Please prank call my burger king and ask of we serve breakfast all day. The manager is easily angered and theres no way to trace caller id since its a company phone number.
17176244600
Post tits and I'll consider it
Whoever called great job, dont be afraid to call again
>>752251180
Call didnt work. Area code pls?
I called, asked for the manager, asked her if they serve breakfast all day. She calmly said they don't.
>mfw
>>752251907
717 6244600
>>752251979
The joke is a lot of people are supposed to call and ask at the same time, itll drive her fucking crazy, you were the first, she bitched at you afterwards
>>752251979 anon you from america?
LOL "line busy"
Also I called corporate and informed them that an employee at the BK associated with that phone number has been posting on an alt-right/child porn image board. And that they are posting with the official BK logo on this image board, asking for people to prank call the store to anger their manager.
Have fun in the unemployment line you fucking massive faggot.
>>752252345
>called 'corporate'
Haha you fag. 'Corporate'
>>752252345
this white knight faggot just makes me want to call the number
>>752252345
Kys you piece of crap
>>752252720
I tried "sorry the system's busy, please try again later"
>>752252720
>white knight
Trying to get some faggot fired because he was dumb enough to post too much personal information, isn't white knighting. It's called "doin it for the lulz", welcome to /b/, reddit is the other way.
Keep going shes getting FURIOUS
I called, said " is this the krabby krustersons?" No response.
>>752253495
Why though? I get we doing it for the lolz but there's gotta be more to it.
Called and asked if they have the Triple Stacker. Discontinued. :(
>>752254210
I fucking died at that bro.
Now would be the time to start cursing and calling her a nigger or something, thr entire crew is gathered around now and shell get really angry
Did it work? I said hello is this the krusty krab
I called and told her that one of her workers is the cause of all the calls.
She cursed at me and called me a nigger and I heard all the employees gathered around laughing. :*(
I asked for the triple nigger... Sold out
>>752251180
Fuck your Janky bk, bk here is on the upnup.
>>752252345
K ek, I hate this place also. You are doing God's work
>>752254457
can you post pics or something? you're giving us nothing. make it interesting
DELET THIS
>>752251180
livestream her reactions
>>752256345
You don't know the power of kangz
called and asked she if had battletoad burgers
she said grrr and hung up
Called and asked for the angry nigger whooper.
>>752252091
This 'un works. She was pissed.
>>752252345
>please stop calling we have jobs to do
>anon is at this job, requesting prank calls on /b/
Just asked if they have fries and something to eat, I don't think she saw the humor
I actually did it
>>752252091
Can't trace caller ID on this'n either, correct?
>>752258059
I've called multiple times... Who cares if they can
>>752258185
You've got a point.
Put on vocaroo
Ok guys shes getting really pissed now pls stop
Called again and asked about setting up a party for my daughter, she got mad and asked if it was a prank call, and that she has been getting them all night.
No ma'am, im just wanting to set up a party for my kid. "Oh ok im sorry." Told her we will be there next friday, and to make sure that no black people were working because i dont want them around my children.
She didn't like me asking for the stinky butt penis Burger either
>>752258365
This
>>752258365
Doing God's work, anon
This thread is reminding me of the /b/ glory raid days
>>752258365
KEK
Put on a Scottish accent and posed as a tourist, She didn't sound very pissed at all, just slightly annoyed.
>>752258365
This like a motherfucker.
>>752258599
Habbo
>>752258365
Man she isn't happy lol hey from canada
>Tfw to scared and anxiety proned to talk
someone needs to replicate this, but with the number we have here.
Just asked if they had breakfast all day and she fuckin tilted
I'm thinking"he will not divide us"calls are in order
>>752258949
We gotchu Fam
>>752259170
That is the best thing I have ever read.
>>752259170
Whoever does this better greentext it.
