straight guy here, sucked one dick once, loved it. if you're interested i'd actually recommend trying it.
>>752440456
I've taken IQ tests and other mental health tests when I was 10 because I was too antisocial and loved reading books and being on my own, so... don't know, teacher's probably thought I had some kind of autism
Turned out I was actually way more intelligent than average and ended up being extremely sociable when I got older
Now I have a major but am still discontent with life most of the time (except for the last few months), with no job and I just feel even more dumb than everyone else
>>752447496
was that way in my last apartment. mostly a european thing I think
>>752447602
Both first hit was accident. He liked it though and he just got an argument with his mom so he hit me a few more times. And no. He od'd on heroin once and it didn't kill him. He then robbed a bank to buy more heroin. Hero'd before he went to court.
>>752440920
you've already failed, so i don't see what you're scared off
you think that by doing nothing you're going to succeed? are you some kind of braindead moron?
>>752447539
>popped out
a complete extraction or just a protrusion?
Got banned for releasing my cartoon that was about harvesting organs. Misunderstanding. I proposed idea of surrogate organisms to grow organs from and guess what? Bone marrow is a thing.
>>752440456
I liked playing first person shooters so much I became an architect and now all day I model buildings in 3D. Once they are done, I walk around them like I do in my first person shooters and show them to my clients who love them.
>>752442282
Me too, but I don't build my identity around it.
>>752447866
Dangled out of socket. My dad was ready to kill the fucker. Mom brought me a rag. When I went to grab it I let go and eye fell away from face and dangled mom fainted.
>>752447739
probs will, problem is i wouldn't want to suck a guy off who isn't 10/10 with a 10/10 dick.
>>752447440
Sounds more like a power fantasy than anything "gay". Like, yeah it involves a dick, but so does any sexual act you're involved in.
>>752440456
I'm a professional hyperrealist painter. I don't think that's very interesting but I can't think of anything else to say.
>>752447590
for what, to what, and for what purpose on which subject?
I'm Swiss and studied in India and the United States. I've been to around 60 countries so far and I'm 22
I was working as a bouncer at a local pub and they were hosting an event for a children's hospital. One if the volunteers asked if I wanted to go over after. Fucked the shit out of her.
I smoked dope through all 4 years of my university degree. No ragrets.
Got banned from posting a weed nugget lol
I really enjoy hearing my roommate fuck his girlfriend.
>>752447685
Did you?
>>752445812
Should give them all to me cos i said please
>>752447791
ADHD is real brother, just accept that despite your tendencies you may need to invest more time than the average person in setting a routine to keep you going despite your intelligence or academic ability
>>752447970
jesus christ who the fuck wouldnt? were they able to save at least some of your vision out of it or did you just get it removed?
>>752447539
Are you blind of one eye now? Any facial scars?
I once saw my uncle's intestines. We were sledding he hit tree and split open. He's still alive but has wicked fucking scar across stomach.
>>752440456
>>752448009
Maybe..... But i also like watching dicks cum normally if his face isnt showing and on girls faces. And it's almost impossible for me to get off to girls solo or lesbian sex. Same with gay sex. Has to be a guy and a girl.
>>752448125
>I paid 40 for this, did i get ripped off?
>>752442855
My nigga... feels extremely bad
>>752448235
My grandpa fell from a tree and branch cut him open. I got help and he was fine. Woman killed him at the end by rat poisoning his food. "Heart attack"
>>752447731
You're not entirely wrong, but this isn't related. What I really want to make is metheglin because experimenting with flavors is my thing, but people don't know what metheglin is, so I just say "mead".
>>752444119
crippling mortgage payments, and 1 thing going wrong after another
>>752448360
Stoner......
And lol/10
>>752446796
did he stuck it in your butt. did you give him blowjobs too?
My best friend died so now i collect animals to fill the void. I currently have about 75 pets
>>752446796
>i didn't want him to get mad so i just went with it if that makes sense
from a childs perspective, of course it makes sense. that's horrific to hear anon. im sorry he did that to you.
