Any scottish people here?
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Any scottish people here?
>>752240255
sappenin ya dobber
>>752240255
Sappenin fannybawz
Can't wait to see all the retards trying to phonetically spell out a Glasweigian accent.
Highland master race checking in.
Weegies are disgusting.
>>752240255
I’ll gie ye a skelpit lug
>>752240255
Hi gaybo bastard where you from
>>752240616
AHM GONNAE GO DOON TH PAKIS FUR 20 B&H YA RINGPEESH
All i know about scotland is what i learned from braveheart
>>752240771
Never saw it, what did you learn?
>>752240771
*circles you like a lion while Panteras Walk blares from speakers*
*Punches you square in the chest*
poofy nummmmm dawg >:(
*Walks off"
>>752240626
Highland master race....aye pipe down, master race doesn't tend to cover ginger, sheep shaggin teuchter cunts
>>752240897
y'all paint yourself blue and yell at englishmen. There may or may not be castles.
HELLO THOMAS
CU IN THE OFFICE 2MORROW
my dad is Scottish does that count
>>752241286
Prestwick here
>>752241286
time has been cruel on the body
Stay north you fecking northern monkey
Blairgowrie here
>>752241286
I'm sure her Kid will see that in a few years.
Linzi, West kilbride
>>752240255
There's internet in Scotland?
>>752241373
naw, get out ya fanny
perth bois
Na m8, am no a fuckin sheep shagger
>>752241687
gay cunt
Awrite fuds
>>752241687
not me btw, some fag from school. total cunt
Glasgow here
Dunfag reporting in
Right get the fucking Glasgow nudes in .
>>752242131
I want her on the right to fuck my arse with her nose. You could ski down that thing
>>752242267
holy shit i knew Half Way was a strange place but that
>>752242276
Freya Morton, glasgow.....
Kilmarnock checking in
>>752242468
Any actual naked pictures of her ?
Face?
Falkirk here. Any body got any sage MacDonald?
>>752242596
Face is on the book. No nudes, sadly.
>>752242359
Her name's Francesca, she jacked me off in Garage.
oim a bri'ish cunt an i fuckin luv yoo skots, any fuckin insuwlt sand be'er in a sko'ish aksent
>>752242929
>>752243074
Would shag her deed.
>>752242648
yea man i got 3 bags full of sage macdonald, you looking any?
Like 'en bams?
>>752243158
look her up. ide rip her a new arsehole, then fuck that to.
>>752241687
Working in Perth until the new year. It's fucking shite.
>>752240255
Fifer on my 3rd can of Stella here. Got the fuckin flu tae...hence the beer so I can get a fuckin kip the nicht.
>>752243022
fuckin ugly cow but nice one mate
>>752241610
More of her shes a wee dirty!
>>752242267
A pair of gimps out in Glasgow the other night too - the fuck is happening?
>>752243449
>leader of the conservatives - dyke
>ex labour leader whos been hailed as inspiration etc - dyke
>the fuckin SNP
The govts chosen the easy way and said "PROGRESS- YES!" for cheap votes
>>752243344
She's not bad in person, looks a bit better with cum on her skirt though
Here's a pic of two dwarfs walking a pair of fuckoff Rotties in Glenrothes I seen...
>>752243294
i love it, as long as you know were to go
>>752241610
More you been on her onlyfans account?
Got to know a autistic scottish girl. God dambbshes soncute and obsessed with germany.
Wish me. luck bros
>>752243672
Hahahaha that's fucking class
>>752243670
more nose pics then
>>752243449
Fucksake mate, that is the Polo lounge page you've got that from, what did you expect?
Here's a chubby slag that takes it up the shitter to sort you out.
>>752243678
If you know where to buy any powder that would be a lifesaver.
>>752243772
Its a pair of dykes tae...
>>752243788
don't have any, never got her last name and haven't found her FB
>>752243672
quality. Saw one waddling down princes street this morning with a wee tiny backpack and little kid sized beanie hat
>>752243805
nah, sorry only weed from school friends
>>752243791
Whats her name
>>752243837
Dugs are belters but
>>752243684
Naw, that was on twitter for a few hours than her account got locked down.
>>752243970
You got anymore of her?
>>752240255
yep
lanark(ish) reporting in.
>>752243951
Must be like walking shetland ponies for them ho hahaha!
>>752243941
Charlene Skivington (Ichikat)
>>752241687
>>752243294
>>752243805
Any nudes from perth booooooiiiiiiissssss???
