TIME CAPSULE THREAD
roll dubs or better and you get to put whatever you want in it. It will be opened in 1000 years.
I wanna cum in it
Mold spores and water
I put my poop in it
>>752382011
Already fucking ruined hahahaha
I put my meme folder in there.
Nuggies
>>752382699
check'd
Put my external hard drive in there.
>>752382011
>>752382699
So far, in 1000 years, whatever intelligent creatures find this capsule, they will open it to find moldy chicken nuggets. Fucking kek. This is the essence of /b/.
A message in the bottle with the message "OP is a faggot"
A HEPA filterfor removing and cleaning any possible mold spores.
OP
All of the niggers in the world.
A piece of paper with a link to a digital collection of Tyler Perry's Madia movies.
An especially slimy pickle
>>752381845
Your blood, some hair, and maybe a tooth.
the dankest meme humanity has come up with until now.
They'll be able to see how much did they change
The shroud of Turin.
Put a severed penis in it.
>>752384447
fuck bro... i'm sorry
I put a gameboy color in there with an unopened copy of Pokemon yellow, also i include a pack of AAA batteries instead of the required AA.
>>752385248
Rerolling for this
a flash drive with anamanaguchi's endless fantasy album in it.
A smaller time capsule with mold spores and chicken tendies in it.
a letter saying
YOU ARE THE 1 000 000 000 BEING OPENING THIS CAPSULE
YOU MIGHT BE THE WINNER!!!!
PUT YOUR IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE AND RETURN THE CAPSULE INTO EARTH
Many colorful stuff on the letter.
Shit in a can within a ziplock.
>>752381845
I'll put this cute little image of me as a kid
>>752382011
>>752382699
>>752385577
Mold, tendies, and a spam letter.
>>752385938
the human civilisation in a nutshell, indeed
A dildo covered in butter
an onion
Television, VCR, and can copy of Space Jam only with OP getting cucked taped over the last 30 minutes of the movie.
a severed penis
A laptop full of jailbait pictures, and when it opens it calls the nearest law enforcement agency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tew9VgVHJ80
i wonder what the people of 3017 will think of the right wing death squad
Sean Bean
some weed
>>752381845
A copy of Shrek 2 on blu-ray
>>752386530
im rerolling
>>752386709
Why not on VHS?
A pirated copy of Igor on vcd
A dead bird.
>>752386530
im rerolling again
My favorite fizzy drink. Dr. Pepper.
A gallon of it.
A bomb
Anthrax
Blankets covered in smallpox.
smallpox covered in blankets
small blankets covered in pox
A katana and a fedora
>>752388330
and some Yaoi with it
small cover blanketed in pox
triangulargram.jpeg
An A4 print of this.
some pudding
>>752381931
Kind of the smartest thing if you think about it
Gerry Adam Yaoi
Another time capsule only filled with items from trips, to be opened in another 1000 years
This on a page.
>>752386709
On HD DVD
Cummies
A cotton gin?
A bomb attached to the opening mechanism.
>>752388702
These niggers cant even get dubs
To prove my point, put a double nigger in there.
The laminated sheet music for Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce.
The human spirit
A high-capacity flashdrive featuring the ten most popular memes of each year on 4chan.
>>752388986
OP's dignity
Zelda on floppy disc
>>752388330
And a picture of my waifu with a letter , don't know what the letter says tho
>>752389155
uh, so now it's double mold and double spam
>>752386709
rerolling
>>752389155
FOUR THINGS IN ONE
Great job, faggot!
The letter's gotta be the lyrics to one of Pink Guy's raps.
>>752388945
Rerolling
>>752381845
My semen.
A Snes with no controller or games.
Skinned nigger faces
All womem
>>752381845
SEE! I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE JEWS!
>>752389081
Rerolling, and include an otomatone with a rechargeable battery pack.
An MLP plush converted to a fleshlight.
The most expensive fidget spinner you can get your hands on.
A 1000 TB hard drive with every post from pol
and a note that says
"We told you so"
A Pokemon-themed onesie.
>>752381845
a flash drive filled with nothing but Nicolas Cage
>>752389866
o fugg
a tiddy. just one tiddy.
>>752381845
Sperm
A note that reads:
"HAS REAL COMMUNISM BEEN TRIED YET?"