>>752448467
What went wrong? Presumably the mortgage payments were affordable when you bought the house, right?
I'm made with the same matter as the stars. I'm as old as the Universe. Isn't that amazing?
one of my relatives was an RCMP (a mountie if you will) and blew his brains out with his service revolver. apparently all that was left was his lower jaw and a few teeth.
>somehow he still got a big todo funeral and name engraved with the other guys killed in service
>>752440456
I'm gonna be a ninja next week!
>>752447539
Is your cousins name negan by chance? Is the bat called lucile?
Is your name glen?
>>752448196
Vision is bad but I see shapes and shit blurry as fuck. Doc said I was lucky considering the eye had split on side of it like it was partially squished. I basically have glaucoma.
>>752448196
Yeah 3 inch curvy ass scar above left eye. Bald spot in middle of eyebrow. Ppl say it's badass. I don't like it though. Eye is also slightly higher than other now. Also metal plate at top of socket.
>>752440568
sauce:
go to xnxx dot com and search "shouldn't bath"
first video
not the original source but a full vid
I'm an epileptic.
>>752448655
Cousins name is Chris mines louis
>>752448681
>Ppl say it's badass.
It is. You're a fucking cyborg, how do you NOT find that awesome?
>>752448567
no, if he ever stuck it in my butt then i don't remember it, but it's entirely possible that he did and i just don't have the memories of it.
i gave him a blowjob once because he asked and said that he'd let me open my christmas presents early. i guess i'm easily bought lol
>>752448597
yep, had no trouble then fucking company decides to lay off workers, got the short straw only afew were going to be laid off unfortunatly i was one of them, got another job quickly afterward 90% of income goes to mortage from new job, then shit decides to break and die, car is a fucking joke, nothing is built to last anymore, decide to take out loan to keep shit in liveable conditions and to keep home running with basic shit like electric and water, heat etc etc its fucking awful tbh cant do job without car to get there and pay is shit
>>752448681
Is removal still an option? You seem pretty unhappy with it.
>>752448196
One time I got drunk and was telling my friends this story. I kek'd cuz I was like "dude if we left it out I could be best spy looking around corners and shit" I then cried like a bitch remembering that I was watching my family fighting over what to do about me and what to say when cops and ambulance show up trying to protect Chris but I was also watching my lap.
>>752448606
It would be, if we couldn't ALL literally say the same thing. Now it's just "commonplace".
>>752449081
Right now I'm fine with the vision and shit it's just the scar I hate. But if I got a glass eye or whatever I would want one that looked like some terminator shit.
>>752440564
That can not be worth the trouble.
>>752448585
Are you happy?
>>752444753
My dad spanked me on my bare butt with a belt once when I was a kid. Not one spank, but one spanking that had maybe 20-30 swats with the belt.
Now I like to have my wife spank me, and I always like it when she uses a belt best. Shes not really all that into it though - more of a once in a while thing.
>>752440456
I've trained in various martial arts with current and ex world champions.
I piss in the sink, if I need to shit, I piss in the sink first.
I have been on /b/ since chanology and the gaia raids
There's a picture of my dick floating around the internet that an ex tried sharing to shame me, problem was it was a blurry cropped picture in a hotel room and could have been anyone.
I once helped get someone arrested/sacked by checking EXIF data on creepshots on a (shared) work phone, found the guy's bus route and sent it to HR who sent it to the police.
I was applying for the RCMP (Canadian Police). I had to go for laser eye surgery and the doctor fucked up the surgery.
>>752440920
Having workers is the last thing you should have at startup.
i sell kilos of weed every week. I've sold more than 100k worth of mdma, ket, coke and pills each and I only drink beer.
>>752449271
what the fuck is up with all the sink-pissers in this thread?
>>752449072
a femanon posted a similar story recently and she said even though she was mad at the guy she still fucks like crazy and fucks older men because she's always trying to replicate that experience for reasons she didn't understand. she also said even though it hurt when he was fucking her and she'd be angry at him, she'd run her pussy furiously until it hurt after he was done.
