ITT literally you
>>752269525
groovy
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>752269525
Morty... Morty you gotta suck my dick Morty. For science. So you don't get erased. It's working, Morty. Keep sucking harder, you're fixing the error in the time flux continuum, Morty!
>>752270579
mharti
>>752270652
>b
Quickly, he's coming Mharti.
>>752270553
>it's indisputable
>no fucking evidence
>speech 100
>>752269525
This is literally me. As in, it's an actual photo from a newspaper article about some of my organizing activities. It's fun to be my own non-fictional character.
>>752272296
lol ur a faget
>>752272620
>ur a faget
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>752272296
nice hat
i'm being sarcastic, that's such a shit hat
>>752272296
Fucking communist trash.
I can't wait til you fags are nationally recognized as a terrorist organization.
>>752272296
Only faggots use megaphones
>>752272762
I'm a mutualist, actually. Mutualism is generally regarded as being slightly right of centre, but then I suspect that political science is one of many, many things which confuse and frighten you.
>>752272973
You're a faggot.
>>752272973
>slightly right
>brandishes gear of the obvious symbol of anarchy
I think you're the confused one, Fidel.
>>752272973
>cries about being called normal
so you want to not be normal, normie, hipster fuck
>>752272296
Fucking role-playing faggot, you're not a real revolutionary
>>752273147
Mutualism is a form of anarchism, you bright, bright man. Anarchism spans the entire left/right spectrum from the anarchocommunism of Piotr Kropotkin and Mikhail Bakunin on the left to the individualism and egoism of Lysander Spooner and Benjamin Tucker on the right. Read a book, kids.
>>ITT: people confusing admiration for relatability
TFW you would've done way better if you had gotten space beans fronted to you like everyone told you not to
>>752270553
is this a king missile song?
>>752272973
look at those piece of shit lefty memes
smh you'll never get my frogs to turn gay, bognadoff menace
>>752270553
He's fucking Matt Damon you fucking faggots.
>>752273317
Don't worry he's an advocate for MUTUALISM. The third party of the commies. Who woulda thought a third party knock off had a knock off? Shits just hilarious at this point. No one will ever listen to anything close to a fucking centralist anyway. They're just the bi people of politics. Confused and lost.
>utterly selfish piece of shit
>thinks he has everything figured out
>eager to criticize others
>still manages to fuck up at every turn
yeah, pretty sure that's about right
>>752272973
to be fair you need to have a very high iq to understand mutualism
>>752274630
Nah, you just gotta be a wishy washy centralist that doesn't actually know what they want.
>>752274630
It has nothing to do with intelligence. What you need to understand *any* kind of anarchism, whether left or right, is an abstract, internalized moral code capable of recognizing one's own long-term best interests. This is the sixth and highest level of Kohlberg's moral hierarchy. Given that most of the subnormals on /b/ these days are narcissists and sociopaths with a moral development of one at the highest, it's hardly surprising that they'd be incapable of grasping anarchism as a political philosophy.
>>752270553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW_LkYiuTKE
>>752275199
Not all of us just come from /b/. Implying as much would insinuate you do too, yaknow. So shut the fuck up, cunt. You're political views are not only garbage, but unattainable. So fuck off, yeah?
>>752273815
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>752270652
>>752271282
When you realize that the show creator made rule 34 of those lovable characters before the show even existed. Such intelligent show.
>>752272296
Wishing you many stomps to the face you disgusting pinko faggot.
>>752276443
I ran with ARA in the 80s and sent a lot of boneheads to emerg. Funny thing about you basement-dwelling little amphibians, when you slither out from under your rock, you become remarkably polite whenever you're within arm's reach.
I remember participating in an anti-war rally in the early 00s, with yahoos like you standing on the sidewalks jeering and mocking the hippies and peaceniks as they walked by. But when we marched by with our balaclavas and gas masks and helmets and black flags and drums, they all got very quiet and courteous. It's amazing how docile you keyboard warriors get when you know you're in the presence of someone who isn't afraid to make you eat a steeltoe.
>>752276975
Yeah retard because we have jobs and dont hide behind the police with mask on. You keep thinking your tough fatty. I'd park a 9mm in your brainset if you so much as looked at me funny.
and so on and so on...
>>752272296
Really looking forward to the day when people like you are rounded up and put into camps.
>>752276975
Ugh, you antifags are so disgustingly cringy. Always gloating about your rallies you organized that did fucking nothing. How does it feel knowing most of your ranks are dindu niggers, fat feminists, and transsexual lunatics that are gonna soon join the 40% suicide rate due to changing their minds? It's quite fucking hilarious watching you brag about people not doing anything. Start a rally down here in the deep South where we have more guns, than you have genders, son. We'll be waiting.
>>752277346
Consequences will never be the same.
>>752276975
Good for you, i'm sure every bit of that happened, keep up the good job!
>>752276975
Good for you, i'm sure all of that really happened. Keep up the great job, you've managed to accomplish so much.
>>752277537
Yeah, good comeback fag. I cannot wait for one of these Antifa riots to get massacred
>>752277581
>>752277798
If you weren't newfags, you'd already know who I am. I out myself here all the time. Pro tip: not everyone here is a middle school suburban teenybopper. Some of us have spent 20+ years in the media, been published as authors, and hosted our own radio shows.
>>752278117
Who fucking cares? You're a fat centralist funded by kike media lmfao.
>>752269525
>>752278117
Fuck me you are actually the spitting image of what I think of when someone says Reddit.
Literally me.
>>752272296
Sweet Castro look comrade.