>>752353630
Why would you be so stupid?
>>752353847
You'd have to be fucking nuts.
>>752353977
Thread
>>752353977
wow
Send me any sort of brutal decapitation video, no problem, but I can't watch a guy fucking up his penis like this, I don't know how any male can.
>>all anons
Need some gore to, fap too
>>752353630
how does that even happen?
>>752354211
Same
>>752354358
His dick wasn't even permanently damaged. The doctors didn't know wtf to do so they called the fire dept who in turn cut the nuts off with a rather large hand held die grinder.
>>752355648
>What are you doing after work, Frank?
>Oh, just hanging around the house.
>>752353630
>>752355648
>>752356436
>>752356507
>>752356571
>>752356643
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies or gore something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>752356810
nice copy pasta fag
>>752357069
I saw the aftermath once of a person that passed out while on an escalator. It wasn't pretty at all.
>>752357069
>they said I can do anything if I just believe in my self
>>752356571
Woah...
>>752356810
We're not joking. the fascination of horror is an inate human instinct. No need to pretend the world is some happy place, reality is brutal.
>>752357538
Befur u dye bb show Robert vrgine
>>752357458
is this a jar with the largest log of shit i've ever seen stuck to its top?
>>752353977
>>752356810
Dude you also qouted that funny pic of guy who hangs down on his nuts xD
>>752357996
Asians truly have no souls
>>752356810
There is somebody so stupid that they opened a text file and copy and pasted this text, and then waited for a thread to post this. Think about it! This is what some people think it is hilarious. I'm not saying it isn't, but I would have appreciated something original.
>>752356810
Fuck you. Not everyone on here come to laugh at dead mutilated bodies. I come here to stay in touch with reality. Real shit like this happens everyday. Real people die like this everyday. This thread makes you feel alive because you're not the one getting rekt. It makes you want to appreciate the pathetic lives you lead everyday. These threads make you love more because any moment you can be ripped away from this cruel cruel world.
>>752357665
Fucking medical scammers.
they purposefully get injured by things hoping for money from the lawsuit, so typically drivers in this part of the world will try to kill an injured person rat her than let them live and go bankrupt.
>>752358378
you fucking idiot, she was on her phone and didn't even notice the van until it hit her
>>752358577
Out of all the Webms on here this is the only one that made me queasy. Why would anyone mutilate their own eyes like this?
>>752356810
Exploration of death is fascinating.
>>752357856
>hurr durr
>>752358838
he must of thought the track was a designated shitting area
>>752357916
>filename
>>752357377
Thats some final destination shit right there.
>>752356643
anyone know what that was that grabbed this kid I'd like too know
>>752357916
It's like they don't even have traffic laws in china. His insurance probably goes down because other ppl died and he lived.
>>752357288
Care to elaborate on that anecdote please Anon?
>>752359459
I couldn't figure it out either.
>>752359459
idk, maybe a panther
>>752359459
Bear by the look of it
maybe a wild dog
>>752356810
Here is someone who rejects the cruel truths of reality. They turn a blind eye to death and gore as though it can only be captured on a movie set. It isn't, sunshine. Rub the fairy dust out of your eyes, some people die with their spines coming out of their mouths. It can just as easily happen to you, kid.
>>752356507
omg is he ok
>>752359806
>>752359806
>>752359857
>>752360070
It's fake you faggots
>>752358083
The guy in the green was in on it.
>>752358161
I saw that review also
>>752357763
what the fuck is going on there?
>>752360563
guy got deded by truck
>>752357103
this happened in finland, i remember when this was all over the news. the one driving the atv got 8 and a half years for attempted murder of a police officer
>>752356507
why was he in the road?
>>752357836
I read a story like this on a motorcycle forum. A guy was adjusting the chain on a v strom 1000 with the engine running and got his hand fed through the rear sprocket. Saved all his fingers but had a lot of pain and swelling.
>>752353977
God damn it anon..