>>752449307
that sucks man? what are you doing now?
>>752449078
Get a bike and ride if you're less than 5 miles away. Most places of employment will have a shower on site. I did that for three years until I got all of my student loans paid off and had zero debt. Then I saved up and played 20% on my current house and got a motorcycle. My bycicle still has more miles than my hog, will for another year at least. Quads for days though.
>>752445812
Send them all to this:
8bfc51b5-3732-4531-b1a0-4d1f66527a9b
>>752449089
HOLY SHIT you could still see out of it?!?
This story just gets better and better.
I can see how that'd be upsetting though. It's a pretty intense situation to be in as a kid. You feel like its all you're fault but you're just too confused to understand the gravity of the bigger picture they're arguing about. Everyones stress response is different.
I took like for 4 months LSD every sunday, and sometimes in the week, like going to church. I've asked me a lot of questions, ¿why im so anxious or violent? ¿what is the meaning of ife?, etc. From that far i've learned a lot of things, but the most important is that sensation of intelligence in relantionship with the dairy living, so i kept or granted a great thing in my adventure of looking the human mind. I've seen, felt and been crazy stuff, like ilumination, energy animals, past life, unity, no time state, equilibrium and the most awesome one is when love comes with the understanding of "why are you so bitchy about life, you fucking bitch". And in the other hand i'm a disco photographer and i love my job, nice chicks, free drinks, awesome music, dance, nice people, backstage to smoke weed with the dj's and other artists. When you start find in you why are you so fucking stupid, then your life changes radically. ¿want LSD history? I'm in mood for write, my english it's not very good so i'll try to make it clear as possible.
>>752449393
*rub* her pussy
>>752445800
>>752449435
Working in Radiology at the local hospital. I just finished applying to the military.
>>752449383
at least 30% of people are sink pissers
they just never admit it except on /b/
>>752449072
lol what was the present?
I've had a large variety of jobs, all from alarm technician to warehouse and production worker to lighting techie. I also own 2 sugar gliders.
>>752441574
I just turned 36 and still live at home because I was a dope addict for 12 or 13 years. But anyway, about 6 or so years ago, I stopped wiping my butt with toilet paper after I poop at home. What I do is, after I shit, I turn on the sink, get some warmish water going, then reach back and wipe the shit off of my asshole with my bare hand while the water flows over it. After I feel it's adequately cleaned off, I take a bar of soap and scrub my asshole, still with my bare hand, still with my butt cheeks on the counter, with the faucet water running over everything. I scrub my asshole and my crack clean. When I'm done, I hop off the sink counter and wash my hands with the bar of soap. I then do a quick dry off with a towel, and I'm golden. No more stinky butt. No more itchy crack. Just fresh-from-the-shower cleanliness all day, errday. It has changed my life. No one knows my secret.
>>752449383
I'm the 2nd sink pisser in 108 posters.
>>752447016
why not quit your job and get a nice hobby like killing terrorist with armored lambos?
>>752449619
Does drunk sink pissing count as a full time sink pisser?
>>752448952
When I was thirteen I remember bumping into a kid at school. He was about to tell me watch where I was going. But then he saw my face and looked genuinely scared. I then said lemme guess you were gonna tell me to watch where I walk. I also said but let me tell you this before you say that how about you walk on my right side and not be a bitch. Girls also seem nervous talking to me still to this day.
>>752445329
Do you double check if it's loaded or do you hope that someone put a bullet in?
>>752440456
I have a top secret clearance and work as an electro mechanical engineer on the B-21 program. Took 10 years of working for shitty engineering companies to get a foot in the door with a big name company but it was worth it, I get to work on some pretty awesome shit.
