Let a picture of a toy determine your life like an idiot thread
Should I book the flight already?
roll
win lottery
Geht gf
>>752243938
Did I go to the dentist today?
roll
stuff and things?
>>752243938
Julie?
roll1
am I gay?
should i keep trying
>>752243938
Does he secretly love me and is just too shy to confess or should I just let it go and stop waiting for his messages?
>>752243938
If I start doing Yoga, will I be able to finally suck my own dick?
>>752245573
Rerolling~
rolli
>>752245728
oof
Is DBangz the best rapper in the game?
>>752243938
Cause of death was suicide right?
>>752246290
Fuckin’ hell!
>>752243938
am i about to bang this chick at some point
>>752243938
will it happen?
>>752246380
wtf
Will I get laid within 1 year
>>752247655
Will I get laid within 2 years
>>752247713
Will I get laid within 2 years
Should i punch a baby in the face?
>>752247766
Will I get laid within 3 years
>>752247824
thanks
Will she go to prom with us?
Is the future bright?
>>752243938
Should I buy the 240 volt Fuck-Master 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece??
>>752243938
Cmone motherfucker tell me the truth!
Will I and Atina be together again?
>>752247945
oh shi-
Can I just become a richfag?
>>752243938
will i get laid ever again
>>752247984
soon?
Can I become a semi-rich junkie?
Will I get the girl i want?
Should I meet this kik slut and put it in her ass like she wants?
>>752248183
Same and Be a very rich person also
Roll
Do I ever affect the chaos principles that ordain our reality in any major manifestation?
>>752248248
Only the girl then?
>>752248373
Ok nigga I'm asking afuckinggain
Can i trust you 8ball?
Will I get the succ within a year?
>>752248467
Cool
>>752243938
will i finish my thesis in time?
should i tell her ?
>>752248597
sweet
Am I the fag they say I am?
marcc gimme the zucc.
>>752248663
GIMME THE ZUCC
Is Enki the true creator of humanity?
Will I ask some 8ball picture on the internet a question today?
>>752248661
GG son.
Can this guy being a fag get me a million dollars?
Roll
>>752248797
Alright cool, thanks.
Is it in my best interest to become a benevolent dictator?
>>752243938
Is my pp big?
>>752243938
Will I be able to continue my studies?
Should I continue to drink tonight?
Are there other worlds in which once we exist this one upon death we traverse to without our knowledge and repeat an endless cycle of consciousness?
>>752249077
Dub sevens speak truth
Will I be able to nuke a country?
>>752243938
Is Whitney hotter than ever?
If someone rolls a 77 do they receive the same benefits as from the demon summoning post, but anywhere?
Am I the antichrist?
>>752243938
Is OP a fag?
>>752243938
will i fuck up and become a trap
Am I the opposite of the antichrist?
>>752249426
reroll
>>752249041
f yeah nigger, have a rare one
Will I have the opportunity to beat someone to death with a lemon?
>>752243938
go to gym today?
Are supernatural entities real?
Will humanity be forever subservient and docile to the will of confined understanding of quantum mechanics?
Should I quit my job and invest in bitcoins?
Will my 10 page essay get a good grade?
Is there more than one universe?
>>752243938
Should I buy a memory card from Ebay?
Should I jerk off?
5#0|_|1<| ! D14j 0/\/ 7#!5 D#0/\/3 70/\/!73 ?
Am I being specifically watched by one or more people?
rollerino
Is Elon Musk a fraud?
kms?
You know.
Is there ever going to be a human extinction event?
Do you actually function?
Am I ever going to be back in the military?
Should I go smoke?
is she going to leave me
Is the concept of a lack of freewill actually misunderstood due to a lack of practical education on quantum mechanical involvement in the process of free will?
Ez money
>>752243938
tell me fucker
>>752243938
you really are fucking with me
>>752243938
Will my crush suck me off tomorrow
>>752243938
Will a girl I like let me fuck her tomorrow
Will i pass this class?
>>752243938
Will I have sex tomorrow
Should I fucking off myself already
>>752251175
But i wanna
will i get gf
>inb4 quad 5
I am no longer allowed to ask questions.
Will I be able to have love?
Does she like me? ...
Will I be able to.hide my debt from my parents?
>>752251535
How about everything else?
Roll
Is having everything else the sole cause of why I will not have love?
>>752251667
Are you intentionally giving me depressing answers?
Will I be able to help everyone else?
>>752251833
Is this nothing more than a simulation?
>>752243938
do i go to sleep now
Am I god?
Can you tell me why I am god?
Am I free?
>>752252163
Are we free?
Will they like it?
>>752252203
Am I the arbiter of my own will?
>>752252269
Did... you just lie?
Am I doomed to walk the earth for eternity?
Should I dive into my shitty music now?
>>752252673
Do you want me to stay here? is that it?
>>752252725
cunt
Will there ever be a corps of militant Firetrucks controlled by AI?
What if I make the firetruck AI?
Is everyone god?
>>752243938
rll
Is there ever true death?
Do you get lonely being a sentient magical 8 ball with no actual physical manifestation?
Rollo thappnsmthing intrsing
Will I ever stab someone to death?
roll
>>752243938
Roll
Is this thread essential to the timeline?
>>752253426
rerolling jfc
How about a near extinction event for humans?