>>752259170
kek
>>752259101
Call anyways /b/ro, litteartly any sound or lack of sound you make will be god tier at this point
>>752254210
I also vcalled and asked if they sold the Triple Stacker. and she said
>"NOPE"
>asked if they had the Upper Decker
>bish hung up
>also fuck you
>because that;s why
>>752260157
#shewillnotdivideus
>>752251180
OP is not a faggot today
>>752260522
holyfuckign shit my sides
>#SHEWILLNOTDIVIDEUSBYZERO
half tempted to use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"
>>752260607
I hope OP didn't get backtraced by the cyber police
>>752260761
>cyber
The Burger King bandit
If nobody's called and asked if this is the Krusty Krab i'm gonna be really disappointed in /b/ today.
>>752261015
OP is kill by man igger
>>752261113
Same. Not 1 Krabby Patty has been mentioned
>>752261631
You may stand corrected
>>752253665
>>752254926
Just tried to place an order for fifteen crabby patties, she was not amused
I just called and asked if they sell battletoads... The girl hung up on me :(
Called the number, goofed them by saying "guess I cant have it my way" and they hung up. But the place seemed super unprofessional anyway, people screaming in the background and shit. Wasn't really that funny
>>752262494
GameStop.... Sigh
I'm sorry, anon, I can't stop myself laughing when i call.
>>752262494
You are a fucking saint but fuck you for beating me to it
Called and she asked if I was her mom no joke wtf is this
sounded pissed though
tried to start normal asking to plan a party for my brother, she hung up after one sentence.
was going to say that he absolutely loves battletoads.
>>752251180
Why hasn't anyone considered sending boxes to the store? They're free.
>op post address
https://store.usps.com/store/product/shipping-supplies/priority-mail-flat-rate-boxes-variety-pack-P_VARIETY_FRBV
>>752262893
or rolls of packing stickers, they're also free.
but then again we don't have the address. I'll look for it though.
>>752262494
I forgot to add I was taking a shit and right as I said battletoads I unloaded a massive fart into the toilet... she had to have heard it
Just called and she said dad???
Then could hear someone in the background laughing. Possibley fake Burger King and its some kids girlfriend or sister?
>>752263027
god's work anon
>>752260660
That's not even remotely funny
>>752262893
6090 York Rd, New Oxford, PA 17350
>>752262893
Not op but here you go
called, young female worker, seemed calm, boring
>>752263046
No, it's genuine.
>>752263100
>>752262893
>>752262982
>WEAPONIZED AUTISM LOCKED AND LOADED
Bump
They are still out of stinky butt penis burgers
>>752262689
What are you sighing about, faggot?
>>752258365
Win
>>752263928
But the girl told they they got a new shipment last week
>>752263027
god i fucking love /b/ sometimes
>>752264047
Memories
>Hello blahblah burgerking.
>yes hello what are your hours?
>blahblah weekdays & blahblah weekends.
>oh, good thank you. And do you serve breakfast all day?
>iiii knew this was to good to be true, god damnit!
KeKeKeK
Lmao my story
>"Burger King"
Hi can I was calling to speak to a manager about an application for a job I put in
>"If this is a prank call then go ahead and tell me because I've been getting prank calls all night long, so if it is, just go ahead and tell me now"
Excuse me? A prank call?
>"Thank you for your honesty!"
CLICK
Lmao bitch is pissed off. I didn't even get to really reel her in.
>>752252345
ultimate kek
all calls are recorded, you niggas dun goofed
if anything offensive has been said (definitely knowing the idiots in here) the calls will be investigated
nice one retards, especially you OP, unlucky losing your job. at least it wasnt a good one
(.gif related, OP is on the right, BK on the left)
>>752264346
lul
>>752264346
Why doesn't anyone call and ask if they're hiring or something then mention being bipolar and losing control and doing >>752259170.
I just called and she said some shit about hello burger king. Then I rickrolled her, she burst out laughing.
>>752264621
This would be lulz worthy
I asked if the kids meal came with a battletoads toy. "Is this a prank call" I don't joke about battletoads
>>752258365
cant breathe
>>752264573
The power of autism is strong with you...I worked for a phone company installing corporate accountc... No business does this Cuck
>>752264805
Things that didn't happen ITT
Why does no one vocaroo the call
>>752264805
take a higher quality kek
>>752264573
Like bk is going to contact authorities and have them waste their time opening up an investigation for multiple pranks calls, get a grip
>>752264573
I doubt you could say post something more stupid than this, but maybe I underestimate you.
