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Rekt bread
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>>752236558
when the beat drops
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>>752236493
At that point isn't it just humane to lethally inject him
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>>752236493
>>752236511
kill it
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>>752236757
What's the worst that could have caused?
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>>752236909
Fractured rib could puncture lungs or heart, broken sternum, concusion
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>>752236816
thats amazing

wheres the wound? wonder if it blew some teeth out? why didnt he shoot inside out and just puncture the one cheek?

id like to meet this fellow
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>>752236909
INSTANT FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>752237261
what about the head trauma?

shes young enough to still have a somewhat flexible skull but the brain only can take so much
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>>752236536
Is she epileptic or something?
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Mfw I've seen all this shit before. God damn /b/tards find some new shit already!
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>>752236536
wtf happened
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>>752237303
>>752236816
I'm pretty sure it was a blank and he didn't think it'd go through his cheek
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>>752236909
it snapped the kid's neck, he ded
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>>752236493

What's horrifying is that this is almost certainly some mentally disabled person rescued from a third world hellhole group home.
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>>752237426
Did he died?
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why does the worst shit always involve Asians? They seem to have no regard for human life.
Can an Asian please explain this to me?
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>>752237778
Interest story about blanks.
>movie set
>not sure which
>using two kinda of blanks
>one has no powder, but has bullets for a “loaded revolver” look.
>second are the fight scenes with just powder
>actor fucking around shoots the “bullet in” blanks.
>primer goes off and lodges bullet in barrel.
>time for fight scene
>powder blanks added to gun
>gun still has piece of lead in barrel
>blank actually fires bullet and kills dude
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>>752238337
they are overpopulated is most shit involve larger group of people
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>>752238062
Is this poop stuff? I’ll watch her head get taken off but I’m not about to watch poop stuff.
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>>752238377
I love The Crow
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>>752238451
No poop. Its like a 2 foot long dildo
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>>752238451
no she just shits out a 3m long dildo (it does not look that bad as it sounds)
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>>752237426
oh boi i think i just got triggered
everyone who was ever caught in a big as 7+ meter wave knows the fuckign horror my heart is doin 140 suddently
you cant immagine the shear force
your nothing
fuukkkkk
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>>752237883
source?
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>>752238089
Why is that horrifying? I'll never be disabled or in a third world hellhole
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>>752238506
made of sixx's log...
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>>752238643
4chan :P
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>>752238689
You silly
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>>752238451
nah she shits out a huge dildo
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>>752238451
What are you, gay?
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>>752236757
Always bothers me how they move around kids that probably suffered spinal damage.
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>>752238634
Ever since I was concussed in the middle of the pacific, I've had a healthy fear and fascination with the ocean
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>>752237027
why???. That dog has a serious problem. Should be executed.
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>>752238377
The Crow
Brandon Lee
it was a hit by the chinks to finish off the Lee bloodline.
wamen don't count
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>>752237586

People not dying on camera fast enough for you? Jesus
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>>752239143
>says the guy who knows nothing about dogs or animal behavior
those dogs shouldn't have been left alone
they are animals not people
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>>752238377
There was an actor that killed himself by shooting himself in the head with a blank. The paper wadding it shot out against his temple and either the impact killed him or it managed to penetrate the skull. I can't remember which
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>>752236353

Fun fact: the ambulance is at fault for that accident. they are required to obey all traffic laws even with lights on.
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>>752238009
this might have happened.
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>>752237652
What. In the fuck?
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>>752237489
Nerve gas
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is it halfway through being scrapped or something?
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>>752239143

Why??? Niggers have a serious problem. Should be executed.
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>>752239460
That picture has absolutely nothing to do with that video
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>>752237426
where do they go?
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>>752239688
My guess would be severe internal hemorrhaging due to some sort of blunt-force trauma. Just a guess tho, breddy fucked to look at.
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>>752237460
walk it off pussy
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>>752237586
kill yourself and film it for us then asshole
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>>752238248

