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suck 'n fuck edition
I'm starting to get jealous of sexy celebs. :c
Last thread got out of hand. Just 2 /b/ros having some beers and watching Emma Watson get blacked.
>>752296183
There's plenty of hard cock to go around, don't worry.
Where's big cock Taybro?
She fuels my sissy urges
>>752296183
Jealous of what?
>>752296249
he said he might be homeless soon, I hope it's not true :(
Hello~!
Anyone in SF want to edge to celebs?
>>752296218
Exactly
Too many lewd anons
>>752296249
Not him but maybe mine is big enough?
>ywn do this for another anon
>>752296345
Yes things got kinda lewd quickly. Back to watching Emma blacked
>>752296233
But I want them on demand whenever I want. Even just if a big dick Anon was relaxing in bed after work lying on his back I was caressing his hardness with my mouth and tongue and taking away all his stress. :c
I'm just going to try to get the thought out of my head for now.
>>752296249
>>752296294
That's me, and I half decided yesterday that I was going to stay here and if I became homeless here I would turn my bus ticket money into beer money and kill myself. :c
>>752296415
Do what?
More Jane Levy leaked nudes please mr. fourchan the legendary hacker, thank you.
>>752296466
I didn't know you swung that way, Taybro
>>752296466
I need someone like you near me
>>752296319
Do people actually meet up IRL from this?
This place is seriously getting too gay for me
>>752296547
iktf
>>752296466
VJbro or Taybro we've all been friends for too long to talk like this
>>752296450
I just want to her pussy get stretched
>>752296606
He's at the end of his rope anon. Just let him lick your cock a little bit.
>>752296572
>>752296439
She is better blonde imo
>>752296669
I just posted it just to be nice but no response.
>>752296493
I heard there were vids?
>>752296074
Elizabeth olsen HOT
Victoria Justice HOT
Emma Watson NOT HOT
Taylor Swift NOT HOT
>>752296253 NOT HOT
Judy Garland NOT HOT
Emma Stone NOT HOT
this is now a YLYL thread, get your normie shit out of here
>>752296532
I don't know if I'm the Tayfriend you're thinking of, I'm BD Tay Anon and I've been this way on here for awhile now. I've liked cocks for years now. :c
>>752296533
;___;
>>752296606
It's okay now, I got it out of my system for tonight. ;___;
>>752296654
Same. No better place to sign her up than blacked for that.
>>752296761
Yes, I know you BD. I've just never seen you be so openly gay. Usually you write such good erotica I just assumed. My b.
>>752296761
Where from anon?
>>752296761
You didn't even respond to my dick pic. >:(
so no one noticed a new Jane levy nude randomly dropped in the last thread?
>>752296761
Kik? Discord?
>>752296740
Ylyl? I'm here!
>>752296865
She's not very popular around here
>>752296976
Her back is lewd AF and i cant take my eyes off how sexy her form is here
>>752296993
Hellp Robertsfag
Doed your autism drive you to flood the thread again?
>>752296822
That's part of the reason why I can write so good, because I think of it from both sides, I can put myself in her shoes and what I would want I write into the story.
>>752296838
I live in a very small town in Canada.
>>752296844
Sorry.
>>752296868
I don't use those. I've snapped out of it for now and don't want to get into it anymore.
>>752297041
I'm not autistic faggot
I'm borderline case
>>752297053
Guess my dick doesn't look good..
>>752296773
Would she she be able to handle that footlong guy from blacked?
>>752297053
Do you do sissy fantasies?
>>752297053
Ever done anything lewd in real life to celebs?
>>752297104
Please roberts anon
I am just trying to cum to celebs. Spam is no fun
>>752297104
Kek, you're as retarded and autistic as they come
Do your family a favor and end it
>>752297170
I was also trying to last thread but herman fucked it up again
>>752297053
I'd let you blow me, BD <3
Would you want the cum in your mouth like a good girl or on your face like a slut?
>>752297205
You are Herman
>>752297170
>attempting to reason with the mentally ill
>>752297205
Cant we just all agree to be herman and jack off to our own shit? Spam just fucks up threads
>>752297249
>You are Herman
Wrong.
