What is the best poverty beer?
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What is the best poverty beer?
Miller High Life
Corona 40oz
>>752291574
Bud heavy
Natty Lite. Rush TKE bitch.
>>752291574
hamms
Coors Banquet in a bottle. Shit is delish.
>>752291574
*you spelled "water" wrong
Kill yourself
>>752291574
Steel Reserve.
I don't drink beer but apparently it's fucking Budweiser. I could make a god damn fort out of the Budweiser boxes around here.
Keystone baby or busch
>>752292242
Bud Swoll here my friend.
Only finest of beers to quench strong strong thirst.
>>752292434
Does Hamms even still exist?
Coors light or fuckin hamms man
Rolling Rock
>>752293108
yup!
I go PBR >>> Coors >>> Hamms depending on how broke i am at the time.
Perrier
>>752291574
Niggas don’t know about schlitz
>>752291574
This right here. Cheap as hell with a high
abv and steel manages to taste better than most
American beers.
>>752292434
>>752293108
Objective best answer. They sell it at my local Randall's. $5 for a sixer that tastes that good is unbeatable
>>752291574
Two hearted is all
Can't go wrong with the hamm
>>752294946
This or cobra
kvass
PBR for a dollar
>>752291574
Rolling Rock and Miller High Life
Drink a horse' piss instead fucking peasant
>>752292365
LOL here at Nebraska, one of the top 10 party schools in the country, TKE is a fuckin' joke
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.
NO ONE has posted the CORRECT ANSWER.
Ever heard of Big Flats 1901? It is Walgreen's own brand of beer they launched... SPECIFICALLY designed to be the CHEAPEST beer. It's 2.99 for a 6 pack. That's at regular price. Sometimes they put it on sale. That's less than 50 cents a can. Normally you have to buy a 30 brick to get that value. Also it tastes better than any other ultra cheap shit like Steel Reserve.
If you go into any Walgreens in a lower income area you should see that shit stacked high and proud.
>>752291574
Homebrew; Seriously, you can make it for pennies a bottle if you're creative. You don't need expensive equipment; I use a plastic food-grade pickle bucket I scored at McDonalds, some fish tank tubing, and a rubber balloon for an airlock.
>>752295556
OP said poverty beer, not charity case beer
Oettinger
>>752291574
Milwaukee's Best Ice. Cheap. High alcohol for beer (even more bang for your buck). Doesn't taste like Malt Liquor.
>>752296622
Just googled it, looks like shit. Are you saying you've tried it before or simply just saw it in store? $2.99 doesn't mean it's worth it.
No love for Colt 45?
>>752296733
correct
Natty Ice 16's
Who gives a shit about any of this? It's like alcoholic amateur hour in here. Just go get a handle of value vodka already and go to town.
>>752296872
I've tried it. It is "shit" - it's specifically designed to be cheap beer. Walgreens' CEO has said it's supposed to be cheap, not good. But compared to all the other cheap domestic options, I find it palatable. Seriously, for cheap domestic swill, Budweiser is expensive and doesn't taste good.
I'm a part time beer snob, I usually drink good/strong beer, drinking an Andygator right now. My go-to cheap beer is PRB since it is smooth and cheap and I prefer it over other cheap swill in that price range.
But if the question is what is the best poverty beer (and it is), the answer is BIG FLATS 1901. It doesn't taste good, but it has a crisp beer taste with only a hint of turpentine aftertaste, which is much better than Bud, Coors, or all the other major domestic swill labels. Served super-chilled with a cheese pizza or similar it's a perfectly enjoyable option. I do it sometimes when I'm in a ghetto area and I see Big Flats on sale in Walgreens.
>>752297138
this
>>752297138
I just can't get a taste down for vodka. I like beer and gin.
>>752297299
Again, it's like amateur hour in here...vodka doesn't taste like anything. if getting drunk is your goal then what's the problem
>>752297538
>vodka doesn't taste like anything
wait what
>>752292434
Sell it here for 3.50 ...can't be beat
>>752297652
ya herd me
>>752291574
Miller
Lagunitas' Brown Shugga. You can get a 24 pack at Costco, ten percent beer. Most bang for your buck
>>752298239
>Lagunitas' Brown Shugga
That is one of my favorite beers ever, it's hard to find since it's a seasonal release, usually only the Sucks is available as a closest-to option. Does Costco really sell 24pks? I will get a membership just for that if so.
It's not cheap beer though.
