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Celeb Thread
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
need to get rid of this morning wood
>>752402303
>>752402359
>>>> /s/
>>>> /s/
>>>> /s/
>>>> /s/
>>752402285
>>752402309
yeah definitely prefer the double pump with Vicky
S A G E goes in all fields
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>>752402390
wew..
>>752402303
Oh no, you can't get your daily dose of every fucking image that's posted every 3 goddamned hours you cringey US Magazine reading cunt.
Kill Yourself. Zero joke. Not kidding in the least. Go into your parents medicine cabinet and swallow every single pill you can get your hands on and crawl into the tub to die you useless douchebag.
>>752402378
Get rid of it?! Is it a burden to you Anon? :c
>>752402336
Yes, but I've decided to stay here and if I become homeless here I'll use the money I was going to spend on buying a bus ticket out of town to instead buy beer and get wasted and (hopefully) kill myself.
>>752402285
> I love her mouth and her smile so much
I've fantasized about loving Vic's wet mouth countless times. It must feel like heaven
>>752402359
I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, /b/ is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become.
>>752402446
it's painful, yes
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>>752402390
>>752402466
>It must feel like heaven
dear lord me too. Vicky's mouth will be the only mouth I let near my cock.
>>752402504
Ok I'm fucking sick and tired of this Rick and Morty IQ meme. Please just fucking stop. I don't even know the full story about why R&M fans think the show makes them smart. But honestly I am seriously getting SO pissed off at this meme. I can't believe I'm writing this, but I feel I should. I am so sick and fucking tired of this "Rick and Morty IQ" meme bullshit. Please, it's grating and painful to me. I don't even watch the show (I know almost nothing about it), but I just want this meme to die as soon as fucking possible. It's literally mocking fans of the show, and I am not okay with a meme meant to insult others. I don't know why fans think the show makes them smart, but holy fuck I don't give a goddamn shit. Please, for the love of all that is holy, let this meme die already.
>>752402446
I thought I talked you out of this :(
>>752402525
>>752402323
So you ARE who I thought you were.
Some other anons spoke highly of you :3
Spamming
Faggots
>>752402474
I imagine it is quite sensitive
>>752402562
@_@!
Most unfunny pasta in a celeb thread I have ever seen. I hope you all enjoy the fucking ban, you stupid fucks. I hope the fucking ban was worth it you shitheads. Get fucking reported, you wastes of human life. Any fucking moment now, the m0ds will be kicking down yer fucking door to rape you, yer mum, and yer fucking slut nans, then as yer screaming and crying in pain, the take yer fucking shitty computer that you decided just this once to be an unfunny, stupid fuck. I hope the fucking memes were worth it you stupid fucks, I fucking hope they are. For when the mods snap yer fucking 2003 laptop in fucking half over yer fucking skull, you shalln't be laughing at this moronic bullshit, fuck you and your stupid queen and unfunny as fuck bananas faggots.
>>752402562
>>752402474
That's not good, it's supposed to feel good.
>>752402538
You talked me out of leaving was what I thought was agreed upon.
>>752402565
The attention sometimes makes me uncomfortable.
>>752402569
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and i have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu.You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu with you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamned desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>752402628
>it's supposed to feel good
blame Vicky
>>752402655
checked
>>752402628
Tay makes my pants uncomfortable...
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
>>752402661
Cerny has all my attention
>>752402671
I was sick and a receptionist asked me to bring something in because my wife was gone. I said I was sick and it wasn't going to happen. She said it needed to be brought in. I told her to go fuck herself with a rake.
I swear to god that was the first time she had that said to her, and my wife got blamed/fired because *I* wouldn't apologize.
People are weird
>>752402609
>>752402661
once again, sorry (not)
>>752402711
>>752402732
white toes ;)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of throat clogging most of the logs will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Andy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these logs, to realise that they're not just runny- they say something deep and sticky about CREAMY LOGS. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixxs Log of Shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy's existential catchphrase "Skidding Down Your Fucking Throat," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's clogtastic wit unfolds itself in their fucking throats. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a BVB tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' (and Andy's) eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand, except Andy who is of such power that he is above the IQ system. Nothin personnel kid
>>752402732
>>752402628
Don´t think we agreed on anything, I just thought you would try to start something new instead of killing yourself
>>752402606
>>752402525
Can't take this anymore, I have to start stroking for Vicky too
>>752402766
>>752402759
>white toes ;)
yummy tummy
>>752402759
I want to cum on those soles
>>752402853
it's my job to keep them white, harhar
>>752402853
>>752402847
Every hour ffs
>>752402801
I'm a white man living in Canada, the government wants to destroy me and would love me to stick around and be a wage slave paying taxes to have millions of brown people flood the country and destroy what's left of our identity.
