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rate me, /b/
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>>752398018
10/Nightmare
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this is fuckin real, but i still cant habeeb it
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>>752398018
How can I rate you if you have a mask on? Either you’re really hideous looking, or super shy. In any case this thread is pointless. Please don’t come back until you have something constructive to comtribute.
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>>752398018
>>752398235

>>752398018

Is that her third-world facial reconstruction surgery after an acid attack?

Or just the result of hundreds of years of Muslim inbreeding?
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thought that was a shoop job
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>>752398444
nope, she wants to look like angelina jolie...no fuckin joke. i dare you to visit her insta.

19 yrs old, approx 50 surgeries.
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>>752398018
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>>752398235
Dark Link/10
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>>752398018
this is clever SEO link bait...

its a bait to google saharbar_official which will generate traffic and google rating for "sahar bar official"
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>>752398527
>19 yrs old,
oh god
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>>752398574
anon, i know words arent worth much in here,
but i swear that i postet it because i NEVER saw anything like that before.
to me it's like a rekt threat
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>>752398018
Apparently she's underwent surgery 50-ish times to look like Angelina Jolie. Nailed it.
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>>752398574
>using Google
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>>752398527
>she wants to look like angelina jolie
Well she does, good job on that
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>>752398527
>she wants to look like angelina jolie
>looks batshit insane

NAILED IT.
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>>752398527
>19yo
>already looks like a mummy

wtf
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>>752399093
Girls can get pregnant at 14 or so, so that's not weird. A bit young, sure.
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>>752398018
dobby/10
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>>752398708
Holy, fucking, shit.
It's like a fucking nightmare gave birth to itself through some poor womans head.
Somebody call Tim Burton and tell him to stop manifesting monsters with his mind.
Someone tell Steven King the gypsy queen from his latest novel has escaped the paper.

I swear to god if I saw this bitch at night while I was alone I'd honestly try to kill her before she killed me and removed my fucking soul.
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>>752398018
wtf in her videos the nose looks just normal, she just use the smudge tool in photoshop i think for all this retarded pictures lol
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>>752398018
>Best guess for this image: Tehran
Google doesn't even identify this thing as human!
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>>752398527
>she wants to look like angelina jolie
Show tits
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>>752399125
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>>752399151
dude her nose never looks normal,
just a little less i-dont-even-know-what
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>>752398018
she could do kobold-porn without makeup
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>>752398018
>>752398235
what
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>>752398817
mah nigga
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>>752398018
Roast me /b/
ftfy
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>>752399284
That's a daddy.
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>>752398235
noodle language, fuck that shit
sandniggers from germany!
Wake up Hitler!
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Are these people even real?

Is this somebody's CGI project?
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thank you for broadening my horizon
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>>752399594
Some plastic surgeons retirement project, more like.
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SO GUYS IMPORTANT QUESTION. Would you?
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>>752399621
kek title
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>>752398528

This cat...
has seen some shit...
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fuck i honestly thought that was a mask!
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>>752398336
That's actually her face. Heavily photoshopped in every picture tho. Check her instagram out. She's got surgery done but also all her pics are shopped.
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>>752399687
topkek
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>>752398018
Killitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillitkillit
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>>752398018
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>>752398018
bimbo skeletor/10
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>>752399714
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>>752399621
Jesus Christ that thing is real?
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I call bullshit, looks shopped as fuck.
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>>752399621
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...what am I looking at?
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I wanna see her pre-op. I'm guessing she was beautiful
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>>752400149
jesus fuckin christ i'm crying... PERFECT
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>>752400175
her old insta (w/o the "official") shows it.
she was decent, not a top tier, but decent...
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>>752399621
i am of the scare
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>>752399714
jesus fuck that poor cat.
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The nigger lips make it look worse
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>>752398018
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>>752399652

The gothic pedo in me says yes...

But every ounce of sanity screams, "RUN AWAY"
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she's real just load of make up and fillers
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>>752400239
Ty dude. I'd smash
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>>752399539
>>752399687
That's Persian not Arabic retards
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It's like a tim burton character came to irl
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>>752398018
I ran
RIP
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>>752400143
>I call bullshit, looks shopped as fuck.

There's an Instagram video on this page, visit if you dare:

https://www.ad.nl/bizar/vijftig-cosmetische-operaties-om-op-angelina-jolie-te-lijken~ab2cb8b4/
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>>752400443
definitely smash
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>>752398018
her before ruining her face completely.
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>>752400547
>yes I can prove it you just draw traffic to the profile
>this isn't just a shitty profile campaign
fuck off sandjew
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>>752400665
Woah
She looked somewhat like angelina
8/10 ruined
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>>752400665
the fuck, she wasn't even ugly
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>>752400665
I think this is several surgeries in. But she was definitely going the right way at first.
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>>752400752
buy yourself a huge roll of tinfoil, anon
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>>752400752
>a Netherlands news site is a crazy Arab woman's official profile

Yeah, sorry, you failed at the internet today, big guy. /b/ used to be all about DISCOVERING WEIRD SHIT five years ago; now it's just porn and super-paranoid, timid newfags like yourself.

