Can I get a perma ban? I hate this website and need to be freed from it.
(USER WAS NOT BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>752260177
Just post some cp bro.
>>752260293
Banned. Not vanned.
>>752260293
It’s much easier to just say you are underage.
>>752260449
I'm 17.9999999999999 years old.
I hate chocolate milk?
I'm keeping this thread open until I see OP with the USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST text.
C'mon mods, you can do it.
>>752260865
Mods are too busy jerking each other off.
>>752260293
you could always just post questionable content.
>>752261254
not even close
>>752260177
is mlp actually against the rules or is that just a joke?
>>752261254
Questionable Content you say?
I got banned once two years ago for posting a pic of my classroom. I was a senior and 18 at the time, but MODS just assumed I was underage and banned me for a year. And being banned isn't going to stop you from using 4chan, you still can access the site and lurk, you just can't post.
>>752261642
lets see
>>752260544
happy birthday, faggot
>>752262075
reported you btw
>>752262517
Thanks buddy.
>>752260177
You know what you need to do. Just do it!
>>752260293
FBI will come after him
I'm going to post a bunch of peoples' personal information. After that, we should all go raid another board. I'll try and make time between all the advertising and submitting false reports I'm doing. But it's okay, I am also a moderator of 4chan.
--Signed sincerely,
Mods are Fags--
>>752261642
It gets deleted but no one bans for it anymore
I've posted it trying to get banned
No dice
Bump for martyr bro.
Bump
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>752262900
you are retarded if you think that posting a little cp here warrants the fbi lmao
>>752262681
ikr
>>752262915
I would try and break more rules but it's taking a long time behind all my proxies, VPNs, and Tor exit nodes.
>>752263192
I'm the one that reports it to the FBI so I know what I'm talking aboit
>>752261025
Don't say that dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>752263391
lol ok. cool story
>>752261254
>old ass slut with a roast beef pussy
>questionable
i've been banned a few times. for things such as inciting others to make a citizens arrest, giving horrible advice on /k/, posting animal porn in /s/ specifically a brown horses vagina in an ebony thread lel
>>752263604
How did anyone even notice the last one?
MEANWHILE AT MODS HQ
>>752263604
Same fagging here... literrally all you have to do is venture off /b/ and break the rules in terrific ways. they ban you from the whole site ... Also anyonomous isn't anyonmous anymore. if you make terroristic threats they take you seriously. back in the day nobody believed you and called u a fag
>>752263833
Alright, what's the best board to fuck up and how? For maximum lulz.
>>752260177
Google LS Models and post what you find
>>752263952
idk man if you want lulz that's a YLYL thread. if u want banned /s/ is pretty ez. If you want endurance. See how much anti-semetic crap you can say on Pol before the jews get ya
>>752263192
>>752263391
Instead of chasing an vanning pedos, FBI should really focus on what makes cp possible in the first place: children.
By simply eradicating kids they'd prevent any future cp, thus solving the problem at its very root.
Call me paranoid, but I'm starting to think they're putting kids into circulation just so they can arrest you if you get caught possessing/using them, very much like the way they do with drugs.
>>752264229
>See how much anti-semetic crap you can say on Pol before the jews get ya
i-isn't that what /pol/ is all about, anon-shi?
>>752264236
I hear that argument from pedos all the time
FBI traces it back to the creators though
NO FUCKING WAY. ARE YOU ALL SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
>>752264229
At least there's no anti-semetic crap on /b/....
>>752264596
Only one way to test your freedom of speach man. if you dig deep i'm sure you can figure out how to say some incredibly offensive shit that's still technically legal.
>>752264236
in all seriousness, fbi doesn't care unless you're sitting on a few TBs of cp storage/server. locals don't monitor this shit bc they are all a century old
>>752264792
>>752260177
I am scared and confused
>>752264792
mods are ok guys
>>752260177
lel
>>752260177
OH MY GOD
>tries to get banned from /b/
>ends up on /r/4chan
>>752260177
Enjoy
I want a not banned notice too.
posting in an epic thread
>>752264991
A fate worse than death...
>>752260177
lol this post got bumped to 4chan gold
>>752260177
Has this ever happened before?
>>752265035
(USER ACTUALLY WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Mods should grant OP janitor rights
>>752264854
How do you know?
