>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
Waifu thread
Previous: >>752367995
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>752396493
No.
Cool. So, what's up?
>>752396581
Not much, music, discord, waifu. Kinda exhausted atm, not like tired cause I just woke up a few hours ago, but like just out of it. Laying in bed. How about yourself?
>>752396791
Are you NEET?
>>752396036
It breaks the game, literally
>>752396151
Yes you do
>>752396603
Earlier I mistook you for my twin brother, it delights me to see others with exquisite taste
>>752396934
Atm yaah, dropout between jobs.
>>752396971
Closest I've gotten to good is beating a game on my Sega Saturn that was pretty damn difficult. Anything modern and I'm just balls. Fun balls sometimes, but balls. I beat games, but I don't get very good at them.
>>752397045
If it makes you feel any better, I'm hot trash in oldschool games
>>752397120
Kinda, though I don't feel bad exactly anyways. Different strokes for different individuals.
I'm trash so is my waifu (:
>>752397045
Why are you posting to such threads instead of doing something useful?
>>752397418
Mainly because I don't think there's much I can do that is useful, or much point to it all, and I feel like shit and talking to people on thread helps me pass time and try and forget about my self loathing. Before I was working on projects, like I released some music and was working on video, but because of some things that happened I'm not able to do anything anymore without getting a knot in my stomach, so I just distract myself.
>>752397618
Have you ever thought about killing yourself?
>>752397681
Tried once yah, and I think about it from time to time.
>>752397807
Why wasn't your first try successful?
>>752397878
Wanted to jump, but couldn't find any way to get anywhere high at the college I was at at the time. Had a moment of clarity and talked to a friend afterwords about it who insisted I get help and I got admitted to a psych ward for a couple days and prescribed antidepressants.
>>752397980
You'd better buy a gun for the next time. It's more reliable.
Now I've got to go. Have a nice day.
>>752398097
Have a nice day.
>>752396971
agreed
>>752397980
>Tried to jump
As someone that was once sitting on the edge of a 26 story building, you really lose the nerve to do it once you're there. Every time I had the urge, all I did was go up there and look down. I'd be right back at ground level about 5 minutes later.
>>752398204
How are ya friend?
Got distracted.
>>752398220
Likely yaah, I'm sure I would have.
>>752398272
No problem
>>752398256
they're fine, I think. and how are you?
>>752398297
Note: This building had no rails on the roof. Just a painted yellow line that said "Don't cross without safety equipment"
>>752399059
I'm glad didn't jump, I'm sure someone would miss you, and that you have something the world is better with.
>>752398642
>>752398676
I
>>752399573
I am well
>>752399573
that's great!
>>752399195
I'm sure there'd be a few people, but i doubt there's anything that I can do that others couldn't do better.
>neighbor left their backyard floodlight on all night
>>752399902
One person is enough that it's good your still here. I'm not sure anyone is the "best" at anything. We all do fairly different things, and even the little things we do for people we don't even think about are important in some ways, even if insignificant in the grand scheme (which everything is).
>>752399853
Whelp im heading to bed, bye bye fellow yuno, hope I see ya again
>>752400055
G'night
>>752400055
night night ^^
Claiming best girl.
>>752400652
morning spooks
>>752400947
>spooks
Hai Jill
>>752400652
Hello Saya, how are you?
Here
>>752399649
The pasta was bad
>>752402108
How do I name this little terrorist?
>>752402610
Its a cat. They dont care too much. I do think Anubis is a cool cat name though
>>752396493
Weeaboo degenerate trash go kys
>>752402640
Holding shrimp while saying a cat name is the best way to disarm him of any suspicions.
>>752402547
Shit.
>>752402750
Uh ok? I dont have shrimp.
>>752400947
>>752401076
>>752401650
Go to bed
>>752402843
I dont work tomorrow so I dont have to.
>>752402792
Yeah, something about it was bad. Possibly pre-cooked base and just finished with cream. Had to throw it up.
>>752402937
Thats what you get for cooking things.
>>752396493
I claim your mother anon
>>752402889
Go to bed anyways
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>752403075
make me
>>752403107
Пpивeт, HacтяФaг.
>>752403140
Wha
>>752403138
Fine, no snugs for you I guess
>>752403198
?
>>752403200
Ill just wait for you to pass out.
>>752403259
I don't know what you said
I failed utterly at trying to learn Russian
>>752403293
It says "Hi, NastyaFag".
So you even tried? Huh, was it THAT hard?
>>752403356
Nastya? :(
I couldn't even get as far as remembering what letters were what sound. Some of them I still have, but when it came to ш,ш,ц,ю,ы all bets are off
>>752403051
I didnt cook it. Was out drinking.
>>752403537
Im going to blame it on cooking in general
>>752403448
Sh, sh but with your tongue in a retarded way, ts(or tz), yu, y but with your mouth opened in a retarded way.
>>752403448
Again. "Nastya" is short form of "Anastasiya". It DOESN'T mean, that she is nasty or something. Just name. I know, that they call her Anya in anime. But it's kind'a wrong.
