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Celeb thread continued.

Best Olsen related
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lmao her tits are so saggy i dont know why you'd worship a fat cow like her
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>>752381648
low energy bait
>>752381557
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>>752381648
Weak bait.
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Are Mary-Kate and Ashley her sisters? How the fuck did Elizabeth turn out so much hotter?!

>>752381648
She crawl on top of me and sag them right into my mouth.
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>>752381818
Luck and lack of drug abuse
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>>752381557
Sure the twins have the billions but their little sister is taller, prettier, has bigger tits and is way more talented
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Oh wait it's a "Herman Thread"
The main Herman of the celeb thread is a samefagging autistic pedophile NEET beware of his posts, he likes Disney stars (especially underage girls) his posts:
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl) 13 years old - 2017
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>Rowan Blanchard 16 yo - 2017
>Mackenzie Foy 17 yo - 2017 (mostly)
>G Hannelius 18 yo - 2017
>Peyton List 19 yo - 2017
>Dove Cameron 21 yo - 2017
>Victoria Justice a.k.a stutterfag spam
>Taylor Swift (one of them) example, using a celeb as a guise for a gay circle jerk fest
These actresses' ages were all listed conveniently on a simple disney star Google search under "people who like this also search for.."
Ignore his pedo-lewding samefagging it happens a lot.
Please report any rule violations for underage girls and make celeb threads a better place for everyone.
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Sup bitches
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>>752381932
better in every way
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he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
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>>752382008
I thought this was Palvin and got excited. Oh well.
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>>752381963
Moar
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>>752381932
Night and fucking day.
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>>752381963
it's on now
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Found more.
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Herman is some autistic deviant who was spending every waking hour on here shitting the place up. He would start most of the celeb threads for the express purpose of trying to create a circle jerk because he is a huge faggot that is only interested in anon's dicks and not the girls in the pics he is posting.
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>>752382028
They're both hot.
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>>752382056
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>2017
>doubting the fappening was real
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>>752382059
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>>752382134
?
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The main Herman of the celeb thread is an autistic NEET shut-in:
His posts =
>stutterfag spammer/VicJustice >Mackenzie Foy 17 years old - 2017
>Francesca Capaldie 13 years old - 2017
>Tayanon (one of them) as a homosexual circlejerk under the guise of a female celebrity
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>G Hannelius
>JJ
>impersonates Robertsfag by spamming spiderman, while requesting Emma R to be posted, fooling anons into believing it's actually Robertsfag
>does double bluff troll spamming horses when Robertsfag posts Emma R to trigger him, perpetuating a spam cycle
Typically, the NEET Herman's autism is triggered when other anons ignore him and he begins his troll posts/spam
Any questions?
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>>752381648
I see zero sag there. What are you on?
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je suis Herman
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>>752382028
No blacked hungarians today, friend.
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>>752382156
her ass kills me
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>>752382156
fuck i wanna mount that ass
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>>752382159
idiot in last thread was doubting it was real for no reason
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>>752382230
Cock is out
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>>752382134
Whose tits?
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>>752382308
Fuck off
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M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is a v-very b-b-b-beautiful alpha a-a-amazonian w-w-woman and I-I'm a-a l-lucky b-bed w-w-wetter f-f-for having h-her...
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>>752382314
>Whose tits?
Tyler Perry's
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>>752381557
Breast Olsen more like
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>>752382295
bunnyfu is a cute
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>>752382218
this
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>>752382308
that's how I prefer it
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>>752382221
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>>752382314
Check filename, Avril Lavigne
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>>752382393
Lizzie is pure, she would never!
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>>752382239
doubting the entire fappening was real? or that those are really Avrils?
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>>752382295
bunnyfu
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>>752382428
long girl is long
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>>752382393
Fucking hell
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>>752382393
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>>752382415
Queen Nicki you're so perfect :o <33
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>>752382466
She has a sexy tummy.
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>>752381557
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>>752382519
damn straight
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>>752382134
>>752382159
>>752382314
There was a question in the last thread, as there often has been since that photo started getting passed around, about whether or not that's really Avril. What this anon is saying is that someone on the Internet said that it was Avril around the time of the fappening, and that means that either it's really Avril or the fappening wasn't real. There's never been stronger evidence than that logic that the image is authentic.
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>>752382455
That they're hers but was skeptical of the fappening too
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>>752381818
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>>752381818
She's not a drug addled plastic surgeon addict
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>>752382218
I-I want y-y-you g-good k-kind s-s-sirs t-t-to understand I-I take th-the p-possession o-of Vic v-v-very s-s-s-seriously; I-I know I-I have b-been g-g-given s-s-something v-v-very special...
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>>752382455
latter
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Leftovers QT
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>>752382134
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>>752381557
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
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>>752382652
My Jewish mistress, how cruel she was to me but too incredibly hot for me to want to leave.
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>>752382738
stop being lewd about vicky, stutterbro. alba misses you
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>>752382592
so is it legit or not?
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>>752382436
No way, Avril never had any tits to speak of.
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>>752382871
I-I-I'm v-very s-s-sorry for o-offending y-y-you g-good sirs and I-I know I-I have a lot t-t-to answer f-f-f-for b-because I-I g-got Vic undeservedly...
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>>752382848
fuck off you worthless piece of shit
we're trying to fap here
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>>752382393
>a fag attempted to claim her tits weren't perky
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Ariel Winter leaks when?
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>>752382510
Sick! He's old enough to be her father.
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>>752382134
Was not expecting her to be as stacked as that
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>>752383058
lol
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>>752383010
Clearly she did
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>>752381557
Oh no, you can't get your daily dose of every fucking image that's posted every 3 goddamned hours you cringey US Magazine reading cunt.
Kill Yourself. Zero joke. Not kidding in the least. Go into your parents medicine cabinet and swallow every single pill you can get your hands on and crawl into the tub to die you useless douchebag.
