There's no possibility you can top my NEET level: >27
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
There's no possibility you can top my NEET level:
>27
>casually dating a 2/10 no lifed NEET needy inexperienced bitch just so I can fuck a wet hole
>no job
>$1600 per month of welfare money for the last 4-5 years
>lack of motivation to do anything productive at all
>mad and disappointed every day
>deformed manlet makes any girl over 5/10 avoid me like the plague
>ephebephile
>extremely hard to concentrate on anything that doesn't give me pleasure
>family broke living month to month
>cannot even look a girl my own age in the eyes without looking away
Top this and I'll suck your balls
>>752434610
>25
>at least 7.5/10 or better
>buff
>big awesome dick
>make 800 a month working my ass off
>got my first boner in church, fucked me up real bad, only get horny in semi religious situations.
>no ass in 8 years
>was 250 lbs but down to 160 due to hunger
fuck you, you pussy getting fuckwad
>>752434881
>you are deformity free
>you are younger (thus still have time to change)
>buff
Go out and talk to girls u sacka crap. Trust me, fucking a 2/10 inexperienced girl is more work than its worth. If it wasn't her willingness to experiment and allow me to blow loads in her mouth whenever I want (she worships me) id have moved on
>>752434610
> Parents were awful people, I pretty much had no chance in life
> through high school I developed a great personality, good looks, charisma, people believed in me, my parents stopped being as mean to me I guess cuz they finally had something to be proud of.
> On tennis team, yearbook staff, awesome gf, elected class notable
> Get into drugs, then sent to alternative school, list EVERYTHING.
> Parents mean to me again. Life is awful.
> Mom loses mind to craziness, talks to some entity that 'steals her energy' would wake up in the middle of the night to her screaming, had little brother I had to protect her from which was the most important thing in my life
> She takes every dime I made, even takes my car, ruins my credit, puts car in my name I can't afford and gets reppoed while she still had my old car.
> Working carpentry, 19, life is hell somehow I'm still hopeful
> Finally get away from her, live with my brothers dad, first day I moved in I sat down on my new bed looked at wall and fucken balled from the happiness/sadness. I'm balling right now thinking about it.
> Get gf, new job and life together.
> Great job, everything is awesome for a few years
> Get addicted to heroin
> Lose job 3 months ago
> Savings dwindling
> Still addicted to heroin
Idk wtf I'm gonna do. I want to kill myself so badly but my GF won't leave. I couldn't leave her to clean up my mess or be attached to me. I turned into a monster just to scare her away and soon I'm gonna have to do it any way. Just wish she'd listen. Idk if it sucks worse to have not tried from stupidity or to have achieved then lost it all from stupidity. Whatever case, I'm confident I dug myself out of one of the deepest holes on this site, and I just don't know if it's in me to do it again. I needed that cry though. And this next line.
>>752436610
>>752434610
1. you get $1600 a month? you've got it made, dickbag. i make less than that and i work, hard.
2. if any girl over a 5 avoids you, then upgrade your 2 to a 5, some chicks like manlets, you're like a chihuahua to them.
>>752435668
Fucking nigger, I talk to gal's all the time. They're so fucking empty and sick, it's disgusting and I don't know how they can live with themselves. They just want to get blasted by whatever dick consequence free while getting free shit
>>752437272
Thanks.
>>752439376
>>752436610
Just become a sissy and take loads in your mouth/ass already. What are you waiting for? Black men have been waiting for you.
> 45
> on /b/ right now
I think I've made my case.
hahahaha fucking manlets WWTL
>28
>virgin
>literal micropenis (1.5 inch erect)
>5 foot 2
>goblin-like face
>redicule at work by coworkers
>unrequited love
>>752436610
>Great job, everything is awesome for a few years
> Get addicted to heroin
Woah that's a leap wtf happened?
>>752440858
that's pretty bad, mate.
>>752436610
Sorry to hear that, man. Serious question though: what were you expecting to happen once you tried heroin, especially coming from a broken home?
Did you just think you were invincible and addiction happens only to other people?
>>752440209
>> 45
> on /b/ right now
>I think I've made my case.
Eh, honestly kids on /b/ make fun of us geezers for being on 4chan. But really it's when you're in your 20s that you should be out living it up.
So it makes me laugh when people try to make fun of me, because they have this belief that their life is going to magically change in the future and they won't be shut-ins, when really being a shut-in in your 20s is basically a life long sentence because you will have missed out on building a great career and finding your perfect wife before someone else does.
>>752438818
That's because only trashy people will talk to you, female or male.
If you don't find motivation, then you accept your fate and it to continue, if you really want to change, you can change everything, you have internet, start learn or die like what you want to do
Ask for working in a farm
>>752434610
>>752440858
You cant be a NEET if you're old you faggots, you're just losers. Huge difference.
>>752442190
Not true at all.
I changed when i was 38.
I never even talked to a girl or had a job before then. Now I'm dating girls in high school and got enough money to where i don't really even need to work.
>>752434610
the fuck is ephebephile
>>752434610
>There's no possibility you can top my NEET level
Pfff.... NONE of you can fuck with me.
>33
>still live at parents in trash ghetto
>still attending university in hopeless pursuit of worthless degrees
>work part time here and there
>never had a gf
>no friends
>balding
I turned tired over the years. Nothing I ever did lead to something. At least I'm still healthy.
this thread
>>752434610
>25
>stupid, fat, ugly
>no friends
>small cock
>phimosis
>a bit pedo
>erectile dysfunction
>>752441400
Idk man. When I was young I used drugs very responsibly (if that's a real thing). I mean, drugs did get me through some hard times, and made some good times even better. I guess I got caught up. I've always been the person in my life to guide, this guy pretty much says it:
>>752441954
And yea I did man. Honestly I didn't know what addiction was. I didn't know withdraws actually existed. I woke up one morning after doing it a few days, called a friend asking if the H is the reason I feel so bad, he said yea dude thats withdraws. Been stuck since. Luckily I never took a needle. But still it's hard for me to shake it. I live in a shit town of Alabama. The people here are awful. In so many ways I am a dulling ball of light giving way to the crushing cold dark world that exists around me and I truly want to implode for the last time I shine a goddamn beam through it's fucking void.
