In this thread, /b/ lives in the same house.
great so we hear all the traps docking?
>>752438471
docking makes a noise?
Who ate my fucking sandwich
Well, might start cleaning my pubes out...
Guys...? I think the oven just got on fire...
Stop downloading so much fucking porn you faggot, you're killing the bandwidth.
>>752439314
Switch to fiber
>>752439314
Netcut those fagolas
>>752438137
why am i the only one paying bills you fucking degenerates?!
>>752439474
C'MON, ATLEAST JEREMY GIVES YOU A BLOWJOB EVERY NOW AND THEN
Anyone know what a gril smells like?
>>752438724
You shitstain, that was my last 2 weeks old sandwich.
>>752439785
perfume and farts
>>752438137
I wanna know who keeps eating my damn Cheese its
>>752438547
not if the penis is feminine.
>>752439571
jeremy doesn't pay any attention to my sack--mediocre at best
>>752439785
Hai guise, Pepe said I could crash on the sofa for a while.
GUYS! I SEE SOME NIGGERS YELLING SOMETHING OUTSIDE AT US!
>>752439892
Nice
>>752440364
'course Dolfy
Guys, I accidentally the entire toilet.
Who fucked with the thermostat?
What would /b/'s fridge be stocked with? My guess is cum jars and cucumbers
this fag just an heroed, shamefur dispray, who wants his room?
>>752440707
Don't forget frozen poop condoms
>>752440674
Hey, it was too hot here
>>752440707
better question is, what's the basement stocked full of
>>752440762
I'm taking his room, bitch.
>>752440707
Dont forget the jars of pickled dingleberries
/b/ freezer?
>>752440426
Thankfully I have my collection of snow globes to throw at them.
And a few used diapers in the freezer.
GET MY GIANT MILITARY GRADE SLINGSHOT READY, BOIZ
IT'S TIME
>>752440631
That's gonna cost money to clean up...
>>752438547
BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>752440982
CALL THE (You)s
>>752440884
Cool, a bear! Wanna dock?
guys why are there federals outside?
Imma need help putting up the chistmas light swastika on the roof, can 14 of you /b/tards help me?
>>752441204
I will handle this.
>>752441204
i reported us to the feds
>>752441289
You got any fuckin' eggnog?
can you PLEASE not jack off in the shower? it's bad enough we all have to fucking live here together. lets TRY to respect each other. and i swear to god if i catch whoever has been sneaking my booze we're having a friendly chat.
>>752441292
Step aside, amateur.
>>752441289
Of course! Lemme just find the SS dingadong..
>>752441459
shut up you little bitch, or i will rip your ass apart!
>opens refrigerator
>only cans of mountain dew and jugs of fermented cum
fucking anons
Alright goys I ordered pizza but I'm short $40
*me every morning*
who smoked my weed?
>>752439785
a dumpster full of old sushi on a hot summer day.
Oh hey! I found a box of cheese its!
>be me
>live a floor below pole
>Always hear stomping of hobnailed jackboots above me while I try to sleep
>mfw
I need some help guys...~
>>752441225
Alrighty anon, story time.
WHICH OF YOU AUTISTS GOT US IP BANNED FROM E621??!??
>>752441760
*cough* RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>752438137
Anyone wanna pk? meet me w318 edge
Those are some good pills, lads...
Can you imagine the war between the Trumtarts and the Demotarts in the house? I'd watch this with popcorn, trowing bats at the losing camp.
Who left their piss jug in the kitchen?
>>752440426
then when the dogs bark they get mad at us. i'm sick of these fucking porch monkeys. the dog is just doing her job.
Which boards are our next door neighbors?
>>752438137
ffs niggers!
Who's been using my tampax?!
>>752442214
/pol/tards on the left and /k/ommandos on the right
>>752442120
Bryan, once again...
>>752438137
Does anyone remember how many warnings we have left until we get evicted?
What are we up to tonight?
>>752442589
I think we're already past the point of no return..
>>752439401
as if that would make a noticable difference in /b/ mansion ...
we would probably need out own serverfarm in the basement for a local intranet . on the plus side we could skip on central heating .
i brought jelly beans and the complete series of Buffy
>>752442589
No fuck given, Sheldon's parents are gonna pay the rent again
>>752442736
Fuck you Marcel
>>752442799
NASCAR is NOT A CRIME
Is that weird that I want to see this happens for real now?
>>752442949
No, you are not alone. I would sell my kidney for that.
>>752442928
WE WANT TO WATCH SOCCER!!!
>>752442646
OK good because about half of the bathroom ceiling has fallen in, I have no idea how it happened...
>>752441664
hey i'm ordering a pizza. what do you want on i- oh god. i'm going to the bar again tonight.
>>752442949
>>752443009
3rd wall you fucks, stop spoiling it
>>752442949
>>752443009
Nope, Im an old cunt and it would be funny as fuck
>>752443138
There's always that one cunt in the house
Alright faggots, who jacked off into my socks.
>>752438137
i smoke that stuff too
>>752443305
sup man what if i was it
hope u dun hav a prublem nigga
guys, help, i smoked three marijuanas and i think i overdosed
>>752443237
Those two have been pissing me off for weeks, I'm sure one of them is taking my estrogen and I know 2 needles are missing.
>>752442599
masturbating to traps and pictures of blue anthrapomorphic horses with cocks, obviously.