The main Herman of the celeb thread is a samefagging autistic pedophile NEET beware of his posts, he likes Disney stars (especially underage girls) his posts:
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl) 13 years old - 2017
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>Rowan Blanchard 16 yo - 2017
>Mackenzie Foy 17 yo - 2017 (mostly)
>G Hannelius 18 yo - 2017
>Peyton List 19 yo - 2017
>Dove Cameron 21 yo - 2017
>Victoria Justice a.k.a stutterfag spam
>Taylor Swift (one of them) example, using a celeb as a guise for a gay circle jerk fest
These actresses' ages were all listed conveniently on a simple disney star Google search under "people who like this also search for.."
Ignore his pedo-lewding samefagging it happens a lot.
Please report any rule violations for underage girls and make celeb threads a better place for everyone.
>>752297125
Maybe too much for her. I'd like to see her take the more normal looking sized dudes from there. Ones that look proportional anyways lol It should be romantic and erotic while she gets stretched and cums all over his cock.
>>752297298
He exclusively jacks off to horse hooves I am afraid
All these replies are making me uncomfortable. I'm bailing out till this all blows over.
>>752297211
>>752297294
fffuck
I just want to shoot on her back or ass so bad
>chad being lewd
what de fugg
>>752297249
>You are Herman
Wrong
Herman is some autistic deviant who was spending every waking hour on here shitting the place up. He would start most of the celeb threads for the express purpose of trying to create a circle jerk because he is a huge faggot that is only interested in anon's dicks and not the girls in the pics he is posting.
>>752297357
Sorry BD :( feel better pls
>>752297379
>Herman is some autistic deviant who was spending every waking hour on here shitting the place up.
So, you?
>>752297249
>You are Herman
Wrong again
The main Herman of the celeb thread is an autistic NEET shut-in:
His posts =
>stutterfag spammer/VicJustice >Mackenzie Foy 17 years old - 2017
>Francesca Capaldie 13 years old - 2017
>Tayanon (one of them) as a homosexual circlejerk under the guise of a female celebrity
>Millie Bobby Brown 13 years old - 2017
>G Hannelius
>JJ
>impersonates Robertsfag by spamming spiderman, while requesting Emma R to be posted, fooling anons into believing it's actually Robertsfag
>does double bluff troll spamming horses when Robertsfag posts Emma R to trigger him, perpetuating a spam cycle
Typically, the NEET Herman's autism is triggered when other anons ignore him and he begins his troll posts/spam
Any questions?
>>752297433
Last time I checked I didn't post taylor swift or vic justice to have a homo-erotic fantasy
Neither do I post underage girls and samefag pedo-lewd them
>>752297493
Throbbing for this, which emma?
>>752297338
Even the normal ones are pretty big.
Yeah, wouldn't want to see Emma in too much pain.
>>752297346
Kys
>>752297525
But you do mindlessly post spam due to your crippling autism and mental illness, all because you are obssessed with a horse
Sissy here ready to pleasure you anons in here. Which celeb pics shall fuel my faggotness
>>752297535
Holy fuck, this pic..
>>752297535
Just want her to be pleasured like never before. The skin color contrast and her riding that huge bbc. She might even get caught up in the moment and call him a nigger.
>>752297559
Neck yourself foot fag, you're a freak
>>752297562
I am BORDERLINE autistic you stupid little lowlife watsonfucktard
Stop calling my best Emma a horse and proceed to an hero immediately
>>752297647
Stay mad faggot
>>752297533
best emma
>>752297373
I want to get a handful so bad
>>752297653
That's the the truest image you have ever posted, faggot. You're going to be a virgin forever and die alone, might as well just do so now
>>752297720
best feet. always get me hard
Watsontroll has a dicklette
>>752297735
Kek was in the thread for that one
>>752297653
Based Watsonbro
>>752297621
>call him a nigger
That would probably make him thrust harder and faster...
>>752297611
>>752297789
>thinking anyone believes your false flag post
>>752297810
Based watsontroll spams andy sixx log threads with that copypasta over and over again obsessively
That was a separate thread he made just to show what an autistic NEET no-lifer he really is.