>>752434610
jesus christ you nearly described my boyfriend except hes 30 and doesn't get welfare, if you didnt say those things i would think you were him
i am also a 2/10 NEET high school dropout mentally ill gf
>neet
>has a gf
>>752444216
where did he meet you? i want to pick up a 2/10 neet waifu and fuck our problems away
>>752444102
+
>no money or job cause im to dumb and lazy to change something i get money from parents so survive
>>752443338
>Now I'm dating girls in high school
Sorry to be the first person to break it to you, friend, but if you're in your late 30s/early 40s and dating girls in high school you are a hardcore loser.
And a criminal. So good luck with that.
are you me?
>>752443388
it means attracted to adolescents, like 14-18 year olds.
>>752444360
tumblr, shouldnt be hard to find girls like that on there, most are fucking desperate
>>752443140
NEETs of any age are losers. And you don't have to be young to be NEET. It literally just means that you're Not in Education, Employment, or Training.
>>752440858
are you me? my bird is 5in erect, and i'm only 5'1...but pretty spot on
>>752436610
Serious question how retarded must someone be, to try heroin? Everyone knows how bad it is. Without exceptions. Yet you shoot it into your venes? What kind of fucked up person are you?
>>752434610
hey I'm a NEET but I have hopes of changing my life around. Plan on starting school in a year or two to get my masters.
>>752444641
post body pics, i need to see how far down a 2/10 is
>>752436610
You can quit the heroin bro, it's hard but many have been successful. Avoid resorting to suboxone or methadone if you can. Kratom can be helpful for many but be careful with it as well. You have a chance to turn your life around, you can do it.
>>752444858
I tried smoking heorin. It didn't really work for me.
>25
>Handicapped, no chance at anything.
>gg
>>752444931
>Plan on starting school in a year or two to get my masters.
that's what everyone says about starting a masters kek
Then suddenly it's 8 years later amd whoops, no masters.
>>752444858
they say heroin is rampant in my area, but i've been looking for it and haven't found shit.
>retarded
no, Opiates are the only thing that makes me feel good and i also want to die
>>752434610
>18
>6'3
>200lbs, average/muscular
>8.5/10 face
>been seeing this girl and she just wanted the d but i wanted to take it slowly
>3rd time sleeping over at her place and she pulled my hair and shouted "YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK ME RIGHT NOW"
>after sex she told me she has been dating a guy for a year and this was the first time cheating on him
>potential gf down the drain...
>>752445220
You should tell the dude. Remember the bro code.
Do onto other dudes as you would have dudes do unto you.
>>752444996
im exaggerating a bit on 2/10, i think im average really (maybe even higher if you are into pink haired girls into japanese fashion) but i have serious mental health issues that make me a -10/10 to most people so theres that
>>752445178
You son of a bitch the reason you want to die is because you use heroin. Why dont you get on your fucking feet, start working, make some children and live life beautifully?
Yet you use heroin how dumb are you? I know that life is not easy. But fuck it I am gona fight and bite to have it easy in the future. I am so happy when I read books, when I play games or other usual stuff Alhamdulillah.
It´s this what makes life great. Just seing a beautiful moon at night, a great sunset, having a good conversation. Life can be fantastic with such normal things. Yet you cry around, use heroin and just be a pathetic piece of shit.
look at this >>752438634
and now look into a mirror and tell me what kind of a bitch you are.
>>752445533
>maybe even higher if you are into pink haired girls into japanese fashion)
what the fuck you are turning into my dream girl
how did he do it anon, did he slide into ur inbox with a dick pic or something, i need to know
>>752434610
>23
>virgin
>no money income at all
>1k€ savings left, enough for 3 months
>Family thinks iam still in college
>didn't leave my home for 2 years unless absolutely necessary (groceries)
>Sleep 12+hours a day
>Waste the other half of the day with videogames and browsing, not as entertainment, but as a way to kill the time
>barely eat, barely move
>I have good episodes sometimes where iam nearly functioning like a normal human being
>In those episodes i usually get a job
>which i lose a few days later when it gets worse
>the episode are becoming increasingly rarer
>>752445808
you have depressions. Go to a doctor and let him give you some antidepressants
>>752445797
we first met when i asked him if there was a point in downloading the first artificial academy if i have artificial academy 2, that was in 2014 a year before we got in a relationship
we became friends and learned we have a lot in common (mental illness, both dropped out of school before 9th grade, similar tastes in music and movies, love for weird porn and JAV)
i think you just have to be really lucky to find someone who matches you perfectly, but if you just want some desperate girl tumblr is great for that
>>752434610
>>ephebephile
You deserve dirt. I hope your welfare gets cut
>>752446121
When iam good i don't need a doctor.
When iam bad i don't leave my home.
>>752434610
>not a virgin
fuck off normie
>>752445685
lmao anon I don't use heroin. I have only used oxys. two years ago. I've been clean since. I still want to die. I work two jobs. Thanks though.
>>752446218
Bitch listen. It is normal that people with depression are good sometimes. But the depression takes over again. You need to see a psychatrist belive me. Just imagine that you could be happy or "good" like you say it but always. Go see a doctor dude.
>>752446470
I thought you are OP. Hey man if you want to die why dont you go and die?
>>752446549
My poor mother would self destruct. Her mom killed herself. If I killed myself, I am almost positive I would kill her and destroy the lives of what little family I have.
>24
>Live with GF and two other roommates
>GF is 4/10 cute but chubby
>Have job but hate my boss (Longest job I had was 6 months)
>Live ok but always want more
>want to fuck my roommate but can't
>I'm 5 ft 6
>4.5 inches
>Buff but eat shitty foods
>Trying to become better but first I gotta try to try.
>>752446790
then you have a reason to live. For your mother alone it´s worth it. The most loyal the most caring person you have and ever will have bro. Care good for her.
>>752434610
>18
>still in high school
>in the top 15 of my class
>fucked 3 girls
>gotten head from 7
>huge pothead
>browse 4chan
I guess life could be worse
>>752446144
>if there was a point in downloading the first artificial academy if i have artificial academy 2
what the fuck, qt neet waifu who likes ILLUSION games?
do you also cosplay as a hobby and live in Ontario?
you're like 80% towards being my perfect fantasy gf
>>752443338
>752440858
I wish I was you
>>752446982
>>I'm 5 ft 6
>>4.5 inches
>>Buff but eat shitty foods
i have similar build, but no GF, i think my expectations are too high, how bad is your gf?
