Ass Jazz from my pooter tooter
Logging in, lots of immature logless shills today
>>752436279
I say, how awful
>>752436433
Logged
Nostalgia thread? I may have some
>>752437245
me too
>>752437245
>>752437287
stick stickly
>>752437322
Summer camp memories
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>>752437392
>>752437322
Logged and clogged. You'll get a kick out of this.
>>752437423
PARP
HONK
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>>752437510
>>752437549
>>752437574
>>752437456
KEK
>>752437609
>>752437628
Gem stuff, right?
>>752437683
love the nostalgia stuff
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>>752437779
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>>752437808
>>752437792
those were /are nasty
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>>752437853
my cousin skeeter?
>>752437853
>>752437778
for you!
>>752437856
>>752437901
Yep
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>>752437962
his room was the best
>>752437873
Wat do they be anon?
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>>752438005
just straight sugar sticks basically. ever had neco wafers?
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>>752438033
>>752438070
>ever had neco wafers?
those things are scary
>>752438033
>>752438122
lol how so
>>752438178
They taste like chalk from the 1890s
Necco Wafers are a candy made by the United States-based New England Confectionery Company (Necco). Necco Wafers were first produced in 1847 and are considered by Necco to be its core product.[2] Each roll of Necco Wafers contains eight flavors: lemon (yellow), lime (green), orange (orange), clove (purple), cinnamon (white), wintergreen (pink), licorice (black), and chocolate (brown). The ingredients in Necco Wafers are sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, gums, colorings, and flavorings.[3]
This is a good thread aside from the Andy Sixx posts.
Vin Scully is 90 today.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINNY
>>752438536
(to the tune of the Gumby theme song)
Once there was a little green ball of douche
LOGBOY
>>752438566
>>752438598
>>752438575
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>>752438265
yeah man they fucking suck. that's what those chick o sticks are like
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>>752438381
happy bday Vinny
Yesterday i took an iq test but instead of the usual questions they showed me a Andy Sixx Meme and asked me to explain all of the jokes. Since i'm a genius I was easily able to do so. I explained all the references from the fact that "logg" is based off 4chan mythology, to the theory that Andy is inspired from a character in faggotory literature. As a result they told me I have an iq of 190 if not higher. I pity the peasants who think It's a show like any other.
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>>752438776
wow
>>752438814
>>752438847
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from corn, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Sixx’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)
>>752438898
Yesterday i took an iq test but instead of the usual questions they showed me a Andy Sixx Meme and asked me to explain all of the jokes. Since i'm a genius I was easily able to do so. I explained all the references from the fact that "logg" is based off 4chan mythology, to the theory that Andy is inspired from a character in faggotory literature. As a result they told me I have an iq of 190 if not higher. I pity the peasants who think It's a show like any other.
/b/ is being targeted by astroturf companies which have been hired by people with political interests to make you their personal army against /pol/. this would be serious news if any of the /s4s/ crossposters who dump porn here were any good at trolling. enjoy the fruits of the old/b/'s reputation until they figure out that your all useless faggots.
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>>752438953
Fucking a, bro.
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>>752439067
>>752439106
>>752438814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA33LOViUfw
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>>752439279
Michael... it's your mother. do the dishes and clean your fucking room
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>>752439433
>>752437683
oh fuck I nostalgia'd so hard
>>752439208
Grow up
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>>752439591
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>>752439433
Logged
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>>752439696
Rolling for. Deuce
This is a good thread aside from the Andy Sixx posts.
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>>752440052
u jus mad cuz we stylin on u
>>752440052
Your post ends on number two. Andy is King of number two's. Coincidence? I dont think so.
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>>752440201
Nice slidding with you cats today. Have a good one.
The lords work is done, The only thing left is op having to delete his posts to put new ones.
>>752440438
fuck you Mikey
>>752440438
Don't worry, new thread as soon as this 404s
As always :)
>>752435672
I just woke up from a coma. What's the rundown on this angel?