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>>752382591
Please Queen can I cum for you?
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>>752383067
wink
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>>752382719
>>752382543
>>752382428
Saving all of these, thanks!
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>>752383101
No. Just no. Avril is flat, there's no way that's her. Sorry.
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>>752382295
Why's she so flat?
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>>752383104
I wish you would...
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I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, /b/ is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become.
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>>752383158
She's not flat, she's got B cups
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>>752383076
tits or no, avril is fine as fuck
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>>752383149
No problem anon, I'm saving yours too.
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>>752383076
That's hardly stacked.
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>>752382963
Here is the evidence that it's legit:
>someone, at somepoint, added a directory called "Avril" to the fappening leaks and put that image in it
>Avril has a brown spot on the side of her boob
>Avril's boobs are roughly the same size, shape, and color as those
>Avril once wore a gold chain
>if you point out that none of these things are actually evidence of anything, people get mad at you and insist that they are evidence
You draw your own conclusions.
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>>752383204
gonna nut in that ass
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>>752383010
>missed the fappening
She had a whole pile of cellphone pics leaked
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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>>752383263
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>>752383263
wa t happen to her bobs
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>>752383267
>>Avril once wore a gold chain
think it's more that she wore the exact same one the same day the pic was taken
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>>752383236
Let's keep it going.
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>>752383312
dat cute butt
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>>752383204
Please let me know when to cum for you <3 :)
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>>752383267
>Avril's boobs are roughly the same size as those
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yep and the sky is green
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>>752383318
Ok I'm fucking sick and tired of this Rick and Morty IQ meme. Please just fucking stop. I don't even know the full story about why R&M fans think the show makes them smart. But honestly I am seriously getting SO pissed off at this meme. I can't believe I'm writing this, but I feel I should. I am so sick and fucking tired of this "Rick and Morty IQ" meme bullshit. Please, it's grating and painful to me. I don't even watch the show (I know almost nothing about it), but I just want this meme to die as soon as fucking possible. It's literally mocking fans of the show, and I am not okay with a meme meant to insult others. I don't know why fans think the show makes them smart, but holy fuck I don't give a goddamn shit. Please, for the love of all that is holy, let this meme die already.
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>>752383263
I feel like that outfit was made purposely to hide her nipples and that makes me sad. But that bellybutton tho.
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>>752383407
ey yo kat wuddup!
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>>752383283
fuck it nice and hard first
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>>752383374
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>>752381818
get out JEW
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Most unfunny pasta in a celeb thread I have ever seen. I hope you all enjoy the fucking ban, you stupid fucks. I hope the fucking ban was worth it you shitheads. Get fucking reported, you wastes of human life. Any fucking moment now, the m0ds will be kicking down yer fucking door to rape you, yer mum, and yer fucking slut nans, then as yer screaming and crying in pain, the take yer fucking shitty computer that you decided just this once to be an unfunny, stupid fuck. I hope the fucking memes were worth it you stupid fucks, I fucking hope they are. For when the mods snap yer fucking 2003 laptop in fucking half over yer fucking skull, you shalln't be laughing at this moronic bullshit, fuck you and your stupid queen and unfunny as fuck bananas faggots.
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>>752383318
Get your autism under control fucktard
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>>752383365
There is no way to tell whether or not it's the same one. They are both extremely generic gold chains. Most women own them.
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>>752383312
shame she had almost no nudes in the set
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>>752383451
Fapfapfap
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>>752383477
>>752383489
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and i have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu.You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu with you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamned desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>752383267
And also the clothes and jewellery match other pics of her, and the location is the same as the other leaked pics
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>>752383312
If you think that's Avril, you're just delusional. Wanting it so doesn't make it so.
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>>752383569
OH FUCK YEAH MUNNFU WASSUP ITS TIME TO JACK MY DICK OFF
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>>752383396
confirmed for never looking at her
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>>752383579
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>>752382816
Margaret qualley?
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>>752383630
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Who wants to pay for my surgeries to become Dove Cameron
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>>752383451
yessss get balls deep in that fat ass
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>>752383625
why do you say that?
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>>752383641
You're seriously deluded.
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>>752383682
you're beautiful the way you are <3
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>>752382134
I fapped to her tits way too much when this leaked. Always found her hot as fuck.
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>>752383654
Oh fuckkkk
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>>752383384
You can only cum after other anon does, while licking my ass ;)
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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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>>752383689
>>752383766
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>>752383741
Proof for the pic is airtight.
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>>752383657
Yes, that is the leftover qt
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>>752383611
There is no jewelry in that picture in question except the chain, and there are no pictures of Avril wearing clothes that are even a similar style to those, much less the same ones. You are either not talking about the same picture as the rest of us, or you're just making stuff up.
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>>752383758
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>>752383764
me too. that semi punk/trashy look is so good
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>>752383058
>Ariel Winter leaks when?
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>>752383747
I was sick and a receptionist asked me to bring something in because my wife was gone. I said I was sick and it wasn't going to happen. She said it needed to be brought in. I told her to go fuck herself with a rake.
I swear to god that was the first time she had that said to her, and my wife got blamed/fired because *I* wouldn't apologize.
People are weird
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>>752383396
>>752382134
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>>752383692
Because those tits aren't hers. Just look at any picture of Avril, she's flat as hell.
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>>752383842
You're gunna make me cum
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>>752383764
>hot woman is hot
Real revelation there. Of course she is hot
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>>752383682
I will, but you're gonna have to let daddy put it in.
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>>752381963
Who this?
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>>752383781
Okay my Queen I'll keep jerking for you for now <33 You're so perfect
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>>752383911
>>752383908
kek
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>>752383451
>>752383654
holy fuck

