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I want nothin' but mashed potatoes, and no fuckin' around.

evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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>>752278709

Just water at the moment. But I have a bottle of Gulden Draak chilling downstairs.
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ive missed ya man!
Where ya been? Im on some steel reserve tonight trying to finish a paper but im on here lol, water you on?
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>>752279081
I could google that, but let's ask the important questions tonite, for as long as we can..

..what the hell is water?
chokin' on cups of malt licka myself
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>>752279315
a drank for people with da puss puss
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>>752279167
in a town behind Garland and Murphy, gazed too deep into the darkness, wound up back at the old complex, in a new apartment.
Got three of these foties, and one more lime-a-rita to go~

MUSIC HAPPENED,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJp6xlKEug
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>>752279445
ohh, WATER!
thought it said Walter.. shit, I'm gettin' foggy already. I'ma change shirts too, went thru some re-hire process at the old hospital gig today.
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>>752279315
I'll google it myself to save the embarrassment of drinking water. It's a Belgian strong dark ale with an ABV of 10.5%. Brewed with caramel malt and refermented with Bordeaux wine yeast.

Been overseas and the place I was at didn't have this.
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>>752279867
That sounds wonderful and exquisitely put-together! I'll add that one to the list..
Best I've had so far was one state-side in OKC, the Prairie Bomb. Thick as tank plating, darker than a patch of midnite that's never been cleared away, and tasty as a fresh-baked spiced biscuit.
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Go away trash from Sachse or Wylie. No one cares. Move to Dallas or Austin and try again.
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>>752278709
Pedo
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>>752280454
kek good to see you
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>>752280417
I'm back home in mckinney, friendo
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>>752280498
>>752280518
>>752280544
mmmmm-hm. there it is.
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>>752280544
You to. Much love.
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>>752278709
I missed you. Where have you been you alchie steampunk bastard
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>>752280645
lel
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>>752280719
here for about a month, before that.. too comfortable.
it isn't nice to be gone, but it's lovely to be missed, if that makes sense.
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>>752280719
Raping kids.
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>>752280719
Fucking children
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>>752281104
Shave please.
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>>752281104
I see. Good to have ya back.
Dont let these faggots with shit photoshop skills deter you.
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>>752281335
I did today! cheeks were itchier than Chintz furniture.. glad I thought of it
>>752281480
Never has, never will, but again.. nice to be noticed, even by the enemy.

how 'bout some more music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAeY0bHDxNE
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>>752281315
give me little asmr kiss baby :3
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>>752281480
I won't
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>>752281680
Here, got something for ya, on the house~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtujxT9rzA
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>>752282361
Just drinking some boy wee.
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Down with the boy piss.
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Fantastic news, learning a lot here.

in more fun news, keeping a gun over at the Palisades, mine's the lowest one.
Pedersoli Lightning, LC-45 shells come out scorched as hell. This was after some quik cleaning sunday.
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>>752283004
In other news Nickle is still a pedo.
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Well, nothin' better than keeping it going!

let's see if I can summon an old friend with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idipMrfAZHk
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hm.... dull kinda nite, ain't it~?
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>>752278709
Can't unsee
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>>752278709
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YO long time no see
drinkin on some coors banquet
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>>752278709
go to reddit if you want some kind of internet celebrity you fat fuck.
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>>752284657
Oho, I remember those days~ back when I dipped pizza bites in chinese mustard!!
>>752284797
holy hell, brother! Once again, glad to see you stayed tough and kept on going.
How've you been?

oh shit, TIME FOR THE MEDICINE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ
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who tf is this guy? I've never seen this type of faggotry in my life.
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Faggits
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>>752285272
no one of consequence.
>>752285344
jump up, so you gotta enjoy the hard stuff to appreciate the lovely stuff!
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>>752285510
kys fag
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>>752285510
Whass good. Irishcanadianfag checking in, long time no talk.
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>>752285510
7% the highest premix u can buy in nz use to come in 10% but cunts can handle check em
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>>752278709
Stop making threads, dork.
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>>752278709
nickel?
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>>752278709
>IT'S LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BOOK
>SAME THINGS MAKE US LAUGH
>SAME THINGS MAKE US CRY
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>>752285691
hm... naaaah,
>>752285832
oh heck, I might have pics of you from back when.. guitar or bass, I think it was? either way, bienvenue, eh?
>>752285849
oof.. uh... well, glad you're getting the heaviest you can!

that's my bad, EVERYONE'S PUNISHED!
FINISH YOUR DRINK!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2viqv2j1jwk
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>>752286129
Guitar, bass, you name it, I own them and suck at them all. Haven't seen you make a thread in a while, just thought I'd pop in and say hi
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Seeing this thread makes me feel so glad u got a hold of my drinking habits. Don't you feel like utter shit? What's the toll the booze is taking on your mental health?

Not trying to be preachy but you must feel like absolute shit.
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>>752284966
been doing better. getting things on track nowadays feels better still working on other things but so far been improving... a lot better for sure though..how about yourself?
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>>752286129
shite just opened this one gonna have to chug it
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>>752285917
Dork?
>>752286038
yes, what can I do for ya?
>>752286279
Appreciated, my friend. I knew a fella from back when that posted a sick bass pic, but you seem equally excellent so far~
>>752286283
I work all day, I don't have time for bottomless pits of emotion. Sure, I feel like shit now and again, but that's part of being alive, like all the other fun and weird parts
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>>752286681
been a while since I've seen one of your threads. Haven't ever posted to ya but I think you're a kind dude and it might be worth giving you some cool music I found.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Cwoz_JnyM

Great with LSD. Names Cam by the way if I catch you in a future thread.
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>>752286681
you're wrecking your body bro. Your back and joints and head and stomach must hurt all the time.