>>752400665

I think she uses strategic makeup to make herself look even more skeletal; in some pictures she looks almost human.
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Accurate
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>>752401044
>/b/ used to be all about DISCOVERING WEIRD SHIT

this. also dubs checked.
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>>752401044
that language is persian
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>>752401044
>news site
That's even more fucking annoying they constantly try to b8 on /pol using shitty leftist articles till someone archives the article 4 or 5 posts in and they get angry and report the archiver to the fucking mods and bring the rules up not realising the mods don't give a fuck about people using archives
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I would fuck her....
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>>752401324
just shut the fuck up.
OC is brought up,
and /poltards and newfags start
autisticly repeating "boohoo shills! cucks!".

m'ladies and m'gentlemen:
the cancer that killed /b a long time ago.
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>>752401324
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>>752401371
Oh anon, you'd fuck everything. Remember when I had to pull you off of that dead hooker the other week?
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>>752401260

So she's from Iran?

She must be wealthy to be able to afford all that surgery, yes?

I'm surprised it's even allowed in such a conservative country...
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>>752401701
Iran is cosmetic surgery central, every rich bitch has fish lips and a nose job over there.
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>>752400029
Lol nice one
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>>752399621
why does it have a massive head?
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Okay guys, who wore the dubious Angelina Jolie plastic surgery better:

Saharbar, or Octomom?
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Look at her body!
Heavy Anorexia.
+Borderline Syndrom
+Body Dysmorphic Disorder
I'm always wonder how fucked up a human spirit can be. Could it be 'Daddy issues'?
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>>752401876
I don't know. Why do I have a massive penis? People are different, anon.
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>>752401942

Some women claim to be "addicted" to plastic surgery. But plastic surgery isn't a natural phenomenon, so it seems like a questionable mental disorder.

I dunno man, some people are just nuts...
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>>752402077
Addiction is, though. Addictive personalities don't get addicted to only one specific thing. They get addicted to a focus. If they somehow manage to break out of that, they can get addicted to something else easily.
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>>752398018
Anon... I just can't...

>>752398235
Ay bro, came to the same conclution. RIP the rest of the sanity that I still had intact.

>>752398805
>>752398915
underrated posts

>>752399142
Imagine waking up with her after a wet night at the bar. Would you survive the shock or suffocate your self with your own piinie?
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>>752398018
Pretty sure her pics are edited to high hell this is her latest instance video
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>>752402629
Insta* fucking auto correct
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Women shouldnt be allowed to make decisions like this.
No. Just no.
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>>752402785
Women shouldn't be able to make decisions* fixed that for you
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>>752402629
she still looks fucking horrible
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>>752402926
I'd give my finest camel and 2 chickens to fuck this Persian whore
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>>752398018
ghoul/10
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>>752402785
>allowing womyn to make any decisions at all
anon...
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>>752403141
>wishwecouldturnbacktime.mp3
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>>752398018
This shit is probably some viral stuff...
I mean, who wants a fucked up nose and look like a 2 weeks corpse. Omg, the worst part is that probably is 100% real.
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if that's plastic surgery it really brings the question to me about what the hell it looked like before that started
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>>752399621
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>>752403434
>>752400443
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>>752398018
>>752398235

she looks like this guy
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>>752400414
It's like getting it on with the loli from the exorcist...
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>>752403372
>>752403434
Na pics are heavily edited to get more views I think
>>752402629
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>>752403294
I feel your pain brother...
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>>752398018
Extreme body mod. Pretty cool. Follow your dreams - ignore haters - do whatever the fuck u like.
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>>752398543
Severely underrated
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She got it all wrong, she needed to look like prime angelina not current angelina.
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>>752398527
I’ve heard that she’s some kind of hero because showing of how many surgeries a woman has had is a sign of emancipation in Iran or wherever she’s from
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>>752398018
this is why we must stop mental illness! Science has not gone this far so we can abuse it to create frankenstein monsters like this
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>>752399142
>Somebody call Tim Burton and tell him to stop manifesting monsters with his mind.
Jesus Christ I just laughed
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>>752403586
I also miss Bill Burrs old comedy style where he just shat all over women, now he's afraid to cause of his nigger feminist wife
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>>752398018
ORTHOPEDIC SURGEONS HATE HER! click here to find out she became an skellington
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>>752403532
what the fuck no way
>>752403568
kind of figured. just where it started to where it ended up must of been some sort of accident maybe she's just rolling with it and making the best of it. never really understood why people that are fairly okay looking risk it with some invasive surgery to try and look a bit different.
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>>752400473
>thats not sandnigger but sandnigger
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http://sometag.com/account/sahartabar_official/3510081912/
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how is she not a meme?
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Nibble, nibble, mousekin, who's nibbling at my housekin?
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>>752398018
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What an idiot.
The first person that would look better AFTER an acid attack...
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>>752398018

>>752394868
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>>752399142
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>>752401473
>the cancer that killed /b/
Yes. That's why they got their containment board.
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>>752405762
I'd still fug her
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>>752398543
Kek
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>>752398336
>Believing pic is OP.

Lurk moar, faggot.
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>>752398018
what's it like being a caricature?
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>>752400752
Dude are you literally retarded?
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>>752403541
How dare you say that about the man from another place.
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