My friend passed away to a drug overdose and this is the only photo I have of him can someone photoshop him into a suit or photoshop a outgoing photo of him
>>752401336
Another xanax/heroin user?
Valium
He loved football/soccer and grime music if that helps you for photoshop ideas
>>752401818
Not exactly what I was expecting, but thanks I guess
>>752401898
Give it a few minutes.
Something better will get posted.
Might post my email for the photoshops to be sent to incase this thread prunes, as I really need a nice photo for his family
>>752402044
Relax, you're on page 3.
Meme are forever.
>>752402198
> He liked soccer, grime music, and thread prunes
>>752402044
ENCASE THIS THREAD IN PRUNES
Email [email protected] incase thread prunes
How do you delete thread comments, I shouldn't of put my work email
>>752402823
We comin for ya boi!
Please post them to [email protected] I didn't mean to post my work email
hope this helps
>>752403077
I'm wanting a photo for a funeral photo slideshow it needs to be realistic
>>752403128
what that's not good enough?
>>752403275
He passed away it's not appropriate for his funeral slideshow it is appreciated that you took your time to make a photoshop though
Don't let this prune please
>>752402823
Hit the Delete Post option, pls.
>>752403367
Did he have a good sense of humor? He looks like he did. Run with it, man.
>>752401336
Please tell me /b was not your 1st choice. Unless ofc Chan caused the od, then it becomes tribute
>>752401336
>outgoing photo of him
>>752401336
Was that drug chemo op?
>>752402823
>>752403470
hey
SAM?
>>752403687what do you mean?
>>752402823
>shouldn't of
[email protected]
>>752403712
jack?
>>752403775
DAve?
>>752403775
His name was calv/Calvin
>>752403815
His name was Cailiou
Email the photoshops to [email protected] incase this prunes
>>752404028
Welp, you know what comes next.
>>752404028
aeiou
Don't let this prune
>>752403813
yes! HEllo!
>>752402676
everybody send pics of their dicks and close ups of their assholes
>>752404830
I did
How do you delete thread comments?
Did he overdose on cancer?
DON'T
LET
THIS
P R U N E
guies
>>752405250
hey
ayy lmao
Email photoshops to [email protected] incase thread prunes
OP's gay lover is kill.
>>752405641
What fucking age are you
>>752401336
>>752405902
who are those people
>>752405250
Dumbfuck
>>752406056
Stop spamming jibberish asshole
>>752405902
>not doing repeat face
>>752406413
thanks Doug!
>>752402823
Email photoshops to [email protected] incase this thread prunes
Real posters only please
>>752406344
Newfag, that was my only post in tis thread. Yeah, not newfag... ultra newfag, xD ;)
>>752406998
Weirdo
>>752407087
Nigger, you lose the argument, I automatically win
I tried !!
How do you delete threads? Too many assholes on this thread, I just want a sensible photo
How long does it take for threads to prune?
>>752407504
shit, i'm sorry OP i posted wrong one
>>752407505
Its too late now. Just ride it out. Sorry bout your friend. None of this is in malice really. You shared your friend and he's a part of something again. Take solace in that. When we remember someone, they're never really gone.
Can we get a soccer shoop?
Guys my aerodynamic friend fucking croaked it, he's dead as shit. How long does it take for his head to shrivel up like a prune?
I'm just looking for some sensible head shrinking and preservation techniques and time estimates for the pruning, so don't be assholes.
send head-pruning estimates to my work email please:
[email protected]
Just want this head pruned guys. It's already very smooth.
>>752407677
Fucking hell
Kek
>>752407677
Fucking asshole
>>752407505
Bump
Seriously though, OP.
what was his humor like. You're here and he was your friend. Was he a /b/ro?
Fuck this is first time the internet has ever triggered me I just want this thread to prune now
Ask on >>>/wsa/
If you're OP, can't you just delete bread? Pretty sure this is troll.
>>752407824
This is like my 2nd post on here he had 4chan bookmarked that's how I found the site
>>752407980
What's that?
>>752408007
He can, but its either troll or retard
>>752408007
I commented asking got one reply but didn't really help
Fuck this is first time the internet has ever triggered me I just want this head to prune now.
It's all smooth and shiny and I'm quite bothered by it. The reflectiveness and bulbosity make me feel unwell. I'll feel much better once it's safely preserved, dried, shriveled up and pruned. My friend's dead so he won't mind. About the head pruning.