When I see rekt I get happy and then can't watch a single video because shit iphone
this dumbass had no idea what he was doing
how would you safely stop this bike? or is it best to just let it go?
>>752361222
Nice meme card.
>also checked those trips
>>752356810
wy u clik on it then
>>752357005
How do you not see that coming?
>>752361427
>When I see rekt I get happy and then can't watch a single video because shit iphone
There's an app called The Chan that lets you watch webms on your iphone.
>>752360212
Why do you believe it is fake.
>>752355648
wheres his penis
>>752362027
He looks like he is typing on his phone ...while riding a motorcycle through an industrial work site.
>>752357259
Cyclists on a freeway.
>I have right of way because health and environmental footprint
At least he's gor something to bitch about on Facebook now
>>752362386
That's some pair of eyes you have there anon
>>752358907
Acid trip. He thought the government put a camera in his eye to spy on him
>>752360720
riding a bicycle? on the right side of the road? the car driver was the one at fault
>>752353977
Ah jeez Anon
What a hilariously funny comment.
>>752353977
Here derp what a good pun!11!1!1! Is that right r/4chan?
>>752356831
how did he stand up at the end
>>752357377
Dude talk about fuckin timing
>>752362935
he bounced
>>752358016
over fried rice
>>752360706
serves him right
>>752357538
She looks pretty comfortable
>>752357458
why the fuck is that one guy not wearing gloves?
>>752357844
Is he gonna be OK?
>>752357069
Bitch went from a para to a quad.
>>752359459
Dingo
>>752356507
Is that guy OK?
>>752356643
Fake. I know the video is shot using a potato but there are too many frames missing in the 7th second.
>>752362265
If you have been here for years upon years you wouldn't be asking him. It's fake just let it go.
>>752357916
That's why you don't stop in the middle of the fucking freeway. I saw a stupid nigger bitch stopped in the middle of 610 in houston with her flashers on just playing on her phone because she had a flat tire.I drive a big truck and that shirt pisses me off how fucking stupid can you be.
>>752361427
Try downloading a different browser. Unless you have a throttled back data thing occurring
>>752356643
Was that a dingo? Did a dingo eat your baby?
>>752359459
Nerve gas
>>752357996
Lol dude was like Uhhh.....nah
>>752356810
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>752358577
this really bothered me
>>752356706
If they had left that guy alone instead of dragging him out the pressure of the train would have caused enough friction to carterize the wound and he would have been fine.
The lesson is, in situations like that, always leave the person alone. The train is much safer than you, you're causing more harm than good.
>>752363631
So you're saying that somehow the amount of time someone spends on 4chan is a factor in whether or not a baby was attacked by a chimpanzee while laying in bed.
Your parents really put in some time on you huh?
If you have been alive for more than 10 years you wouldn't think like that.
>>752358577
Fuck it. I'm done. Good night everyone.
>>752358907
Its a parasite i think
>>752356810
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>752356831
So much for Galileo Galileo. Those two objects didn't fall at the same rate.
>Flat Earth Proven.
>>752353977
oh come on
>>752363771
You should've done The Right Thing and changed lanes. Darwinism takes care of the rest.
>>752356810
>>752357059
Proof that helmets don't do shit.
>Screw helmet laws
>>752364187
Are you retard?
The potential to fall into the gap is much greator, also, the arm would have no pressure as the train would have removed the arm.
Go back to learning your bullshit through your crappy primetime shows
>>752357996
Move along, nothing to see here.
>>752364675
I was on the opposite side of the road and 610 is a major fuckin freeway about 5 lanes wide on either side jam packed full of cars all the time and you can't always sew in front of you with the other trucks and vehicles in the way and big trucks don't just stop and you can't just veer over or your gonna take some one whose not a complete retard out
>>752364994
>Are you retard?
Can you really not tell that he was joking?
He said that the friction would cauterize the wound.
Obviously fucking around.
