ITT: Trap stories >Be me >Going to high school in 9th
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: Trap stories
>Be me
>Going to high school in 9th grade
>This guy in my class always acted really intriguing
>Let's call him Logan
>Dude always hung out with girls
>Acted girlish
>I assumed he was gay, whatever
>Kind of outspoken guy with some issues regarding the secrecy of his thoughts
>Tells everyone about his thoughts
>Motherfucker has gay dreams about some boys
>Girls giggle
>Guys disgusted as hell
>But this is only where it began
>This is the beginning of Logan the gay, who decided to become Lola the trap
>The tale of Lola and her brainwashed sex slave has only just begun
More?
faggot post more
okay i'm actually intrigued now
>>752432954
Sounds gay as hell you faggot.
Go on.
>>752433212
Here's more
>One day our class mentor came into class during American History
>Logan was missing that day
>She came to explain why
>Logan was apparently at a psychiatrist
>Are they finally fixing his gayness
>Nonono
>It's the other way around
>She talks to us about how people feel trapped inside their bodies
>Oh god no
>Logan is one of these people she says
>Oh fuck
>This poor guy
>She told us that Logan wanted to be in a different body
>Logan wants to be a girl
>Oh shit no
>Told us to address Logan as a she, and that his, no, HER name is Lola
>Oh god no
>Lola apparently is taking hormone pills to fix her body
>She would start growing tits later on
>Longer hair
>Girlish posture
>Motherfucker was turning into a real girl
>But one thing it couldn't fix
>And that's his/her/its/xer dingaling
>The girl dong was gonna have to stay
>So he basically had to go to the ladies' rest room and sit and piss
>I heard she uses the girls' changing rooms too
>All to feel more comfortable
>The poor ladies whom had to fuck up their pure eyes with little trap wiener
>Months passed
>Xer started showing up for more classes
>We started seeing some results
>Little bumps along the road if you know what I mean
>Xhe has set xer eyes upon a dude in our class
>Let's call him Mike
>Lola flirted with Mike almost every time after class
>Mike is Catholic with Mexican family
>But weeks passed
>Lola did the unthinkable
>She broke Mike
>Mike took the bait
>Lola enticed the guy, despite our warnings from the dudes in class
>The trap successfully seduced a Christian
>This is the beginning of the tale
>The tale of Lola the trap
>And Mike the brainwashed sex slave
I got more shit stories from their endeavours
>>752433538
Go on.
>>752432954
>LOGan
>>752433538
Cont fag pls
>>752433538
Pls moar
This is gonna be some funny shit.
too bad we ran out of the good bleach at home
>>752434409
Here's even more
>Lola and Mike grope eachother all the fucking time in class
>I sat behind them during American History
>Saw them do all the gay shit you can imagine
>Run hands up backs, rub asses
>Grope dicks
>G r o p e d i c k s
>Class was constantly disgusted by these faggots
>Sometimes teachers would have to take them apart and separate them because of it
>They also go to the bathroom at the same time
>Suspicious
>One time we had a party at a friend's house
>Mike was invited
>He asked if he could bring Traps McGee
>Whined until he was allowed
>They were sweet to eachother the entire night
>Hurts my fucking teeth
>At one moment we decided to play Twister
>That shitty fucking game everyone had or somehow had a spinoff of
>But Mike and Dominatrap were nowhere to be seen
>Fuck
>Where were they
>Their car was parked outside
>We searched around the house
>Found them in the basement
>Mike's mouth was superglued onto her trap penis
>They were sucking eachother off for 15 minutes straight
>That same night we discovered the trap has no balls
>It's just a penis with deflated skin
>So that's where the cheese dip went
More?
>>752432954
>ITT: Trap stories
Please die.
More
>>752434726
Keep it up my dude. Lola The Trap is an interesting character for sure.
nutty as fuck
XD the cheese dip AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>752434726
You don't have to ask retard, just post it ffs
OP is there related pics of trap and christian?
>>752434726
>Mike's mouth was superglued onto her trap penis
What the fuck man
>>752435510
i agree with this guy, cough up some pics or calling bullshit
DO MORE FAGIT
>talking to girl outside pub
>walking home
>sober up a bit and realized it was a tranny
>Noped the fuck out
>plot twist, op is actually Lola
>reverse plot twist, none of this actually happened.
