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New celeb thread
>>752405094
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
>>752405153
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margaret qualley novitiate
This thread is a shit.
What is wrong with me
I'm agitated all the time
I get incredibly angry over the smallest things
I keep destroying my self-confidence
I am incredibly restless
I can never solely concentrate on one task
I hit myself hard constantly
I get depressed constantly
I keep thinking about suicide
I will feel like crying, then happy almost instantly
I feel it is not fair experiencing happiness like those around me
I feel trapped inside a torture chamber
I'm scared of losing control
I am extremely paranoid
I take things way too serious
Most of the time I feel emotionally confused
I always feel that my responses to everyday things in life are wrong
I do things excessively that are bad for me
I have a screaming replica of myself within my mind almost permanently
What is wrong with me?
>>752405094
I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, /b/ is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>>752406020
What's your shitty excuse for your autism now that you are not taking pills?
>>752405291
brilliant
>>752406020
autistic faggot
>>752406250
I might have accidentally bought more pills...
>>752406331
Asshole
>>752406439
Moar Em
>>752406439
>bought more pills
cmon man what the fuck
>>752406439
how many devices do you post from Roberts fag?
>>752406474
Sure
>>752406514
I'm in a little bit deep, my friend
I'm sorry I had to
>>752406549
One O.O
>>752406553
Yes so hot
>>752406609
lies xD
>>752406553
I'm really fucking disappointed in you, no joke.
>>752406607
Jesus
>>752406662
The depression gets to me
I don't want to suffer like that
>>752406660
O.O
>>752406662
He's a lost cause. I think. We should just root him on at this point.
>>752406660
>>752406660
CHAAAD
>>752406723
I'm trying my best
>>752406792
Well your best isn't good enough. Gotta know when to fold.
>>752406880
That's not a very nice thing to say
Addiction runs in my family. It's completely my fault even though I made the choice to buy the pills - I accept that
M-My m-m-mistress V-Victoria Justice i-is a v-very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm lucky t-to h-have her... P-Please d-do not t-try t-to steal h-her f-from m-me... O-Only I-I know th-things about h-her th-that o-o-others do not kn-kn-know and s-so I-I'm scared...
>>752407051
I didn't to be born this way or to have someone in my family offer me a way to self-medicate.
Then I was hooked ever since. It's not fair on me.
>>752407076
I-It m-m-must be t-terrible n-not t-to h-have a-a beautiful c-celeb w-w-woman to worry a-about i-in y-your life; I-I-I-I guess I-I'm lucky to be i-in this p-position...
Why is this thread so slow today
>>752407470
Kys faggot
>>752407470
Kys faggot
>>752406751
>>752406549
I'm kidding by the way, I just had to switch to my mobile tee hee
Jewess Queen is busy as a bee doing her shopping!
>>752407470
Kys faggot
>>752407775
>>752407470
Kys faggot
>>752407547
>>752407567
F-Forgive m-m-me good sirs... M-My m-mistress i-is young a-and beautiful s-so I-I truly am b-blessed when I-I l-look at th-the m-miseries before th-the f-f-faces o-of m-many m-men who c-c-can never know w-what i-it's l-like t-t-to have s-s-something l-like this...
>>752407841
G O D D E S S
>>752407781
>>752407813
M-Most m-men c-can o-only d-dream a-about st-steering a-a ship c-containing a-a beauty l-like this... F-Forgive m-me...
>>752407934
Incredible body
>>752407796
>picks nose in cute
>>752408512
I'll pick her cute little nose for her if she asked me to
Did everybody go to sleep?
>>752408210
I want to worship her feet whilst having her hooked up to an industrial milking machine.
>>752405458
This is /b/
>>752408788
I wanna sex the shit outta this girl
>>752405094
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>>752408715
yes we did Roberts fag. you should try it sometime
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>>752409167
I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>752409167
Same
>>752409167
Hi Dan
>>752409197
I sleep for a little while
But I don't think I can dream anymore
>>752408715
Your autistic spam made everyone leave
>>752409409
hard to dream when all your serotonin is gone within 30 mins of popping your first handful of pills lel
>>752409442
I didn't spam much
The interracial gay scat porn spammer is worse
>>752409167
>>752409329
>>752408453
>>752408286
>>752409473
It comes back again
It's like a rollercoaster
Jewess Queen? Jewess Queen!
>>752409532
her titties are so good
>>752409540
shut it
>>752409707
Jesus
>>752409679
They're absolutely amazing. Good size and unbelievably perky
>>752409724
yeah they're incredible. I never really noticed them until recently when I saw a bunch of pics and realized she doesn't even wear a bra 9/10 times and she does not need to. I mean Jesus fuck what more could you ask for
>>752407527
reposts upon reposts.