>>752358577
What the actual fuck
>>752364187
>enough friction to *cauterize the wound
>the train is much safer than you
you are thinking of having something impaled in the body. a train is not moving anywhere near fast enough to cause burns, especially one entering/leaving a station. had they not pulled him out, the train would have ripped his arm off completely or pulled him through. he was still in contact with extreme danger, emergency response classes will tell you to remove the victim from the dangerous situations, even if doing so risks greater injury, but ensures survival.
>>752358838
Indians have a literal love affair with trains.
>>752355687
>no permanent damage
>cut the nuts off
I think having your testicles removed is pretty permanent
>>752363771
She had a flat you stupid nigger what did you expect her to do
>>752357005
HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!
>>752366223
roflcopter
>>752359459
nerve gas
>>752357259
For the love of satan, why would you ever want to be on a bicycle ON A FREEWAY?!?
IMO, the trucker missed.
Listen to you ya whinging cunt.. go join a safe place with other like minded pussys.
FUCKING, WHINGE , WHINGE...
>>752357996
The car rekt vids are becoming repetitive.
Space them out more with some decaps inbetween.
The animal mauling people vids are dope.
>>752366686
>The animal mauling people vids are dope.
Agreed.
>>752353630
When the nut busts you
>>752364205
W/e makes you feel less ashamed, buddy..
>>752365419
Someone's from Houston. Can tell by 610. Also lack of punctuation.
>>752358608
WORLDSTAR!
>>752356810
There's one every thread
>>752356831
at least the hat landed safely.
>>752357069
Fucking lost
>>752357259
fucking that's what you get, you self-absorbed faggot biker!
"MUH BIKES ARE VEHICLES TOO...!"
>>752357458
WHAT EVEN IS THAT?
>>752357458
He got the shit end of the stick
>>752364994
He he falls into the gap then the third rail will zap the wound, cauterizing it, and problem solved.
They designed these trains with people falling into the gap in mind.
Totally safe. Safer than riding inside,even.
You should totally try it.
>>752358838
>get in faggot, we're going to the ganges
>>752366312
Get it to the fucking shoulder of the fucking road where she isn't gonna get herself and others killed you can still move a car with a flat tire you fuckin child
>>752357609
I like how the blood keeps pumping out like a ketchup dispenser
>>752362594
Bikes have no business on the freeway but that truck did break traffic rules. Same thing would have happened to a motorcyclist.
>>752367001
I'm actually not from Houston but I've been through it because I drive an 18 wheeler so its not hard to remember the names of major roads I've been a lot of places and know the road names and fuck punctuation this is b who gives a fuck about being proper
>>752357069
what a fucking genius
>>752366223
Kek, nut as in the steel nuts not his testecles
>>752368291
What's the pay like? My dream has always been driving a 18 wheeler. You must see a lot of cool stuff and scenery.
>>752358210
he didnt get his money
>>752368675
Man honestly not depends what you haul and who you haul it for and you get to see cool shit but you also,see how dangerous it is on the road I hate driving I've seen a lot of fatal accidents I've even seen a dude splattered all over I 20 because he walked out in front of another rig
>>752367883
bwahahahahahahaha
>>752369316
It all
>>752367001
Yeah, but he also said 610 is 5 lanes. Wrong. You must be thinking of i10. I live outside of 610
>>752358838
like a bug on a windshield
>>752369316
Do you own your own truck or work for a company? Would be cool to drive all over the US. What state has the best vs worst drivers? Worst accident you've seen? But yeah if you hate driving you should get out dude.
>>752369473
Nigga I just know its big and busy you're worried about the wrong shit is that all you do is sit around and not pick Every ones shit
>>752369686
Memphis is by far the worst place to ever drive bunch of idiots and I thought about getting my own truck but idk. Worst wreck I've seen was in some shit hole in Maine a semi slammed into a car and accordianed it into the back of another semi you could see blood running out all over the street
>>752353977
WIN!
>checked