>>752251180
OP....Can we have the first names of some of your co-workers? That way, at least we can make it seem like we know someone there or so-and-so got our order wrong earlier and we wanted to talk to the manager....you know, just to reel her in a bit and make her think it's not a prank for a bit before bringing down the hammer? At this point, she's basically in "this is probably a prank" and hanging up almost right away as soon as she gets spooked.
>>752264573
You must be fun at parties
Op
How mad is she?
>>752264805
me again
>>752265038
thanks, anon
I just called again and played Smash Mouth - All Star and she started singing along lel
Tis quuite gr8
>>752265189
She thinks its funny at this point and shes even going along with the calls
>>752251180
What city is this? I'm going to call and say I am PD
>>752265262
Does she have any idea why this is happening to her tonight?
>>752265322
Look up the fucking area code on google you retard
>>752265262
Call and ask if she wants succ or fucc
>>752265262
okay /b/ back to ruthless racism
noice. They was burger "kangz"
>>752265323
Not op but when I called she said she knows the number was posted on "some site" so it could be prank called
>>752265322
Say you have reason to suspect employees are distributing narcs in the early hours
>>752265262
Does she swallow
I work sixteen hour shifts, I could keep this up for days
>>752265339
Fuck you im drunk
Just called and asked for the McRib and a krabby patty she asked “do you think you’re funny?” Now I’m going to call again and immediately ask her if she thinks she’s funny.
>>752265255
Should have ended her rightly.
>>752265607
Wait are you the girl?
>>752265683
>drunk pd
going to be very believable desu
>>752265783
No just some anon veteran with a bachelor's and a lot of greed
>>752258365
Been a long time since I had a giggle.
>>752265806
Philly PD, might be believable
>>752251180
LOOOOOOOL just said "this is the eastern adams police dept and there has been a bomb threat" She freaked
Someone call her and blast the following video at 0:59
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KAJ6sCbEiM
>>752258365
kek
>>752260761
consequences will never be the same
>>752260660
no idea why i kekd
>>752266033
how the fuck did you find this shit
call and ask if the McDonalds next door just got robbed
>>752266233
I don't even know anymore.
>>752264573
Lel you can tell he's a faggot with a gif like that on his phone
It's the rickrolling/ anon here again
I blasted https://youtu.be/JKVb3syM3lI?t=45s
out of my telly at her, seemed she found it amusing
I might have woken my mum up though
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eqAPeuPOMK
>>752266622
to clarify, that is 45 seconds into the video
>>752266622
mother fucker you sound like chad and she like stacy
What's her name
>>752266880
What that's not me that's ken ashcorp
also fuck you, his voice made me bisexual, he's not a chad
>>752266033
Here you go bud
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eqAPeuPOMK
>>752266622
this >>752266880
is meant for >>752266663
>>752266663
kek
>>752267034
I sound like Chad?
>>>>>>wat
>>752267132
voice: yes
>>752251180
Wow, never thought I'd see New Oxford on here. Hanover checking in. We used to shit on you faggots in Soccer.
>>752267132
>>752267214
voice: yes
autism: no
>>752267214
What do you mean by this?
>>752267233
>faggots in Soccer
This
>>752267270
I mean your voice sounds as though it belongs to Chadwick Thundercock: King of the Heavens and Slayer of Newfags
>>752266033
THIS
please someone do this and vocaroo it
>>752267459
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eqAPeuPOMK
kinda did it
>>752264833▶ plz help me
>>752267412
Hahaha, thanks man
>>752251180
Please give thread emergency bump >>752261898
Bump
>>752267702
ded thred
>>752251180
>be me, last winter, working at a grocery store(night shift)
>worked there like 5 months
>quit because NEET at heart
>prank calling businesses to see what I can make them do
>call turkey hill, saying i'm the general manager and need to know how much cash is in the register, tell cashier to count it
>they do
>keks
>call the grocery store(I know who's working)
>tell my former manager that I'm the general manager, I need him to remove all of the milk from the shelves because of a contamination.