>>752447157
>REEEEEEEEE
>NORMIE SCUM GET OUT OF LONELYFAG THREAD
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>752447130
Thank you for posting, for real.
>>752438489
>work, hard
sucker
>>752445220
You got lucky you didnt ever start dating her. obviously she is a self loathing cheating psychopath whore. trust me, you dont want to get involved with that type of woman. just be happy you got your dick wet and didnt get her pregnant.
>>752448000
most neets are just people who don't apply themselves enough or in the right way
I think I can top ya, OP.
>22
>dropped out of highschool in grade ten. Have a massive gap in my resume so getting a job is out of the question.
>cut off contact with everyone I know
>live with parents
>manlet. 5'4
>spend my days sleeping, fapping, eating, drinking, and then falling back asleep
>still get in screaming matches with my parents
>severe fapping addiction. Will fap at least four times a day
>penis is losing sensation and is bent in half.
>fart fetish
>inflation fetish
>every day I'm haunted by the cringy shit I've done throughout my life
At the very least I can say that I've had sex with a 7/10 thicc girl.
>>752447727
i dont cosplay because i dont have the money, the best thing i have is a decent looking basic school uniform exactly like the pic, also im not as much into anime/manga as i used to be and prefer japanese cinema and JAV
i still like illusion games though! i have honey select and i recently downloaded playhome but i havent installed it yet
>>752448962
Is your relationship online only? or was the seifuku your bf's idea?
>>752448753
pics of the girl or gtfo
>>752449145
no actually, we live together now (in my parents house) but we met online
the seifuku was my idea
>>752449470
are u guys both still neets? who takes care of the money?
also pics pls
>>752434610
op what is a 2/10. picture fucking please.
>>752434610
>25
>barely half into my career after 7 years
>depression and drug abuse
>living off mom
>dating a minor
>casually sell weed
>practice martial arts and pretend everything is fine
is not i don't even have 1 decent pair of shoes.
>>752449561
yeah we both live off my parents money for basic things like food, we want to move out though and next year we will try to find something but im not going to do anything if its not working from home
>posting selfies on /b/
>>752447925
She's not bad she's smart and cute but yeah I'm not really into heavier girls so I'm not aroused by her and the sex is basic cause I'm not into it
>>752449991
can't tell if you are an asshole or really gangster to take money from your mom and sell weed on the side.
>>752448753
Massive gap on resume? Dropped out of high school? Those are your excuses?
Pfft, don't people lie on their resumes anymore. Nobody checks to see if your education is real, unless you're applying for a trade or going to work at a bank. Everywhere inbetween will take your "blah blah diploma from blah college" at face value.
Gap on your resume? Fucking lie about it. Say you were a freelancer or contractor. Get your friend or family or lonely fat girl at the diner to act as your reference.
Take it from someone who never finished high school and spent 5 years in prison. Get a criminal record (something most employers in the US check for) and then complain. But despite that I still work somewhere closer to a bank than a trade.
(No girlfriend though, forever alone, etc.... that's why I'm in this feels thread)
>>752439440
great image, what is it from?
>>752442445
Nice
>>752450168
>b-b-b-but /b/ taught me all girls want to validate themselves
>>752434610
What the FUCK? Welfare over here is about 500 bucks/month.
>I hate you
>>752448753
dude you're a retard. you can get a job even with years of unemployment. just lie, say you were out of the country, or taking care of a sick parent or writing a book or being an artist or volunteering or you had your own business or worked selling shit for ebay or amazon...
you are still a manlet though, so there is that...
>Be me
>Fu Manchu
>a harem of hundreds of nubile young women
>ruler of the world
>no Internet
>>752451429
No You are not any the Ghandi.
>>752450977
>>752451426
Do businesses really not care? I feel like that's something that could bite me in the ass later.
>>752444149
>and made good times even better
Used to smoke weed all the time with friends, get high on codeine, Xanax, etc. It makes the good times with friends great, but when you step into the "I want to have a fun time by myself"... thats when shit hits the fan
I still drink alcohol alone at times but I've stopped doing the rest all together, with friends or on my own
>>752442503
No that anon is correct women are a cancer. For many many reasons
>>752451309
i have confidence issues like any other girl but i have no desire to put my picture on here for people i dont know/dont care about to circle jerk and tell me they think im pretty, nobody needs to know anyways
>>752444858
You must not have read the part when I said I've never used a needle you fucking moron. I don't know you, but there are a lot of things bad for you in many ways and I highly doubt you completely exclude yourself especially when you make the mistake of assuming I shoot. My life has been utterly broken dude. I really have tried. Heroin made me feel good, the truth didn't. Am I really the one that can't see the bigger picture here? People try heroin for many reasons, escaping from the reality that tells them not to is a goddamn good one.
>>752445077
I know I can dawg. As much as I have been through, I will say this has got to be the biggest thing to overcome. I'm not saying I'm too weak to either, I'm really in a battle with wanting to or not. My soul has been beaten and still pushed, but now it's tired and just wants peace. And I've honestly been saying that since the time I peaked at 23 with everything put together, now 25 at rock bottom again my mind hasn't changed. I want peace. Life is not fucking peaceful.
>>752436610
All you can do now is man up and try to change things before they escalate. Godspeed
>>752451636
i have a cousin that was in a similar situation a few years back
he applied for big chains for menial jobs, some of them are a pain in the ass like starbucks and expect their varistas to be fucking lawyers to get the job.
however many other don't even care. Just stay there until you have enough money to start your own bussiness.
>>752451636
no, not really. the workforce has become so lame and retarded (common core) and unmotivated, work ethic has been replaced with cell phone addiction, most of them pretty much just want someone who shows up on time and doesn't call in. It is hard if you don't know someone to get you in somewhere, but not that hard, you can always find a shit job somewhere and work your way up (or asskiss your way up if you are a real piece of shit). It isn't that hard, just put your fap dedication energy into it and don't reveal your inner cringelord...
>>752451999
>i dont know/dont care about to circle jerk and tell me they think im pretty
have you tried it? if you're not dog shit ugly it probably couldn't hurt
also check'd
>>752451636
if you're not too shady looking, you can fake a lot of work history bullshit.
just get some friends(lel) to give phony references when their HR department checks.