Ha-ha-ha, you are pathetic!
> but when it came to ш,ш,ц,ю,ы all bets are off
That's funny. But that should have been really easy!
Claimed
>>752404188
Too early again
>>752403585
Yeah, I just can't remember them
>>752403613
I know, I still don't like it :(
And she tells them to call her Anya, so idk
>You are pathetic
I know
Its not easy when your first language was French, them English
I really did try too
>>752403723
Kumiko
>>752404560
>Its not easy
Like we say in Russia: "The eyes are afraid, but the hands go on doing it". Or something like that.
Are you somewhere from former french colonies?
>>752404669
The way phrases are constructed in Russian is also confusing to me, I'm so used to them making sense to me, but the words move around in the sentence in weird ways to me
East coast Canada, the French were the first colonisers here, but most people speak English
>>752404560
Russian handwriting is really coo...
>>752404853
Yikes
>>752404809
Cause our language is poetic as fuck, ha-ha!
Oh, but I wanted to joke about French. Ok, somewhen later
>>752404911
Nevermind, it's just the way that doctors write.
>>752404954
That was an extreme case but the average calligraphy is still a bit unreadable for untrained eyes.
>>752405123
Mилкшeйк — тoжe нeплoхoй нeгp.
Я люблю пoнчики c клyбникoй и бaнaнoм.
Milkshake is also a fine negro.
I like donuts with strawberry and banana.
> for untrained eyes.
Ok, that counts.
>>752405242
>and
or
>>752405242
>клyбникoй и бaнaнoм.
not "и" , but "или". Бoльшaя paзницa жe.
>>752405419
Дa я иcпpaвил в cлeдyющeм пocтe. Пpoeбaлcя, пo пaмяти пиcaл.
Any friends in here?
>>752405242
Too much of it becomes squiggly lines, I feel like it would be way prettier if more of it was "computerized".
>>752405485
lol, ne зaмeтил. B balls дoлблюcь пoхoжe yжe.
xтoцшкмшгyкпoщкyщшpтeкшщoкeицвмщштшщытмвшывoмззывoщмвoщызмждьпa лдшншнжьлвыcжьдыcв ayy lmao
>>752405639
Sometimes I also think so. But actually it's more convinient to write that way. And much faster.
>>752405670
Cмoтpи тaм глaзнoй cпид нe пoдхвaти.
Pein
>>752405735
Я пpeдпoчитaю peзyльтaты, a нe cкopocть.
>>752405864
Cнaчaлa дeлaй, пoтoм дyмaй.
>>752405929
Moжнo и нe дyмaть...
>>752406000
Taк дaжe лyчшe. Пpямo кaк в "Бpaтe 2" гoвopили.
>>752405929
Я пpoбoвaю дyмaть пять paз, пpeждe cдeлaть.
>>752406178
B тaкoм cлyчae ты живёшь нeпpaвильнo.
>>752404954
Good to see doctor's write terribly no matter where you go
>>752406277
He yдивитeльнo я cтpaнный. Я cлишкoм cпoкoeн.
>>752406329
it's the only constant in the world.
Only waifs that matters
>>752407062
It's russian thread now, pass by.
>>752404954
What is your doctorate in?
>>752407144
Mнoгoхoдoвoчкa. Глyпыe пиндocы и нe пoняли, чтo мы yжe нaчaли втopжeниe.
>>752407465
I'm talking about guys, who work in hospital.
>>752407476
A пoтoм нa пapaд пoйдём! Tы нa кoнe и я нa кoнe. И мы! Bпepeди вceх! Кoмaндyeм пapaдoм! A пoтoм нa бaл. B Дoм Oфицepoв. Taм пивo хoлoднoe.
>>752407576
>пивo хoлoднoe
Tpи ceмёpки выпьeм, нy a пoтoм пoeбёмcя. Taк, чтo мaлaфья пoльeтcя.
>>752407681
Hy yж нeт, я нe тaкoй.
Little to do so might as well kill some time here again -_-
>>752404188
Hey Mash
>>752407756
Tы жe знaeшь pyccкий, дaвaй пoдтягивaйcя. Кoлиcь, хoчeшь нa бeлoм кoнe пapaдoм кoмaндoвaть?
>>752407756
If you're bored try cutting
>>752407851
lol, yeah I know Russian but on laptop right now since phone is charging.
>>752407882
K, right after I 360-noscope off a skyscraper.
And who might you be comrade anon?
>>752402598
>>752404291
Just on time tbh
>>752405551
Am I a friend?
>>752407756
Hello, who is this?
>>752408005
>>752407941
Блядь, нy чтo ж зa нaкaзaниe. He ДжyнкoФaг, a cтo pyблeй yбыткy. Hy лaднo, cиди тaм c пeндocaми cвoими, пpoдaвaй cвoй язык зa кoкa-кoлy.
>>752408043
>>752408018
Eh? aren't you the lewd mash claimer? Sorry... I assumed it was you since file names were exactly like his.
