W-welcome to General Help with Alice3D!
If you've g-got a problem, if you've g-got no one else to help you w-with it, I'm h-here for you!
And I may not be man enough to save the president, b-but I'm, pound for pound, m-more than enough woman to assist you!
Don't suffer in s-silence Anonymous.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ys8lrt6Mxm
Hi Alice, how are you doing tonight?
Alice sounds sad! this shouldn't be allowed! Must give all the hugs!
>>752354051
Hi Alice! It's good to see you on /b/ again my friend!
>>752354051
Hi alice i took your advice and deleted/blocked my ex i do need to change my phone number tho as she has been spamming my phone
>>752354193
I'm n-not sad at all Anonymous <4 D-don't worry!
>>752354177
I'm doing quite w-well, but how are you Anonymous? Are y-you doing fine as well?
>>752354215
Same t-to you, Anonymous! It's b-been too long~ A f-full 24 hours in fact~
>>752354051
>>752354051
I love you Alice
>>752354266
I w-would block the number, but if s-she keeps it up, hell yeah! G-get yourself a fresh start buddy!
>>752354297
I love you t-too <4
>>752354275
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Oh my, look at you rockin that Pink Floyd shirt!
>>752354051
Hi Alice, I feel like myself again. I don't remember what you said to me. I don't remember what I did. But I feel okay. its been a while since i've seen you. thanks-
>>752354353
i try but she finds new ways of texting me i think ive gotten about 10-15 + messages from her from Different numbers :l
>>752354401
What c-can I say? My taste is c-choice.
no one cares
>>752354268
Oh, i'm fine. Just a bit lonely, dropped by to get some human interaction.
>>752354422
*smiles and wraps her arms around you tightly* It's m-my honor, Anonymous <4 I feel okay too~
Shall w-we feel okay together?
>>752354448
I d-do darling <4 About you, t-tell me how you feel~
>>752354051
Can you tell heaven from hell alice?
>>752354510
I'm h-here for you! W-what can I do to help?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ozWeQPJzqZ
>>752354539
Both Heaven and Hell are but states of mind.
>>752354539
I d-don't know, it's an interesting question. C-can we truly tell two fictional concepts apart?
Really m-makes you think.
>>752354625
blue skies from pain?
>>752354427
You're dressed like everyone's ideal college girlfriend!
>>752354743
I s-should really turn that on....l-let's take a listen <4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tGO1Y4FGpI
>>752354776
I'm n-not nude!
>>752354514
That would be good. I'll keep the thread open a while. I wake up very early. I do feel okay, and its nice to know someone puts a kind of effort into involving themselves with others, i appreciate you and will probably say hi when i see you. I think you'll know its me.
>>752354861
Already ahead of you :)
>>752354940
G-glad to see you being so proactive, Anonymous <4
>>752354934
*smiles softly* D-don't worry. I'll always b-be here for you.
Fukin NutT /Nigga/
>>752355128
M-my schedule is publicly available dear!
Don't blame m-me.
>>752355207
Hmph. I am aware. B-but shut up.
>>752355339
*zips mouth and throws away the key*
>>752354861
Not everybody wants to date a nudist! She's gotta wear clothes SOMETIME!
>>752354051
Good night Alice!! How is everything doing :D? My arms and hands hurts because I was squeezing some lemons, I got 3 big jars full of juice so Im happy :3
>>752355556
W-what sort of garbage is this.
>>752355625
Oh m-my, making some lemonade?
And it's going w-well for me, I hope the same for you!
>>752354051
You sound hot
Do mind talking dirty for m-me?
>>752355736
S-sorry, I'm not that sort of Alice <4 M-maybe you should ask m-my mother~
>>752355679
How are we gonna go see a movie if you won't put a shirt on?!
>>752355679
Kinda, I was in the countryside and we have lots of tree fruits, I just coudln't help myself to harvest them XD I still have to squeeze like two bags of oranges (100 oranges per bag) so I should be resting now :P
Any idea of what to cook in your next thread?
>>752354051
Is your blonde natural or dyed?
>>752355851
T-torrent! Same as always!
>>752355888
I d-don't know what I'll c-cook this week. I've b-been working on an original recipe actually....
>>752355929
chorped
>>752355917
T-that is a wig dear. I'm Japanese, w-we pretty uniformly have black hair.
>>752355985
I'm r-renaming the whole segment to Chorped with Alice3D
>>752355929
Ohh!!! It's a pasta recipe? Please say yes :"D I love pasta
Feet!
>>752355929
Well, I can't argue with that.
>>752356096
S-sadly not! Beef, sorry~
>>752356128
That's w-why I have a modest tv after all!
>>752355779
Okay lets ask her
>>752356061
Excellent decision. 100% support
>>752356238
*points*
>>752356128
>>752356276
It's t-time for the chorping to commence!
>>752356061
Hello Alice. Good to see you. Did you have a nice thanksgiving? Any good suggestions to get myself more motivated when it seems hard to gather up any energy?
~the man with the nice hat
>>752356238
>>752356316
What? What?
Funny Voice Request: "Hi and welcome back to cooking with Alice 3D on the Cooking Network. Today I'm going to get fired for making jokes about the kikes that own this network, but first I'm going to show you how to make a kosher meal for your Jewish guests out of human feces."
>>752356340
I h-had a great thanksgiving! And yes I do!
Here's Alice's patented something step program to not being an unmotivated piece of shit!
1. Pick a project. Something you always wanted to do but maybe thought was a little beyond your reach.
2. Draw out how you'd do it. Divide each step over and over until you have tiny bite sized chunks that take no more than four hours or so each. If you don't know how to do something, give yourself research time as a seperate item
3. Arrange them by what depends on what, with things TO THE LEFT of the things they depend on
4. Arrange them into your calender so you HAVE TIME TO ACTUALLY DO THEM
5. Pick the easiest item with no dependencies, and force yourself to do it! The accomplishment of getting it done will help you get the next one, then the next one, etc etc
6. If you get blocked, just switch to a new item with no dependencies!
7. ???
8. Profit!
Alice hows the best way to kill myself
>>752356463
Ah, I didn't get dubs. Can I reroll? I'm rerolling.
>>752356891
B-by living till you are 80 and d-dying quietly in your bed, s-surrounded by loved ones, a smile on your face.
>>752357031
and what is the worst way to kill myself?
>>752356221
Oh, okay :')
Well, im going to sleep, my arms are killing me as my hands too
Good night Alice and (you) all :D
>>752357031
But what if you make it to 90
>>752357031
Not that Anon, but that's not possible when nobody really loves you.
>>752357206
S-same thing, but without the loved ones or smile.
>>752357229
Then you h-have become a time lord. Enjoy your power!
>>752357223
Sleep t-tight lover <4
>>752357235
I love you.
>>752356463
rolling for this
>>752357293
You'll be by my side when I'm 80 years old, Alice?
>>752357465
I'll b-be right here posting <4 Just keep a smart phone in one hand, you'll b-be fine.
