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My UPS package is taking a fucking long time to get here.
all day ive had a tiny annoying itch on my asshole
ive non-poop wiped like 5x
>>752340908
mine too, its stuck in transit, assholers
I make VW parts
>>752341941
he is the true hero of star wars. Without R2D2, the empire would have won, no question.
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>>752340735
>>752342138
this makes my eyes itch
>>752341372
lol GET FUCKED VW. Our EPA fucked you guys up the ass for illegally tampering with the electronic detection device used to test emissions.
>Did you know about this before it became mainstream?
>>752342673
...for vintage westfalias...
>>752343022
Jews did this
>>752342941
What is the context of this?
>>752343778
How hard is it to understand?
>some bitch at a festival or concert
>decides to show her tits
>a bunch of people assault her without her consent
vini vici:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-TeKxKWkqrscK6F9WycYpl3CMr3_qVB-
dance/electronic
>>752343833
>notices bulge
>>752344012
spoooky
>>752344086
Pick yer gunfu
Just ordered these new NIKE Air max 97's, can't wait
>>752342448
The platform is extended towards the viewer. The extending arm is hidden from view.
>>752344428
>>752344012
thanks mr skeltal
>>752343004
how2bwhite
USA
>>752340735
10/10 beer, recomended
>>752345503
it's good, slightly favour Asahi myself
>>752342072
uh the empire did win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56NZlBgXMJk
>>752345656
Ah, nice. I love asian beer.
>>752340735
>>752345169
proud of it
>>752340735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdbWWTOGngs
>>752344012
(n)spooky(n+2)me
>>752345503
number one you say...?
>>752346681
lmao
>>752346996
THE number one
>>752345411
How he brush he teef?
>>752344972
i wanna pet it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaHUbGaQKcI
https://youtu.be/sVXZPgGXaVQ
>>752344069
>>752345282
Id smash
>>752341231
the things that poor cat has seen
>>752341842
gasoline-soaked mexican shwag ... havent seen any of that since my state legalized it
>>752343022
Story
>>752342072
It's almost like a reverse Matrix if you think about it -- a machine anomaly destroying the infrastructure of human(oid) control
>>752349999
>>752350000
>>752350001
>>752343803
lost .. i had a friend in school who'd freak out over shit like that and go apeshit on someone, we did this exact kind of shit to him
i bet he's in prison by now
>>752345081
always wondered if somebody somewhere had made that mistake
Kind of like naming your kid Fellatio. I bet there's some poor person out there whose parents didn't know but thought it sounded like a nice name
>>752340735
>>752345181
NO NO CCCP
>>752345169
Ah I was thinking 'How to be human' but then I saw your comment and remembered the niggers
>>752349169
Shopped.
Niggers don't swim
>>752341776
awesome bro, thanks!
>>752340735
>>752341996
lol
>>752343193
Mind the gap
>>752343703
Whose the retard?
>>752353678
>>752345411
Who took the picture?
>>752343803
He took his shirt off by mistake.
He meant to take his pants off.
>>752343854
He looked like he enjoyed that.
It's a bitch?
You mean it's a female?
Oh.
>>752341984
when you see it
>>752341842
People still get/smoke weed like this?
Hi
>>752354381
Kek
>>752345647
The internet has come a long way.
>>752345957
ouch
>>752353986
remi gaillard
>>752354954
Amanita see ah doctor
>>752346681
I like to think I'm not white trash, but I see girls like that and I'd totally smash
>>752354124
He took it by himself
>>752353160
Intense
>>752347323
So sexy.
>>752355503
Also, this
>>752348846
>>752345957
i know i should feel bad, but the car is literally in front of you, how can you not see it coming?
>>752343833
>skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle
>>752353678
What is?
>>752349247
Damn.
Can you imagine the stench?
fuck
>>752355655
Amanita Phalloides
Educate yourself
>>752349612
OH SHIT! IT'S THE FUZZ!
>>752343945
Fuckin love the ABC's of Death films! Nice one Anon
I always hold out hope that someone uploads that webcam kiss gif!
Or finally coming across a webm of it...
The ANGLO man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pink skin. This pink skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of England, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pink skin reminds us of our enlightened, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The ANGLO man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(Turkroaches,Pakis,medshits,krauts,niggers and amerimutts)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The ANGLO penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the ANGLO man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent English seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the ANGLO man impregnates.
In total, the ANGLO man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the ANGLO man is the epitome of masculinity.
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>>752340908
Maybe the postman took your drugs
>>752351511
Urine. Pronounce Yoo-reen.
Aquanet. Pronounced same.
Shithead. Pronounced Shith-E-ad
>>752342138
The lift arm is going towards the camera
>>752343004
canadianne soyboi starter pack?
>>752343703
Eh bien, si je pensais le voir ici lui
>>752356372
It's a decomposing dog head.
>>752356917
Get lost homo.
>>752347686
> snegull
>>752354381
Awesomely educational
>>752350387
guess you could say he's got the runs
I'll be playing All My Little Words at an open mic tonight.
>>752349169
one rice crispy the rest are coco pops
>>752346681
Jesus no
>>752357859
i want to die
>>752348846
Thos etnies tho
>>752349169
>That little slice of hog fat in my can o beans
>>752347950
> Jewish rage
FTFY
>>752349053
>never did me any harm
>>752343004
Hussein is that you
>>752353160
She thicccc
>>752358277
>>752358702
>>752357719
rude, anon
>>752358702
Looool
This get tho
>>752359233
Better luck next time
>>752357859
Arya?
>>752351560
son of a bitch