>underwater
>has scuba gear on

i think he is fine. just has to swim a little more.
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>>752237639
>>752237489
she had a seizure, my best guess is that it was caused by the flashing lights

https://youtu.be/MTFrd-ORDIk?t=1m46s
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>>752237491
Bird gas
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>>752237883
qt
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>>752238046
>About to die drowned
>Does nothing at all
Damn you gotta hit the edge of the window with the steel part of your headrest, or have one of those little hammers to break windows
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>>752240477
In my country we don't have ambulances
nobody dies o get sick.
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>>752237586
Kill yourself and film it to give us more material, edguardo autisto
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>>752236353
In Soviet Russia ambulance rides you.
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>>752238009
what happens when dumbasses try to play military pilot
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>>752239688
>>752239990
It's a film. It's makeup. Every damn time it's posted some dunce asks what it is....
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>>752236787
Delorean
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>>752240882
It was not his fault tho, the guy in the red plane didn't even take a look to see if the place was safe to take off
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>>752236353
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>>752239688
You've been slipped acid, anon.

>>752239990
Probably fluid (blood) pooling under the skin.
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>>752237027
This makes me so happy. Fuck Yorkies
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>>752236558
Shit was he ok?
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>>752237027
lol, when people think huskies (or related, hurrr) are anything but work dogs. That little shitzu or whatever triggered his mauling instincts. Oddly satisfying to watch.
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>>752237883
>>752237883
This Is why I cheated on my ex so god damned much. She couldn't take a cumshot, whether it be in her mouth/throat, or on her face, for shit, flenching, and being way over dramatic about it. Nothing cute, or hot about this prude.
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>>752236787
I thought cars were unable to get hit by lightning
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>>752241648
>>752241490
Whoooaaaaa! u gise are cool! Can I come over and play playstation with you?
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>>752241648
I own small dogs, and I also know that huskies like killing small animals because they hunt. I would not leave my dogs alone with a husky
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>>752238046
So, this bitch has 20 minutes to do something to get herself out of that situation, and instead she chooses to shine her flashlight, panic and die.
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>>752241490
Yea /b/ro
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>>752236787
They went back in time and then back again to the present. To the observer, they seem to being still in the present.
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Why does rekt always turn into a bunch of crying
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>>752238046
she deserves the fucking darwin award, what the fuck
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>>752241879

Women have no survival instinct beyond screaming and panicking until a man comes and helps them.
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>>752241797
>implying I play vidya
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>>752236787
>Lightning attracts zombie horde
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>>752241879
She didn't want to get her shoes wet by opening the door.
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>>752241797
worthless dogs...bottom of the food chain in Canis lupus familiaris
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>>752237680
Third world circumcision?
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>>752242441
That's Hyde Park, m8.
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>>752240125
Never scubbad before. I didn't know if that was a scenario that was common or rips all your gear of/smashes you into rocks until you die.
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>>752236536
> Leathally inject them
> Kill them
> Put them out of my misery.
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>>752237586
Ron Perlman?
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>>752241879
Gender equality all you want, women are always expected to "be saved when in trouble". But this doesn't always work when they are left to their devices. I guess it's the "social creature" kindof strategy.
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>>752241808
Both my huskies were incredibly nice. They never attacked anything and that was in a house with 4 to five dogs. My mom hoards animals.I
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>>752243063
English trannsdialation please
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>>752241239
Yurt
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>>752241118
What film then?
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>>752237027
Long Duck down at the City Wok should know better than to let the meat walk around unprocessed in the dining room.
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>>752243327
Oh excuse me I haven't expressed myself eloquently on a forum online in my 5th language.
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>>752243844
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>752243844
would you french kiss her for 1 million dollars?
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>>752237027
MOOOOAR!
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>>752243844
she says 'kill me' over and over.
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>>752240125
Depends on where it leaves him
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>>752242291
All those people swarming out of nowhere was more interesting than the lightning
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>>752243844
And yet, here in the US, parents get prosecuted when their straight-a student misses too much school.
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>>752244558
Dominican Republic... Wtf happened?
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>>752238451
i always thought i was alone with that
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>>752237027
Lol, niggers are exactly the same.
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>>752237303
His name is kasper white. Some shit rapper who did it for a music video.
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>>752244293
Sorry, I was typing a post on /b
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>>752244558
KEK filename
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>>752238046
pop the trunk
climb out the window
anything
for fucks sakes
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>>752243844
ffs bro wadu hek!??
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>>752241761
do you know how electricity works?
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>>752237027
he was asking for it
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>>752237460
thats me when i get necked by my friends
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>>752236536
>she a back up dancer, fuck her. focus on the three queens
kek
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>>752237491
dumbass birb stood no chance
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>>752237652
nerve gas
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>>752247017
psychic surgery. nice!
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>>752236511
How is this nigga even alive
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>>752236558
Did he died? It doesn't look like he's breathing
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>>752247017
its like, you know its utter savagery when they use their bare hands.
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>>752241761
its not that they are unable to be hit by lightning, its that they are safe (at least most of the time) due to the faraday cage the bodyshell creates
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>>752236787
fucking zeus
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>>752237883
id hate it if my girl was like this
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>>752247017
did they just pull his heart out with their bare hands while the guy is still alive?