>>752452711
maybe when i was 14, but im nearly 20 i dont desire attention anymore. theres only one person i want telling me im pretty
>>752453076
that is weirdly sweet
>>752453236
i feel like most girls who arent attention whores feel that way, or maybe im wrong and im too much of a shut in to know anymore
>>752452572
>starbucks and expect their varistas to be fucking lawyers to get the job
? i used to manage a starbucks, it was easy, unless you're retarded or slow...and its 'baristas'.
>>752434610
>There's no possibility you can top my NEET level
>not a virgin
Well here's the validation you wanted, now get the fuck out
>>752453986
i'm sure i have some warped view of women as well from being a shut in, so whatever, it's both of us.
>27
>used to be decent in looks and popularity, but schizophrenia changed my life at 19
>burnt all of my bridges with my friends because of alcohol dependency
>severe side effects from the pills I was prescribed - gyno being one.
>not the best looker, probably could get a 5/10 if I did nofap and found a drunk chick -_-
>700 a month welfare
>lives with mom
>can't even get a mentally ill trap GF
>not even good at video games even though I play religiously
>>752453986
tits or gfto
>>752454442
anon, most people are shit in this world, but theres always a decent acting girl out there somewhere that will love you unconditionally, they just might not be exactly what you wanted but never know
>25 yr old NEET
>broke family, i live on the couch
>alcoholic fag fresh off my 4th or 5th serious relapse
>have not fucked in over 2 years
>barely even fap anymore
>litetally play vidya the 12 hours or sp a day im awake
>>752454877
i think you missed the point entirely but i can share jav tits which is better anyways
>2017
>still saying "tits or gtfo"
his sopping buttloaf
dotted with corn
slidding
>18
>about to be valedictorian
>varsity in three sports
>170lbs, 7% body fat
>9/10 gf
>fuck all the girls I want
>>752455057
>>752455400
thanks anon, one day i will have my qt neet waifu to fap to time stop videos with ;_;
>25
>kissless virgin
>no friends
>literally autistic, but not enough to get autismbux
>dropped out of college twice
>never had a job
>fat my whole life, now bordering on Walmart mobility scooter obesity levels
>live with dad
>no hobbies
>spend all day every day on 4chan for the last 5 years
>>752434610
>21
>broke as hell go to police like college in thrid world country (something you have to study to be a fed).
>used to be buffed in highschool, popular, charismatic, got a lot of pussy
>got fat and friends ruined my self steem
>my dad hates me.
>my mom is the best person in the world but they both have so little hope in me because my brother is an addict and dropped out of college
>got a cute girlfriend 8/10, she liked me because of who i am,
>she got pregnant 1 year ago, baby died.
>she got super depressed i actually got reliefed
>she left me
>my best buddy got killed by the cartels.
>i know who did it, cant do shit because third world countries and id probbly get myself killed too.
>i am the greatest student, but most of the time i dont have any money at all, cant go out with anyone because of this wich is just making my situation worse because no distraction.
> a couple weeks ago i got a call from an unknown number,
> it was a local drug dealer, he thinks im going to rat him out to the feds.
>starts making death threats involving my mom and sister.
>im only 6 months into finishing the course and become a fed to just drop out because of this kind of scum.
>actually afraid of losing my life, go to school on different paths everyday
>actually having to carry a gun, wich was from my friend, risking myself to get caught by local police and loose everything.
>>752456124
good luck anon, im sure theres a girl out there for you!
>>752434610
>26
>no gf
>never had a job
>no friends because only friend committed suicide
>tall but weigh over 400lbs so still fat af
>high school dropout
>no GED
>live with elderly parents
>spend every day fapping, drinking, and crying
>ur mom will die in her sleep tonight if u don't reply to this post
>>752438634
I was fapping when I opened this file
>23
>Kissless virgin
>No job
>Autistic to some length
>Found girl who I am not meant to be with, because reasons.
>Will probably die alone
>>752443140
What're you, retarded?
>>752443140
You're really gonna respond to a guy who has a job and tell him he can't be a NEET because he's too old?
>25
>never had girlfriend
>have okay job:$48,500. I barely got my bachelors so I had to settle for second place.
>moved to new city for above job.
>haven't made any friends in new city for over a year
>I haven't even tried to make new friends^
>Might get MBA, Fusion 360, or start learning SQL soon.
It really kind of sucks when such high expectations are placed on you and you fall short and people shake their heads. I'm good at some stuff and bad at others, but to more of an extreme than most people. It's really frustrating how well rounded you have to be in life.
>>752443468
>balding
So did I; exactly like Friar Tuck. So I shave myself hairless now. Not that it helps (nothing will).
If you get a 4yr degree you can get into management at the post office or a commission through any of the uniformed services.
Good luck.
>>752449991
>No good shoes
Unless you're a flaming metro, no one cares
>>752434610
multiple facial scars.
balding
Income level 0:
Fucking a Hispanic chick because she buys me food and small gifts.
Wealthy family. Still goes thru phases of starvation regularly.
Not a complete manlet, but not tall.
I go for women much older than me b/c they are easier to fuck. Cheat a lot on my gf. Think the women I fuck will stick around, but they never do.. THEY never do man. Heart broken so many times. And to top it all off I just found out that the jews want to kill my race.
Where are you where they give you 1600 a month? With that amount who wouldn't be a NEET? Living the dream.
>>752434610
>27
>8/10
>5'11
>above avg size uncut dick
>got my masters in physics
>9/10 qtpi gf of 5 years, 5'9, getting her phd in physics
>she was a star ballerina before college
>lady in the streets, freak in the sheets
>both been on meds for several years that level our heads and stunt our sex drives
>we're best friends, college sweethearts, in love, live together, unmarried, no kids, just a lovable dog and cat
>sleep in separate rooms now because we like our independence
>spend every day hanging out
>cook each other delicious healthy food, give each other massages
>we both keep our house clean
>she walks around our house basically nude
>both healthy besides minor medicated mental issues and normal adult shit
>parents own an online international startup
>theyre financially stable
>working for them remotely, 800$/month
>learning all sorts of career skills worth 50k+
>get along great with them
>no debt
>clean criminal record
>play video games and write fiction on my spare time
I could go on, but we both got lucky, I was even born pretty lucky, and we've also both worked our asses off our whole lives and it's paying off.