>>752381845
I'm gonna put my old folder full of shitty comics I drew in ninth grade.
> 60% of them end with the protagonist getting anally violated
A foreskin
>>752389866
Severed human head
Half drunk bottle of urine.
>>752389988
>>752389866
What if we put them together?
a laptop with an ssd with the entire /b/ archive in it and an emulator with only battletoads
A single piece of paper that says NIGGER FAGGOT
>inb4 plebbit tryhards scream newfag
A ciggy
A piece of paper saying "/b/ lives forever, faggots".
420 blaze it nigga reeeeeeeee
>>752390111
Ayyyyeee 111 TWICE in the same day for me!
Three dollars and fifty cents. Tree fiddy.
>>752382011
Mold spores and water
>>752382699
Nuggies
>>752385577
A spam letter
>>752389155
This guy's waifu and an unknown letter
>>752389866
A flashdrive full of Nic Cage
>>752389988
9th graders disturbing anal fetish comics
>>752390111
A single piece of paper that says NIGGER FAGGOT
>>752390044
I meant a physical folder, as in on paper. But yeah, I'd be glad to scan them and add them to the drive.
>>752390044
YES
E
S
Also, Rerolling for >>752389824
>>752390197
You ignored mine!
>>752390044
A picture of Harambe :(
>>752390206
Saves space so why not?
Some thick girls
happiness
>>752390276
Why would I include you, you just suggested putting two items together that are already together in a time capsule.
>Being this autistic.
i want my severed penis covered in mayo
>>752381845
My grandma's nudes.
>>752390374
All of it?
>>752390407
none of it
>>>/r9k/
A smaller time capsule containing smaller versions of all the contents of the larger time capsule.
A sandpaper dildo
More nuggies
whale penis
>>752390407
yes
all that's left on this murk world since delegalisation of LSD, anyhow
nugget porn pics
A 40
>>752390385
I won so the two things go together m9
A CAPTCHA lock
20 gay midgets
Chris-chan's Sonic totem.
>>752390634
His medallion, then.
Would put Trump's wig and a piece of paper saying "WEAR FOR UNLIMITED POWER".
Crunchy peanut butter
Twenty plastic cups, a ping pong ball and instructions on how to play beer pong written on the flashdrive.
a pointless button
>>752390677
WINNAR
A large bag of Asian pussy juices
a copy of Mein Kampf
>>752390677
Lots of accessories are getting into this thing.
How 'bout some TIMBS!?!?
A paedophile to diddle that one guys waifu
denial
Childish Gambino's Redbone on a wax cylinder.
Lint
rape culture
>>752390677
Trump's wig with a note saying it gives you UNLIMITED POWER
>>752382011
Mold spores and water
>>752382699
Nuggies
>>752385577
A spam letter
>>752389155
This guy's waifu and an unknown letter
>>752389866
A flashdrive full of Nic Cage
>>752389988
9th graders disturbing anal fetish comics
>>752390111
A single piece of paper that says NIGGER FAGGOT
>>752390044
The flash drive and the comics are now just more together than they already where.
Mason jar filled with poots
>>752390955
Winnar
Chris Christie
>>752390955
Childish Gambino's Redbone on a wax cylinder.
>>752390677
Trump's wig with a note saying it gives you UNLIMITED POWER
>>752382011
Mold spores and water
>>752382699
Nuggies
>>752385577
A spam letter
>>752389155
This guy's waifu and an unknown letter
>>752389866
A flashdrive full of Nic Cage
>>752389988
9th graders disturbing anal fetish comics
>>752390111
A single piece of paper that says NIGGER FAGGOT
>>752390044
The flash drive and the comics are now just more together than they already where.
lack
A Camel Joe Zippo lighter.
Club Penguin memorabilia
>>752391111
>inb4,
yes, I mean lack. as in "lack of something", but pure
>>752391111
>>752391133
Moar wins
Like shit this time capsule will last.
A half eaten Quarter Pounder with Cheese
For future generations to think fondly of
Porn
>>752391336
Dammit, almost trips
Dubs
>>752391344
Just any old porn?
>>752391344
>A note card with the word 'porn' written on it
Checkd
>>752391344
Just throw that on the flash drive, too.
Got some examples?