I would share, but I've already gone through my collection recently. Gonna wait a bit
How many mg of codeine does it take to kill someone who's under 90 lbs
Honest answers only. Asking for a friend
>>752409852
Yeah they're so perky she doesnt even need to wear a bra most of the time
>>752409939
the problem is, your bidy cant convert more than 320 mg. kimit of liver. but but that alone wont kill anyone.
mix in alcohol or bensos and whoever you asked for wont wake up.
>>752405836
nigga bisexual polar. u prolly have the aids
>>752406607
thanks for the mom jeans
>>752410036
codeine must pass thru liver to work on brain., but the limit of what a liver can convert into morphine at one time is 320 mg.
ari awoke to start another day
having the perfect bum to flaunt
in front of all the thirsty men she
finds at every place she haunts!
>>752407841
i want to make sweet luv to kstew and giv her an ugly baby wit autism
>>752409167
stale pasta is stale
>>752408130
hhnng
>>752410113
but most opiate related deaths are not from taking just opiates, most often alchhol is involved. any two bit opioid can turn deadly when added to a breathing supressant like bensos or alc. otherwise go heroin, or fentanyl. as they can be odd on by themselves.
>>752410036
>>752410113
If I have about 250 mg
And also 210 mg of ephedrine
What would happen if I swallowed all of it.
>>752409707
so secksy
>>752410305
yas
>>752410235
ephedrine being a stimulant would negate some of the sweet codeine. not much else.
what a shit thread
>>752409939
no fucking way you're under 90 lbs. is Roberts fag a girl?
>>752410375
Okay thanks anyway
Guess I can't an hero :/
>>752410375
unless youre into snowballing ofc.
>>752410399
I told you guys long time ago I'm small for my age
>>752410420
can always be old fashioned and jump off a building
ari over stretched looking over the
multicolored cups at the store shelves
was aghast when a man with his
family behind him reached out and
sniggered with a three fingered pinch
her bum cheek! when ari reared around
to suppress he denied everything
saying his hands never left his side!
>>752410379
It makes for some nice outfit choices though
>>752410470
No you, s-s-s-stutterfag
Like those 4 people told you to do.
>>752410420
if i were you id do the codeine, all of it .. right now. then down your parents boose about half a bottle shoudl do, after bliss youd fall asleep. problably vomit yourself to death while you dream . if youre lucky you wont wake up.
>>752410508
wat
>>752410399
45kg is anorexia levels, I'm lightweight for my height, 181cm 69kg.
>>752410520
See >>752407470
And
>>752407547
>>752407567
>>752407781
>>752407813
For you Vic Justice faggot
>>752410457
how tall are you?
>>752410477
fuck yes it does.
>>752410544
I'm approximately 151 cm
And last time I checked 40-45 kg
>>752410566
>>752410614
MODS
>>752410510
Can it be any booze like a small bottle of champagne. Like really small.
>>752410717
I'm 25 idiot
>>752410560
Not every VJ poster is stutterbro
>>752410700
She's so unbelievably hot
>>752405291
Moar? where did you get this cap, I have been lookin for em since february
>>752410783
>She's so unbelievably hot
She looks like a plastic sex doll. Zero personality.
>>752410510
wont be enough but it couldnt hurt.
>>752410783
yes
>>752410844
>caring about personality
>>752410740
finally a real celeb is posted
More maisie
>>752410889
It’s a trap
>>752410869
>ywn make queso fresco from her milk
>>752410869
They have such a nice shape
>>752410891
You like M?
>>752410319
fuck she is fine
>>752410919
She should let Maddie squeeze them
>>752410941
hnnnnnnnghh
>>752410908
It's a trap
>>752410952
I have no doubt that maddie has gotten a good feel for them quite often
>>752410941
so when is she going to admit she had a boob job?
>>752411037
Why's that?
>>752410914
feelsbadman
>>752410919
incredible.
>>752411037
>>752410976
mmmmmm those bodies
I'm the little one.
>>752411059
Maddie is obsessed with VJ and always talks about how hot she is on social media
>>752411075
>>752411078
>>752411113
what's going on here?
>>752411157
Does mean VJ lets her sis grope her tits sadly
>>752411157
wow. so vj must be completely cool with her tits being out there. figures she would be cool about it. seems like a chill ass chick
>>752411260
classic
>>752411164
>>752411282
>korea278449
you must really like Korean girls
>>752411320
Only the cute ones
>>752411198
But if that's what maddie is saying on public social media, imagine what she's like behind closed doors.
>>752411238
Yeah It seems like she's super chill
>>752411484
So have they fucked the same guy?
>>752411455
mama mia
>>752411484
nice
>>752411282
>>752411320
>>752411431
Who doesn't like korean girls though