Shit got rough sometimes, but Im honestly counting my stars and hoping she doesnt randomly die in a freak accident.
>>752460251
>>27 learned jew physics.(not the real shit) The stuff that makes UFO level technology possible. will end up working in a field unrelated to me. taking drugs that take away lifes greatest pleasure even tho i'm with a super hot girl. Have a girlfriend that I treat like a family member most of the time because i've been so chemically castrated. No hope for reproduction because i'm on jew drugs.
Fixed it for you
At least on the surface everything seem fantastic i guess?
>>752460815
I applaud your effort, 5/10, we had the best sex of our lives for the first few years (before school got really rough), made our genitals bleed, only decent sex before we met, get to feel up hot girl you can only dream will look at you. i dropped out of the phd program before committing to research with 1 credit left, best decision of my life, dont want to be a physicist. No interest in reproducing, might adopt later tho
Financial, emotional, mental and physical Chad here. I pity all of you. I'm 6'5 and have perfect hair. You guys need Jesus.
>>752462030
>mental and emotional
Complete idiot/10
>>752438489
Confirmed. I’m 5’6 Andrew hot chicks occasionally fall in love with me. And they all have little dogs.
>>752447727
Youre like %100 percent towards being the biggest faggot on this this thread
>>752434610
>$1600 a month
I can't even get that out of disability and I have an actual disabling condition. I have to work to make real money. I call either BS or.. hacks. fuck I don't know.
>>752451999
Tits or gtfo
4chan needs a webcam for all us neets
28
about a 7 face skinny too lazy to feed myself or move nevermind lift ,, all on the todo tho
live with parents 200 a week on welfare
just out of a mental hospital people came to kill me but i smoked weed so they just thought i was insane
my ex of 7 years turned lesbian we still keep in touch i lstill love the bones of her shes a good freind
on b for 7 years still dunno how to greentext
hopeful for the future but im running out of time fast
>>752463585
N33tSp33k
I can almost smell the combined greasy hair of a thousand neets camming with each other.
>>752463585
tell us how you almost got killed
>>752434610
>welfare for 5 years
Let me stop you right there.
>>752436610
Maybe dont do drugs????
>>752463585
>b for 7 years
>dunno how to greetext
Even if you were blind you could have software read that shit to you, 0/10 bait
>>752436610
Man, anon you sure are fucked. When people start injecting, there's almost no chance of recovery. Great job, I'm sure you'll do better in another life.
>22
>literally can't even force myself to eat or play games/watch something if I don't have a whim to
>still live with parent
>do nothing but avoid reality all day on my computer
>realistically I have plenty of my physical needs met, but basically literally all of the mental ones above self-worth are unmet, therefore can't be happy unless distracted
>diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder, PTSD, and General Anxiety Disorder
>no social life IRL, barely leave my room ever
>NEET
>complete fuck up who will never amount to anything despite testing out of college at 16
And the best part is I know exactly what I could do to make my life better, I just don't because at my core, I don't believe I deserve it and would rather be dead, but I'm too apathetic to change my life for either the better or worse.
>ugly
>middle class
>work 8 h mon to sat
>living in a shitty city
>depression
>virgin and stupid
>no big cock
i wanna die, the only thing that makes me feel good is to remember when I had 12 i kiss a pretty girl called carolina, I was very lucky and the internet
>>752463552
hey newfag, you know damn well thats not going to happen
>>752434610
>adhd
get meds idiot
you are a pedo, dont deny it you sick piece of shit
>>752464744
You need antidepressants and adderall fam. That shit ruined me until I saw a psychiatrist, who told me he was amazed i went so long without meds.
>>752465056
still monitoring this thread huh?
>>752465212
i watch everywhere i post until it dies
>>752461725
in a Darwinists eyes you are a failure.
>>752465294
might as well tell me more about how u and ur bf met, i guess, how did it progress from online only to irl?
was it a coincidence you guys living nearby?
>>752465457
we followed each other on tumblr, he ran a hentai blog and i ran a blog with weird/bdsm porn and a gore blog, i liked hentai but didnt post it much unless it was the weird stuff, i was actually in a loveless relationship with another dude at the time we met but he was an abusive pedophile that lived in another country i rather not talk about much, we were just friends for awhile but i guess he liked me the entire time but i was afraid of people in general at that time in my life so i didnt notice, eventually we talked on webcam together and i fell in love with him immediately and he opened up to me more and i loved him even more, finally got courage to leave asshole, and ive been with him ever since
we lived around 400 miles apart and moved with me around 6/7 months ago but we visited each other before that
>>752434610
>have to think how old I am
>ruined my only shot at free sex
>no motivation
>miserable all the time
>balding
>my mommy never loved me
>go to bed at 7 am, wake up at 4 pm
>>752466290
Danny Devito?
>>752465083
Tried literally every fucking SSRI there is, I don't want to play Mastermind with meds again.
Plus, there's no way to tell if the meds are working, because I literally distract myself with as close to 100% uptime as I can, and I flat out refuse to stop doing so and risk falling into a depressive state just to check the effectiveness of new meds.
>>752446121
>>752446218
Fuck that shit anon antidepressants only fucked me up. They made me go fucking mental like kill myself and other people mental. Plus it kills your dick most of the time.
>>752434610
Jesus, this is wizard level neet with his neetbux check every month.
>>752456555
>literally autistic, but not enough to get autismbux
you should just fake it, or are you too autistic to pull that off?
>>752456585
You're not a neet, you're just stuck in a horrible situation.
>>752434610
>23
>virgin
>no gf ever
>have never had a job
>studying cs at university 4th year but have lost all interest in it and contemplating dropping out
>living in a studio apartment on welfare money
No idea how to get my shit together.
>>752434610
1600 for doing nothing? Where the fuck do I sign up and where do I sign away my dignity? I couldn't hope to earn that much working full time in my country.
>>752455670
I keked at this. Good job anon, nice buttloaf dotted with corn.
>>752453986
My gf is like that too
>>752464744
PTSD from what?
>>752453986
>>752467345
I didnt believe it for a long time because shes so hot
>>752434610
Here's why.
You have no self discipline.
