So straight, so shota.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So straight, so shota.
Bump
>>752408199
A boy falls in love with a Christmas Cake.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the mature woman's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the mature woman, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the cougar he called is not the same cougar he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CAKES.
>>752408393
FINDS
>>752408393
Already a thing.
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
>>752408393
>>752408393
Threadly reminder that it has been made into a wiki, a fanfic, a fictionpress story, a manga, a meme, a TV tropes entry, an anime preview, an anime episode, an honest-to-goodness anime movie that's Oscar considered, and a critically acclaimed box office success that's the highest grossing anime film of all time and approved by Shinzo Abe and Cool Japan, so stop talking about it.
http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4xGqY5IDBE
https://myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
http://www.forbes.com/sites/olliebarder/2016/11/08/kimi-no-na-wa-makes-oscar-consideration-list-for-best-animated-feature/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-28/your-name-anime-film-earns-19.4-billion-yen-to-surpass-princess-mononoke/.109255
https://www.madman.com.au/news/your-name-wins-best-animated-film-at-the-los-angeles-critics-awards/
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-17/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-china-of-all-time/.110044
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-12-19/shinkai-your-name-becomes-no.1-japanese-film-in-thailand-of-all-time/.110097
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-06/shinkai-your-name-film-opens-at-no.1-in-s-korea/.110606
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-05/shinkai-your-name-jumps-41-percent-in-box-office-from-last-weekend/.110671
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
http://comicbook.com/anime/2017/01/16/kimi-no-na-wa-becomes-highest-grossing-anime-film-ever/
http://animetourism.lab-kadokawa.com/
>>752408393
Threadly reminder that Keit-Ai was already a thing back in 507-531 AD.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Keitai
>>752408393
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
>>752408199
This is fucking disgusting. I bet you're allcreepy fat pedophiles
Shota is for gay only
>>752408199
So Shoney's
>>752408368
source for you faggots
boku to misaki-sensei
>>752409277
Straight shota and shota is best
>>752409570
Moar cucking?
Or missionary
>>752408500
Wait... Your Name is based on this stupid meme?
Thats me out. Anyone else?
more hentai
trash thread kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQjXjAN2UP8
>>752408417
Newfag here
What is keitai?
>>752408644
>No firm dates can be assigned to this emperor's life or reign
>No firm dates
>Reign: 3 March, 507 – 10 March, 531
What the fuck more do they want, the hour and minute he took the throne?
>>752409012
Excuse me, I'm big bones aaaaand I come her for the THICC women.
So, fuck you buddy.
A young, pretty mother who makes her body available to her sons to enjoy any way they wish is probably the most loving thing I can imagine.
>>752412856
I'm not your buddy, friend.
>>752413431
he's not your friend, guy
>>752413128
you're fucked
>>752408416
sauce?