i was coming into this thread to fap to olsen or brie but for some reason i guess i'm feeling ass tonight cause i'm watching these gifs on repeat

watching her bounce that sexy ass has my cock rubbing up against my pants, damn
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Keep your Jews off our threads!
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>>752383920
good
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>>752383911
Those tits are hardly huge. They're B ups
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>>752383846
There is no proof, just a bunch of people who are desperate to believe.
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>>752383489
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of throat clogging most of the logs will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Andy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these logs, to realise that they're not just runny- they say something deep and sticky about CREAMY LOGS. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixxs Log of Shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy's existential catchphrase "Skidding Down Your Fucking Throat," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's clogtastic wit unfolds itself in their fucking throats. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a BVB tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' (and Andy's) eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand, except Andy who is of such power that he is above the IQ system. Nothin personnel kid
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>>752383986
nicki's juicy booty will do that to ya
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>>752383908
that fuckin ponytail is turning me on
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>>752383986
take your cock out and treat it properly
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>>752382592
I'm the bearer of bad news I guess, but that topless pic was debunked some time ago. The actual sauce was found.
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>>752383058
>>752383891
That's underage for drinking, driving, consensual sex in most countries
Stay in denial, pedofile
Don't forget little Fransie and Millie too faggot 13 year olds you perverted sack of shit
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>>752383908
You just proved my point, baby doll...Those tits are completely different in size and shape.
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>>752383953
mmm thank you daddy <3
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>>752383764
>>752382134
same
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>>752384047
why such an agenda?
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>>752384180
They really aren't though.
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>>752384192
Daddy loves treating his little girl.
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>>752384259
fuck
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>>752382134
goddess
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>>752383908
>>752382134
>>752384265
For one, her necklace (cited as proof earlier) doesn't go that far down into her cleavage in one pic.
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>>752383908
Christ she is hot.
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>>752384324
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>>752384180
How so?
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>>752384259
I've run out =(
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>>752384339
Yeah it does, even over clothes
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>>752384387
I got you anon.
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>>752384366
gorgeous
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>>752384441
See >>752383908
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>>752384441
i wonder how many times her band mates have tried to fuck her
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>>752382134
Debunked I'm afraid. Sorry fappers.
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>>752384461
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>>752384495
No one said that is the same necklace dude
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>>752384166
I don't know why you think that's bad news to me when my point is that the image is probably a fake, but I also don't know why you would think that your claim should interest anyone if you can't substantiate it
>somebody said it on 4chan, so it must be true
This is exactly the logic that I am calling out as stupid.
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>>752384156
i was gonna say no, that i normally fap to other celebs but i started to type out my reply and just fucking watched that gif with that jiggle...and now i'm just staring and trying not to rub my cock from the outside of my jeans