Protip: Stop fapping. Great way to exercise self discipline, but will make you really productive. If you can't don't that, then you're doomed to fail.
Good luck.
ive said too much already but im greatful to be alive
>>752434610
>29
>30 hr + Tips as a ghost tour guide
>Going back to School for Masters
>Just ended a long term relationship and getting back into the dating scene.
>Slightly overweight
>>752434610
>>casually dating a 2/10 no lifed NEET needy inexperienced bitch just so I can fuck a wet hole
That already puts you leagues above other NEETs.
>>752467345
>>752467493
theres a lot of genuine girls out there, but people love to focus too much on the bad attention seeking ones
I used to be like you neetcucks. 25 y/o virgin, skinny with crooked ass teeth with few friends. Then I got off my ass and got a semi decent job (75k or so) with just a cdl. Got a cute little 8/10 wife, bought a nice house, and had a little boy. 37 now and life's good.
>don't lose hope bruhs
>>752447727
>>752448962
cringe cringe cringe cringe shudder cringe cringe cringe
>>752467999
>I'm not like other girls XD
But you are. Not a single person has clarified their gender here but you. You broke the veil of anonymity to gain the spotlight like any other attention whore would. You still act, talk, and react like other girls. You're not special, princess.
>>752467999
Checked, yup, my gf and i were good friends before we even hooked up, we were both looking for a partner not a slut, now we're happy together
Lonerfags will never get it
>test
>>752465421
Maybe if you stopped trying to impress Darwinists, you'd have a chance at half decent happiness instead of gettin mad
>>752469527
See? I knew youd figure it out
ITT Roasties comparing clit sizes
>>752469087
i dont really think its cringy, im not really a weaboo as it sounds
>>752469262
so mentioning having a girlfriend isnt automatically assumed male?
so i guess you have this thought in your head females cant talk casually as men do without the intention being wanting attention? i dont see the difference in me talking than any dude talking, people just like to make a female being on 4chan a big deal for no reason and thats not my fault
>>752469487
thats good for you, i hope you stay happy forever!
>>752469881
Thanks anon, you with your partner too!
nice response to >>752469262 btw, /b will never get this, which is entertaining to the end
>>752469881
It's not a thought, it's a fact.
You're asserting your gender in conversation and waving it like a flag, while basically talking about how all other girls but you suck. Which is EXACTLY what your normie average roastie does. You're basic as fuck and you don't even know it. How sad.
>>752470791
its true, they will never understand, it doesnt really matter though
>>752470962
i think you are unreasonably angry that a female exists openly on the internet, i never said all other girls suck seeing i was clearly encouraging someone to find a nice girlfriend since there is always someone out there who fits them. i dont see the point in what you are saying at all.
memoirs of a cringelord, here we go:
>be me 15, 10th grade.
>awkward skeltal, socially oblivious ,friends matured too fukin' fast after middle school, feels badman.
>hypersexual super virgin, other guys laugh at me when i show them upskirts i spy, assume they fucked already; boullevard of broken dreams.mp3
>not smart, unnurtured intelligence (teaachers were avoiding me, the lord of the cringe...)
>got super depressed
>palmeranian puppy named milo i started to love like my son
>was my only light when my family started calling me names instead of encouraging me
>wake up in the late after noon
>hear milo crying out
>angry moody pubescent skeltal on the move
>dickhead cousin who was ccool like a brother
couldn't understand depression
>was holding milo despite his screams
>i calmly asked for my dog
>tfw inside i was ready to shit fury on this boy,
he was about to drown in it
>last time i asked
>"no" threw my boy on the ground
>hands move faster than my mind
>slapped him SOO hard (my GOD that echo)
>he cries like a bitch
>later auntie calls the cops
>i was unaware
>i was in underwear
>watching house on usa
>went for a ride
gets funnier from here
Cont?
>>752470962
>asserting your gender
>every other thread talking about cucking, manlets, alphas/chads, etc
enjoy being alone forever
>>752444216
Tits or gtfo
>>752434610
>33
>dating a 3/10, but she's atually a normal working girl.
>no job
>no welfare
>no motivation
>high school and college dropout
>only leave my house 3 timees a year for doctor appointments
>several meds for depression
>never had a legal job
>living with sister and her husband and their kids
I could go on.
>>752471463
>i never said all other girls suck
>if you just want some desperate girl tumblr is great for that
A woman being demeaning towards other women, predicable
>i have confidence issues like any other girl
self projecting your own personal issues onto other women to feel better about yourself, implying other women are as degenerate as you
>maybe when i was 14, but im nearly 20 i dont desire attention anymore
Implying other women are childish for seeking attention, while doing the same
>i feel like most girls who arent attention whores feel that way
Implying you're not an attention whore, still being derogatory towards other women for the purpose of making yourself look good, roastie shit
hmm
>>752471691
ok
>>752472098
do you take everything everyone says 100% seriously all of the time? this is 4chan, you know, some people actually have personalities and dont obsess over one girl posting in a thread looking at everything they wrote and taking it all as truth
>>752449658
T H I S
H
I
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F U C K I N G T H I S
>>752450977
Please tell me about prison, was it fun? Was it horrifying or just boring? Regress to animal instincts?
>>752451999
>>752434610
I want that money. How you get that money?
>>752456585
Gather your folks and get the hell out of that third world shithole, hard-working people are welcome in any western state
>muh filthy immigrants
all the left wing cucks have caused a trades/labor shortage in north America, seek asylum.
>>752472921
have you heard of bakky? might be a porn label you would be into
>>752445808
Probably you have bipolar disease. Check some doctor.
>>752436610
So you can comfortably look your girlfriend who believes in you in the eyes and let her down with your drug use? She's there for you. Talk about it. Tell them what pain you're in. You just told a bunch of strangers. The people closest to you should know you're running out of fight.
>>752456112
Yet you're on here, so you've got something wrong with you. You're 18, which means you have the observation skills of a toddler. Let me help you brat.
Notice how most people here are 25+? That's because all mental illness, life-shattering moments happen after 18 for most people. You can be a God in highschool, get a full ride to an ivy league school, slay hottest bitches ever, and drop out your junior year (happened to my old roommate).
