Celeb thread cont.
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>>752230354
She's so sexy
Fuck off Herman
Legacy Clawie
>>752230867
Gotta get paid so I can buy my Katy Perry ticket...
>>752231671
You are a worthless cunt and no one will ever love you
>>752231462
>kate will never look at you like that
welp time to invest in some helium
>>752231462
>>752231462
so hot
>>752231462
maaan, doesn't matter how old she is, shes hot AF
>>752231884
stay mad, dipshit
>>752232234
She's so sexy
>>752232363
agreed
>>752231167
Respectably dressed Maisie goes sucks off boys in the toilets
>>752231671
Good luck anon! I hope you can get close to those tits
>>752232541
fapfap
>>752232613
Never
>>752230708
Clawie <3
>>752232464
You have disc or kik?
>>752230354
I want her cornish game hole.
>>752232854
Oh, wait it's a herman thread
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>752233157
M with the good body
>>752233256
that fucking body
>>752233324
dude, don't scare me like that. put a spoiler on that shit
>>752232231
>being this new
>>752233505
milfy goddess
>>752233735
fuck i want o lift that dress up and bury my face in that ass
>>752233324
I think she's genuinely a cutie too. Sexy body, cute face, cool personality. I'd smash her cunny in
Hello!
oh my, the thousands of men who
constantly ask ari if they can
suckle of one of her tiny strawberry
sized breasts! They say three squeezes
is all they can hope for from so small
a tit container yet that has more,
value than D204 dark plutonium
which in all the universe for
a cupful amount really only exists!
>>752233922
She's got a great body and a super cute face. There's no sensible option but to smash
>>752233873
>>752234066
mmmm
>>752234126
Name?
>>752234376
this strange man kept coming up
to little ari asking for a cup of bum!
before she could enter a plea he
fell at her shoes and begged to kiss
her feet! again she slough him
off only to find him licking the floor
spots she stepped walking away!
>>752233922
Pls don't smash. She's a tiny girl.
>>752234126
>>752234447
Emma Dumont
>>752234311
Dat Hayley ass
>>752234607
Her body is amazing
>>752234506
kate needs my load so bad
>>752234723
*smack*
ari doesn't know why so many
people go crazy about her bum!
>>752234598
Peerrrfeecct to smash. Smash her up against a wall, against the floor... I suppose in a bed.
>>752235403
What if she gives you a signed poster, will you refrain from smashing
>>752234634
It's a good thing you posted that because I didn't notice the ass at first
>>752235586
Hmm.. okay, I'll just cuddle and kiss her. Is she okay with that?
>>752235586
>>752235686
She has a bf
>>752235870
Well now she has two. Or I'll just be her makeout buddy on the side. Look, it's that or smash, soooo... she's gotta pick.
no celeb #1?
celeb #1
>>752235972
>hfw you wouldn't get passed her m8s or her bodyguard
I need someone to love me when I can't. I've been alone for too long.
>>752234598
Carlsberg! Must have one now
>>752236896
Get off your ass and make it happen then!
>>752236565
That little...
ANON SMASH!
lmao she looks extra jewy in this pic, not that its a bad thing
>>752234607
>>752236325
There's only room for one Emma on this board! All hail Best Emma!
>>752236959
I've ran out of time and money. I don't have enough to afford my rent, just a bus ticket to leave town. I don't want to be homeless but I don't want to live like this anymore either. I used to work and try but never was I happy.
I love you friend.
she looks like such a raging bitch, i love it
>>752231462
before or after she sucked Harvey's cock
>>752237054
>POW!
>tackled by bodyguard
>>752237255
she probably put her cigarette out on your junk with the spike her heel and spit on you for leaving the toilet seat up
>>752237257
Hah, Harvey couldn't handle her, she was more likely to go after him then he went after her. He liked them younger and more gullible, not the cougar/predator type
>>752237074
did someone say
BEST EMMA
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>>752237346
damn look at the rock Channing put on her finger
>>752237563
>>752237284
With that look, it makes me think she's going to capture me and tease me mercilessly.
>>752237678
>>752237741
>spice girl
>best anything
Sad.
>>752237610
she is subtley giving the finger to the creeper taking the pics
ari pretended to squeeze some poo
out of her bum hole as she bent on stage!
then she asked if she really dropped
her brown bum ointment how many there
would be interested to lap in all up;
no more than every hand arose from
the pouring crowd, faster than ari
could count, annunciating some sort
of first hand first up scenario, as if
by hungry men, having no meal in
three weeks and as thin as
snakes, or bird like in appearance,
merely pecking on lawn grass~!
>>752237845
Tell her what you want, what you really really want
>>752237255
shes just mad Channing Tatum left her to suck cock in peace
>>752237741
pic related is literally the only spice girl worth a second look
>>752237202
Have you ever tried going out? And I don´t mean only drinking and stuff like that, but joinig clubs or organizations that interest you? You could meet people there that care for you and eventually make you happy.
>>752238184
That's laughable. Ha!
>>752238184
nigger
>>752237734
can't tell how many times i fapped for her when i was younger
>>752238199
I live in a very small and secluded town of roughly 5,100 people. There isn't much to do here but to be truthful I've never really tried to socialize.
People don't interest me and I care about little else than celebs which is why I post here in all the time. I guess I need to find a hobby.
Until just a few weeks ago I had a job and was going to the gym but I stopping showing up to work and to the gym and started getting drunk every other day until I spent all my savings.
I've spoken with psychiatrists but I feel they underestimate just how bad things are, I think that they feel I'm lazy which I don't feel that I am otherwise I'd never bother getting a job, I'd just collect welfare.
I do try, I just don't feel I get much happiness out of it. Don't worry too much about me.