>>752449450
thats the trouble i couldnt ride 30 miles there and 30miles back everyday, i have to juggle payments between loan repayments and mortgage, trouble is loan repayments seem to be more forgiving, but mortage is a fucking nightmare, they wont tolerate anymore late payments its a real shitty situation that you really wouldnt wish on anyone
>>752440456
>Be Canadian
>high functioning autistic
>get good grades
>be mentally and emotionally abused by stepfather
>become emotionally dead
>apply for University
>get in
>how the fuck do scholarships work
>>752449393
yeah, honestly, i have never had sex outside of the stuff he did to me. but if i had less self control i would probably be doing the exact same thing.
i was never really angry with him for what he did to me, not while i was happening. now, yeah, but then i was just confused and i wanted him to stop since it hurt but i also wanted to make him happy. he was abusive outside of this but my mental state went the route of like sem-stockholm where i just wanted to make him happy all the time no matter what
he showed me how to masturbate and once he did i did it while he was fucking me too, i guess it was just a way for me to turn something predominantly painful into something that was at least pleasurable. me and that femanon have a lot in common lol
At 16 I fucked my 34yo teacher saying that I fapped to her
>>752449741
that's 2 too many sink pissers
>>752440456
I have died twice in two separate incidents.
>>752449503
I personally don't believe that using drugs recreationally brings anything good into your life or teaches you things you couldn't know otherwise. I don't think it gives you a better perspective of the world, it just fucks your brain up. What would you say to disagree with besides your personally experience.
>>752449652
a polly pocket dollhouse
>>752449996
Well fuckin tell us then
>>752449996
That's nothing. I died three times in five separate incidents.
>>752450034
Personal experience*
i have £10 to last me till xmas and no work for 2 weeks...how fucked am I /b
>>752449857
what years did you have sex with him? do you still live with him?
>>752449772
Nah I doubt they're nervous. Just uncomfortable about the social niceties involved with asking about it. I mean it's a scar on your face. It's there. Everyone can see it (and they almost all uniformly agree it looks badass I'd like to mention). You of all people can understand how stressful it might be trying to think of the right moment to ask about it or what to say vs. what not to say. They're probably just sitting there worrying that they're going to offend you by looking at it too often ("or is it not enough? omg idk!") or making a joke that doesn't land ("and what if it offends him? what do i say then?"). The list goes on and on.
>>752449846
I know how it is, my parents lost their home because one tennant was a piece of shit and just left, they missed two payments and were almost instantly up to their ears in late fees and other shit. Zero tolerance from the bank. You can always file bankruptcy to get rid of your loan payments and lease a car. Your credit will suck for 7 years but you already have a home so you don't really need good credit. Assuming you can manage to save up a nest egg
>>752448617
F to your uncle.
He must've seen some shit to make him end up doing that. Did you know him? Was he a cool dude usually?
I post on 4chan
>>752444753
Thats hot
>>752449772
Best thing you can do is be comfortable with your condition, and hope it spreads to everyone else.
>>752448694
>me
Most of my acquaintances can't even bring themselves to ask me how or why it happened (ran into a column as a kid). But my friends crack jokes all the time about how I'm trying to weasel out of plans by faking a seizure etc. Just a matter of familiarity.
>>752450171
nah, i don't live with him anymore. i'm 18 now, stopped living with him when i was 13. the first time he fucked me was when i was 8 or 9, then sporadically up until i stopped living with him. i have gaps in my memory of my childhood, likely because of what he did, but i remember enough
I'm a crossdreasssing sissy who has a wife that's gets fucked by all my friends
20, in the Navy and im pretty sure I drove my first girlfriend to suicide
I had a chance to secure my future but i trusted the wrong people and had it taken from me. Now i´m trying to rebuild what i had.
i'm the other guy posting on this dang site
>inb4 global rule 4
>>752450184
i have considered that, but wont they take my home as payment? ive read all the fine print and it does say my home will be repo'd on mortage then i will be homeless which seems inevitable right now i seriously dont know what to do tbh, no bank will touch me right now
>>752445812
With a value of $10,000 use each. take a trip
>>752450179
You are right people don't try to look at it. Then if I see them doing it they look away like I'm going to be mad at them. And yeah it's hard for people to ask about it. That's why I bring it up if I see them look at it. One time I told this girl who matched with me on tinder "don't worry you should see the other guy" I internally Kek knowing he killed himself. She then said oh what happened. I lied and said I don't know that's why I said you should see him cuz I sure the fuck can't. She laughed . Long story short we hooked up and I got to scare her kid the next day. She didn't like that. Haven't seen her since.