>>752243791
Shit, I knew of the polo lounge but didnt realise it was a gay bar. Thought it was just one of those pseudo-posh places like the Corinthian where pissheads in their TK Maxx smart/casual go and spend over the odds for a pint because there's a chandelier or some shit.
>>752244134
Haha aye must be
>>752243136
On adultwork as Isla Raine
An old favourite.
>>752244369
Basically that, but poofs.
>>752243880
i saw a black midget once, like proper african black
>>752244616
like so black it was blue?
>>752244446
Never been on there before, have you met her in person or do you know her ?
>>752244616
hahahaha brilliant. Like a real life gollywog
>>752240255
Body found at Milton Road. ya cunts.
Motherwell are shite.
>>752244896
go fuck yourself cunt
>>752240255
What did you say about the russian navy?!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Navy#/media/File:Naval_Ensign_of_Russia.svg
>>752244896
Moan the fucking tic
>>752244896
Facts
Perth fag reporting. It's shite here, the high street is depressing and that rotting church that's falling apart pisses me off
>>752244708
I know her a bit , and spied her easy (big scars on arm)
>>752240255
ethnically I am....
live in USA but my surname is Johnstone
I need your aid, guys. I'm an Americunt however, Edinburgh and Glasglow are on my list of places to visit and visit a long time, see.
I need to know where I can practice the accent and words to recognize. And come on now, no memes or bullshit--I'm trying to be part of YOUR traditions and lifestyle.
any other Falkirk fucks?
>>752244187
>>752243449
Glasgow rubbermen. Theyre out all the time. Nothing new.
any North east cunts hingin
>>752245207
Don't come to Scotland mate, It's a shitehioe
>>752245207
Drink buckfast and slash cunts on friday or saturday its tradition mate
>>752245068
>"ahh for fucks sake, forgot to design a flag again, fuck it ill just copy one from the russian navy or something, change a few colors and nobody will tell the difference."
>>752241286
Ah man I knew there was new stuff kicking about. Where'd that come fae?
>>752245357
Lucky enough to be blinded by grey here too. Loving the Granite induced Radiation Poisoning.
>>752245098
if you have to cheat to beat us then your not that great a team.
looking foward to us ending your winning streak.
>>752245512
its fucking shite, only gets worse in winter ina
Jay Beattie is an alien
>>752245414
No, AMERICA is a shithole. Got fuckin' bufties and niggers runnin' all about--it fuckin' does my head in.
>>752245620
We would have won 1 nil if we hadn't got the penalty so don't talk shite, your team were hacking the whole fucking game so in the end we deserved the win.
>>752245839
no many nigs over here but so many bum pokers. plus junkies everywhere. both are shite. to Canada boys.
>>752245625
We're in that particularly shit bit where it's not quite cold enough for snow, so all we have is cold, cold rain.
>>752245839
It's no better here mate, junkies and blacks everywhere
>>752245620
Cheat haha fuck off mate
Lisbon lions wont survive the winter
Bunch a bams man
>>752246109
Kek
>>752245207
First of all, Glasgow isn't pronounced "glass-cow". It's actually like "glez-gay". Its tradition to shout "HELLO, GLEZ-GAY!!" as soon as you come out of whatever transport took you there.
Second, the locals love new family. Tell them that youre researching your Scottish roots and tell them you're Scottish yourself. It's a bonding technique. They'll be very happy to speak with you.
Third, keep being disparaging of football and rugby. It's really popular outside the big cities but inside everybody fucking hates it, and a tourist who not only doesn't try to talk about it but acknowledges how stupid it is will be widely welcomed.
>>752245940
pish, we would have had 2 strikers on the pitch and were creating chances.
you deserved nothing, especially when the wee cunt comes on telly and pretends there was a genuine pen.
>>752246065
yes cheat, falling down like a tart when a guy breathes near you to win a pen is cheating.
perhaps you might want to read up on the rules of the game, but then you are a tim so reading might be beyond you.
>>752245207
Don't bother trying to do the accent, just be yourself.
If you do want something "local" to do you can visit one of the social clubs in or around Glasgow, they've usually only got a couple of windows and a few union jacks flying outside. Best time to go is on a Friday, if you shout "Up the RA!" (Royal Army) they'll give you a nice glass because they love the queen.
>>752246109
Neither will Fernando Rickson
>>752246320
quality ahaha
>>752246169
I agree the penalty was pish, but we were on top shagging yous the whole game, hence we deserved the win.
>>752246564
king louis had at least two chances while he was isolated.
you know this would have been a game you might have lost if sinclar wasnt such a wee bitch
>>752246320
Aye and celtic are the only team that do it hahaha he won a pen cunt deserved to go off for the dembele tackle ffs
>>752246836
I know for a fact we DID win the game at the end of the day, I agree there was no need for Sinclair to do that, however craig Gordon was on fire this game, no chance would yous have won.