Put me in the quick rundown
...there truly is no escape.
>>752265084
ok now you have to post CP
>>752264792
Report to teh black men!
>>752265171
>>752265171
its all ogore now
if dubs i get banned too
does anyone here know how to play magic a gathering?
i am the mod who put this on the thread AMA
>>752260177
MAXIMUM LULZ
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL
Congratulations to everyone who made the screencap.
>>752260177
fucking kek
>>752260177
fucking kek'd
based mods
>>752265298
you really think we have any friends?
>>752260177
ban me too please
>>752265191
if you want to just see the banned message without actually being banned use a popular website based vpn that's probably been used before
>>752265171
adadasdasd
>>752260177
what the actual fuck
>>752265411
shut your whore mouth motherfucker
BAN ME DADDY
>>752265314
No one cares about you faggot kill yourself
>>752265488
/b/ is the hardest board to get banned from. If you get banned from /b/ there's a good chance there will be a knock on your door from the cops
>>752265530
>>752265596
>>752265314
12. Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
>>752265341
Don't be a faggot. At least crop the shitty mac borders off it
>>752265664
>>752265596
I get banned for reporting sixxlogposters all the time.
>>752265596
in a word, nope.
>>752265499
>>752265663
DONT YOU EVER DISRESPECT ME I CAN END YOU. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH POWER I HOLD AS THE MOD.
>>752265084
Yeah. But op is a mod so it doesn't count
here is a great one. try posting your phone number and address. then ask us to mail you stuff... that might work.
>>752265663
No it's not. Source: I'm the chinese dude that owns the website.
>>752265171
Jesus Christ
It's gonna consume us all! I'm fucking out of here.
>>752265744
>>752265621
hehe he
>>752265834
fucking minecraft irl
>>752265834
>>752265744
>power
Fuck you. Ban me, I don't give a fuck about this shithole of a website. You'd be doing me a great service by ridding me of the mental shackles that hold me here. Go ahead, ban me, please.
>>752265943
>>752264011
What is that
>>752265946
OP here, there are more of us than I anticipated.
>>752260177
I got banned around election time for looking too close at some political figures and posting the name: Benjamin Fishbein
Please don't ban me mods
I love you guys
honestly new gen mods killed this site, use to be the place to go now it's a less then often visit
>>752265596
i literally got banned for posting a "prove me wrong" thread about Emma Watson like six years ago. Reason stated was "Prove me wrong... bullshit."
you can get banned for anything if the mood strikes them.
>>752264792
Your punishment is to stay here forever OP. It is the will of the mods.
>>752266012
Ukrainian cp from like '04
>>752266006
>>752264792
MODS ARE GODS
>>752266154
How is it still up then?
>>752266142
whoa that cats eyes are so pretty
>>752266073
hehe
>>752266063
Yeah. I really hate how I spend so much time here. It's genuinely like an addiction. I only actually appreciate /diy/ and /fit/, every other board I go on, be it /b/, /pol/ /gif/ or whatever the hell I feel like is a waste of time. I fucking hate myself for coming here, and everyone else should too.
>>752266167
>>752266134
mods can get banned from being mods tho i think.
>>752266358
it isn't, shit has been gone for a long ass time but you can still find it on third party sites if you reeeeally want to get vanned. Give it a google, the wikipedia article will pop up.
>>752266134
what about Emma?
>>752265712
>posts on /b/
>gives him a vidya (You)
>>752266528
Nah. Dont wanna have feds on my door lol. Thanks for the lesson though mate
>>752260177
(USER WAS >>NOT<< BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>752266489
>>75226653
Prince Harry’s soon to be ex wife
>>752265314
Did you write the book of love?
And do you have faith in God above, if the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
>>752266620
>vanned
Vpn you cuck
include me in the screencap
>>752260177
>USER WAS NOT BANNED
GOT 'EM
>>752260177
Get some strength you homo pic very much related
>>752266620
>vanned
Vpn, or public access terminal
>>752266742
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER
>>752260177
was here
>>752266683
>>752260177
lol never saw that before and I've been here since 2014! xD
>>752266817
Im sorry for my ingnorance but what is a public access terminal? Ive heard of vpns.
>>752266888
cancer bait trips