Get a life watsontroll
>>752297803
Did it get replies
>>752297840
Guys the pics are hot and all but let's kill the nigger talk
I'd honestly rather you go back to gay talk than this
>>752297720
She has perfect proportions
>>752297901
look at them tits
>>752297901
Watsontroll is the KING of falseflagging
Just ask /tv/
Pic related
>>752297918
Yeah, loads of Nicki circlejerking was going on
>>752297959
let me suck your big nigger dick, daddy <3
>>752297840
That's what she would want. Race play is hot as fuck. Glad you're not insecure and agreed to watch this with me
>>752298003
The watsonposter is like Robertsfag's bogeyman, scared of them pointing out how pathetic they are
>>752298110
Watsontroll kill yourself NOW, you filthy human being
>>752297959
Sorry Liz anon ;_;
>>752298056
Anything for Emma
>>752298139
hey Dorothy anon
>>752298190
U first Herman
>>752298215
Oh hi~!
>>752298297
how's toto
>>752298365
Still scared of storms, the poor thing.
>>752298296
Sexy as hell
>>752298253
Not herman see who herman really is here:
>>752297310
>>752297379
>>752297439
>>752298212
Ice cold beers, 4K Emma Watson blacked vid on a big screen with surround sound with a /b/ro
>>752298035
Lol
>>752298212
Hard to fap with this dumb raceplay going on is all
>>752298296
I want to look like this
>>752298425
But that's your spam
I bet she's a pro with that mouth.
>>752298427
Try Reddit then you lame faggot. We weren't talking to you.
>>752298463
I don't spam spiderman as often as herman does
>>752298495
Youre talking around all of us. I read it while i'm trying to fap to other shit ffs
>>752298471
yea, perfect in jewing.
>>752298540
>as often
>>752298406
lol after all this time?
>>752298426
A dream come true
>>752298495
>cuckold telling others to go to Reddit
>>752298586
Hey! You try getting lifted off by a tornado, huh?
>>752298495
If all you want to do is fap to niggers fuck off back to plebbit
More jane?
>>752297439
>>752298581
Take note, you'll see emma r being posted, spiderman spam saying "WRONG EMMA FAGGOT" etc
Then when Emma is posted you'll see horses being spammed as his counter to incite a rageflood from me.
This always happens in 1 thread and it's the same person doing all of this. It's herman. Same time everyday happened a lot a few weeks back before I wrote those analysis pastas of herman
>all your favorite celebs have been defiled by kikes since childhood
t-thanks
>>752298540
Correction, you spam more often
I want my boupusc bred to emma
>>752298643
heh that's a good point. plus those flying monkeys were pretty spooky
>>752298561
Don't read the text then
>>752298615
I'm not dating her, learn what that word means.
>>752298743
I don't spam spiderman that explaination clears it up for any retards >>752297439
>>752298756
explain?
>>752298727
Not Herman doing that, you used to spam before that.
The fact you rageflood is the problem and without it this issue disappears.
>>752298756
>>752298809
>>752298681
I'm jacking it to Emma Watson you mong.
>>752298809
he wants cum in his butt
>>752298775
You sure got me, please return to fapping at your inability to get or please a woman
>>752298610
Dream porn
>>752298825
Kys herman your threads are mostly cancer they deserve a good rageflood
>>752298527
Fuck, been edging to best emma since start of the thread. Those eyes, that ass, those lips
Nobody else even makes me want to worship so hard
>>752298916
inb4 b&
>>752298916
Hot.
>>752298771
The whole deal was one crazy adventure - we sure showed 'em!
>>752298916
Underage
>>752298916
Get ready faggot
>>752298868
Kek, this excuse. These race fetish fags like to claim they are fapping to a woman getting fucked. So why not being fucked by anyone? Because the part they are always fantasising about and fapping to is the nigger.
>>752298903
She'll use those delicious feets too right?
ain't she like 19 now?
>>752299085
mm please more em feet
>>752296218
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS IS WHY THE CELEB THREADS ALWAYS POP UP AND ARE ON PAGE 1 24/7
>>752299006
>>752299036
literally who
>>752299133
Haha, what's this newfangled "kek" word going round these days?
>>752299089
Not in that vid
>>752299231
well then it must be fake, total cgi shooping going on
>>752299291
yes yes yes
>>752299048
Nice projection
>>752299200
It's what these cool cats say when they are having a cuckle, missy.
>>752299085
Yes she definitely would. Gripping that cock with her wet slippery toes.
>>752299104
>>752299319
Stroking hard for her, she would have the sexiest moans
>>752299402
Why do I want to be her so badly anons
>>752299166
Ariel Winter FAGGOT
>>752299422
wow go on
>>752299166
Carl Sherburne
>>752299373
>>752299415
fuck...