>>752435870
>
nutty
Here's gayer shit
>This one time they called me during the weekend
>Mike has my phone number for some reason
>Him and real life Astolfo are stuck on the road
>They went to the off-urban parts
>Went up the hill
>They couldn't go back home because their car broke down
>And they can't ask the Mexican parents to come pick them up
>Sigh, fine
>Drive up to them on the hill
>Encounter Baitman and the Trapper
>Mike was balls deep inside Lola
>Gently knock the window
>Loud moaning was blocking the sound of my calls
>I slam against the side of the car
>They scramble and put on clothes faster than a Ugandan man runs at the Olympics
>Get out of car in panic
>Mike's pants are moist around the crotch
>Fucking christ
>I ask them what's wrong with the car
>Engine broke down
>Have to wait for a tow truck to come
>Meanwhile take valuables out of the car
>Loose panties in the car
>Cup A bra
>Lubricants
>Dildos in very intriguing shapes
>All went into my car
>Even a fucking towel for cleaning up the "mess"
>Drove them both home
>Got a thank you from Lola later that night
>Said she'd thank me in a special way
>Kindly refused
>Dodged a fucking bullet of a lifetime there
>>752435870
reverse reverse plot twist
>the earth is flat
>>752435982
god fucking dammit
this is gay
>>752435982
>Said she'd thank me in a special way
Tell me you refused. Don't be that guy.
>>752436302
>Said she'd thank me in a special way
>Kindly refused
>Dodged a fucking bullet of a lifetime there
IDK ANON. What do you think?
>>752436384
ida fucking done it
>>752436016
reversal of the reversing reverse plot twist
>we're stuck in the matrix
>>752435982
Fucking faggot fucking traps.
Any more?
c'mon get back at mike by cucking the dumb fucking degenerate, if not for yourself do it for the meme
more!
>>752436016
>reverse reverse reverse plot twist
>Bruce Willis is dumbledore's ghost at the end of sixth sense.
>>752436476
Nah i took the blue pill thanks
>>752436724
Got more
>This one time I got invited to Lola's place
>Little friendly get-together
>Mike was begging me to come
>Fucking christ
>Fine
>They wanted to play Sm4sh with a whole bunch of people
>Smash Bros, how fucking ironic
>Lola is a shitty Luigi main
>Mike tries being good at Fox but isn't
>Eventually people leave
>I'm left there with the Bang Bros
>They make up very very interesting rules from themselves
>Loser has to suck the winner's dick
>Oh no
>Best out of five match
>Those two keep trying to cheat eachother out by poking or pushing
>Dingaling bro starts violently licking Mike's neck
>What the fuck
>Mike starts laughing like hell
>Motherfucker
>She keeps licking
>Says she will make it more interesting
>Loser is gonna get fucked in the ass
>Holy christ not here
>Licking harder
>Mike lost because of vicious licking
>I won that match
>Trap looking at me seductively
>I made up an excuse and left almost immediately
>I won because I sucked the trap off the stage as King DeDeDe
>>752436866
Too bad faggot. This red pill is a suppository and you're gonna take it like a man.
>>752437134
Hot.
>>752437126
hella nutty
>>752437212
Nigga that's gay, like Mike and his trap friend.
>>752437126
Why is this trap so insistent on fucking you?
I know keep asking... moar?
This is gold. Dont stop.
>>752437126
traps are hot
>>752437126
damn, hot. Was kingkongdingdong passable? Or was she pic related?
bump
need more of this gay shit
Keep it going dude this is fucking quality
>>752437126
yes, Yes, YES!! I love this! There has to be more! LET THERE BE MORE!
>>752437349
Taking it up the ass like a man isnt gay
Taking it up the ass like a chick is gay
>>752437738
fukin truth
>>752437738
>>752437738
Taking it up the ass in general is fucking gay.
>the dick isn't feminine either homo
Trans!=Trap dumb nigger, traps don’t think they’re grils
Bump
I'm a trap and I find this hot. Lemme see more, bitches!
>>752438100
interesting. consider my counter argument: you're a faggot
>>752437126
cont boi this make me kekel
>>752438273
>I'm a trap
post pics
>>752437126
You're gonna eventually bang the trap and we all know it, get on with it
>>752438273
yea pics nessisary nigg
>>752438303
Done.
>>752438100
>>752438126
Traps still like to pretend to be grills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmi3x-Ar86Q
>>752438492
>I'm a crossdresser
fixed
>>752438492
bullshit
hold a sign or some shit
>>752438492
I wanna fuck you in the ass right now
no homo
>>752438570
That's very clearly a man ass and the thick torso of a man
>>752438492
Timestamp
>>752438639
but it might not be him
>>752438639
bullshit as in it's not him
>>752437126
More?
>>752438492
>filename
>>752438756
o shit
>>752438756
such a simple detail, so often missed
thanks, anon
>>752438625
Aye that's the right response.
>>752438709
>>752438685
If someone was going to pretend to be a "trap" why pretend to be a 4/10 one
>>752438857
Any time
>>752438865
timestamp that ass
>>752438570
I will when i get home from my very masculine profession.
