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Hey guys, it's the cum nugget guy back for a report. This

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Hey guys, it's the cum nugget guy back for a report. This is the one-year anniversary of the start of my cumball. As you can see, it's gotten pretty big (penny for scale). The cup on the left is the byproduct of failing No Nut November today. It's currently beginning to deteriorate, and should finish congealing in 2 weeks or so. AMA
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Timestamp, faggot.
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What is your inspiration OP?
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that looks like a ball of shit
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>>752254309
Done
>>752254406
I remember seeing a picture of an anime figurine that had been butted on for a whole year, it was covered with disgusting brown resin and I got curious. Also I'm a ducking degenerate
>>752254512
It doesn't smell much better either
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what the fuck am I looking at.. do you wait till it dries then ball it up?????? wtf i cant believe im back on 4chan after a long time, here for 10 mins and this is the shit I see. How?
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Omg OP, why....
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>>752254925
Yes, that's the gist of it. I jizz into the cup, it begins to settle and after two or three weeks, it coagulates and I scrape it out with a spoon and add it to the ball. Pic related is original thread, all the way back in January.
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>>752255329
Well well, welcome back buddy. Give it a sniff and tell us what it's like?
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>>752254159
jizzus christ would be proud. Anyone have the latest update from that guy?
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Fuck yeah dude, get that fucker to the size of a softball, don't let anything stop you.
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Glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger detected.
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CUM NUGGET ON TONGUE NOW
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>>752256644
look I got three different sets of dubs now you gotta do it
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>>752256644
Double dubs confirms glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger.
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>>752256140
It's not nearly as pungent as it used to be, but it smells sickly sweet, like cum mixed with seasame chicken.
>>752256644
Nice dubs, sport. Quads and I'll do it
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>>752256900
Jeez, that...actually sounds pretty alright. I love sesame chicken.
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>>752256900
I know you won't do it because nobody will get quads anyways. it's a 1/100 chance.
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>>752254159
i've seen a lot of shit. but nothing in this world makes me more sick than cum nugget
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>>752256900
DO IT GET
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post cum nugget on tongue right now cum nugget man or you will lose much popularity and all your cum nuggetting will be for naught
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>>752257215
1/1000 actually, but with my luck someone will.
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>>752256900
now we have to wait ages for the chances of that happening ever again

>witnessed
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>>752257511
>>752257455
>>752257388
>>752256900
>>752256644
Sick Digits.
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rolling for OP to vomit
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Check
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Op should let it grow to the size of a quarter then fry it up with a tendie and eat it.
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Rolling
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>>752257789
Not only have I licked it before, I touch this thing with my bare hands at least once a week. I ain't gonna vomit, but I'm not looking forward to licking it again.
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dissolve it in a shot of moonshine and then ebema your ass with it.
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U should eat it anyways for science
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>>752257987
You should be more creative. You need to feed bits of it to family and freinds in cookies. Conquest their lives by knowing bits of your sperm are floating around inside them as protein and amino acids.
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>>752256900
Quads ^
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>>752258180
Better yet, dry it out grind it up nice and easy, and use it as a flour in a loaf of bread. Cook piss into mustard, use mustard on sandwiches. Give to girlscout troup.
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>>752258366
Nice dubs. 6 is a lucky number.
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>>752258548
so many dubs but no quads sadly
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>>752258548
Meow
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>>752258808
So close...
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>>752258883
yet so far
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tongue that nug
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>>752256900
inb4 bamboozle
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>>752254773
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>>752259308
Jesus christ
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>>752259308
BLESS YOU
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
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>>752256900
Do it fagget
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Suck on it for five minutes
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>>752259854
Rerolling
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>>752256900
roll
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>>752256900
roll
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>>752259924
Again
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>>752256900
e
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>>752259977
get
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>>752256900
fuck me barely missed it
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>>752259989
close my friend
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To keep the thread spicy, I'm making it trips for a lick, quads for so,etching fucked up of your choice.
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>>752254159
>>752254773
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So, what should we do /b/ if we get quads?
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>>752260129
Trips get
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Roll
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>>752260247
Make him eat, duh
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Rolling for op to lick it
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>>752260324
This time
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Try again
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>>752260247
Make him smoke it.
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>>752260331
But then a year from now we wont see the larger ball.
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>>752260129
rollio
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>>752260129
and a roll again
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Lick it degenerate scum
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Suck on it for 5 seconds
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>>752259416
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>>752254159
>cum nugget guy
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>>752260414
So you would rather see a slightly larger cum ball in a years time?
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>>752260555
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>752260555
winrar
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>>752260555
WINRAR!