she's got something over me, making me stop like that
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Could really use some Cook ass pics, her butt is to die for
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>>752384572
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>>752384237
No agenda, I just hate when people willfully deceive themselves...it's frustrating. If someone wants to say 'I believe it's her', that's one thing, I just can't stand when somebody's like 'It's proven, LALALA'.
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>>752384301
Can I suck it a litte daddy?
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>>752384659
damn! she phlat
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>>752384659
Ohh my Queen I can't hold it please let bust D,:
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>>752384604
whom?
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>>752384534
I don't really give a shit either way. Someone in the last thread posted one of those circled items of proof with lines going to different pics comparing and that was one of the two things that was circled.
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>>752384604
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>>752384564
I'm just relaying what I know anon, no need to get tetchy. There was a link to the real sauce posted in one of these threads, so I know it's not her, the topless pic's just taken from some random chick's nudes
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>>752384778
babe <3
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>>752384689
well it is
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>>752384743
alright but you better cover my ass
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>>752384778
I dated a girl in high school just because she looked a little like Rachel. I miss you Heidi
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>>752384659
i dont know what it fucking is about her, i dont normally give a shit about asses that big, but its like how she fits it in those tights, and those tits, and how she moves those hips, it's like it shorts out my fucking brain and just makes me want her

my dick is throbbing so fucking bad just watching these
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>>752384787
That's the same necklace >>752384441 on her the same day the tit pic was taken, that is a separate pic entirely >>752383908 I posted to show she is in fact not flat, and that her tits are the same size/shape
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>>752384778
Rachel Cook
>>752384816
Such a spankable tushy
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>>752384863
Can I cum on your tits queen? We need to cover all places
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>>752382838
>>752382134
Bit of a discrepancy here
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>>752384721
I wanna enjoy that sexy little body of yours first. Why don't you head upstairs, get undressed to your panties and lay face down on the bed and wait for me, sweetie?
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>>752384778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpgYCaYlya8
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>>752384816
>>752384604
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>>752384514
I don't believe you
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>>752384839
I think you're just baiting at this point, or else mentally defective, so I'm gonna say goodbye.
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>>752383267
So....fake?
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>>752384910
Nicki was built for sex anon. Made just to get men off.
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>>752384975
Ok ass up, face down for you big daddy, take me whenever you want mmm
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>>752384999
CUTE
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>>752384910
let it explode for her, you'll be glad you did!
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>>752384903
I miss you too Heidi
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>>752384689
I don't just "believe" it's her, I've seen people post plenty of convincing proof pictures
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>>752384522
Amazing.
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>>752384976
fucking hawt
>i jerked my wiener clean off
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>>752384980
Those buttcheeks could drive me crazy
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>>752383267
>someone, at somepoint, [sic] added a directory called "Avril" to the fappening leaks and put that image in it

Well, I'm sold!
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>>752381818
she did a lot less coke, that's basically it
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>>752385045
Definitely fake.