that's pretty metal
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>>752240285
That was a full seizure. Doesn't have to have an external trigger.
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>>752239344
J.E. Hexum
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>>752243844
nerve gas?
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>>752245225
Nigger chimped out and tried to run through a glass door.
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>>752248108
no a liver, maybe it's not look like a liver, but on this video with sound they yell, about: we have your liver motherfucker, but in brazilian
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>>752237027
The canine of peace!
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>>752236787
Man, if I just saw lighting strike, I would not pile into a big ass group that’s for sure. I’m gone.
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>>752238248
>>752240125
it looks like he got pulled toward the surface pretty fast which could be a big problem if he had a lung full of air and didn't have time to depressurize.
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>>752237383
Pretty much this children's heads are fucking massive compared to their neck and body, children's heads are more elastic then adult though to make up for the fact they are fucking melons, if they father landed with all his weight on the center of the head or the neck the kids fuckered, if it's the cheek or chin the kid can just walk it off though.
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>>752241761
cars can get hit by lightning but, if there are people inside they will not be electrocuted because the car will act like a Faraday cage.
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>>752239688
>>752239990
It's a subcutaneous emphysema. The person quoted below is trolling you or retarded. Possibly both.
>>752241118
yeah you, faggot.
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>>752241257
do all indians have that "rubbery/cartoonish" movement? laughed my ass off when he fell
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>>752237426
obviously reversed
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>>752243060
I thought I was the only one who saw that
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>>752249421
yeah because bubbles float upwards in reverse. SOmetimes I forget there are people as stupid as you in this world.
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>>752244270
If there were something there to french kiss. yes
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>>752249885
the bubbles are actually following the diver
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Thread reported! disgusting faggots..
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>>752236511
How the fuck does it even get to that point!?
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>>752236536
I've never seem such concentrated nerve gas.

At least, not since Auschwitz.
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>>752250386
fuck you my mother is dead
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>>752250131
nobosy falls for this shit you cunt. You are like the retards that have the spider or fly on their youtube profile. You arent a genious. You are just embarrasing yourself bitch. Fuck off and post relevant shit instead you fucking 12 year old little cunt. i will fucking find you, kill you and then rape you till you fucking die.
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>>752250666
kek
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>>752237426
>>752238248
"The scuba diver John Hoover was sucked up by a powerful submarine wave in a torrent of bubbles. These current rapids are called a current of tearing (riptide ), a kind of current of very powerful in-depth return which takes with him all which is on its passage. The scene was filmed to Nakalele Point ( Maui) in Hawaii and the diver was not hurt during this experience of dive"