Tl;Dr I'll see you back in 1 of these threads 5 years from now finishing a bottle debating on robe or bullet
>>752434610
>34
>7/10 attractiveness, 7 inch cock
>$12,500 combined monthly with 7/10 wife that's bi and into ffm threesomes
>own house, vehicles
>real disposable income
I guess I can't top you, OP.
>>752465056
>2017
>calling someone a newfag
>picking and choosing which rules you feel like following
You massive fucking faggot
>>752471583
parte 2
>so then i spent the night in just my power ranger tightys (this is all important)in a holding cell at a local precinct (thinking back, i was lucky)
>next morning, straight to court
later
at courthouse
Family comes in
judge asks why i'm disobedient, unruly, etc
>growing out my hair
>looking like sayako from the ring
>judge tells bailif to fetch some scizzors
>hell no.jpg
she sees me
>dun goofed
>bailif gives mother scizzors
>judge orders (more like she knows NOBODY else in the room would be spared my evil) mom to cut my hair r i g h t t h e r e it's over
>mom gapped the shit out of my head
>sent to be psychialogically evaluated instead of heavy charges (2 months)
>>my ass was in handcuffs with tight clothes
my family was obligated to send me
but chose (really wish i got rid of)
>i looked like a patchy sober shaggy from scooby doo
>brainless officer cunt made me walk downtouwn next to traffic.
>stayy cool man
>a wild tour bus appeared
>just kill me i don't care anymore
Cont?
>>752460251
Share gf tits
>>752472620
>I was just PRETENDING to be retarded XD
I bet you're emotionally abusive towards your boyfriend
>>752473451
>$12k monthly combined
>>752473676
>says she's a girl
Listen son, every woman is emotionally abusivery or manipulative in 1 way or another. Don't be an idiot.
>>752469262
Underrated post
>>752473535
>2017
>thinking "tits or gtfo" is a rule
do you prefer octopus or eel porn? i cant decide
>>752473676
have you never seen someone be sarcastic on the internet? im pretty sure most people could tell im joking. isnt it a trait of aspergers to not understand humor or sarcasm?
i bet you just hate all women so you want to believe im abusive towards my boyfriend when nothing indicates that at all
>>752434881
>800 a month working my ass off
what
Does welfare actually pay that much? I work full time and make 2900 which isnt a much bigger amount
>>752473599
really gonna speed this up with like bench marks or something.
>got to the chopper with just a anti-social tag
>issue was that being sent to a mental health facility was at the time considered faux pas,
or taboo in my contry, so my "crazy ass" was avoided like the plague.
>go back to school the same year(did i mention i had practically dropped out)
>word got into the teacher's lounge
>i thought i was out
>treated like nutjob(worst case scenario)
>teachers pretend i'm not there
>guidance counsellor ducked me
>man cry.png had a few good teachers actually try
>tfw dropped out of high school TWICE
>since then spent time as NEET
>read tertiary matirial, meditated,taught myself afew languages, picked up a few talents, boosted my iq
>few years pass
>a whole new world.mp4
>leave hermitage to return to society a new man
>find 2016
>why are we still here, just to suffer!?
>i can do any thing now
>24
>6/10, 5.8 - 6.8 inch extendo dick
>these whores fall on my penis
>i make people i work with look retarded
>24 now
>felt like getting a job, carpentry
>got bored
>got called and offered a job as an exterminator
>exterminating
>still virgin
>forever alone with too much willpower and ability to just die
>boss is an ass who rides around on his massive nutsack
>hate my life
>was hermit so don't care
>i'm beyond even myself
ama, i'm a nice guy cowards :)
22
5'6 manlet
morbidly obese
neet whose never had a job for more than 2 months
also virgin who hasnt even seen his penis in over a decade, not sure if micropenis or just too fat
also phimosis.
also let a nig fuck my ass every 3-4 days because ive accepted its the only form of intimate contact ill ever have
>>752475127
Not OP, but as a licensed cripple on the dole, nah bruh. $733 a month. $25 in SNAP "benefits". Cheapest cripplehousing in my city: $450 a month, water paid.
>>752475847
do you do any kind freelancework not sure how I could live with less than 4oo spare cash a month
>>752457927
Nice.
>>752475835
do you atleaste like it?
>>752434610
Dude, get your shit together. Learn web development, and at LEAST charge as much as Indians do for building basic things.
>>752476250
Not often. Sometimes I work on relatives computers, etc, but it's always small cash, nothing I can put in a checking account.
How earnings affect crippledollars, if I DID do any work and it was found out:
First $65 earned is "forgiven". Half of anything after that is deducted from my crippledollars.
This is being on SSI in the states as a dude, though (no penor for verification). Girls can pop out many babies and get extra money per kid.
I'd love to know what black magic NEETS use to create the money they get. All the folks I know on some form of assistance are barely scraping by.
>be me
>live in Toronto
>23yo
>decent faced white male
>6'0, not balding
>200lbs and unfit but trying to get fit, not fat just healthy but body is ugly
>kissless virgin
>no friends, lost them all since I got cancer at 18
>cured of the cancer because it wasn't hardcore cancer <it was hodgekins lymphoma
>the radiation therapy fucked my thyroids and now gonna need to take meds after being cured some 4 years ago [fuck my doctor]
>went to college and graduated college
>now planning to go to university for business economics bachelors
>currently NEET
>last job I had was exactly 1 year ago so I was literally doing nothing for a whole year
>currently trying to get a new job but tbh I'm lazy as fuck and don't feel like getting up in the morning to go to interviews
>feel SHIT every time I walk up from sleep
I feel like I'm going no where in life. Also my college education is practically worthless since it's business admin. Any advice on how to be cured of the problem I'm facing?
>>752476554
i means as you can see in this prevoius pic hes pretty big so he hots my prostate pretty well. We get along pretty well so all in all i can really complain. As degenerate as it is its better than being completly alone and untouched. Only problem is he wants blowjobs allot since I have to give my ass some rest so i dont wind up in a daiper
>>752444149
Tell me more about Alabama. What's your opinion of Ray Moore teenage pussy? Is Alabama really as terrible as everyone else in the country thinks?
>>752476976
lol jesus christ i need to go to sleep i cant even spell right now
>>752434610
you can carry on this way, or you can change it all
bump
>>752447157
Top 15 wtf why even mention it loser. Either your school is massive or you are seriously self important.