>>752246906
celtic were the only team doing it in this game.
and i think the kipre tackle warranted a yellow, just like dembeles lunge got.
but keep finding excuses for your player being a cheating bastard, it just proves the low standard of both sides of the old firm.
Scotland. This nation brought the world television, the steam engine, golf, whiskey, penicillin, and of course, the deep-fried Mars bar.
It is great being Scottish. We're such a uniquely successful race.
>>752247152
pack in the shite fitbaw patter
Let's see more Ayrshire lassies
>>752247152
Cunt should of got a straight red mate tackle was fucking harsh>>752247152
>>752246999
well its going to be academic now. because you cheated the victory is tainted.
i will just look forward to ending your undefeated streak and us winning the scottish cup instead.
>>752247354
In your dreams ya dick COYBIG
>>752247354
Won't happen haha
>>752247265
naw
>>752247322
then dembele deserved a red too.
fuck i thought the gers fans were deluded cunts but it seems both sides of the old firm have blinders on.
>>752247503
fuck celtic and rangers
>>752244446
Lovely AW profile. Shame she only does incalls, mind. I feel safer if the escort comes to my hotel room.
>>752247354
I very much look forward to you guys calling another independence referendum. Shit was too funny,we got about 10% of the Scottish population thinking they actually mattered to society as a whole.
>>752247478
we will see. i shall enjoy one fuck of a big laugh when it does.
>>752247601
agreed.
old firm are cunts.
>>752240626
Fit like min? Foos yur doos?
>>752240771
It's a pretty accurate portrayal, even in modern times.
As far as personalities go, they are Australia to Britain as Britain is to China.
>>752247682
you appear to be great evidence why siblings shouldnt breed my friend.
>>752241286
Holy fuck. There's a Scottish bird if ever I've seen one. I don't know why the Irish get shit for being pissheads, Scots really do scrape the barrel.
>>752241467
southern fairy
>>752247621
I figured out where she works from, based on the pic of her bent over with a view out the window, nice big (anonymous) new flats next to the clyde
This one is her pal Kaia, she seems to work somewhere in paisley.
>>752241286
Fuck
>>stop browsing /b/ for 3 years
>>move to /pol/
>>see this
>>mfw
What happened ? a very very hard paper round would not recognize.
any cunt fancy trying to get a bird naked for me?
>>752248719
Info?
>>752248592
Aye not even considering saving those ones.
She had a kid then i'm assuming with the stretch marks ?
Knew she was on drugs while on the game but life goes on i guess.
>>752248860
beclaaaa on snapchat. we tight blonde with a belting are. from up north of inverness. reckon she could suck a golf ball through a hose. and think shes in to backdoor.
>>752249111
Why does she look so fucked?
I mean she got fat as fuck she used to be very funny about her weight.
Kinda feel bad for her but not that bad.
>>752248592
name?
Sandra from Glasgow
>>752249549
Yeah could write list probably anorexia would be my guess stops you having kids later on if it's really bad.
Still can't find those vidyas from pic
>>752249703
ide lick her arsehole anymore?
>>752249608
Mel (Ayr)
>>752240929
Inverness here lads
Glasgow nudes anyone?
>>752250015
look at her go, any videos about. she taking orders?
>>752250107
Dunno about vids mate, only seen pics. She used to be on fabswingers, takes it up the arse, into being abused.
>>752248814
Keep sharing anon
irvine here.
>>752251112
oooft
FTP
>>752251384
Oft imagine admitting that
>>752240255
No, you gay retarded unitedkingdomer. Fuck all this idiotic retarded subnations in Europe, they are truly disgusting
Rule Britannia
on the topic of Mel did anyone ever post the video that cunt used to say he had but never shared
>>752251688
I think the vid was a big huge file, that was the story.
bump
>>752252786
I wish there was more of her then the usual 5 or 6 pics.
>>752253020
fuckin same man
Anyone know Lisa Boland from Bishopbriggs?
anyone in Aberdeen fancy sharing their nudes?
>>752253805
I wish. Who you looking for?
>>752253603
Got her noodes..
>>752253805
heres a tranny from aberdeen mate have fun
>>752253805
any tits that i share a city with
>>752240255
Ye I tried to start a Scottish general on r9k but it didn't gain traction I think with everyone here's support it could work tho I can't be fucked being op anymore tho
>>752240626
Fuck you
You can get fucking chibbed