>>752448193
Yeah, that's pretty much the problem
Having a routine and shit
I had a pretty good job when I was finishing university, got paid even better than my mom
Got kicked out because I was working too hard on my final project in uni, and sleeping 3 hours a day for months
Wasn't really focused on job
The shitty part is I was diagnosed with depression a year ago, started taking pills and all
I'm a proud motherfucker, one of the things I value the most in me is precisely that I'm smart, and I love reading so I know about a shitload of stuff
Taking depression pills I felt like I was getting stupid, my thoughts were slow, and I decided to be a sad but smart person rather than a happy dumbfuck
So that's pretty much it
>>752450442
did you get wet and have orgasms too? so you've never had sex with anyone else other than your dad? sorry if all the questions bother you. i'm actually fapping a little bit reading your story. i guess that's bad because 8 or 9 is way too young to start having sex i guess. i hope you can enjoy having sex though someday
>>752449203
Depends where he's selling them, butt wipe is more expensive in Alaska...
>>752450653
Talk to a financial advisor, if you have internet you should be able to get in touch with one for free. I'm not sure if bankruptcy will affect your mortgage, it shouldn't especially if your payments are current (save for that one missed one). It will just wipe out credit and loan debt. If your car still has payments you should be able to keep paying that loan as well if it's current. If your car and home are current then you could default on the other loans as opposed to bankruptcy. Will also fuck your credit but they won't repo anything unless the loan was directly related to said item. Talk to an advisor for help, they teach you the Pythagorean theorem in high school but fuck all about real life miney management, advisor might be able to get your shit straight.
>>752444502
Good job brando
>>752444352
Gonna need more info on the nude pics
I'm eating twizzlers rn ama
My dad tried to kill me when I was 4... grandmother walked in and found us. Both tried to cover it up and told me it was our little secret.
>>752450779
That is fucking hilarious anon. All of it.
That's the thing that sucks about the "am i looking at it too much?" dilemma. My best friend has a pretty severe lazy eye and he's insecure as hell about it. So when anyone notices it, he notices them noticing and THATS what upsets him. That they didn't have the courage to just look at it, ask whats up, and let it be that. But people who just met him ask me "how many times is it ok to look at it?" and I just shrug. For some people, looking too much is offensive. For some, not looking at all is. And even still, for others, looking but trying to look like you're not looking is offensive. What sucks though is that the only way to get people comfortable with it is to joke about it, but then they're uncomfortable about the jokes because they don't know if laughing will offend you too. It sucks.
Had a long-term sexual relationship with a 17 y/o girl when I was 42. Bailed for the college years. Hooked up again a few years ago and married her.
She's 30 now, I'm 53.
Not a big dick, not overly rich. We have no kids, decent jobs, money in the bank, spend our cash on ourselves and have traveled the world together. Everyone else we know is bogged down with kids, ex-spouses, debt, and bullshit.
Life is good.
>>752451454
Fucking exactly. Suck it the fuck up and ask me how I got these scars. Insert Joker.png
>>752449172
The same is also literally true about shit.
>>752447234
what state?
>be dating this girl for a month
>realise that she is a skitzo and her parents don't believe what she says at all
>she starts withholding sex
>rape her several times a day for a couple weeks and dump that ass
>she goes around for a couple of weeks telling her parents and friends that i raped her
>no one believes her and people start to stop being friends with her because they like me better
>every time i see her now i just smile and wave
>i'm pretty sure shes close to killing herself
>>752451454
Also if im making a joke about it laugh. Im giving you permission to laugh. If you don't it gets more tense and I don't like tense shit. I'm not saying something funny just so you have to keep a straight face. It's not a ylyl it's a ylyw in my book.
