If you could have ONLY one superpower, what would it be, /b/?
>>752268199
The ability to have a QT GF.
>>752268199
foverever healthy
>>752268675
so like, if she dies do you just spawn a new one?
>>752268827
what if you want to die eventually? will you use it for good or selfishly?
>>752268199
Kind of an Iron Fist situation.
Where I can focus kinetic energy into either hitting something or moving forward like a battering ram.
>>752269107
No, just like the ability to find someone who will love me. I know I sound like a fag, but most women I know are total bitches. WHERE THE MEME GIRLS AT!? Most people don't just die on the spot, and someone dying by murder/accident has a low chance where I live.
>>752268199
op here, answering my own question with telekenisis. I'd use it to remotely assassinate people, levitate shit, make myself fly with it
>>752269565
awww, that's actually really sweet
>>752268199
Best power.
>>752268199
I'd be Goddddddd, Jeffffffry.
>>752269629
Thanks, man. It's not too much of a problem, I'm generally well-received in public and pretty funny. (As funny as most autists.) I could get a bunch of girls to like me, I just don't like them. I'm not all high-and-mighty here. I don't think I'm above everyone and deserve the best, this isn't an Elliot Rodger situation. I'm sure I'll find someone, but that someone can't come soon enough. Fuck, I should be on /r9k right now.
time manipulation
>money
write down powerball numbers, go back an hour and buy the winning ticket. repeat for other gambling outlet (horse race, casino, football bet, etc..)
>woman
groundhogs day dat bish
>old age
reverse time on body and live forever.
>>752270211
on the plus side, I like your pepes
>>752270053
that's not one superpower that's like all of them
>>752270297
what if you could travel forwards and backwards but not make any changes?
>>752268199
Invisibility.
Giggity-Goo!
>>752270378
You're a man of culture, I see.
>>752268199
I want the power of dubs
>>752268199
The ability to manifest any power any time.
>>752268199
invisibility
>>752270378
All-in...
..."1"
>>752268199
Infinite powers
>>752270477
>>752270913
dude that'd be dope. have you heard of vantablack? I want to make a cloak made out of that shit and walk around at night with it
>>752270640
rip
>>752270699
I uh.... well played
>>752271161
alright you assholes lol
To get quads all the time
Mind control.....
I don't need any other powers, I can convince your brain I have those powers.
>>752271340
rip
>>752271477
what do you mean, I thought you already had super strength and super sp-..... oh you fucker
I want the power to stop and reanude the time. Is over powered as fuck
Either chronokinesis or eternally kept at the age of my prime(eternal youth basically)
Ability to not get found guilty of rape. No matter how many times I get accused and how solid the evidence is. I would be a legend.
>>752271907
Being a politician is not a power
>>752268199
The ability to post dubs....
Either that or the ability of Dong
More wishes.... wait...
>>752272077
I think it's pretty clear which you got.
>>752272077
>>752271679
>>752271477
Yep, full on mind control. No distance limitations.
Ability to make a grils fall in love with me.
>>752268199
the power to have any power i want
>>752272825
cheater
>>752268199
Ability to physically change my appearance.... which would also reflect my own capabilities/what I'd look like for example changing to an elderly 90 year old the body would be fairly frail or a muscly tranny would be able to deadlift a neckbeard fairly easily etc etc
To have no one grieve over my death if I choose to end it all.
>>752272934
wow, too real for me fam
>>752268199
Molecular Manipulation
>>752268199
opening any book to exactly the page I need/want it to open at.
>>752268199
Good enough without them.
>>752273381
I envy you and your superpower of not needing superpowers
>>752268199
I'd like to have the death note
if that doesn't count I want to be able to an hero people with my mind
>>752273732
I think both of those are allowed, but why?
>>752273201
so you can finally masturbate, ay lmao
I want the power of Creating life beings as I want, including all of their personalities, abilities, behavior, appearance, and all of them would be in hypnosis, being me their master, without knowing it.
I could make a FUCKING DIO, TO PROTECT ME.
Or A SHINJI, TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE.
Or even a Sakuya, and make her give me her's Lunar Clock
And Spawn a feminist and make her make me a sandwich.
(That english tho)
>>752273913
fucking savage
>>752273913
SAVAGE
>>752273913
>>752273913
>>752273913
Healing like Wolverine.
>>752273913
me rn
time control is the best power dont @ me
>>752273913
Fucking LEGEND
The power to grant wishes. boom, no limit to my powers now
>>752274707
nice, better than deadpool anyway
>>752275015
you little shit
>>752275015
Can you make my crush fall in love with me, gracious leader?