>>752237962
I wanna really really really wanna bestemma ha
>>752239007
I got you fampai
>>752237409
He tried it when she was 17, told him she school tomorrow and had to leave.
>>752234789
tfw you're fat and your boobs aren't even as big as a skinny girl's
>>752239330
>the face when she still uglier than the fat girl
>>752238794
I think you care about people, even if it´s just a bit. And finding a hobby might be the best way to socialize, after all you get together with people with about the same interests as you. Are you trying to get a new job or have you given up already?
>>752237541
Nina less than three!
little ari creamed her best panties
a nasty brown smear when the
audience shouting scared her so bad!
baby is used to the crowds but this lot
with several bum nutty freaks wouldn't
stop shouting in her ears, even when
the moments of quiet between songs
had come!
>>752236912
Who?
>>752239655
>rbf
>>752239655
Nina is delicious
>>752239796
isla fisher
>>752239509
I only lost my job three weeks ago and I've not tried looking for a new one since since for the longest time I've been wanting to leave this town and this time I thought for sure that I was going to and that I would be happy to, but now that it's on my doorstep I'm worried and am having second thoughts.
I think I can be happy here, theoretically. I've quit many jobs and it reflects on my resume. It's only going to get harder especially in such a small town where people talk.
I want to stay here, moving to a big city would be better if I wanted to be homeless, but I don't though if I am I don't want to be homeless here where everyone knows me.
It's not so much about what I WANT to do, it's what the fuck am I SUPPOSED to do? I'm completely lost.
>>752239962
>camel-toe presses
Just do porn already.
>>752239962
Yummy!
>>752240139
That would literally make me die from fapping
>>752239796
judging by the titty creases, she's 40+, so who cares?
no no ari is just not that type of girl!
she is pure and never kisses fellow
genders on their red lipped mouths!
>>752240741
>hot
>no tongue
keep this fake ass shit to yourself, anon
>>752240305
OMFG
Cfmeltoe pls
>>752240131
Man, I´m probably the worst person to give you advice on how to live your life
If life would be easy you could move to another bigger town and see if you can work there and try to socialize, but I know that´s unlikely to happen from one day to the other.
Why would you want to be homeless though? That´s just a dead end i think.
Ever considered joining the military? Maybe that could help you get back in line.
>>752239444
Don't you have a jealous white boi thread of men eating each other's ass to hang out in?
>>752241072
lol herman mad as fuck nobody cares about his shitfu
>>752241170
keep eating
>>752241125
>>752241125
eeewwww.
damaged goods.
ari is not a ho bag with opened legs,
crocked set for any secret amour
in any secret place or behind any
city tree trunk!
>>752241301
you wouldnt?
>>752240394
>>752240767
moar
>>752241125
mommy
>>752241369
nah.
first fucked by daddy.
then fucked by posh jewboy.
damaged goods 2x over.
>>752241448
who woulda thunk that one simple picture with a kenyan faggot would fuck with your head to the point that you can no longer function as a human being?
>>752241061
I don't want to be homeless, but I have no money. And due to my roommate bailing out at the last second I've been living alone paying too much for rent that I don't think the government is going to be happy about paying if I go on welfare.
Joining the military doesn't seem like such a bad idea at this point.
I don't want to take any more of your time, I hope you're doing well and I appreciate you chatting with me.
I think I'll stay here and worst case scenario if I become homeless I'll turn my bus money into beer money and kill myself.
>>752239007
Ask and ye shall receive.
>>752241448
keep going pls i want to cum to her
>>752241448
Fucking wow!
>>752241534
I hate when I get older and don't know who the celeb is.....I like to know them for a bit before I think dirty thoughts in my mind about them
>>752241534
>>752241403
She's so damn fine
>>752230780
Fuck you, nigger!
>>752241757
Simply gorgeous.
>>752241061
>>752241692
Do you faggots mind? You're killing the vibe in here.
>>752241977
yes
This thread lacks ginger
>>752242009
qt3.14
>>752242008
>>752242173
go on
so many little men are
asking if they can sniff ari's farts!
she teases them with abloom,
making them wish in the mind
they can drudge her brown hole
of all her dirty smut and mutton
or drink her fountain of all the juice
her body contains!
>>752242112
Can't get enough of her perfect face
>>752241719
>>752242271
me neither tbqhwu
>>752242245
And then you die
>>752242370
Fucking love Shannyn
>>752242442
fuck you motherfucker
>>752242370
>>752242463
Eh ? what did i do ?
>>752242236
Better start jerking.
>>752242605
oh Canada
>>752242695
what happened to her
>>752242500
>>752242434
Voight-Kampff that chick, she's a replicant.
>>752241692
See, that´s one thing that could work out for you.
Military is could be one solution, maybe you´ll find something else that keeps you occupied and grants you a roof over the head, but just giving up on life and killing yourself while homeless is probably the lamest way to go.
Just try it, try it all, and if you fail at finding work anywhere, fail to become happy somehow and even fail to go somewhere where you have close to no responsibility and worries other than following orders, you have maybe a reason to quit.
But just try for once, Anon.
>>752242332
I love this webm.
>>752242605
GROPE THE GIRL
>>752241780
>>752241784
>>752242295
>>752242696
Canada has nothing to do with their gayness its probably kit harringtons fault
>>752241721
wow. your gifts are akin to what you'd receive from your father from the discount bin at kmart
>>752242900
wat
>>752242830
>some dude trippin on acid
Y?
>>752242837
Fucking hell she's gonna make me cum.
>>752241237
man feet
>>752242785
You're so sweet, it's rare to find someone like you, did you know that?
I'm going to take care of myself and do my best. Thank you friend. I hope someday I can help you.
>>752242695