Emma's cummy feets
>>752299500
they need cum.. right between her toes. making them all sticky
>>752299398
Well that's just neat-o!
I mean....umm, "kek"? Did I do that right, Anon?
>>752299471
Never seen this pic before. I want to cum on her tits so bad..i want to watch it drip down her lips
>>752299530
Would love watching cum drip off her toes
>>752299706
fuck i wanna cum on them
>>752299573
would you lick them clean afterwards?
>>752299538
Yes, ma'am
You're getting the hang of it.
>>752299778
Oh that's just lovely. It's rather precise! Thanks a lot, Anon.
>>752299706
thats a boy
>>752299766
If i'm feeling like a gentleman
>>752299756
They need it
>>752299706
>>752299862
Yep, it's a he-she
>>752299880
wew just made a mess for emma feet
>>752299800
Pumping my cock so fucking hard, feels so good after all the edging
>>752299981
Stone > watson
>>752300008
cum!
>>752299988
good boy
>>752299988
Nobody wants to know that you're cum to men
>>752300087
?_?
>>752300074
That guy came to an image of a boy
Pretty gay
>>752300119
Watson is a boy. You're gay fam
>>752300012
stone > roberts > the other emma
>>752300060
Not quite yet but fuck my body is aching to
>>752300066
>>752299981
Fuck i'm gonna cum soon...i cant fight this need, this want
>>752300156
For me, it's
Roberts > Stone > the other emma
some beauty over here
>>752300183
fucking disgusting nigger
>>752300156
best feet of any emma, but i prefer watson the most. shes well rounded while emma stone is just elite feets and ass and emma roberts is pig disgusting. emma dumont needs to be the new third emma
>>752300241
hater life lol !
This fucking board, what the fuck.
>>752300207
She looks kinda hot there
I wouldn't mind being between her legs servicing her right about now...
>>752300307
Which board are you from, anon?
>>752300243
imagine if she put your feet... in your butt
>>752300367
Why not on your dick instead?
>>752300403
why would she do that..
>>752300287
>>752300363
>>752300207
Fuck, fuck
I'm about to fucking cum so hard
Post emma and end me, i want this o bad
>>752300180
For me it's the cream
>>752300470
Shoot into my mouth
>>752300440
Because a footjob is sexy
Ass ramming is not
>>752300505
just a big toe in your butt while her other foot strokes your gooch
>>752300505
I'm not so sure...
>>752300559
Nope, I don't like sticking objects into my ass
That's just another form of faggotry
>tag
>>752300480
For me it's the steam
>>752300338
I am a man of the world, I don't frequent here that much. Usually on /lit/ honestly, but there's too many shitty meme-arrow stories reposted.
So dreamy
>>752300781
This board is full on autism cancer.
You have been warned. Get out before you turn into one of them.
>>752300617
maybe feet is a form of faggotry...
>>752300902
No it's not. It's no where near as homo as anal sex if it's even homo to have a woman stroke your cock with her delicious feets.
love it !
post one more emma to finish me off
>>752301031
dayum
>>752301042
Oooooh nooooooo! That sucks.
>>752300968
men have prostate in their bums just in reach of female fingers that's a sign that it is not gay to enjoy prostate stimulation
>>752301112
Still, only sissies stick their fingers up their own bums. It's the nost emasculating thing you could ever do as a man.
>>752301109
Absolute sane man.
>>752300830
>>752300830
>>752300830
NEW THREAD
New thread here: >>752301370
New thread here: >>752301370
New thread here: >>752301370
>>752301243
more emasculating than getting down on your knees and licking a girls feet? hmm...
>>752301243
What if a beautiful woman did it?
>>752299687
stop smoking emma u nigger. and go back to ginger for the love of god
>>752298133
Checked. I love her freckles.
>>752301437
I don't want to lick a girls feet or even smell them
I just want to cum on them or have her give me a footjob.
>>752298133
i want emma to hold me while i go to sleep.
>>752299463
I wish.
>>752296606
Let a disgusting old jew fuck her for fame and fortune. Little more than a prostitute.
Was it Watson fag who posted their PATHETIC cock last night?
>>752299927
Sam Winchester?