>>752443591
Ooopsie
>>752443761
Ok guise, leave me alone tonight, honey boo boo is coming over
Are grills allowed in the crib?
>>752438137
FFS TURN DOWN THE FUCKING K-POP YOU WEEABOO WEIRDO
>muh high functional grand tourismo optimus priem
>every day akward silence with housemates
>no social life
Degenerate piece of shit, off yourself
>kys pls k tnx bye
Can we watch something other than weeb shit tonight guys? I'm tired of missing the Wheel
>>752438137
HELLOOO I'M THE HOUSE LIBERAL. EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR HILLARY GTFO
>>752438137
Who shit in merr terlet? Gazungas!
GUYS HELP ME! I'M TRIPPING TOO HARD!
Which one of you fuck nuts cut up the hookers and put them in the freezer? Cmon man...
>>752444777
Lucky trips witnissed
>>752444777
FUCK! He's double trippin', someone call Pepé he'll know what to do, he's probably in the sauna with Wojak
>>752444073
Yes, I will not use lethal force I promise ;)
Anyone up for some..?
Okay, 'fess up, who was the last one out there?
>>752444777
>I gotchu fam, want some ketamine?
>>752444777
Holy Tits
I've got this
My naked body will help
>Anyone up for some Risk? DIBS ON GERMANY!
>>752438137
ITT: faggots
>>752444777
He's actually trip n' to hard. Looks like b house is officially having a party
>>752444526
Shut the fuck Alayne!
>>752445353
Shit, there better be enough place in the backyard coz of all the dead anons this party's toll
>>752445044
Come on Steven, don't be a prick!
Your dubz say yes, my arse says no
>>752445394
YOU'R THE ONE SHOUTING! LEAVE ALAYNE ALONE!
Welcome home everyone
Who ate all of my chicken tendies?
>>752445044
>count me in B/ro... I've got some shrooms if ya'll want?
>>752445531
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SORRY
>>752444777
Quick! Someone put a dick in his mouth!
Who in the fuck spilt my milk of chocolate?
>>752445644
Shaniqua, go back to brixton!
You probably stole those dubz
>>752445784
ME, FAGOLA!
>>752445784
That was NOT chocolate milk mate...
Hey, did /k/ make brownies again?
>Guys we have someone very important comming, clean the fucking stairs..
Hey guys I have a buy 1 get 1 free coupon to subway, who is coming with me? NO MEAT ALLOWED!!!
>>752446258
Can I slide my meat into you though?
>>752446359
Sorry, I may be a gag, but I am not a bottom.
ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>752446691
/house
>>752438137
I've invited some friends over, hope you don't mind.
>>752446691
they can't even afford real ventriloquism dummies in persia. that must be exhausting.
>>752440574
She has no tits
Who killed my cat? AND WHY IS THERE MORE CATS THAN YESTERDAY IN THE HOUSE? Where does all these cats come from?
>>752447322
God knows..
>>752443571
I'll grab the naloxine!!!
>>752440955
Evicted
>>752443556
Blaze
I told you not to drink my Snapple, Kevin. This hurts me more than it does you, but ...
>>752448006
EVICTION NOW
>>752448006
YOUU FUUUUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Let's do a rulebook:
- Fuck your political opinions
- Don't fuck anything under 16
I think that's it?
>>752448537
Fuck everything over 90
Anyone wants some candy?~
>>752441879
judging from the background, it's a failed police raid in brazil
I'm hungry, lets take a trip down to flavortown! or buffalo wild wings
>>752441879
police raided a drug dealers house.
anyone want some of the pancakes i made?
>>752449243
how come gore and gay porn/tranny shit doesnt really bother me but this shit grosses me out uncontrollably
Which the fuck used the last of the toilet paper. And the hand towels. AGAIN?!?!
>>752441371
1:1 Bourbon ratio, please.
Okay guise I have a girl coming over. I'm gonna need you all to not embarrass me.
If anyone touches my Lego collection again I'm going on an Archer-tier rampage
>>752448537
If you use the last of it, replace it.
If you care about it, write your name on it.
Friends cannot stay longer than two nights without a majority vote.
Bud light is forbidden.
Cigarettes outside, out the window, or into the bathroom vent only.
>>752441459
Shower sandals. Jesus man, grow up and spend some time in jail
>>752442488
I NEED that!!
For science...
>>752442705
This guy gets it. Plus the 1000 Watters in the basement. And attic. And can we run ducting from the garage? And shed?
DO NOT TAKE THE BLUE ACID!!!
THATS IT!!!!! I AM SHOOTING EVER FAG IN THIS ROOM WITH MY PISS WATERGUN......MY PISSGUN!!!!!
Guys.....there is something at the window.
I brought some soda, halp urselvs anons
>>752451517
Get your grape soda and Gtfo, we only drink code red mountain dew here.
Can you guys stop shouting? I can't hear myself think. And stop torrenting during peak hours goddammit, I'm trying to play dark souls!
>>752443048
>t.eurofags
Which one of you assholes took my dragon dildos out of the dishwasher?
>>752452047
I thought they were cat toys.
moot has been out for a very long time, im beginning to worry
Can you guys knock it off? I'm trying to sleep here
>>752452552
Last time I seen him, he was shaking hands with some chink.
Yo, has anyone seen my weed? I paid fucking $40 for that shit.
>>752444777
I'm laughing my ballz off!
>>752452989
Sorry. I threw it out. I hate how you stunk up the house