>>752298239
>have costco membership
>post about poverty beer
>lagunitas
gtfo
>>752291574
The only acceptable cheap beer on the east coast
Constantly on sale for $8/12 pack.
Only better deal is RR $9/18 pack, but they come in cans.
>>752298450
East Coast here. Their black&tan still ranks among the word tasting beers I've ever had in my life. Never tried the traditional lager because of this. Am I a heretic or are Philly people just full of shit?
>>752298734
>word
worst*
>>752298682
It’s like $11 for a 30 case of MHL cans and that can get you feeling really good.
>>752298682
Just realized this dude beat me to it.
>>752296231
Mah nigga
>>752298804
>drinking 30 beers
I'm more the type to just sit back and enjoy a couple cold ones. Plus I'm willing to pay the premium if I can drink out of a bottle.
>>752298977
Also good. Packs the most flavor in a cheap beer.
>>752296633
Double dubs speaks truth. Fucking kids don't even realize you can make gallons of beer in about two or three days for next to nothing in a bucket.
>>752298951
Yeah I’ll make a case last a whole though. But I can’t deny that a bottle just tastes better.
>>752298734
I've only ever had traditional. I hate when budget brands try to sell gimmick beers. If I want to drink a heavy beer I'll get a Guinness
>>752296733
probably better than all listed American beers in this thread but still bad
>>752291574
Blue ribbon
Taste like decent piss water too
>>752298951
>....couple cold ones. Plus I'm willing to pay the premium....
Maybe you didn't read the thread subject. It is POVERTY beer. MHL is only applicable in cans and at that it is second to PBR.
>>752299031
Okay let's talk about this. How do I make halfway decent beer in 3 days without risking poisoning myself?
>>752299234
u don't
Rolling rock is hands down best poverty beer.
>>752299234
Boil your mash, plop it in a bucket, add sugar and a whole packet of champagne yeast. Keep it in a warm place for a few days. If you want maximum alcohol you can wait for two weeks, but it should have at least 2% to 3% after just a few days if you used enough yeast. It won't taste wonderful, but it's beer and it's basically free.
Coors
>>752299153
That must be some severe poverty if you can't afford $8 once or twice a week. If not, you should cut back
>>752295164
If you're gonna post malt beer, then do you even Hurricane?!
>>752295251
Is it as good as Yuenling? It's about the same price and is pretty good
>>752299771
Oh I can afford it. But I'm still a rampaging alcoholic and I am contributing to a POVERTY LEVEL beer thread.
>you should cut back
Of course that's true, that's no secret.
>>752298331
>>752298341
One Brown Shugga has the alcohol content of two and a half piss beers. A ten dollar six pack is the equivalent of 15 beers. Works out to be cheaper
>>752299936
How is $0.66 a bottle NOT poverty tier? I said I'm willing to pay like 1.5% more to drink out of a bottle and suddenly that's not poverty?
>>752297139
>cheap domestic swill, Budweiser
This anon speaks the truth. Yet That's the taste most of white-america have grown to love. Give Corona a try!
>>752300101
God damn it tell me if they really sell 24 packs
>>752299470
If I could get something that tastes stronger than PBR at around 5% I'd be happy
>>752300444
You can get beer up to around 20% with Turboyeast. It'll taste like old socks, plastic, and nailpolish remover, but after a couple of glasses you won't care. The problem with Turboyeast is to get ABV that high you need to keep adding sugar to the fermentation. If you're willing to go with champagne yeast instead, it'll max out around 12-15%. It'll taste better too. But at that point you have something more like barley and hops wine than beer.
>>752299470
pleb question but how would you go about carbonating it?
>>752300699
You add a pinch of sugar when you're bottling, and the yeast will produce CO2 which pressurizes the bottle and carbonates the beer.
>>752291574
Rolling Rock.
>>752291574
Liquor
>>752300699
I should add that I use 2 litre pop bottles because they're designed to withstand up to 120 psi, much higher than glass bottles. And if they do explode, you don't get razor-sharp glass shrapnel flying around.
Karjala
>>752299134
The export is actually somewhat drinkable..and extremely cheap. It's a good thing to live in Germany if you want to get wasted without spending much
Obvious answer- Lion Brown. Comes in 18packs of tinnies, either 330s or 440s.
But if youre really feeling like getting your 1970s/1980s on and drunkenly bashing your wife and kids, whilst sporting a moustache, stubbies and a singlet, then pic related is what you need.