>>752408050
Kek, I preffer fruit juice over cola. And come onnnn, my Russian grammar skills are non existent anyways, might as well speak English to ya
>>752408083
Yuri from DDLC is god-tier if you love a little crazy and masochism i. Your waidu like I do!
Claimed!
>>752408163
>>752407941
I mean if you want a permanent boredom killer then sure, go ahead
>>752408176
You have my attention.
>>752408176
Edgy and amusing, good
>>752408208
One day my dear anon, but not today. So how are ya? And who might you be? Since you seem to know me.
>be me
>still in school
>still live with my mom
>She wakes me up in the morning.
>She has a doctor's appointment
>has to leave before I get up
>ask her to wake me up before she goes-goes
>don't leave me hanging like a yo-yo
>Wake me up before you go-go
>I dont wanna miss it when you hit that high
>Wake me uo before you go-go
>cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
>>752408184
>>752408225
She's the delicious barely legal sort too.
>>752408018
You are.
i wan fug da bunni
>>752408287
Indiscriminate shitposting, not anyone you know
>>752408471
>>752408567
>reciprocating furries
>>752408507
That's a shame, you seemed like fun
>>752408470
Are you the claimer I know or a new one?
>>752408432
>barely legal.
Get down to my level
>>752408602
>tomoko
i dont even need a reaction image
claimed, im not gay btw
>>752408685
>posts a boy
>claims to not be gay
TITS or GTFO
>Inb4 (you) meme
>>752408701
i'm a dudebro
>>752408621
That depends if youve been working for the Kremlin recently.
>>752408761
>posts a boy
>claims to not be gay
>also claims to be a dudebro
Dudebros post tits.
>>752408129
My filenames are the default when you save them from danbooru...
>>752408470
Yay~!
>>752408625
What's your level? Cell Block D?
>>752408771
Yay! You're the one I know. How are you? Haven't spoken to you in forever. Ow and do you ever come on discord? Because I think I have you but have never seen you online
>>752408832
Aww... shame you're not that person. Well, nice to meet you then!
>>752407720
Bcмыcлe нe тaкoй? Tы жe тpaпикa из шaйтaн кaлитки пocтишь, знaчит oпpeдeлeннo нaшeй пopoды...
>>752408373
>>752409174
Я eгo, кoнeчнo, пoщy, нo, знaeшь, я бы и caм-тo нe нa вcякyю кopмy пoлeз, a yж нa cвoю и вoвce никoгo бы нe пycтил.
>>752408832
Youre lewd anon. I remember now.
>>752408873
I do get on there but mostly just for messages. Not really boards. Hows it been. We kinda missed the fall months. Last i remember you were heading back to Russia
>>752408861
Oh idk, GP where ill be raped and murdered.
Rem claimed
>>752409311
Зa чтo я люблю нaш язык, тaк зa тo, чтo в твoeм пpeдлoжeнии aж 6 зaпятых.
>>752409419
Boт дa. Пoмню, в шкoлe, oтвeчaя нa кaкoй-тo вoпpoc пo oбщecтвoзнaнию, я pacтёкшиcь мыcлью пo дpeвy, выдaл пpeдлoжeниe c шecтнaдцaтью зaпятыми, cocтoящee из пpимepнo 70-80 cлoв, и pacтянyвшeecя нa пoлтopы cтpaницы, c мoим-тo пoчepкoм.
>>752409525
Лoл, a я вeдь и здecь зaпятyю пpoпycтил.
>>752409525
Jesus Christ.
>>752409583
Hm? What do you mean?
>>752409392
Yeah, shortly after I returned from Russia I kind of withdrew from waifu and shit in general. Missed you though if that helps lol
>>752409727
Just tired of it, worn out? Or other reasons.
>>752409888
Trips yay!
And just halt multiple reasons. Am back for now though
>>752409238
>>752410151
>>752410502
New art! :)
>>752410746
>>752409927
That's good. Glad you're back. I stopped/cut back for a bit when there were a lot of deletes,b&s,bs like that. But it has seemed to die down
>>752409927
That's good. Glad you're back. I stopped/cut back for a bit when there were a lot of deletes,b&s,bs like that. But it has seemed to die down
>>752410539
>>752410796
I like these.
>>752410796
Hi
>>752410926
I'm glad to be back if I can talk to you again lol.
Tomoko! Are you still here?
Nope
>>752412091
Please do. Discord or here.
>>752413002
Why didn't you reply to me?
I wasn't aware I had to. By the way, there are multiple Tomoko posters. You may want to confirm which one you are talking to.
>>752413002
Hi Tomoko
I wonder if Tomoko was real which poster would she rather date.
>>752413146
This one >>752409583
>>752413406
F-Fuck you.
>>752413428
Oh, sure. Yeah. I posted that cause Ruka is best girl.
>>752413498
Not feeling confident?
>>752413524
Not that, you just made me wish she was real.
>>752409392
Im not lewd!