>>752476735
Dunno about black Neets but nogs usually live with someone else not having paying rent or have a bunch of roomies.
They buy ebt/snap cards at less than half value or trade drugs for them and resale the cards for profit.
Sells drugs
Steals
Usually when splitting a place will lie on the app so everyone at the house is getting full gib me dats as if they were renting solo
>just gotta work the system and cry victim
>>752477784
>work the system
What frustrates me about that is that as a cripple I would dearly love to be able to function normally in society.
But I cannot. Did college, tried job, health failed worse and here I sit, lord of an efficiency and yet another retard on 4chan.
At least I have a library card. That counts for something right?
>18
>Senior Year
>7/10
>199lbs
>5'11
>Lost all my service hours from last year and this year
>Paying for vidya with lunch money
>Only 50$ on bitcoin
>Living with 8 people in a 3 room apartment
>>752444149
Speaking of withdraws I've done meth a handful of time maybe more "responsibly" of course. And when the shitty feels hit it makes me disgusted by it. I just want it to leave so I'll spend a day resting. Plus sleep deprivation is retarded. I don't understand how people can party for fucking days dude.
>>752475835
>>752476976
sheeeiyt aside from maybe the cripple I dont see anyone of you beating pathetic sack of shit
>>752454511
>18
>used to be top of the class in sports and academics, got cancer at 16 dropped out of HS twice, never graduated, now a shutin neet
>burnt most of my bridges with friends due to being a complete introvert
>mtf tranny
>still look like a dude but at least i'm not ugly?
>psychologist thinks i'm developing schizophrenia, no welfare yet but if i am diagnosed i'll get on that asap
>lives with parents
>can't even get a qt bf because i still look and sound like a dude
>not even good at video games even though I play religiously
>20
>Soldier
>6'0
>Norwegian (life on ez mode)
>tall 8/10 gf
>no motivation to do anything with my life except having a family
>>752478003
It does. Sorry to hear your situation is going badly. Sadly, the universe isn't about justice, it's just impartial. A never ending parade of RNG events.
All I can say is do what you feel is best for you. If you want to struggle hard and die on your feet may the road rise to meet you.
If you want to work the system since it's there and trying your best isn't getting you anywhere you'll be no worse than the nogs.
>TLDR: go after what you want
>>752434610
Just get help instead of competing with strangers on the internet over who's the biggest loser. Get out of your head, get off of /b/, and go find a therapist. You obviously want it badly enough.
>>752476792
you can always kys, that cures everything
>>752434610
Buddy, i fucking humilate myself and get set up to fail and put myself through the most torturous situations with the most cancerous people every weekday for 8 hours a day about $1800CAD a month
Im mad and disappointed every day too
Our dollar isnt the greatest so if youre living in the states thats actually more than i get working
That aint so bad my dude
>>752434610
>Dating
DIE please.
>>752445797
'She' forgot to mention her feminine benis.
>>752434610
>33
>no date (or sex) in 7 years
>no job
>no prospects of getting a job, none exists im not either overqualified for or underqualified for, plus my teeth are rotted out and no one will hire someone like that
>no motivation either, and no money to do anything even if i had it
>heroin addict
>hebephile
>family broke because they give me the money
i think i win.
>>752434610
>39
>live in parents' basement
>rarely go upstairs
>only friends and social events are 2 tabletop gaming groups twice a month each
>monthly income of $400 from plasma donation, then another $20-200 for collecting junk appliances and recycling them
>have not dated in 10 years or sex in 6
>I masturbate 4-10x per day
>not attracted to prepubescent girls, but I'm so desperate for any sexual contact that young girls in tight or short bottoms get me hard and I've fapped thinking about them
>18
>6feet 160lbs
>good size dick but kissless virgin anyway
>masturbation addiction if that’s even real, I just fap like 3 times a day, but I think it’s a reason I suck so much with girls
>shit job with shit pay
>going to college but pulling major debts that are gonna fuck me later on
>I cycle in and out of drug problems, usually pills and dope but I’ll run out and go back to pot and booze for a while, but every time it’s gets to where I need so much more to fill that hole, I’ll probably be an H addict in a couple years
>some girls think I’m attractive but I have no confidence and fuck that up
>at least I have friends that I can get fucked up with, only time I’m happy really
Maybe it’ll pan out, I try to be optimistic but idk
Not lurking, just posting. Do something about your problems. Anons on 4chan don’t give a shit. Get a job. Bathe. Brush your brown teeth. Fucking retards.
>>752434610
You have a gf and money coming in man. Better than most of us here.
jesus fucking christ muh welfare is paying out 1600 neetbux a month these days? And here I am making barely $1000 with a fucking job
>blow me you leech on my tax dollars
>>752434610
If you say so.
>21
>no job
>0$ a month
>can't do anything "productive at all" or I'll lose my ssi case because I'm chronically disabled with kidney disease & immune suppression
>disappointed & depressed daily I'm financially useless to my family who needs it most
>have't gotten passed kissing a girl
>weak & no energy daily because meds
>diabetes on both sides of family as well as my own kidney disease & meds raise my chance of getting it 10 fold
>pretty much skipped 8-12 grade in the sense of education just so the school system could get me out of there fucking face.
>can't even hold a actual conversation with woman IRL without studding and when i can its simple bullshit that means nothing
>family is broke
>mother is broke living child support check to check
>living with grandparents because our house was over mortgaged by my father who left us 2 years later
>Half to watch what i eat daily or ill die
>can't touch alcohol or anything stronger then Tylenol for pain in my back & legs i have daily
>>752434610
Holy shit OP, you're the lowest of scum. How do you even live with yourself?
>20 college dropout NEET
>Live off the gov/parents money
>3/10
>Never dated/had a bf my entire life
>Can't be within a 2ft range of the opposite gender without spazzing like an autist
>Socially retarded
>Weeaboo
>Loli, vore, and foot fetish
>Obsessed with porn
>Sit around and do nothing except shitpost and watch anime
>Haven't brushed teeth in 5 days
>Haven't showered or changed clothes in 4 days
>Can't remember the last time I went outside
>Extremely lazy, selfish, needy, dependent, unhygenic, unmotivated, etc.
>Severe diagnosed anxiety and depression
>>752481530
take nigger dick up the ass out of lonelyness and you'll beat this anon>>752476976
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