Fags of /b/. Do you think my cock is ugly ? I've always thought it was kinda hideous. But i like humiliation so hey, tell me what you think.
>>752302762
is that a fucking infant arm
good length,good girth, good foreskin
>>752302697
God damn, you could make a cow have an orgasm with that thing
>>752302818
Thank you very much. Have another.
>>752302890
Thanks, here's another . Any other animals i could successfully fuck?
>>752303204
Mares and ponies.
>>752303233
Sounds good.we'd make centaurs do you think ?
It's a nice dick, be grateful you're uncut, honestly.
8/10
>>752302697
No, not at all. Needs a trim, though.
>>752303375
Thank you very much. I genuinely didn't expect this. have one with some pre cum.
>>752302697
Wtf is wrong with your foreskin it should pull back when your hard if it stays over the head you must feel nothing from sex and stink of dick cheese there is no way I'd let you fuck me
>>752303457
Thanks for the honesty. Have one with some thick cum trapped under my foreskin
>>752303608
My foreskin does pull back you retard ?
>>752302697
It would be better without that smegma pocket covering the head
Damn that thing is hot and huge.
>>752303998
Thank you very much.
>>752304282
Damn. Wish I had a package like that.
>>752302697
It's not ugly!! I'd suck you off anytime you want!!!
Thi is porn-level cock!
So I say: troll!
>>752304812
Genuinely not a troll dude. I wish i could meet people like you, I've seriously had nothing but funny looks in my experience.
>>752304972
Uncut is the best. I really wish I had a FWB with a monster like that.
>>752304972
>>752304382
I wish I could meet someone like YOU!
I'd suck you off every day. Swallow your cum too.
Also suck you whenever you need. Anytime and place! Even in public if you tell me to.
Or watch tv, porn, surf 4chan and I'll be on my knees servicing your cock
>>752305020
A fwb ? What's that ?
>>752302697
Im jelly of that vein. Pic related is me. Anyone got any tips for better pics?
my cock is nicer than yours. Chicks dig it
>>752305115
Friend With Benefits. A guy you can have a drink with, and fuck around with. But there doesn't need to be romance.
>>752305122
Nah. Mine is pretty small. The doms on me call it 'cute'. Just be glad you aren't me. Try going to a dick rate tread and asking.
>>752305069
Wow that sounds really hot. I'd like a blowjob slave.
>>752305329
fuck yeah, I'd be your cocksucker slave!
do you have kik?
>>752305626
Fuck off! I will be his cock sucker slave, not you! I am better at it!
>>752305240
I like tiny dicks.
>>752305626
>>752305791
I think both of you should tell me what you'd do, the dirtiest is the winner ?
>>752305825
Yeah, under 5 inches erect on a chub is only appealing for a few. I'm for the niche market apparently
>>752305884
I'd suck your dick, lick your nutsack, jerk you off, let you fuck my ass (if you're into that sort of thing) I'd dress up for you and role play for you. I'd let you piss all over me (no scat tho, that's too gross). Id shave my entire body slick and smooth and baby oil myself up all for your pleasure. I'd call you Daddy and beg for your cock. I'd dress up as a kinky puppy and let you leash and collar me and train me to do tricks in return for your "bone"
Jesus fuck I'm horny as shit now
>>752305884
I'd be your full slave. Suck your dick anytime, anyplace you want. For as long as you want. Even drink your piss.
Also clean, cook, work for you or be your footstool.
you can just use me and I'll always be ready and willing to suck your dick and swallow your cum and piss.
kik: cocksucker_yummy
>>752306077
Haha mine is WAY better. So long, loser! His dick is MINE!
>>752305985
Sounds like it,im over 8 inches. The circumference is over 5 inches
>>752306134
You know, I'm DDF, and I've been screwed multiple times. But not by anything like that. Damn that's huge. I'd do anything to get my hands on that. Or ass around it. Your preference.
>>752303204
Me in my ass
Wtf dude c'mon, decide between the two cock sucker slave candidates! The anticipation is killing me!
Dude please I need your glorious thick cock in all my body holes
>>752306854
He's gone
>>752306060
I choose you. That was hot as fuck.want my skype ?
>>752307229
I ain't gone. Just busy at work, sorry
>>752306243
What's ddf? Im an absolute newb at this sort of thing.
>>752307436
Drug and Disease Free. No STD's
>>752307470
Oh good. Same. Get your asshole stretched for free on me !
>>752307355
Nice! I knew I'd win ;) but nah, I don't have or use Skype sadly. Keep posting pics of your cock!
>>752307543
Holy shit. That thing is huge. Damn
>>752307543
Do you shoot big loads?
Really dude nice cock except the foreskin makes it look weird, pics with you pulling it back?, better than my boyfriend's, sadly you didn't get circumsized
>>752307823
Gtfo. I wish I wasn't circumcised. That shit is hot as fuck. Especially on a tiny cock like mine.
>>752307783
Yeah i shoot disgusting big loads.