I can't kick off the booze completely and I get your love for it but take my word that feeling healthy is way better. Cheers.
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>>752286594
SHIT! alright, hang in there while I post the rule.
If its full, take it to half, anything under half a drink? KILL IT WHOLE.

but yes, glad you're doing better after before, friend.
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>>752286879
This album is sounding killer so far, even if drugs ain't my thing! but I don't judge, have no fear.. but if you like this, give Frank Zappa a listen, especially back with the Mothers of Invention.

speakin' of!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQxI0G6mKk

>>752286889
I won't pretend I don't ache, but that's from the job usually. The thing I hate is my trick ankle, rolls on me now and then..
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>>752286879
Also, a pleasure to meetcha, Cam
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>>752287393
Zappa is great! The guitarist in Mahavishnu Orchestra John McLaughlin is one of the best jazz guitarists up there with Zappa. What genres are you into? Maybe I can give you some other tunes.
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>>752286933
lol too late for that one
illkeep that in mind for the future
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>>752278709
god damn it dickle i hated you so much when i first found out about your threads.
now i just dont know what to think.
honestly i just dunno if you do it for attention or if you're really that bored all the time.
which brings me back to my first assumption.
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>>752278709
Miller lite
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>>752278709
Franzia Chardonnay I got at sams earlier. Just started my night
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>>752287555
excellent news, I'll seek them out.
I've always loved rock, metal, techno, and progressive rock.
I know people say "prog" these days, but there's a FUCKIN' difference, believe you me!
..except Dream Theatre, they kick ass. But for the last five years, I've been cocaine-crazy for Retrowave music
>>752287596
well, way to take it like a champ!
Be back in 2 minutes, bathroom break!
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>>752287596
actually kind of on a cocktail of different shit right now. i cant fucking smoke weed due to drug tests for a job coming up and shit

..being responsible is teh suck ass..
why does cannabis have to have the longest life in your system
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>>752282686
Dickey’s bbq. Texas dude spotted. Dfw here
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>>752287393
never heard this zappa song before pretty damn good
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>>752288094
Wish I could brew you some weed booze, that'd be kickass!
>>752288109
heh, GUILTY!
>>752288401
Well, let's get wicked saucy tonite all the same!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
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>>752286594
some better quality for you
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>>752288640
fuck yeah it would! im pretty sure they have that shit already.. anyway as soon as im done my drug test im off the pills and back onto my weeds!
also fuck yes! alestorm
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>>752288974
thanks
honestly just picking up whatever pics i find first tho
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>>752288974
I gotta scoop up a lawn chair somewhere before they go extinct
>>752288977
Oho, I got one better for ya~
VODKA AIN'T A DRUG!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4
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glad your back you fat jew alcoholic
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>>752289474
lol wow interesting never heard this before.
nice tune though.
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say what you like about me, there's still a lot more to this strange planet of ours than petty needs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFB2wcxPTn0
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https://youtu.be/YDbyhDLLY2I
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What are you fuckers clogging your throats with tonight?
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>>752290160
that was a nice slow down to go with my opiated/benzo/alcoholness
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>>752290041
I feel like russia and texas would be kickass siblings, if our parents just let us come over and play, eh?
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>>752290532
lol yeah

fuck me man i was just in texas doing some work.
i was in houston.. to be honest with you though man houston was kinda shitty ...the traffic holy shitfuck
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>>752290532
back in my homestate now though
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>>752290461
>>752290712
destiny is nudging more and more these days, perhaps we will meet again.
But my writing partner just got online and I gotta commit some time before bed, so..

LAST CALL, FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
Folks, any closing thoughts?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBl_L0GO9zA
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how do you not have the worst hangovers of your life from steel reserve
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>>752290532
Do you still work at Wendy's
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>>752291204
you leaving already? damn.
yeah man maybe we will.
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>>752291268
cold water and bed rest.
>>752291437
Impossible to prove, but I never have.
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>>752291607
if i drank 1 of those 40s id be in the hospital for 2 days. i cant even think about steel reserve anymore
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We all do what we do, friends, but being on this planet and being buddy-buddy means being dumb.
I'll see you all again soon, take care and be tough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScrGGW0GQ80
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Bruh, there's a local brewery here near Raleigh, NC called Aviator Brewing Company. They make a Hawaiian Style IPA @ 5.5% Alc that's off the chain (I don't like IPA's). They also make something called Devil's Tramping Ground Tripel that is 9.2% that will fuck me up in 3 beers, 4 and I'm retarded blacked out. Anyone Tripels that are good other than this one? I've never seen one before.
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>>752291680
i cant drink them either anymore they fuck me up the next day i used to be able to tear em down though....maybe not enough damn cold water lol
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>>752287860
those are the easiest drinking, best tasting, hobo beers on the market
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water. everyone stay hydrate pls
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>>752291921
see ya next time
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I've gotta ask man...these people making fun of you with the whole "CP" thing, did something go down? I've seen a lot of it and I know /b can sometimes be a fucked place, but I just wanted to see if any of it was real stuff or if you were just a cool guy getting messed with. Post a pic with your hat upside down with a reply so I know it's you talking
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I will never not hate this fucking guy. pretty sure he has aspbergers cause he got really mad when I said he did.
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>>752278709
I'm drinking a tall glass of cheap brandy (from a plastic 1.75ml bottle) with a splash of diet Sierra Mist or Mist Twist or whatever the fuck they call it these days. Hopefully just enough to get me buzzed enough to go back to sleep.
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>>752285272
Your newfag is showing.
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>>752279315
Dickey's. my nigga
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