/s/fur someone has to start it why not me
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/s/fur someone has to start it why not me
>>752382021
looks like a good time
>buy chicken nugger
>go to eat them while drive home
>they are not hot
>they are not room temperature
>they are cold
>mfw
>>752382438
Also an ancient shoop.
Heya, Mr. Anon.
MORE CUTEFUR
MORE SFWFUR
YESYESYESYESYES
she doesn't have nice feet she has nice PAWS
>>752382460
1. crank up the heater
2. re-heat chicken nugger, french fried & sweer potato
3. ???
4. profit
>>752382548
hello there dash
>>752382736
Will a reheated nugger really do?
>>752382021
Hey, i know that gay blowjob!
interspecies friends plz
>>752382812
of course!
>serial killer thread
>dash shows up
every time
>>752382899
Which is better?
>Snuggles from fluffy furry girl
>Snuggles from snek girl
>>752383086
Yep. I turned my name off but forgot to reload the page.
>>752383192
Kill me if you can
>>752383124
>tfw you fluffer to snuggle
>>752383245
Sell everything you own and give me all your money first.
>>752382715
I'm a goddamn retard for not realizing this sooner
>>752383324
Okay
>>752382715
>not renaming it 23.jpg
>>752383124
fur > scales
>>752383324
Will be kind of pointless though, I'd just be taking my money back
>>752383433
What about a snek covered in fur
>>752383442
mind blown, anon
>>752383576
>>752383499
i'm an idiot
>>752383419
I like the picture because she legitimately has nice paws and is a QT 3.14 not because of the meme
paws are sexy
>>752383442
How? If you sell everything you own then give me all your money then I kill you, you wouldn't have any money and you'd be dead.
>>752383709
If you tried to kill me I'd bury you
Then I would take all the money and buy everything I sold
>>752383709
nice tail
>>752383671
>paws are sexy
this
>>752383805
If I tried to kill you then you would never see it coming.
>>752381916
i'd an Asura.
>>752383899
Yes I would. I see everything
>>752383946
I assure you you wouldn't.
>>752383935
agreed
>>752383977
Try me
>>752383881
everybody post paws
>>752384120
Pay up first.
>>752384163
All good things to those who wait
>>752384219
No money no murder. That's how it works.
>>752384289
Sounds like a pretty cool gig. Call it a euthanization service and advertise on craigslist.
>>752384473
That would be a very stupid and risky idea.
>>752383978
yay, fellow ratfucker
>>752384562
I was being facetious
fa·ce·tious
treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
>>752384577
rat?
>>752384647
Yes, I'm aware.
>>752384684
I don't think you were. Now you're just trying to save face
>>752384705
You're pretty stupid if you haven't realized by now that I intentionally reply to jokes seriously so I can ruin it for that person. It's called being a "buzzkill", or just being an asshole, and it's quite entertaining.
>Why hello there, Anon. Are you interested in applying for citizenship in the United Andromeda Federation?
>>752384819
>serial killer brain cant into humor
>oh no, ive been found out, better act like i was pretending
never change
>>752382460
>eating chicken nuggets
faggot
>>752384923
I can into humor. Just like I can into a knife in your throat after you give me my fucking money.
>>752385067
How much do you need?
>>752385137
All of it.
>>752385153
I have about $12k in assets. That enough?
>This conversation
>>752385234
Nope. Cash only.
>>752385299
Yeah I meant that I would liquidate them first, goober
Boop
Are you ready for the medical exam
any frilled sharks?
>>752385348
Sure you did. And you act like I'm unaware. It's 20k per hit paid in full, can't come up with the money then no hit.
>>752385629
You're not worth 20 rookie. You're sloppy. I'll give you 10 to try and kill me.
Beep
>>752385753
Killing is easy but no one wants to do it. 10 won't cut it.
>>752385404
>>752385981
Now I'm offering 5. Your insolence is staggering
Killing people is bad mkay? Now get ready for your spankings
>>752386191
Then fuck off.
>>752386333
Killing is my business... and business is good!
>>752386406
killing sperm maybe
>>752386496
Nope, I swallow.
>>752386578
swallow mine you serial slut
>>752386734
$100/h
>>752386783
sounds reasonable
>>752386882
Offering a discount this week as apart of the cyber Monday special. It's usually $250/h.
>>752387011
It's my lucky day
Now are you going to try to kill me before or after?
>>752387140
That's a different service, baby. Gotta pay extra for that.
>>752387192
How much is it to have you mow my lawn while we're at it?
>>752387310
Ask Pablo, I don't deal in that service.
>>752387519
Are you pablo? how much to cut my fuckin lawn?
>>752387575
about tree fiddy
>>752387642
we have a deal
gnight errybody
>>752388422
Night.
>>752388422
sleep well, anon
>>752382715
FEEEEET!!!!
>>752388973
I like her. Toots does some nice art.
>>752389058
toots is one of my favs
It's interesting how depression effects your self perception. I always think I look hideous, but when I have a rare moment of clarity and look in the mirror, I realize how good looking I really am. Too bad I'm crazy and a bit of a social retard.
>>752385629
Fuck off larper
>>752389892
Nah, I only RP online. Live action is too nerdy for me.
>>752387288
Anything male horse peen is fine by me. They are glorious
bump
>>752391225
Get out of here, fagot.
Anyone want a new thread?
>>752391409
sorry, wrong thread
bump