>>752438492
pic(s)*
>>752438910
Because their life is a trainwreck?
>>752438865
pls see >>752438756
Phil Swift here with more Trap Seal
>This one time in class when Mr. Slave and Faggot McGee were off to the bathroom
>We started thinking right
>The trap has deflated balloons for balls
>And the nuts are basically gone
>This guy can't nut.
>He anatomically can't nut
>We wait for Mike to come back
>Ask for him to wait after class
>Astolfo has left the building
>We ask him the million dollar question
>Can Lola nut
>He replies with "no"
>Holy fuck
>He tells us more about Lola
>Apparently Lola can just fap for hours and never nut a single time
>He can be forever hard
>Asks us if we want proof
>No thanks
>We leave for next class
>That very same night
>We get an hour long video from Mike in our group chat
>Oh god no
>It's on Vimeo
>Proof.mov
>Fuck no
>Mike all naked
>In doggy position
>Lola does a peace sign with her fingers
>They start doing it
>Like they do on Discovery Channel
>Fucking hell
>One hour long of fucking
>We had proof now
>Lola can fuck and never nut
>>752438999
trips of truth
>>752439151
FUCKING SEND VIDEO
>>752439151
Link?
>>752439280
>Vimeo
link, more like
pray it's still up
>>752439151
OP where the vid at nibba
>>752439151
T H E V I D E O
>>752439052
I promise to get back with a signed pic this eve, yee of little faith!
>>752439151
YEEEEEES MORE STORY'11111
ok, now you gotta send this vid or at least a clip
>>752438865
feet and tummy?
>>752439361
Little story on how it got taken down actually
>Teacher was notified of this video
>Big shit thing was happening at school
>Lola got called out of class
>She apologized in front of class
>We didn't know what for
>That same night we couldn't watch the non-nuttening with popcorn anymore
>>752439151
VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO
Video?
Put me in screen cap and also post moar
>>752439531
Maybe :)
>>752439756
sure, good excuse
>>752439415
in this thread, if'n it's still up by then
>>752439756
bullshit
>>752439756
>taken down
fuck
Include me in screencap
>>752439756
Taken down...?
>>752439781
too late, anon
>>752439960
me too
(BTW traps arent gay)
>>752439151
That's not how girl dicks with orchis work
>>752439848
please :o
>>752440000
Ayy checked
>>752440000
woo! got quads, at least
my day has been made
>>752439756
c'mon man, theres gotta be a copy, a download one of the guys in your group managed to get
>>752439960
>>752440023
Me too!
(Traps are actually gay)
>>752440077
>triple dubs
right back at ya
Hi plebbit how are you faggots doing?
>>752440158
NO U
Moar, also, did Lola look femenine or did he look like a faggot merely pretending to be a girl?
Physically cannot nut are you sure the mexican catholic isnt just fucking an alien
>>752440225
this is why you always do an archive. like what am doin right now on this thread.
you'll never know its value once it's gone
>>752440307
oh heck u got me there
>>752440321
Can't wait for future generations to see this smut
>>752440230
this
post Lola pics
Is there more?
God damn, this was super faggy. Go on OP
>>752440429
Amen
Need more story!!! For now here is not of my trapness I have while I wait to go home and verify. Plebs.
>>752437126
Gottem with the ol' suck and cuck as Dedede I see
^
>>752440786
its >>752439531
moar or do i have to wait x.x
>>752440786
don't blame me. posts on /b/ have very little credibility by their nature
>>752439756
and no one saved the video, totally believable
>>752440932
Waiitttt damnit.
>>752440786
in the logical order, id say tits are next
>>752441067
im sorry .-.
>>752440831
lmao it's Weegee
>>752441115
Its okay :3
"I hereby order this heresy to end at once under the authority of spidey"
unleash the kraken
>>752441087
My tiddys ain't the best ;>.> But. The blessings of high estrogen count I guess.
>>752441279
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>>752441518
same
>>752441279
no no no no no god no please
>>752441306
mostly seen big ones myself, tight and small would be a nice change of pace
>>752437126
>he plays DeDeDe
>scums a baddie off the edge to make a point
>doesn't give in to their weird sex game ruining perfectly good smash
confirmed for gentleman
>>752441140
Weegee is too much of a spastic neckbeard too have irl friends
>>752441546
Deal
>>752441584
yes, i especially hate his voice, sounds like he's always trying to make it deeper than it really is
>>752441556
We shall See! Leaving in like. 10 minutes.