>>752307885
After sucking both and getting fucked by both I definitely like circumsized better. It's like having a flappy dildo in my pussy instead a actual dick
You've got some weird looking skin covering your knob. wtf????
>>752307823
No thanks to the circumcision.
>>752307942
Perfect. Preference for where to shoot? Ass (in/on?), face? Mouth?
>>752308011
Agreed. I was circumsized but i wish to fuck I wasn't. I swear it broke my dick.
>>752307543
A cock like yours could stretch me any day. You'd destroy me with a tool like that.
>>752308200
Yeah. Same. My mother had it dome because of her garbage beliefs.
>>752308293
I had phimosis, and instead of teaching me to pull my foreskin back, i was sent for surgery when I was 5 years old.
>>752302697
why and what do you like about humiliation?
>>752308333
Trips, also, that sucks. At least you have a bigger cock. Being a chub and under 5 inches is really something.
>>752308244
I absolutely LOVE making a guy moan le better yet cry coz of my cock.id go balls deep in your ass with barely enough lube
>>752308409
Like to make it rough for a sub eh? I need a guy to go to town with not enough lube, and nothing but friction making me cry out in pain and pleasure.
>>752308386
I think it stems from being bullied by girls in school. I like my when they call my cock filthy
>>752308388
>Dubs
Thanks.
It does suck in a way, because I can go from hard as diamonds to floppy in seconds. It's difficult to keep an erection. I don't really know why.
I'd rather have a smaller cock I could keep hard
>>752308487
Perfect, that's exactly how I fuck.
>>752302697
Gay boy here from minnesota. If you are near me let me know i would love to have that in my tight ass......
>>752308688
>Dubs
I can't control mine. I can be at work and be rock hard, but be bent over getting pounded and be a wet noodle. I just was dealt a bad hand. At least I like getting pounded whether or not I'm hard or aroused. Even giving oral or playing with my favorite fetishes won't affect me.
>>752308767
I'd send pics of my packages, but phone is ded. You could go to town all day and a night if you wanted. You'd wear me out in minutes, but I doubt a big dom like you cares. After all, what's a sub for?
>>752303627
>>752304972
>>752306134
Dang, I've never seen your load before. That's just hot.
Another ... Pulled back this time
>>752309028
That's hot. I need it in me. Now. Jam it in. No lube. I want it now.
>>752309028
you near minnesota sir?
>>752309120
Another pulled back . Tell me how far you'd go. What are your limits ?
>>752308884
My fetishes usully work in my favour, but I hear you on the rest of it.
>>752309255
Stick a rag in my mouth and you can push me as far as you want. That thing is fucking hot.
>>752309325
Eh, I like it either way. The doms don't have a problem with it. They screw me, and some cuddle me afterwards and fondle me :3
Such nice docks here. Would suck them all and swallow, also to clean them up after an long day outside or not washing for a long time.
Laso would love to play with this dicks while still in foreskin to get that sweet sweet precum
>>752309328
I'll stick my boxer shorts in your mouth ?
Can y'all rate mine also uncut.
>>752309506
Go for it. Doesn't matter if they're soaked in sweat, cum, or piss. I'm a sub. I can't fight back. ;)
>>752309536
I'd love to wrangle it with the guy above you. That tool is pretty big too
>>752309581
Mmhm fuck yeah. Tell me more.
>>752309536
Would totally clean and even take piss from ormsmegma. Just dont let the supply dry out
I've received compliments at the gym.
You?
>>752309506
If you just were here and had somennice dirty smegma for me to eat. Also would swallow everything you give me.
Another
>>752309255
Wouldnt had any limits, i would take what you give me. After you gave me cum, give me piss so you dont have to stand up
>>752309389
I've learnt lately that i'm dominant, but in a non abusive "daddy bear" way.
>>752302697
>Do you think my cock is ugly ?
You're a faggot porn spammer. Fuck off and die.
Why the mods don't nuke the faggot spammers is fucking beyond me.
I guess they want to fuck /b/ to death.
>>752309731
Unfortunatelly cut so nothing for me....>>752309766
>>752309804
Make one where the head oeeks out just a little. Would unwrap out of the foreskin just with my tongue. Also deepthroat.
So whose bigger ? Me or the other guy. Also, i have cock cheese it seems ..
>>752309711
Not much to tell. Stick your soaked boxers in my mouth, take you tool, and slide it in, no lube. All you'll hear are my muffled cries. I won't be able to fight back as you push every girthy inch farther and farther in until I'm crying out out in pain and pleasure. When you just want to slam it, all you have to do is grab my hair and just ram me. If you want to take it up a notch, slam in, and rip out a few times, and yank the boxers out of my mouth and make me choke on your massive cock. Grab the back of my head and just ram it down my throat. Either drown me in cum, or dry your cock off on my discarded clothes, put you boxers back in, and slam back in, nice and dry. If your're satisfied, just squeeze my bits and walk away. I'll be too broken down to do anything either. Subs don't need release anyways, right?