Not a rekt video, more like an advanced rollercoaster
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>>752244689
Wtf is wrong with people in Asian countries?! Dude looks at the guy then goes to get the shit out of his backseat... wtf mate?
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>>752237680
That's some goddamn concentration though.
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>>752250666
LOL U MAD BRO
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>>752236511
people dont realize the maggots are likely medical use: they go after only necrotic tissue
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i dunno
on the one side i lurk rekt threads on a regular basis without emotions
on the other hand it destroys my faith in humanity
how can we possibly evolve as a species with so much savagery
fucking niggers and sandniggers and whatsoever are literally stuck on the primal level and not better than fucking chimpanzees
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>>752236536
its pretty fucked they put an epileptic on a stage with tons of flashing lights
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>>752243844
Well at least when go to blow a load in her face hole she won't see it coming...
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>>752250666
Somebody shit themselves
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>>752250666
The Dark Lord Pepe speaks!
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>>752238062
Seen a video where a bitch shoves a 3ft long dildo into her anus, but the dildo wasn't really bendable... I just wonder how they don't fucking puncture their intestines.
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>>752241239
You cant see over the engine when you are in takeoff position. Sounds like a controller issue tbh. Hes lucky he didnt take a prop.
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>>752247017
Indiana jones?
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>>752243810
Nah dude you did fine that guy is just a prick and he didnt even spell translation right.
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>>752243844
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/vietnamese-person-no-face-158912/
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>>752250666
I think you spooked this guy
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>>752250666

you just tribbied my nibbies
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>>752250491
Haa so funny.
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>>752237027
That's it for fluffy.
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>>752252390
haha tiny dick
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>>752252390

Paralympics now.
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>>752250666
Fitting trips
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>>752252626

show bobs an vangene?
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>>752244558

"STOP RESISTING!"
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>>752243844

"My master, Sauron the Great, bids thee welcome."
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>>752236511

Ferrero Rocher
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>>752242291
>>752244975

kek, for real
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>>752251024
theres a possibility she didnt know, or hadn't had one in a long time
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>>752250386
I'm keeping this
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>>752244293
darwin would be proud
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>>752236558
any idea on what happened?
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>>752253697

ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>752253697
Natural gas or the engine still running while pumping gas or some shit like that I'd assume
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>>752252390
Thats some scoliosis right there!
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>>752237027
But why did the husky attack? Maybe the little guy brought up his dead wife.
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>>752243809
Hip and knee replacements are fucking violent to watch. My brother asked for the video of his knee replacement surgery and only watched it once. We just sat there watching the DVD they gave him and then looked at one another and agreed to not watch that again...
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>>752249097
well it's not exactly likely to strike in the same place twice
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>>752237883
can we see slut 1-5 now please?
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>>752244558

gross, let him die, he must have aids
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>>752236353
new rapid deployment
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>>752254279

Too late, he's already got eight kids out of wedlock.
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>>752236511
dude died after his wound/exposed skull cleaned out of maggets. Cant find the liveleak link, but last time i read it was kinda in its vid description
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>>752253917
There's no fire, though
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>>752254649
you can see smoke continuously coming out, so i'd assume theres fire.
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>>752250386
Good luck with that.
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>>752236558
he trew
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>>752236787
were did all those niggers come from?
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>>752254938
this upsets me
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>>752255123
S C O L I O S I S
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>>752254938
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>>752236353
duh ambalamp need he own ambalamp
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>>752236536
this is hat happens when they say 'any one can do anything they want!' bs, an epileptic cannot handle this, no matter how much they try
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>>752250666
Settle down Satan
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>>752255053
How do chinks manage to be this retarded?
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>>752254788
this is rekt lol damn
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>>752254938

Deyz gewwwd
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>>752250666
Calm down, Satan.
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>>752254938

fucking niggers...
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>>752236816
i'm sry, wut?
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>>752255397
This is like when Bicyclists block traffic but the other way around.
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>>752255486
fucking niggers
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>>752255567
Thank fucking christ I don't like in fuck hole China. Why have a 1 child law when you've got plenty of population control through shitty driving.
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>>752254788
nerve gas?
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>>752239445
No they are not. They should slow down when there is a red light, and everybody else must stop, and then the ambulance can continue going through the red light.
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>>752237639
the grill had a sizer the others couldn't stop cos they are lip sinking to music if they stop to help the grill they expose them selves

they didn't now they expose them selves to be heartless evil lbitches they stange hand should have stoped it to take the grill out
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>>752256031
Mustard Gas
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>>752255805
looks like he needs some new shocks for his car he's riding in
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