He was a right good bloke so don't be assholes just tell me how long it takes for the head to prune.
>>752408015
If that's the case then you honor him greatly.
>>752408116
How do I delete threads?
>>752405902
The dad's face be like
>>752408036
Wrong board.
Work Safe GIF
You want >>752408009
Work Safe Request
Shit's slow as fuck tho. Don't expect much.
>>752408212
Is that not for gifs?
>>752408166
Fuck dude I feel a little bad if you're for real about this being your first time here. Please take solace in the fact that if your bro had this site bookmarked he is laughing in the afterlife very very hard right now. You do him the greatest honor.
He's probably just dying laughing.
Now let's get that dome properly preserved and send him on his way. Head pruning here we come. Pruned at last pruned at last oh sweet Jesus we prunes at last.
>>752408166
Click first post options, delete or go to bottom and delete. Same with individual posts. Depends on mobile or pc. Not like it matters. Someone, even me, can make a new thread with pics and your emails. Just ride it out, anon.
>>752408275
/wsg/ is.
/wsr/ is requests
How long did your friend suffer with AIDS?
>>752404028
kek
>>752408486
Grow up I know when I'm being trolled, he died on fake Valium
Here you go OP:
https://www.museumofman.org/how-shrink-human-head/
https://people.howstuffworks.com/shrunken-head3.htm
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-does-one-actually-shrink-a-head-5994665/
That should have you well on your way to getting the head pruned.
Much respect for going the extra mile here to honor your friend's last wishes. It's a pretty unusual custom but I like your dedication.
>>752402823
Enjoy your new subscription to Big Gay Asses Daily!
I don't want to prune my dead friends head I made this thread for people to photoshop him as I only have one photo of him and it isn't such a good photot
>>752408772
Hey I don't go to the homeless shelter to get my taxes done. What the fuck did you expect?
Kek
>>752408772
Its a fine pic. That was him. Don't alter who he was.
>>752401336
OP i can't help you since I'm in the bath but the least I can do is bump the thread
>>752408690
>>752408875
It would show up small on the slideshow if I used that pic
>>752408867
lmao
>>752408966
Post more pics of seagal eatings carrots dude, for entertainment reasons.
>>752408772
Cheer up man, listen to this guy:
>>752408875
I mean it's not the most flattering pic, but he looks really happy, and after all that gear WAS fucking lit
>>752408867
I mean just ask your friend man, it damn near pruned his fucking head.
Good thing you're around to finish up the job for him. What a good m8 you are to prune his head for him he'd be proud. Anyone get you that time frame estimate yet? On the head getting pruned?
From what I've read you've got to leave it in the brine solution for at least two days to get it really wrinkled up nice. Especially with how tight and shiny ya mates dome is. Or was rather.
>>752405714
Too close to 30 kek,
>>752409145
Your a really shit troll
How long does it take for threads to prune
>>752401336
I now feel bad for making fun of your pruned pal. Rip to a serious extent. Also sorry for sending tons of spam mail to both your emails
Here. Have a meme. This one's on me
>>752409229
Stop asking this, retard. It depends on many factors. Depending on the board, each thread has a post limit (normally around the 300+ replies), and if it's reached it will no longer bump. But it can also happen that nobody replies to a thread and then it keeps going down the pages until it reaches the last one as other threads are bumped and then it'll be pruned.
>>752409065
How long does it take for heads to prune
send me estimates:
[email protected]
to my WORK EMAIL.
I need to get this thing preserved it's very shiny and bulbous and he's dead. My friend. I need the head pruned.
>>752401336
Oh shit, I didn't know Michael Stipe died
>>752408967
Enlarge it. Yeah it'll pixelate some but if that's your only pic...
>>752409322
That's a Dissapoint I thought it was moby
>>752409195
Nope, I'm generally pretty good. I suck at photoshop though.
It's you're btw.
>>752401336
Your friend would appreciate knowing you're so lazy you won't download a free trial of photoshop and do this yourself, and so retarded you asked /b/ for help. But you're both fucking junkies, so I guess it makes sense.
>>752409314
Wonderful
>>752406998
>xD ;)
Jesus
Been over half an hour and this cancer still isn't pruned ffs my email is spammed with cancer aswell ffs
roll x 100
>>752410450
What does that mean?
>>752409291
this is what you call a meme?