>>752450034
Of course it's not necesary, but its impressive ¿have you taken LSD, shrooms, etc? Drugs are not bad, the people who cosume and his fears and all the rest of patologycal stuff. It's not about "i believe", you are not dealing with facts, just opinios about something you might ignore, you should give a try, i was a religious person then i tried a LSD and the other stuff, well my life got a big fucking improvement. Nice job, nice social life, helping my family, etc Im telling my life expirience and how goes with the stuff i drained in the toilet, concepts, prejudices, fears, pain, etc. And don't compare how the other person is living his life, look at you and ask if you are free from bitching of life, dependency, emotional too, you can do it with out the drugs, ill hope you do really but its good too to take a step off of the square and maybe see the true of the meaningless of this kind of life. But ¡hey! you are going to die anyways so keep in mind other stuff.
>>752451727
>Isn't that amazing?
>>752451749
Georgia or Alabama. I can't remember a bunch but it was in a trailer park. She had a brother same age as me still sucking on a fucking pacifier.
>>752451454
Also thanks I thought someone might get a kick out of knowing that.
>>752449721
you could have just used cottenelle wipes
>>752440456
I go to /pol/ daily.
I don't hate Jews or Blacks
>>752450917
i had orgasms, yeah. around the age i was when this happened, some kids are getting the hang of masturbation anyways so that's not too weird biologically speaking
nope, never had sex with anyone else. i've had one boyfriend in the four/five years since i moved but i broke up with him because the relationship made me incredibly anxious, and i couldn't imagine ever doing anything sexual with him. probably because he wasn't old enough for my tastes... lol
it's ok that you're fapping tbh, i don't mind. if i masturbate to it why not someone else?
>>752451581
Is she still a good lay?
>>752451903
UGH Exactly! I wouldn't bother saying the joke outloud if I didn't expect someone to laugh at it. That's the whole fucking point. And theres no way to alleviate that tension once its there. If they don't laugh, the air is just permanently soured with "you freak me out". And what the fuck do you say to that? "Sorry my reality makes you feel weird"? Yeah, you're REALLY the life of the party then.
>>752449721
I just flush the poop and use the new toilet water to wash off my ads
I also piss in the sink
>>752452147
I bought baby wipes for awhile. Those are amazing. Honestly, I'll just go back to using them eventually. I don't like hopping my ass up on the counter every time. But I am pretty broke right now, I have been for awhile. Has to do with getting clean from the heroin and not working. When I'm earning a paycheck again and have disposable income, it's baby wipes all the way. I suggest everyone try it. Fuck dry ass toilet paper.
I am trying prostatic stimulation by myself and I fucking love it. I've told my gf to do it to me but she doesn't do it so fucking good as I do. I am straight as hell, I've never tried to have sex with a man and I have no interest on it for now but I think that prostatic orgasm are way better than usual orgasm.
>>752450568
Same here, it's rough.
>>752448694
Me too. Under conttol with meds. Born with it I guess.
What is freaky is I remember someone poking fun at me for it and a few years later she hit her head in a car accident and got it way worse than me.
I jerked off (aka fapped) a dog when I was a 12 year old girl.
It happened.
For real.
>>752452266
Yeah. Great kegel control on her. Feels like her pussy is sucking my dick.
>>752452458
Do you use a toy? What kind?
>>752451879
Courtney?
>>752452530
Is your name "Cannibal Cupcake" by any chance?
>>752452421
Wet the TP, I feel you though dry toilet paper feels awful and doesn't clean.
>>752452421
2nd best thing to wipes is using a dab of lotion. I used to carry little bottles around, just a drop on the dry ass tissue before you wipe.
alternatively when I'm out and didn't pack wipes or lotion I will grab a handful of paper towels and wet them in the sink so they're damp not dripping. it's a good alternative because sometimes you have to shit at walmart. even so you might start stealing dem paper towels for home wiping since you can't afford rich people butt wipes.
godspeed my clean assholed anon pals
I have an evil sister who killed her twin in womb. Tried to kill me with bottle as baby. Pushed me out of 2 story tree house. Choked me with dog wire till I blacked out. Broke my arm with car door on purpose. Broke lamp on my face in my sleep. Pissed on me once in my sleep. Pushed me out of the bed of a moving truck doing 45ish. She's an uneducated drug addicted prostitute who couldn't even kill her brother now.