>>752253593
You want specifications don't you?
Ok how about zambies
t roll
>>752253653
Fuck it, just a 20% worldwide population decrease in a short period of time
wll i get laid before the end of the year again?
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAFRICAAAA
Does my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
>>752253863
Asking again.
I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
>>752253913
And again
thorll ckkskckdjxkjsj
I am become life, creator of worlds.
>>752253996
Fuck you 8-ball
I am become nothing, nothing of worlds.
Rolllllllll
All of the marks I personally leave will be nothing more than small effects which drive larger effects later.
Is it finally going to be ok?
will she invite me up for the 11th
We're all on an alien ship flying through what remains in space of a dying universe.
>>752254333
Bitch, I didn't ask.
>>752254366
Fine, are we? Yes or no?
Did I pass the exam?
Will I see her again?
roll-o
7 inches on my dick. Roll
>>752254496
Ok, how about, will I see her?
rull
How fucked am I for finals
Will I become a government superweapon?
_________
>>752243938
Would she
>ask again
7 inches added onto my dick, rolling.
Will metahumans become more common?
>>752254590
good luck my dude
Should I join the CIA?
>>752254785
Will the CIA join me?
Will it get better?
Is a nuclear response in the world anywhere inevitable?
>>752255009
Is that where metahumans come in?
>>752243938
Should I leave /b/ forever?
Will I ever get the dank pussy
>>752255073
Rerolling
will i fucc this week?
>>752243938
will mad girls ride my pine cause my rhyme flow genuine?
>>752255170
will mad girls ride my pine cause my rhyme flow genuine?
>>752243938
will I secure pussy before the year is out?
Is his rhyme flow really genuine?
>>752243938
Will I leave school with mad pussy moist for my D?
When I get rich, will my rhyme flow be genuine?
After I get rich will my rhyme flow be genuine?
>>752243938
will that girl I want ride the D and go "this is better than drugs"
>>752243938
will she sleep with me again
Will I become a rich and famous rockstar?
Will there be an after I get rich?
>>752255353
re roll
Should I move out of 420 Union St?
Am I going to die as I get rich?
Will I become rich & famous?
Will I always just be semi-rich?
Am I a faggot?
>>752255423
re-roll
Will I become famous as well as semi-rich?
>>752255437
you don't need a magic 8-ball to know that. faggot.
will we me and her ever be together?
>>752255506
Could you predict it later?
Do you live to give me existential blue balls?
>>752255602
Are you going to stop doing that then?
Will I be getting pussy this week?
Am I going to ever see Mars in person?
Does the 8-ball ever lie?
Will anyone ever see Mars in person?
Will I marry her?
>>752255753
Ok, here''s again
Is OP a faggot?
>>752243938
Will i die next year? (yes please)
>>752243938
you know the question
Are humans going to transition into a new race which then sees Mars in person?
Should I kill myself today?
will I get dubs?
>>752255894
I knew you were intentionally being a cunt.
new job?
Does he loves me?
win lottery
Is he going to talk to me again?
Will I get a real job?
Will I have sex with Carla VH?
I said... Will I get a real job, motherfucker?
Will I have sex with Deanna?
>>752256441
Damn straight.
Will I have sex with Nesa?
Should Vikkie apologize to me?
Will I have sex with Brittni?
Should i study next year?
Will I creampie Emy again?
>>752243938
is it gonna be ok
>>752258081
WHAT A FUCKING RELIEF THANK YOU 8BALL GOD
>>752243938
buy them?
Roll
>>752243938
Will I get rich next year?
>>752243938
Will I have boost next year?
>>752243938
Will I have boost next year??
Should I buy a bottle tonight
>>752259119
Awesome
Should I get my life together?
Red is better than blue
Will I have sex with Hayley?
>>752260530
sign received
>>752243938
sage
Roll
Will it make a difference?
amm i getting fucked up this weekend?
>>752243938
rollerino
Will I be rich by the end of this month?
The Netherlands
quit smoking?
will it help in the future?
Will I see her again?
>>752263686
reroll?
>>752243938
is op a faggot
>>752264119
the numbers don't lie
>>752243938
Roll to confirm
>>752243938
Will I get a show tonight?
Should I wait for her?
>>752243938
Will I fucking die today
>>752243938
am I gonna get my dick sucked in 2018?
>>752243938
Footy on saturday?
Magic 8-Ball, should we have subsequent threads like this in /s4s/?
>>752243938
Is op a fag?
>>752256229
FUCK
U
C
K I wanted that.
Magic 8-Ball, do you reliably account for the future?
>>752267597
DOUBLE FUCK
O
U
B
L
E
F
U
C
K
Magic 8-Ball, will I win the lottery before Christmas?
>>752267659
Neat!
Will I win it before >>752256229?
>>752267751
KICKASS, I like my odds!
Magic 8-Ball, will I obtain the superpowers highlighted in this picture anytime next year?
>>752267934
oooooOOOOOoooooh...
Magic 8-Ball, will my mom get one of the big jobs she applied for by Christmas?
roll
will i ever get a job
>>752268031
YUSSSSSSSSSSS, HOPING FOR THE BEST
Will my waifu come to life and fall in love with me anytime next year?
>>752268374
Will the first job this guy gets pay noticeably higher than minimum wage?
>>752268795
Yeah, I figured that.