Targeted, safe interdimensional travel or paradox free timetravel.
>>752275360
good thing you were specific since pretty much any interdimensional or time travel sends you flying through space every time
>>752273442
If you want to. I don't need anything special to somehow feel better about myself.
>>752268199
omnipotence
The power to communicate through time.
>>752268199
invisibility so i can creep
>>752275262
of course, but only the dudes that are into you.
I do believe you have all really under estimated Telekenesis if you can control things with your mind what is stopping you from doing it on a molecular level, making fire and so on and if you can rearrange atoms there is no stronger power
>>752268199
Super Saiyan Blue
> Superman < Super Saiyan
Dr Paradox, so that I can delete autistic people from existence.
>>752268199
Change into a giant negro by shouting "Bigger Nigger!"
To create the stone. Transmutation.
>>752268199
The power of Popeye
>>752268199
Reading minds.
>>752271254
Won't that just make you look like a giant black mass moving around? Don't get me wrong, it would be spooky af but it's not invisibility.
reality manipulation
probability manipulation
ez
>>752268199
The power to steal any power i want
>>752273913
oh my fucking god
>>752273913
SAVAGES
The ability to touch people without actually touching them. Like imagine being in a room and you see hot chick and you like stick your finger in her ass but you're like across the room and it's she feels like someone put a finger in her ass but it's basically like a ghost did it
The power to consciously define my own existence, unbound by space and time.
the power to do whatever i want.
if thats too op, im going for immortal with suicide switch.
>>752268199
Necromancy. Bare minimum reanimate/control corpses/carcasses. If it gets to be cooler than that, control over death/decay/disease
teleportation, ez win
100 percent communication. Spoken. Read. Write. Lip reading . Interpret body language. Near mind reading or mental connection.all formats of language. Historic texts and dead languages. If you can be taught it I want to know it.
Immortality
>>752281731
I like this one a lot
I want to know every fighting style ever instantly.
>>752268199
If your answer isn't that anything you say comes true, I consider you to be retarded.
>>752272825
Cartman/10
>>752268199
i always think time travel but i like my life so it's such a risk changing the past and etc. i'm not particually worried about my future either. but i wish i could go back in time to buy a fuck ton of bitcoin then sell it for a fuckin billion
>>752278157
>changing hormones in animals
>doing some fullmetal alchemist shit
i approve
>>752273913
shapeshifting would be pretty neat, could live out a lot of fetishes with that
Telekinesis. There is so many applications for it, its insane.
>>752268199
Shapeshifting because it gives you healing powers/immortality by default. Break a leg? Just shapeshift it back. Aging no longer occurs. You can change how you look whenever you want. Want to rob a bank? Change into some short asian guy. When you are escaping quickly change into some black woman.
>>752284668
Tbh youd probably kill youself with it trying to experiment on yourself. Id rather have a less dangerous power.
>>752270053
Uh god... We got a problem.
to have two super powers
Ooh, this is tough. It'd have to be between
>a bunch of superpowers rolled into one. You can't control it (or at least barely at all), but this power will keep you safe from danger, teleporting you out of the way of bullets, creating force fields, or whatever it needs to protect its user.
or
>The ability to absorb objects and gain their abilities/features. Absorbing the item will keep it stored within you, and you can un-absorb it at at will, putting it back into the world. You could absorb a fighter jet and gain retractable wings and twin jet engines, absorb a minigun and have both of my arms convert to fully automatic bullet spewing rotating barrels of destruction.
>>752268199
The power of persuasion.
Think about it, if it's a super power, I could just convince reality to let me do whatever the fuck I wanted.
>>752286196
This sounds like a terrible movie
Ability to be a "fly on the wall" at any place or time in present or history--could watch every world event happen (see what it was like on a flight on 9/11, or watch JFK assassination), could snoop on what people are saying (or once said) about you, and of course spy on qt3.14s nude including celebrities, etc.
The power to repeat my life or any other persons live from 0 with the memories of all my past lives
>>752268199
The ability 2 give myself more super powers
>>752272934
Pretty presump[tive that they would grieve anyway, eh--you are on /b/ after all
Galaxy level IQ. With an extreme IQ I could make/acquire anything I need. Need people to help me? Easily out-think everyone and manipulate them into upporting me. Need more money? Hack all the banks computers and cover my tracks. Need to time travel? Build a time travel machine. Need to travel through space? Need a QT girlfriend? WOMEN ARE NO LONGER OF RELEVANCE, WITH AN IQ 10,000
>>752268199
the ability to manipulate matter, aka become a god
>>752286626
Researchers have found a surprising connection between intelligence and autism.