Unfortunately for them I refuse to be a part of it.
>>752402628
It's ok, no need to be uncomfortable, you are among friends here :3
>>752402877
save me a spot
>>752402903
>>752402890
plaster her feet and toes with you white marble liquid
>>752403072
that's the idea
>>752402965
>MFW :3
>>752402853
Sexiest belly, looks as if it was made for lewd stuff
>>752402903
Looks SO. Freaking. HOT!
>>752403124
we love you BD. I'll stop bringing attention to you so much <3
>>752403124
You are just as cute as Tay :]
>>752403072
>>752403113
A question how much attention do you pay to the legs???
>>752403152
>Sexiest belly, looks as if it was made for lewd stuff
it wasn't???
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>752403218
>>752403247
>>752403035
One foot each
>>752403218
A lot. I started out being 100% legs, feet have much more uses
>>752403191
I don't mean like that, just when I get too many replies at once it becomes overwhelming to try to reply to them all.
>>752403213
Not even CLOSE. But thanks though. :]
Wtf this thread is a shit nigga
>>752403218
Not sure what she had in mind when she was training for that rocking body, but I surely want to shoot a few ropes all over it
>>752402446
Kys attention whore
>>752403266
>>752403281
ahhh gotcha, and shit you nearly go me with that image, I had to take a moment
>>752403366
>>752403366
well she should keep it up that's for sure. Tie her up good ;)
>>752403350
not enough shit tbqhfamdesune
>>752403319
Closer than you think, hehe
>>752403444
oh boy, closeups. now we're getting into the power jerk
>>752403460
kek
I'm gonna head to sleep now Anons, love you, be good. :]
>>752403462
Now that's just offensive to Tay. ;3
>>752403444
>>752403484
only have that one, don't get too excited, sorry
>>752403564
>>752403558
oh well :P
>>752403558
>>752403575
>>752403593
>>752403609
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>>752403643
>>752403657
>>752403635
>>752403635
fucking yum
>>752403673
>>752403444
>trips
Having her tied up lying on her back, her head hanging over the edge of the bed as I start using her sweet mouth
>>752403691
>>752403710
>>752403676
Good lord
>>752403719
>>752403550
Nighty night anon, sleep well
>>752403736
>>752403752
>>752403770
>>752403690
>>752403690
>fucking yum
that is a cracking pose from her
>>752403722
;)
>>752403696
that's the dream Anon
>>752403785
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>>752403827
>>752403850
>>752403797
>>752403879
>>752403898
>>752403912
>>752403797
oh fuck.. lotta head stimulation going on for this one
>>752403926
>>752403943
>>752403924
>>752403930
heh
>>752403957
>>752403962
>>752403975
>>752403797
Fuck, i want run my tongue all over her long sexy legs as I listen to her pleasure moans
>>752403994
>>752404010
>>752403993
keep having to take breaks
>>752404032
>>752404050
>>752404075
>>752404087
>>752404108
>>752404124
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>>752403962
>>752403997
I bet Vic would be totally into that
>>752404046
know that feeling
>>752404156
>>752404182
>>752404178
>>752404154
ooooo
>>752404201
>>752404217
>>752404208
>>752404230
finishing soon
>>752404241
>>752404239
>>752404275
>>752404256
;)
>>752404046
Pace yourself, Vicky deserves a ton of edging
>>752404178
And slowly work myself to her inner thighs, tease her a bit before I finally start pleasuring her gorgeous soft tight pussy with my fingers
>>752404296
>>752404319
>>752404317
>And slowly work myself to her inner thighs, tease her a bit before I finally start pleasuring her gorgeous soft tight pussy with my fingers
hhnnng her pussy is begging
>>752404433
>>752404433
the deed is done...
thanks for hanging out VJbro! much appreciated
>>752404478
>>752404501
>>752404489
a pleasure and now Imma going to finish to that Amanda pic that nearly got me earlier ;) >>752403281
>>752404341
>>752404341
>>752404341
New celeb bread
>>752404605
;3
>>752403412
Have to make these threads because faggot OP kills my boner errtiem
>>752404685
>>752404341
>>752404341
>>752404341
Mine was first faggot
celeb bread here
>>752404433
As soon as i slide a finger inside her, she's let's a gasp out. It feels warm as I slightly stir it up inside of her, exploring her inner walls.
My mouth is sucking on her swollen aroused clit as I place a second finger in her womb, already starting to notice her firmness
>>752404722
mine is hotter faggot
>>752404389
>>752404389
>>752404389
Real celeb thread ignore the autists
>>752404817
Fuck you i was 1st to link my thread