>mfw gif fits perfectly
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>>752256900
Nasty nigger
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nigga we got a pic of you liking it when it was half the size now youve remade the thread the fuck you think were not gonna get another picture.
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>>752260129
Imagine eating someone else's nutball?!?!?
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>>752260555
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>>752260555
That's what I call good timing
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Rolling
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OP put it in your pee hole
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Put it in a relatives food
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>>752260555
AWWW SHIT NIGGA HERE IT COMES
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>>752260129

I can't believe I'm witnessing this.

Also, hold it in your mouth until it dissolves, then spit it back into your cum cup.
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>>752260846
thats what i was thinking
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what made you decide to share this?
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Try to sell it to a fertility clinic for study and experimentation
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>>752260846
I vote 4 pee hole
>internally vomiting
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>>752260913
Already answered
>>752254406
>>752254773
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>>752260129
Quads get
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Roll quads
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>>752260555
>>752260603
>>752260669
>>752260759
You guys are the fucking worst
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Rollerino
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put it in your pee hole and jerk it till your gonna cum then shoot it out when you blow your load
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roll
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>>752261098
you fucking pathetic piece of shit
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>>752261098
How was it
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>>752261098
Please explain in great detail, the flavor.
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>>752261098
Oh, we're not done yet, anon.
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>>752261098
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>HE FUCKIN DID IT
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>>752261098
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>>752261152
Imagining struggling to balance a rancid ball of your own spunk on your tongue.
>>752261198
>>752261190
It was a rancid, salty kind of flavor. A tinge of nasty sweetness, but mostly salty. It tastes like it smells, and it smells like shit.
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>>752261098
siiiiiiiiiiiiick.
love it.
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POST AT LEAST PARAGRAPH LONG REVIEW ON TASTE/TEXTURE/SMELL/OVERALL EXPERIENCE
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>>752254159
This is one bizarrely WEIRD obsession you have OP.
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>>752261222
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>>752261116
>mfw /b came up with new olympic sport
>stuffs cum nugget into pee hole
>which nugget lunches the furthest upon cumming
>male only discipline in current year
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>>752260129
Roll for chewing it
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>>752261394
Whats weirder: This or the floor tile-phile
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>>752261098
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>>752261444
>>752261222
THESE HAVE TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
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>>752260129
lick the glass
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Does anybody know about this? Do you hide it well?
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>>752261444
Twice!
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>>752261098
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>>752261098
U gotta lock it two more times
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>>752261554
ONE OFF
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Satan
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777
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>>752261699
dyslexic satan
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>>752256900
do it
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Hey
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>>752261699
Mr Lucifer your sixes have turned around kek
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>>752261471
This
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>>752261542
No one does, I hide the lab pretty well. It smells a little, but it's hard to notice since it's in my bathroom.
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Rawling
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>>752261471
I REMEMBER THAT THREAD
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Quads
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>>752261806
my nigga T.C
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>>752261908
Way off
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>>752261828
any screenshots?
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>>752261795
what do you think would happen if the people you normally interact with viewed this thread?
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>>752254159
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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>>752261444
Go into a laundromat, place it in a rinse cycle and leave.
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Rollz
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Quads coming up
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>>752261939
They would most likely be beyond disgusted. I'm a semi-normal person in public, they probably wouldn't expect this of me.
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Quadzimoto
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Rolling
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F O U R
S A M E
N U M B E R
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>>752261098
I imagine it tasted like a dry fleashy salty and acidic piece of meat,am I right?
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>>752262123
123 it'll be me
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>>752262107

I'm pretty sure they would
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