>tell him to put milks in the back freezer
>the store was closed at night, but I called like two hours before it opened
>went in morning with friend to see if he did it, and he fucking did kek
Could that get me in trouble? oh shit
>>752252345
Early pubescent girls are the best. Sure prepubescent girls are sexier and more fun for sexual purposes but once they get just a little older they're better with hygiene.
>>752267459
Bump
"hey eleven dies in stranger things"
>>752251180
I just screamed gimme some breakfast and they hung up.
>>752252345
>alt-right
there's just as many lefty faggots on here just like you. literally kill yourself and soon.
#notallniggers
>>752251180
Just called flirted with the chick and got her number. Gave her my burner and she just sent a selfie
lady just replied "I knew you were going to ask that"
OP wasted our time
>>752268399
Send it faggot.
>>752268399
Pics or it didn't happen faggot
>>752251180
I dialed the phone with my large gaping erection and pranked the lady who answered. Got em op
>>752251180
OP, do you guys use Ecolab and have them come in occassionally?
>>752267930
But I still get painful boners that I must fap to just to release the tension. Jesus Christ I want a young girl so bad.
>>752268475
ok fag
>>752268377
Im not even liberal, i voted for Trump, lol.
>Newfags not understanding what "for the luls" is about
>>752268805
not enuf proofs
>>752268805
wait i thought she was a nog
>>752268994
She's just sending old shit now cause busy with you fags
>>752269120
Tell her to send you a pic of her at BK you fucking faggot. We know these are random pics.
What should I say?
>>752252730
yeah, he's a big doodie!
>>752252345
>>752252345
I kekd
Asked if i could sniff her butt.
called number asked if they had big macs
got angry at her when she said they didn't
called her a shit manager
>>752251180
Oh shit nigga, a fellow PA citizen.
Call my local police dept lol
(570) 489-3231
>>752269663
Are you stupid, nigga?
OP what's the managers name?
>>752269120
>>752269304
hurrdurrdurr I wins stuped anon
>>752269914
deng it
>defeet
Who is this though. You got nudes?
>>752253486
okay how about
>faggot
then?
>>752269304
she's not responding anymore just saying busy
>>752270063
I have this
>>752254959
well, are you a nigger, anon?
>>752255084
>3chainz
>>752251180
Have fun cleaning OP. I just called saying I work for Ecolab telling your manager I'll be in this week for an inspection
>>752251180
it's ringing but they're not picking up the phone anymore kek
>>752269742
Old /b/ would have done it
LMAO I JUST CALLED DIDN'T BLOCK MY NUMBER WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT NIGGA
>>752258337
kek
>>752270482
Not answering the phone anymore.
RIP. Hope she finds out who you are OP
>>752270673
Might be my fault because of this
>>752270401
>>752258365
keklon 5
OP is going to get fired.
>>752270673
OP is that ultra quiet, weird kid. He barely says hello to people, but when he does, it's soft spoken, he cracks a small smile, and looks down. He keeps to himself. And he took a while in the bathroom tonight.
Someone call and give the manager this description.
>>752270310
more
>>752271105
I'm telling him about this thread. You're done for, OP.
>>752271105
lol
>>752262803
kek what? She's going insane
>>752271268
They already know
>>752261113
Done
I emailed her screenshots of this thead, OP. You're fucking dead, Kiddo.
>>752263100
oh my nigger...
>>752271582
Best part is I dont even work there, i just know the manager is smoke cranky bitch.
So now you guys were the one's that got trolled. And whoever the poor fuck at BK is that gets blamed for it.
Thanks for being the same old /b/, love you guys.
>>752262893
Logistics-fag here. Only the boxes are free. You still have to pay for the shipping label. It's probably about 17 bucks for the large and 13 for the medium.
>>752267029
kek. more vocaroo.
>>752271778
Alpharius? Is that you?
>>752271778
Yeah, well I was just pretending to be trolled by your trolling, therefor trolling you in the process.
>>752271863
Wait, I'm dumb.I thought you wanted to put stuff in the boxes. You just want to flood them. You would have to create a USPS account tho. And once they figure out who's sending the boxes, they can back track and get you.