>>752391438
each and every porn we have created until now
>>752391468
Lolicon
Ill add a twinky and a pic of a trap
Mummified pussy
>>752381845
My will to live. Still too much of a fucking coward to just make the world an infinitesimally brighter place.
Some lewd stuff
Pictures of OP's mum
so do we seal it already?
All the niggers in the world.
I won’t be around in 1000 years to deal with them, and maybe the water and mold spores from post 3 will take care of them
New socks
>>752391111
"lack"
>>752391133
Club Penguin memorabilia
>>752390955
Childish Gambino's Redbone on a wax cylinder.
>>752390677
Trump's wig with a note saying it gives you UNLIMITED POWER
>>752382011
Mold spores and water
>>752382699
Nuggies
>>752385577
A spam letter
>>752389155
This guy's waifu and an unknown letter
>>752389866
A flashdrive full of Nic Cage
>>752389988
9th graders disturbing anal fetish comics
>>752390111
A single piece of paper that says NIGGER FAGGOT
>>752390044
The flash drive and the comics are now just more together than they already where.
>>752391344
Porn
Weaponized autism
50 dead niggers
>>752393119
this is amazing, roll
>>752393488
kek
My piss
>>752393488
Weaponized Autism
>>752391111
"lack"
>>752391133
Club Penguin memorabilia
>>752390955
Childish Gambino's Redbone on a wax cylinder.
>>752390677
Trump's wig with a note saying it gives you UNLIMITED POWER
>>752382011
Mold spores and water
>>752382699
Nuggies
>>752385577
A spam letter
>>752389155
This guy's waifu and an unknown letter
>>752389866
A flashdrive full of Nic Cage
>>752389988
9th graders disturbing anal fetish comics
>>752390111
A single piece of paper that says NIGGER FAGGOT
>>752390044
The flash drive and the comics are now just more together than they already were.
>>752391344
Porn
A McDonalds receipt for one McRib sammy
Poop
>>752393119
faggot, if you put niggers in time capsule, they'll steal the future
A tomato
>>752393767
Roll
>>752393737
there's too much things to fit my lack.
throw some shit away
>>752381845
rolling for my piss
200 pictures of Vladimir Putin in a box that says ETERNAL LEADER
>>752393778
oh man that was close
rolling for this nig
Russian flag
Myself
>>752393871
Rolling to put this guy in the time capsule.
>>752381845
A note that says "OP is a Faggot"
207 toenail clippings
>>752395035
*207 tons of nail clippings
A single byzantine coin wedged inside of a fleshlight
Chlorine gas
>>752393811
200 pictures of Vladimir Putin in a box that says ETERNAL LEADER
>>752393488
Weaponized Autism
>>752391111
"lack"
>>752391133
Club Penguin memorabilia
>>752390955
Childish Gambino's Redbone on a wax cylinder.
>>752390677
Trump's wig with a note saying it gives you UNLIMITED POWER
>>752382011
Mold spores and water
>>752382699
Nuggies
>>752385577
A spam letter
>>752389155
This guy's waifu and an unknown letter
>>752389866
A flashdrive full of Nic Cage
>>752389988
9th graders disturbing anal fetish comics
>>752390111
A single piece of paper that says NIGGER FAGGOT
>>752390044
The flash drive and the comics are now just more together than they already were.
>>752391344
Porn
a drawing of a shaolin monk wielding a dick-hammer
hundreds of pictures of Jamarcus Russel
A nuclear bomb that explodes when the capsule is opened, also it's been leaking radiation into the capsule for 1000 years.
edgyness
A box full of Rozelli pics
>>752395630
Reroll
>>752395647
Reroll 2/19
>>752395697
Reroll 3/19
>>752395787
Reroll 4/19
Whatever OP was going to have for breakfast. Hopefully it's a nice breakfast burrito.
Loss
16gb flashdrive full of loli hentai
Bruce Jenner's cut off dick and balls.
>>752396733
309 copies of this picture and a log of Andy's shit
>>752397096
Reroll
>>752397096
>>752397132
Another reroll. I'm desperate
The entire human population
>>752381845
My amputated and perfectly preserved penis for later generations to use.
This time capsule thread
A gallon of sulphur
>>752397366
We got Bruce Jenner's penis and yours. Oh fuck
>>752396733
Bruce Jenner's cut off dick and balls.
>>752397366
Anon's amputated and perfectly preserved penis for later generations to use.