>>752309972
He looks bigger but you cheese wins totally. Would tottaly clean. You could cum into your panta and let it dry the whole day just for me to clean it up.
Ohhh dear. Im really cheesy. Anyone wanna scrape this shit off with their tongue ?
>>752310129
Why scrape it with my tongue when I can suck it off?
I see y'all like the cheese but unfortunately I don't so I keep it pretty clean
>>752310372
I don't care what a dick is covered in. I'll clean it.
>>752310129
I eould totally eat it all. Also get your cum and you spit on it ocasionally for me so it gets even hotter.
Would you give me some piss too?
>>752310372
Sad story, anon :'(
Anyone like mine?
>>752302697
Femanon here
I think the vein and shape is bad 7/10
>>752310874
I do i like that glossy look, what would you give me?
>>752310874
All Cocks are nice!
>>752310920
In the words of Donald Trump: Wrong.
The vein is noice
>>752309972
Fucking disgusting
>>752310129
Hell yeah I would.
>>752311017
that's your opinion, I think it's too big and offputting
>>752310874
more from me
>>752310129
No. Wash that shit
>>752311107
Nah.
>>752311110
Would suck. Also what can you offer me? Just cum or smegma and piss too?
>>752310874
Fuck yes
>>752311107
Nope. W-R-O-N-G
>>752311110
Yeeeees. Where you from
>>752311107
In my opinion you're a fat ugly bitch.
>>752311257
Agreed
>>752302882
>good
>foreskin
>>752302697
>uncut
>uncut
>foreskin
omigosh i loveeeeeeee your cock, i’d so shove my nose deep into your balls and smell all your musk, id try and fit you in my mouth b-but i kinda have a small one..
9/10
Im from England by the way
? What you think
>>752304382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7XjuO_rus
This came up after reverse image search
>>752303461
your cock is tantalizingly close to my face and theres fucking pre cum dripping out of it
seriously fuck you op for teasing meeeeeeeeee
i wanna lick your cock lap up all your yummy cum~
>>752311395
Wish it wasn't cut, but either way, 8.5/10. Would deep throat.
>>752311395
do you have more. I like!
>>752311138
the vein, that is
>>752311191
it's your opinion, some people like blacks some like whites
some prefer uncut, some prefer cut
and I prefer without a huge bulging vein
>>752311207
nah, this thread is for fags anyway
>>752311257
geez, he got me there, I must be so fat and ugly
>
>>752311536
Yes, you are fat & ugly.
>>752311656
I'm 45 kg and 5ft5, come up with something new
>>752311536
Your body may be relatively thin but your mind is fat like really tumblr feminist pink hair fat.
>>752311708
You're still ugly ? Your height and weight has no effect on that.
>>752311734
This
>>752311465
>>752311734
all because I don't like extremely veiny dicks, got it
>>752311743
ah yes that would explain my popularity in college
>>752311773
thank you very much
>>752311820
What do get in return
>>752311817
>popular in college
>implying you aren't just easy
>implying ugly & easy = hot.
>>752302697
looks like a thrasher from borderlands 2
pic related
>>752311916
That picture is... really clear. I can see everything
>>752311817
Also; id rape the shit put of your community college ass and make you chew my veiny dick, bitch.
OP, come back
>>752312107
I never left. Im still here x
>>752311536
whats your favorite cock size?
are you a size queen?
>>752312107
He ain't coming back.
145 replies for obvious photoshopped image in a bait thread.......the fuck is wrong with you guys?
>>752311853
My undying adoration for your cock?
>>752312210
shopped? how so
>>752312181
More cheesy pics?
>>752302697
OP post your kik so you can be my little bitch. You will call me Daddy. I'll teach you well.
>>752312192
Nothing is shopped here you loser. >>752312192
Im still here
>>752312moar want to swallow
>>752312528
But dad, I didn't say anything about your cawk being shopped. Glad to see you're still here though
>>752312346
I dont use kik.add me on skype though, arron.taylor92
>>752305069
Fag
>>752312616
Sorry, o meant the other guy.
>>752302697
How big is that thing?
>>752312709
A little over 8 inches long and 5 or so around
>>752312823
fuck, i was pretty sure it'll near 7"... wow
>>752312977
Why thank you. Add me and chat on skype ? Im at work so text for now. Arron.taylor92
>>752302697
What the fuck are you wearing? You're clearly in a bathroom, witting on the toilet with your pants down. You're wearing blue socks and black pants around your ankle. And you've tucked your horizontal stripe boxers up and are poking Johnny through a hole between the buttons without actually opening any of the buttons.
plz, op. if you direct your post towards fags, you've got to be prepared for shit like this. send nudes next time
Pls rate me
>>752314531
>>752314493
What the shit are you smoking
>>752314882
This.
>>752310429
Shit?
>>752315832
I would also like to know.
>>752309972
Wash yo dick more
>>752316440
>:
Pass.
>>752316440
Nah, looks good like that. Adds character.