"Wow thats the 100th time ive gotten that fucking question"
>>752271582
OP i hope you aren't stupid enough to be worried by these fags
post proof or gtfo
>>752272277
Fuck off
>>752272277
2277 dbl dubs beats 66 dubs
>>752272500
>>752272277
omfg called the girl and had a legitimate convo, she said theyve gotten over 100 calls lmao this is gold
Way to go, OP. Now some poor slob who works at Burger King is going to get shit for this.
>>752272549
>>752272569
omfg called the girl and had a legitimate convo, she said theyve gotten over 100 orgasms lmao this is gold
>>752272569
Go fuck yourself, Brandon
>>752272794
They're reading this thread, faggot. Now you hurt that poor slob's feelings.
>>752272929
Well she should post tits to make us feel better
>>752272929
Whatever, I hate working class plebs anyway.
does anyone know how i can call the number free online cuz i life in germany
I called to ask if they had battle toads but no answer
>>752273104
>working class
Nigga, you don't even know what working class is. BK isn't work.
>>752273229
skype without video maybe?
>>752273390
It's not my fault you made stupid choices early in life.
>>752273390
and you nigga work in a coal mine ?
>>752266188
Bcuz you expected something funny. It's like sitcoms with their laughtracks.
>>752273229
Textnow maybe? Idk if they do free calling any more
Calling but it keeps ringing and no answer???
>>752252345
fuck off faggot
>>752273229
google's gmail allows free international calls. Also, fuck you you kraut bitch
>>752274208
im half slav tho
>>752274333
even
>>752274380
*even worse
>>752267321
Double faggotry negates itself
>>752257520
lol
>>752274333
even worse. gas yourself https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4902007/syrian-man-rapes-pony-germany-petting-zoo/
Since they stopped answering here is the McDonalds I'm working at right now. Call and ask if the McRib is back.
(270) 439-2393
>>752275099
Do I need to do a Kentucky accent? Every time I try to do one I just sound like I have Downs
>>752258365
10/10
>>752275314
You do you BB
>>752275099
Suck my dick
Faggot pig
>>752263340
What darkmode extension?
>>752275099
They are already getting mad guys keep it up.
>>752275099
>(270) 439-2393
legit
call and say your drive thru order was wrong.
Call the Papa Johns I'm working at and ask them if they can put papa on the phone for two peets.
979/846/3600
>>752258365
>Told her we will be there next friday, and to make sure that no black people were working because i dont want them around my children.
kek
you seem to have mistaken BK for Mac tho
Said my fries were soggy
They said "fuck you"
I'm calling again.
>>752251180
That's a Cumberland county number
>>752275972
they wont answer for me
>>752276003
Nah, Adams County. It is in New Oxford, PA.
just keeps ringing, no answer.
>>752275099
Bruh, all I heard was a foghorn while the dial tone was playing
>>752267549
>YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY DONTCHA
>>752275972
nice. Im going to green text this for you
>Called McDonalds
>Told them my fries were soggy
>they replied "Fuck you"
>>752276539
Thanks m8
>>752257578
>>752260660
That's hilarious.
Fuck they wont answer now
>>752277696
They closed at 11:30 buddy
>>752277777
check em
>>752277777
Check'em
>>752277777
Hot damn.
>>752277777
check em
also fuck
>>752277777
NIGGA
>>752277777
you fucking idiot, the nigger is still loose
>>752277777
Nigger
>>752277777
I'm not your buddy, guy.
>>752278001
buddy
>>752277837
Didnt even notice it. Nice.
>>752275795
Could You Put Papa on the phone
>There is no one here named Papa
>Nigga what the fuck
>if you arent going to put a legit order could you please not call here again?
>This fuckin sucks
>hangs up
>>752275795
I called, he said aaaawwww yaa this is papa
>>752277777
Holy quints... Even if they didn't close at 11:30 they have to now
>Hello, Papa Johns? Do y'all still have the Bofa for $15
>The Bofa
>Bofa deez nuts
*click*
>>752270401
Ecolab doesn't inspect, they clean the washing machines. Go power chug bleach you faggot.
>>752260761
Don't you mean the Sneak King?