>>752435982
include me in the screencaps niggers
Bear with me, writing the last part here
"I hereby order this heresy to end at once under the authority of spidey"
>>752441748
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"I hereby order this heresy to end at once under the authority of spidey" all you heretics must abandon this thread right now or face the wrath of spidey
>>752437126
>Smash Bros, how fucking ironic
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>752441903
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CONTIUNUE OP
>>752441971
Agreed
Cont
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
"I hereby order this heresy to end at once under the authority of spidey" gtfo faggots
COME ON OP CONTINUE
toasting in a legendary bread
I got the fucking nutbreaker
>We went to the movies this one time
>I was with my girlfriend at the time
>She was poking me constantly
>Whispers me to ask her for succ
>Fucking christ please no
>Kept poking through the entire movie to ask her for sucking
>We were watching fucking Ice Age 4 or some shit
>Ask for succ during Ice Age 4 is a bad idea
>Told xer to fuck off
>She stopped after 50 minutes
>Broke up with my girlfriend a while after that
>Through the rest of high school Lola told me to hit on girls
>Said he'd fix them right up
>Fuck no
>He did it anyway with this girl
>Girl was easily a shit/10
>Trap told her that I was into her and everything
>You motherfucker
>I looked him dead in the eyes
>The million mile stare
>He was dead to me
>Girl looked like she could be used as a buoyancy balloon on a crashed airplane
>No way Lola
>Girl went for a hug
>Awkwardly pushing away
>Girl gets awkward and leaves rapidly
>Astolfuck gets mad at me
>I tell her to fuck off
>"Fuck?"
>No no no
>She takes my wrist and takes me down the hallway
>Friends meet my eyes and their faces turn smug as hell
>Fuck my life
>Actually
>Please don't fuck my life
>This guygirlthing almost dragged me into the boys' bathroom
>Oh fuck no
>Mike came out of the bathroom
>Yes
>I have never been so glad to see Mike in my entire life
>Lola had to explain what she was planning to do with me
>Mike was getting really really pissy
>Said the way she held my hand and wrist were the one he knew of
>Lola was trying to drag me into succ
>Mike got fucking pissed as hell
>Real falling out between the two
>I got the fuck out of there
>Friends met up with me
>"Was the sucky sucky good?"
>Heard that for a few weeks
>But this isn't the end
>Mike and Trappy Snappy are falling out
>They stop groping eachother in class
>Teacher has to get used to not looking at them constantly
>They eventually sit apart
>I think I'm responsible for a break-up
>These two people are falling apart because Felix Fuckdingo tried to suck me
>This beautiful relationship
>This thing they had going
>The kinship they had
>The cheese dip in stinkholes
>The Post-Sm4sh Smashing
>All gone
>Because I refuded a landwhale
>I fucked a trap that day
>Not physically
>But emotionally
Fellas
Is it gay to fuck a trap emotionally?
>>752442903
more
>>752442996
Screencap this please.
>>752442996
Only if your balls touched in your mind
>>752442996
>Is it gay to fuck a trap emotionally?
traps aren't gay
i'm guessing there's more?
>>752443580
hopefuly
Waiting for screencap
trap was into you all along. when she fucks mike she always think it's you.
JUST
Can't wait when OP ends this shit with thinking about lola every time he nuts to an anime trap
>>752443400
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP.
Man i gotta get me a Lola.
>>752436302
How fucking retarded and ADD are you? It's literally the next line you pathetic sack of shit
You know that’s not how it works right? Not having balls doesn’t mean you don’t nut...it’s just that nothing comes out. Also lower refractory time. I know because I’ve been on HRT for three years.
>>752444580
Wanna be my lola? I'm shit at smash bros but i'm not mexican so it kinda balances out.
>>752442996
>everything that happened in these greentexts
is OP dead?
>>752444728
> I’m shit at smash bros
Higher likelihood that I’ll be okay with being seen in public with you then, you have potential. What else you got?
>>752444022
>>752443400
Here it is
Whoops quality is shit
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376214694735773697/385569083556495370/LolaTheTrap.png
>>752444968
Have this instead
>>752444968
>328x649
You think this is some kinda fucking game?
>>752444965
>I’ll be okay with being seen in public
That's rich coming from a dick-girl.
>>752444965
A beard, a hairy dad bod and a fucked up sense of humour.
>>752445073
I’m pretty attractive so I can afford to have standards
>>752445186
Post pic?
>>752445242
>>752445186
ye pics
>>752445182
Depends on the beard I suppose. If you’re gonna have one, better go all the way, I don’t like when it’s real short and scratchy, or patchy. But no ZZ Top either, you feel?
>>752445242
Semi recent one
>>752445440
ok cute
>>752445307
I'm your guy then, right now it's rather short but long enough to be soft.
>>752445440
Damn, you weren't lying. Beer or wine?
>>752445560
I like both. Mostly red wines. I can’t stand IPAs.
You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
put me in screencap
>>752445440
wheres my tummy and feet :>