12 quart bottles packed in a crate you can use as furniture afterwards.
The taste and vessal of yesteryear.
Also, kiwifags, crate day thid saturday. 1st saturday of summer. You know the drill.
Chaaaahoooo
>>752301473
I can't understand this post but I want whatever is in that crate. How do I get it?
>>752301679
First- you come to new zealand
Second-you walk into any decent piss shop
Third- you pay and walk out.
Crate day is a time held new zealand tradition where on the first saturday of summer, you sit in the sun and everyone drinks a whole crate of piss each.
>>752301244
yeah I know... for some reason, or obvious reasons, Oettinger gives me headaches... cheap and quick production leaves some unwanted alcohols in the product.
>>752301921
Yeah I know that. Sucks. I get hungover real fast. Sadly basically any Ale gives me headaches..I just drink beer from my local brewery. Love it
>>752301902
But how do you make time to all fuck the same sheep?
>>752300347
Yes, they really do at Costco
>>752302474
Easy, we take turns, then export it, then you guys eat it.
>>752291574
hurricanes bruh
>>752298682
this, RR is not bad for 9$ an 18 pack
>>752292602
then why haven't you done it?
>>752300699
>>752299234
I know you fags all hate reddit, but seriously lookup r/homebrewing. Plenty of info there, that's where I learnt most of my stuff and now I win medals for my beer and am considering brewing as a career.
>>752305318
Also, simple instructions for cheap easy beer with low investment:
Buy food safe bucket (20 litres) and attach an airlock.
Buy brewing sanitiser and a brewing kit (one of those things with a jar of malt and yeast)
Sanitise everything well and follow instructions on the packet. Pretty much add boiling water to malt, let cool and add yeast.
In a couple of weeks, transfer to another foodsafe container (sanitise first) and add sugar (use a priming calculator, google that shit), bottle that shit (you'll need a capper).
IMPORTANT
Most important things to consider so your beer isn't shit:
Make sure everything is clean and sanitised.
Make sure your beer stays between 18C and 23C while fermenting (a little tricky, so monitor carefully)
USE PRIMING CALCULATOR WHEN ADDING SUGAR. Seriously, too much sugar = bombs, not kidding.
Be patient. Allow a couple of weeks in bottle to fully carb. They should be around room temp during this. The sediment will settle too, so leave them upright, and don't move them too much when you pour the beer into glasses. Don't pour the bottom 5% to avoid the cloudy sediment.
>>752305648
If you follow this, you'll have better beer than any of the cheap shit you buy. Brew something easy to drink, like an IPA or amber ale, if you just want a nice refreshing beer.
Temperature control is king for keeping the flavour nice in your beer. Look up cheap ways to do this that suit you.
Sanitation is also king if you don't want your beer to be infected. Don't worry if it looks weird when you open the lid, that's normal. Post a pic of it on the homebrewing reddit if you're worried. 99% of the time, it's fine.
I don't know what it is about old style but it's good. Put a touch of beer salt in it too.
>>752305949
I want to do this but I live on the road in an RV and I don't think I have the space to store and refrigerate 5 gallons for two weeks at a time.
>>752291574
All beer is poverty beer. People living in poverty drink beer because they can't afford liquor. Fight me
>>752295151
I thought the went out of business.
>>752295164
This shit kicks my ass all day long
And it tastes ok
>>752306725
You're fucking stupid. A Half gallon of cheap shit liquor is 12$, a case of beer is 16$.
Back in my day it was Super Bock. 24 mini bottles for £10 GBP was enough to get 3-4 15-year-old kids wasted for pocket change.
>>752306881
>took obvious b8
>>752306725
caliber rum is 40% and $11.96.
caliber citrus vodka is 35% and $9.46.
they're both 1.75 liters.
the rum just brings you down a bit but the vodka will splatter your brain. these are at walmart. i drink them with diet cola.
>>752296916
I love me some Colt 45... or OE for that matter.. but probably the best oz/$ is Hamms... I can get a 36 rack around my house for all of 15 bucks. Sometimes it goes on sale too.
>>752298734
The black & tan doesn't actually use the lager. For the lighter beer in that they use Yuengling "premium" which is just their normal, plain beer.
>>752291574
Tastes like shit but is cheap as fuck.
This beer is so bad it's good.
Bought a small palette of this shit on our high school graduation trip for less than 6€.