>>752441490
All explained here, my friend
https://shitlogof4chan.wixsite.com/logofshit/log-of-shit-news
http://log-andy.wikia.com/wiki/Log_Andy_Wiki
https://youtu.be/j68W7y4qvco
https://youtu.be/ZPFNB2oOM1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NAlu0UGBqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk8ESKRXkUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5Yz3_HaStM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKXMQEqerIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRS6nPu91yY
https://youtu.be/6d__Uq61XZo
https://youtu.be/DXu6Kd8rRTU
https://youtu.be/UptLe9y4_wg
https://youtu.be/xUAODdohl-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFnaZUAXopo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=227i-_wXep4
https://youtu.be/EmbUqArXfuA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16fUKJDfyjb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OJTzd0aWu8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rb1E8gQTGs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0theChY7198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0849TjsO9LY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D51oVpGhPk
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kuEmnswVkj
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y4TvM537Rn
>>752441741
Thanks fam
Dump
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over /b/ with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.
Butt pudding
I'm the anon from like 2 months ago who claimed to know animaterr man irl
I have an update.
He has ascended to legendary status in our school
The whole andy sixx meme has taken the school by storm, everybody is laughing about it and talking about it in the hallway.
Anybody who claims to like dani filth is harassed about why they wouldn't suck logs out of Andy.
Everybody knows who animaterr man is now, people just call him "that andy sixx guy", seen as a legend to school memelords
He was originally the only one writing stuff about the meme on bathroom walls, which are now called the "holy bathroom scriptures", but now a bunch of people are doing it and the school gave up on finding out who it was due to the frequency of it
holy fucking kek, ill update again if anything else happens
>>752443959
KEK
screenshotted for later threads
>>752435672
All jews are white. And, in fact, the most privileged whites.
>>752444242
Grow up
I've been drawing Andy and his logs of shit on bricks and stones with a sharpie and throwing them through peoples windows in my neighborhood
>>752444199
>>752446355
Logged
>>752446355
Kek
Brown eye guy
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooog
Make sure to get the next thread loggers, I need to take a quick lognap for an hour or two before I log back in
My boss found my Log folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw Andy Sixx skyrocket with his log worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped his log, I just like to save and document a lot of his logs I come across on these Andy Sixx threads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Andy Sixx guy?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on 4chan." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF LOGS OF SHIT CALLING THEM STEAMY, CREAMY, AND DREAMY AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than Andy Sixx bursts open the office door and starts DUMPING the boss' face in boiling diahrea while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as he presses his shitty hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. He begins hypnotizing him with his log into submission. The cream seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly Andy Sixx slaps him and says "Crown me and suck my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, Andy Sixx just jumps out the window and runs off.
My boss found my Log folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw Andy Sixx skyrocket with his log worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped his log, I just like to save and document a lot of his logs I come across on these Andy Sixx threads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Andy Sixx guy?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on 4chan." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF LOGS OF SHIT CALLING THEM STEAMY, CREAMY, AND DREAMY AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than Andy Sixx bursts open the office door and starts DUMPING the boss' face in boiling diahrea while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as he presses his shitty hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. He begins hypnotizing him with his log into submission. The cream seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly Andy Sixx slaps him and says "Crown me and suck my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, Andy Sixx just jumps out the window and runs off.
I've been on 4chan since '07 now and before everyone starts screaming 'troll' and 'copypasta' I know that I'm not an oldfag. Oldfags discovered 4chan 2005 and before. All this 'cancer' and 'lack of original content' is bullshit. /b is the best it's ever been and I'm going to show you why. Firstly, /b/ finally has a good userbase and more coming in every day. We have a diverse and interesting community and everyone seems to fit in and be able to find people they can relate to. Secondly the original content is fantastic. New memes like Boxxy, Advice dog variations (including regret guy), rage comics and making fun of minorities are funny as hell and represent what /b/ is best at. Copypasta isn't all that bad; it's what makes a meme and most of the time actually inspires new works of art. Thirdly 4chan finally has the recognition and fame that it deserves. Moot is a well-known name and 4chan has it's own wikipedia page for people to learn about our culture. We've even been on TV. I've even found friends that I've known for ages are actually /b/tards but we didn't know it; and anyone that doesn't know about it I explain to them what 4chan is all about and why they should participate. I love this place - 4chan is my home away from home and you should love it too. Peace
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over /b/ with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.
the cream...
>>752449418
the steam...
>>752449242
holy fucking kek
>>752449523
the DREAM!
LOG
O
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OF
F
SHIT
H
I
T
Poop eat
plop
5 6 7 8 who do we appreciate?
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a log, slidding down your throat - forever."
-George Orwell
1984
>>752449677
>>752451499
Logged
Brown stink
Anal goodness for the soul