>>752393811
200 pictures of Vladimir Putin in a box that says ETERNAL LEADER
>>752393488
Weaponized Autism
>>752391111
"lack"
>>752391133
Club Penguin memorabilia
>>752390955
Childish Gambino's Redbone on a wax cylinder.
>>752390677
Trump's wig with a note saying it gives you UNLIMITED POWER
>>752382011
Mold spores and water
>>752382699
Nuggies
>>752385577
A spam letter
>>752389155
This guy's waifu and an unknown letter
>>752389866
A flashdrive full of Nic Cage
>>752389988
9th graders disturbing anal fetish comics
>>752390111
A single piece of paper that says NIGGER FAGGOT
>>752390044
The flash drive and the comics are now just more together than they already were.
>>752391344
Porn
>>752397096
>>752397132
>>752397307
Last reroll
>>752397499
that all double, cause you rolled dubs
>>752381845
What's left of my soul.
>>752397538
Oh fuck yes
Sheldon from the big bang theory. But he has no legs, no arms, no clothes, no dick, no mouth, and no asshole.
Adplf Hitlers book, Mein Kampft.
>>752397658
Reroll
>>752397658
Another reroll
A copy of the communist manifesto with "Emergency Toilet Roll" written on it
>>752397658
Rerollllll
Dennis Rodman and rocket boy
Finger box
A non binary mayohnayze jar
a paper written "hitler did nothing wrong"
>>752397658
Last reroll i pray to Allah that i get subs or more
A signed copy of Hillary's book "What Happened" but signed by Donald Trump.
>>752398046
how the fuck can mayonaisse be nonbinary, while being a single gender
>>752381845
Jizz in it
>>752398058
reroll
A note saying "6 Million wasn't enough" in German
>>752398125
one more time
>>752398086
Reroll
Honestly thought that was 88 at first. Got all excited for nothing.
>>752381845
A clock so they know what time it was when we buried it
>>752381845
A clock so they know what time it was when we closed it
>>752398126
But that would imply that 6 Million people actually died
>>752389866
.......what?
A letter with the text "If you read this, your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Immunity doggos are extinct. Nothing can save her now!"
A vinyl record of please stop touching my willy by pink guy
>>752398458
Reroll
Fully functional japanese personal kitty maid.
>>752398503
REROLL
Me
>>752398671
>>752398503
REROLL
My sonic OC, with the text "DO NOT STEAL!!"
it's the high time to seal the capsule, before all those newfags spoil it completely
A letter informing the reader that there are hot singles in their area
Nothing. Seal the capsule
>>752398963
Reroll
>>752399099
>99099
Still dubs but, fuck so close
>>752399231
Only 900 posts too early
all the niggers and Jews
>>752389866
roollllll
my life
>>752381845
>Poxviridae
Africa. The entire continent.
>>752381845
re roll
Poxviridae
>>752399099
it's dubs, we have it.
SEAL THE GODDAMN THING SHUT
This chiliagon
a nigger.
my seed
either at that time all white genes will have gone extinct, or europe will remain white still at that time
>>752381845
This was planted 20 years into The Stupid Ages. At this point in time, The Media is attacked by the biggest idiot who was vomited into the leader role of the Free World by our corruption. I apologize for the last 800 years of you needing to fix shit. Here is an MP3 player and what most of each nation considers good music. Here is a DVD player and multiple discs of popular shows and what is really happening to create The Stupid.
Dubs plz
>>752381845
I'm put in an Ak-47,a bottle of vodka and an AA gun.
>>752400020
KA-CHOW
>>752399992
you fucking autist, you were this fucking close to quints.
But no, you had to fuck up.
so now we're sending into future only mold, spam, dicks and abstract conepts.
good fucking job
3 bananas and a cracked icecream cone
>>752400085
what has this to do with autism? do you know what that word means?
>>752400129
yeah, it describes the severe lack of ability to think which caused you to fail in getting you repeating digits
>>752399555
give it to dem
Photo of justin trudeau.
made a picture of the time capsule so far
>>752401382
where the fuck did you put my lack, nigger?
>>752401506
happy now?
>>752401927
YES
close the bitch
closed
>>752381845
I put OP's virginity in it.
>>752402455
too late, motherfucker
>>752402477
Fuck
>>752402455
its ok OP will preserve it on his own