>>752307185
>cola-bier
ishygddt
>>752307451
Non male, però non compete con Finkbrau e Veltins.
>>752307476
It's called "Diesel" and is a variation of "Radler/Alster", which is made with Sprite.
Tastes like shit, I know.
>>752307553
I'm guessing the beer is only available in Italy, because that's where the school trip went, I've never seen it in germany though.
Im drinking lots of this
>>752291574
Keystone Light
>>752307739
How much you pay for a can?
>>752301473
you do realize its winter
oh my bad your from Australia
YA CUNT
Really liked this beer when I was 16 because I liked New Kids.
Can't drink that shit anymore.
>>752292434
Cheap as fuck and tastes like hot dogs. Which is good because if you're buying hamms you can't really afford food either, so at least you get the flavor of a food product as a free bonus.
>>752295164
This is the way to go, like 1.09 for a tall boy here. For the frugal alcohol.
>>752297138
The thread is poverty beer, not rail grade vodka. If you're rustled go call your sponsor.
>>752292242
Thread over
>>752296733
Ö
>>752306637
That's fair enough. You don't need to keep all of it cold at once though, just around 20C while it ferments. The main problem is that the RV will shake up all the sediment in your bottles. Beer will be cloudy, but will taste fine.
>>752299134
Is there any german beer that's worse than the best american beer? I doubt it.
>>752308824
One of my favorite beers is Long Trail Mostly Cloudy. Unfiltered with sediment in the bottom. Beer snob friends of mine think that stuff is garbage but I like it.
Also Shed Mountain Ale, same thing with sediment.
>>752291574
PBR
>>752291574
The cheapest?
>>752292639
Keystone is the best cheap beer, Nattys are the strongest but will disolve your stomach.
>>752295509
Kvass is piss lol
Hamms, Rolling Rock or BUSCHHHHHHHHH
That Walgreens stuff was okay.
>>752297299
V8 fruit juice can be mixed 20% juice to 80% alcohol and you won't even taste it.
Shit's magic.
>>752298682
RR is fucking vile
>>752300699
Cap it with a balloon, balloon fills with co2 then the beer sucks it back in. Ready when the balloon deflates.
>>752309282
i wouldn't do that myself but v8 IS a fucking magical hangover cure. it's as surprisingly effective as cocaine the way it fixes you and i've only done cocaine once but v8 with a hangover is sweet.
>>752301902
Bring this to America!
>>752291574
PBR
>>752291574
>>752291574
5.0 ... 10 liter for 8€ in germany
>>752309714
>>752306725
I get liters of Bacardi Limon for $11.99
>>752309815
5,0 ist Öttinger.
Öttinger ist scheiße.
>>752309815
0,40€ for this 0,5l can kek
No karhu perkele
>>752309858
Ich mag Öttinger auch überhaupt nicht aber 5,0 schon. Ich trinks aber nur an festivals wo ich sowieso den ganzen Tag dicht bin, vlt liegt's daran. Ansonsten trink ich nur Premium bier wie Rothaus und waldhaus
>>752308913
Dude, craft is exploding in the US. You can't throw a rock without hitting a brewery and they're damn good.
Can't be homeless without drinking these. $1/liter
>>752306725
Uhm, i can get an liter of spiritus/vodka for 5€ which can get me 2 days drunk. 5 Premium Beer for that price can get me lightly drunk at best
>>752308966
Yeah most good craft beer does that. It's usually dependent on style. Weird that your snob friends don't know that shit. Almost all traditional Belgian/Trappist beers are bottle conditioned, and therefore have sediment
>>752309970
> Beer consumated per human
> USA 82l / year
> Austria 105l / year
> Germany 106l / year
> Czechoslowakei 143l / year
Bitch please
>>752309970
Honestly those hipster beers which have names like 'arctic fox' or such shit are made for kids
>>752291574
Hamms $13.99 for a 30pk
>>752291574
Britfag here, Frosty Jacks if you want to get ruined for cheap. 3L of 7.5% cider (I know it's not beer) for US$4.77
Cannot be beat
>>752292528
damn, the edge
>>752291574
>>752307185
The export is actually somewhat drinkable
>>752311540
your forgetting to add the cost of the cordial
>>752313376
I'm generally not a big fan of pale beer/Pilsner/Lager, though some export beers are ok.
Maybe I'll try it.
>>752296416
>having to inform people of your schools status
You still live in Nebraska so who's the real loser
>>752300444
Carling black label