Yesterday, scientists announced the discovery of 40 new genes linked to human intelligence, and found that many people with the genes were also on the autistic spectrum.
You and your IQ wont be outsmarting anyone autismic fuck
>>752286381
Actually it might make a great movie. except the protagonist is trained by a government agency to become able to consciously control his powers.
The ability to roll whatever number I want
the ability to control my own aging
>>752268199
Make any female turn into a sexual deviant and fuck me on command
To be happy
>>752268199
Shapeshifting
>>752279980
Underated
>>752287234
That’s fucking gay
Complete control>>752268199
>>752287389
not after I use my new power on your mum you faggot
The power to create anything that I could imagine or anything that I am seeing in a picture or video at will
>>752268199
The power to shoot spaghetti out of my pores at will. As long as the spaghetti is attached to my body I can control it, and the tomato sauce comes out of my bum.
>>752286976
Edgy.
Whatever. I’m not saying there wouldn’t be trade offs. I imagine having a galactic level IQ would make me act differently. But I also imagine powers of invisibility, shapeshifting, would also turn people into total sleazeballs too.
>>752287914
You could make anime girls come to life
>>752280637
Immortal doesn't equal invincible. Even if you're immortal you can still get shot and die
>>752287135
So you could do ya all a favour and die really quickly? Kek only
>>752268199
The ability to cum non-stop for 8 hours a day
The power to transform into anything
>>752288568
>Even if you're immortal you can still get shot and die
>Even if you IMMORTAL
The ability to telepathically put thoughts into people's heads.
>>752288919
Only 8 hours?
>>752289381
i've gotta eat and drink and sleep and stuff
>>752289033
Immortal literally means you don't die from aging or decay, literally look it up you mongrol. Invinciblity means you can be hurt or injured. Not my fault you picked a shit superpower
Be rich like ma nigga batman
>>752289832
I chose spacetime manipulation, like I'd want to be immortal, wandering around a dead planet with no food no people and no internet for the last 400,000 years the universe exists.
>>752268199
the ability to touch something and think brand new and it would be new...like get a car from salvage yard touch it and say "show room condition" and it becomes showroom condition..sell it. Lay hands on chest and thin 22yrs old and i'd be 22 again.
>>752268199
The ability to possess all abilities
>>752268199
Ultra genius level intellect. Like around 1 million IQ. Who knows, I might just be able to invent ways to get other powers I want.
>>752289832
>>752290119
I WANT THE POWER TO RULE OVER A SMALL CIVILIZATION AND PLAY THE ROLL OF GOD.
I WANT TO HAVE THEM GAIN MY TRUST AND LOVE ME, I WILL TEACH THEM TO WORSHIP ME AND PRAISE ME. IN RETURN IT SHALL RAIN FECAL MATTER THAT THEY WILL CONSUME ON A DAILY BASIS.
I WILL INTRODUCE THEM TO A RIVAL CIVILIZATION, LET THEM PROGRESS AND WIPE THEM OUT VIA NUCLEAR WAR.
>>752290119
Yeah except now you have to figure out how the fuck to use them without fucking something up
The power to go back to when bitcoin was 0.06 and restart my life from that point with the knowledge of bitcoin.
>>752290611
like the movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2194499/
>>752290545
That would be the ability, would it not?
>>752290611
Dubs for truth. I remember i was in highschool and bitcoin was like a dollar each. If it wasn’t for my stupid teacher wrongly explaining how investing works. I would at least be sitting on some very needed disposable income. Shit still pisses me off
>>752268199
Easy, Telekinesis. Move objects with your mind, and likely with skill, create barriers with your mind, perfect freaking defense and offense.
>>752268199
EJACULATE MONEY
>>752279507
I lol'd
>>752292597
Sounds painful
immortality. to be youthful and healthy looking. to living beyond a trillion years and watch as the night sky slowly disappear with stars and be in eternal darkness forever.
>>752290107
This.
>Time travel into the future and acquire immortality in the future.
>If immortality doesn't exist in the future, travel into the past and manipulate the timeline until the future produces immortality/invincibility
>When you've acquired all of the loot you'd want for eternity reset the timeline again by saving the dinosaurs from extinction to make dinosaur people instead
>>752273913
i don't get it
>>752288556
It's the perfect power
I want people to watch me during I fuck lions in the swimming pool and make the people think like "It is so normal, I want to fuck lions, too.".
>>752268199
time travel