>>752452458
>but she doesn't do it so fucking good
the only way to have a girl do it is with a strap on
>>752452921
poetic justice
>>752452259
that's too bad. that guy must have had bad blue balls the whole time lol. it's kind of a fantasy of mine to find a girl like you and fuck her and make her mind off relive those experiences. not in totally bad way if you know what i mean. like i think girls that have your same experience just have some mix of pleasure and fear in those memories but hopefully not super traumatic. i guess it's kind of a weird fantasy, sort of like a power/dominance thing of a woman feeling like a little girl. thank you for telling me your story though. i find it very hot.
>>752451180
thanks anon, seriously feels better already just talking to you, dont want to sound dramatic but im so close to just shooting myself because i cant seem to see a way out and i'd rather die than be homeless
>>752452921
apparently she couldn't kill her brother then either
I've been in 2 Nationally touring bands that never really went anywhere. I work for a living now.
Im currently 21 finishing up at community college looking to eventually get a bachelors in finance so I have more capital to invest.
Since high school, I've sold exotic animals on craigslist (particularly reptiles) to make extra money on the side. Ive sold everything from ball pythons, to retics (15+ foot long snakes) to hedgehogs, lizards, axolotls, etc.. and have probably made around 20,000$ from doing this, which isnt too much since it was over the course of 4 years and a Mc'frycook makes like 12k a year.
I love to learn but I feel school is draining me of all my passion. As a side note, I rap just for shits and I expect you guys who havent heard me to automatically assume its on some cringey shit, but people have been genuinely touched and ive Ive been told more than once that Im best theyve heard in person which always resonated with me. Which is funny because all I do is freestyle. I love doing it so much I guess that's my real passion but i guess im too much of a pussy to drop everything im doing to pursue something as seemingly silly as a rap career. The only reason it's even on my mind is because you should see some of the reactions I get. But reality gives no fucks, And since my mom died 7 months ago yesterday (april 28th) , I feel this weight on my shoulders to cut the kid shit and succeed in school and therefore in life. I guess all of this uncertainty just stems from being young and not knowing what the fuck im supposed to do with my life.
>>752452684
No, no way. In fact, not a bitch. I hate them.
>>752443018
PIcs of those creampies?
>>752452487
That sucks to hear, for both of you guys. Karma's a bitch sometimes but honestly I wouldn't wish this condition on even my worst enemies. Its overwhelming sometimes, to say the least. But I'm one of the unlucky ones with a bi-polar dual diagnosis so there's a bit more symptoms presenting in my case. The hallucinations are the worst part. The feeling of doubting your own grasp on reality is just...ineffable. But I can't tell which one is causing them at this point. Or could it be the medication itself?! Just want answers.
>>752452616
Just my fingers and some lub. I've read that it's a lot better with toys but I am just a beginner hahah
>>752453165
Saved and texted to her.
>>752440456
I played strip monopoly with my sister and her friends.
>Debt was paid with clothes after you ran out of cash.
>You could mortgage your properties for cash.
>Couldn't earn clothes back.
>If you had no money and were in debt to someone you could pawn off a piece of clothing
>The clothing was given to the player who needed to be paid.
>>752441942
Style, period, culture?
>>752445094
? Video games are cheaper, faaaar cheaper per round. Real is more fun. Video games dont smell or get hot or let you actually feel recoil and the sound.
And you actually filed for a tax stamp, and let that bitch be a safe queen?
WTF anon?
>>752453223
>I love to learn but I feel school is draining me of all my passion.
school is about proving you can jump through hoops, not learning. you're correct to feel the way you do, but do it anyway.