>>752410561
XDDDDDDD
I almost OD'd the first time I did mdma thank fuck I didn't
>>752401336
Someone do one of him snorting coke or the scar face meme
>>752411011
If that happens I'll report it
>>752411091
Mods wont do anything about that kek
There's no delete option in setting on mobile? Is it possible to delete threads
>>752401336
You're friends with Jeff Bezos?
>>752401336
>>752411913
You Like it OP?
>>752412050
No.
since this cancer won't prune can someone just make me a fucking sensible photo already, looks like I'm going to need to make a new buisness email aswell cause of stupid trolls
>>752412268
> does something stupid
> blames other people
>>752412164
? why?
4chan was bookmarked on his laptop and trolls still troll with there shitposts get a grip
>>752412370
>>752412366
Cause it's a troll
>>752412443
no it isn't? what the hell?
>>752412164
Is this better?
I'm a newfag so yea it's common for newfags anywhere to be trolled but remember I found out about 4chan cause it was bookmarked on my friends laptop don't be dicks stop the troll posts and signing and emailing my business email with shit my friend that passed was a fellow 4channer like yous, let's do what i originally requested
>>752412671
>>752412663
Found an actually photo of your friend
>>752412781
>>752412671
I told u I was hardcore
>>752402676
>[email protected]
>
Pick one
>>752413119
Email doesn't exist I think op is trolling
>>752412434
>>752412443
[email protected]
Send me pictures of your dick
>>752401336
@752413457
that's really rude
nypa
>>752413601
who's nypA?
@752413510
so is replying with an @
>>752412434
Kek
>>752413665
>>752413510
hit alt+f4 for a list of shortcuts
@75241396
wat duz this even mean
>>752414069
some feg pretending to be that new
>>752409303
How can I delete, then?
>>752414380
delet this
>>752401336
You shouldn't have been shooting up with him the bathroom
>>752407581
This reminds me of that one meme
>>752408115
This guy trolling
>>752414380
>>752412671
>>752412370
>>752412268
>>752409315
>>752408166
>>752408115
>>752407677
>>752406772
>>752405635
>>752404110
>>752403059
>>752402676
archived and stickied
you are welcome op
>>752415134
What does stickied do and archived where
why did you have to post this on /b/
>>752401788
So he is a Britbong?
What team did he support?
I'll see what I can do Anon.
>>752415386
Greenock morton
hey y'all can you stop thanks
>>752415504
you and him scots?!
>>752415386
Thanks in advance
>>752415572
Yes
>>752408867
+1000 Keks!!!
>>752415649
Shits just stupid and you know it
>>752401336
One less degenerate piece of shit on the planet, I'm glad he's dead now.
>>752415386
He never went out and there's only like two photos of him since he left home he lied to his family about his social life and ko to have a morton season ticket and other stuff but reality was he would spend his weeks indoors drinking and abusing Valium if you could edit a good photo of him at a morton game or doing stuff outgoing or a photo of him dressed smartly ect that would be appreciated
>>752415859
He was a 4channer like you.
Y does this dude look like a Rick and Morty reject character...
@752416017
fuck you buddy
>>752416083
I've been reporting everyone's troll comments
>>752415628
shiiit, should have said that first, thought ye were some english cunt
still tho this is weak bait, you are using proton mail an "end-to-end encrypted email" and the mail is [email protected]
next one try [email protected]
>>752402676
88 = hh = heil hitler, do you know it?
Are you a nazi?
>>752416145
Reporting to who? I don't think your mom has any authority on 4chan, and she's probably just telling you she'll do something just to get you to shut up.
>>752416427
4chan mods
>>752416393
lmao I WILL SHOW THIS TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY AT THE FUNERAL. THEY WILL LOVE IT!
>>752401336
>>752402044
>>752402676
>>752402823
>>752403059
>>752404110
>>752416145
>>752401336
hey
>>752417095
>aloud
okay guys last call
>>752416478
I was in the process of shooping him into a football jersey playing for Greenock and had already finished one of him in a suit (very pleased with it too) and then read this comment.
I am a moderator here and I didn't get any such notification, I have deleted photoshop files.
Don't cry wolf Jock.
>>752418643
You obviously just don't know how to photoshop
>>752418643
bollocks kid
>>752418643
And Greenock is the place morton is the team no one calls them Greenock it's either morton or Greenock Morton
>>752407677
hahaha fuck
>>752418734
Can't photoshop so he comes up with a dumb excuse lol
Stop fucking sending shit to my business email you retards and stop with your shitty edits
>>752412384
Oh shit I kekd hard too perfect
At least something fun is happening on this board for once.