This one isn't, though.
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>>752381932
She's so much hotter
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>>752385138
>>752385166
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>>752382134
>random college girl's tits
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>>752385108
Cumming to nicki is the best because fellow anons coach it on :)
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>>752385054
yeah, right down to the silacone diaper she pushes shit through... disgusting....
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>>752385210
3 fates
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>>752385177
That didn't happen by the way, he's making up shit to try to discredit it for some reason
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>>752385109
moar filename anon
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>>752385264
that too, not that she needs any help!
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>>752385210
Id c ream all their faces tbh fam. Thinking about it right n ow
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>>752382963
I think it was proven to be a fake. But I might be misinformed, someone else might know better.
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>>752385228
I think I have to start faping for that delicious ass
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>>752385131
And I've seen the whole photo with the face. It's not Avril, dude. I'm sorry, but there are no nudes of Avril. There are some nip slips, and if you've seen those, you know very well that those aren't her tits.
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>>752385354
look at that silicone diaper.... disgusting bitch
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>>752385206
damn, I fapped to that titty pic cos I thought it was her
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>>752385354
I just love that whem I cum to nicki fellow nicki worshippers want to get that cum out of me
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>>752385405
Whatever you think is necessary anon. I only have a few more of her ass though.
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>>752385145
lauren holly fan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bte0g5y-Aas
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>>752385411
tits match hers
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>>752385460
it is pretty hot that she makes guys cum so much
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>>752385054
fuck dont i know it...its like shes sending signals to my caveman brain

>>752385108
fuck..that ass, but i want those lips on my dick so fucking badj

well nicki wins, before i even realize my pants were coming off
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>>752385520
Yea, there's two of them, they both have nipples, it's a white girl.
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>>752385373
no it was not
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>>752385371
same. i find all 3 attractive but lizzie is the best
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>>752385566
You know what I mean
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>>752385411
>the whole photo
That being what?
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if anyone wants to jack off to nicki with me my kik is katy.perry.fan.3000
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>>752385566
Double dubs of truth, only triple trips can stop him.
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>>752385351
hnnnngh fuck
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>>752385551
Pretty gay you had to say it that way.
Actually you didn't even need to say that at all.
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>>752382963
There's proof of it being legit, newfag
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>>752385426
how badly do you want her riding your cock?
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>>752385551
i wanna dp nicki with another anon
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>>752385351
That might not even be her either.
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>>752385561
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>>752382134
Remember when this is all we had as far as nudes?
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>>752385732
i don't find her attractive, i'd stab her silicone fake ass and carve it up real good... then i would just keep punching her face until she died.
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>>752385771
I was scrolling by this thread and saw this and my dick twitched.
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>>752385755
It is
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>>752384689
If you've no agenda why are you so adamant it's not her?
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>>752385862
Advil Latrine
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>>752385862
It's blurry as fuck.
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>>752385862
fucking avril is sex incarnate. love that tight,petite body
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>>752385857
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>>752385940
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>>752385621
I didn't save it, because it's just some random chick. But you guys are gonna keep on with this shit even if someone shows it to you. You're like the worst partisans who will deny that water is wet because it challenges your delusional narrative. :)
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>>752385755
Avril has a tattoo on her left forearm that consists of two lines of cursive text, visible here >>752385206

That is at least something that not every single woman has, like moles and necklaces.
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>>752385967
Annnnnd now my jeans are really uncomfortable all of a sudden
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>>752385994
describe the photo then
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>>752385771
god damn

that ass gets me so bad, i want to make it bounce
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>>752381818
she was the forgotten sister so she was ignored and stayed pure till she got hot. i can only imagine how mary kate and ashley shit on her.
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>>752385206
>Definitely fake.
wrong
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>>752385934
Because it's not. It's not an agenda to cherish truth and despise self-deception.
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>>752385985
those fuckin garters
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>>752385812
I member
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>>752385965
skank
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>>752386063
she's a lot more enjoyable when your pants are off
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>>752386134
how do you know it isn't?
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>>752386120
>wrong
no u
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>>752385812
I do
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>>752386192
that ass would eat my cock alive
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>>752385840
everyone says they dont find her attractive until they image pounding that fucking ass. its an animal thing
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>>752385411
It was a whole set, a good dozen pics. I'll find the link in the archive if I can.
Unless you already saw it before
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>>752382134
No doubt
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>>752386320
>>752386320
her ass is the living uncanny valley....
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>>752386192
Definitely. The pressure was starting to get too much, I had to get out of them.
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>>752386302
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>>752386302
and id love every minute of it.

>>752386320
fuck yesss. that ass needs to be completely wrecked by cock
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>>752386134
No self-deception here, there's been loads of proof for the pic since it leaked along with all her other pics
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>>752385812
She seems a lot smaller here
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plz come back Heidi
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