Flamingos are fucking stupid
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Flamingos are fucking stupid
Fucking one legged faggots
I wonder what the inside of its neck feels like
Yeh it's about time someone said it. Boom. There it is.
You know these things like dick by the way they look
>>752223485
flamingo = phoenix
>>752223485
is this ylyl?
>>752223485
this raises several questions:
1) who is stupid?
2) does stupid like being fucked by flamingos?
3) is all this fucking consensual?
Imagine how they can throw that as back with that knee fuckery
>>752223485
yeah, i mean, what the fuck flamingos? Get your shit together goddamn
Pink fuckballs
Digits say I fuck a flamingo and post the video on YouTube.
>>752224019
>who is stupid?
You
>does stupid like being fucked by flamingos?
No
>is all this fucking consensual?
No
Ive always dreamt of being gangraped by these monstrosities
>>752224172
how would that even work?
also, that would be the best "and that's why i'm gay" explanation.
I bet that if wed work together a flamingo couldnt win, like, OP you step on its neck after i lure it and ill kick the body with the force of a thousand suns. Gotta watch out for the knee fuckery tho
>>752224172
kek
top post anon
We gotta watch out tho, i could fight 3 flamingos at once myself, unless i was like standing at the top of a staircase and they were trying to get upstairs, then id probably be able to take on a lot more
If we work together we could dispatch a few of them from the shadows, just kick theyre kneecaps from behind
You just know these fuckers are hiding something big underneath those feathers
How would it be to gangrape a flamingo tho
I bet theyd like it, i mean theyre just gay ostriches
Wed sneak up on them and win theyre trust, and when they least suspect it break their knees and enter their anus
After that we could ductape their legs to their backs and either use them as a fucktoy or as a statement to other flamingos
>>752225169
yeah, those knees gotta snap like twigs
But again, we might be stronger but nobody can take on an entire flock on their own, baseball bats will come in handy
>>752223485
Maybe hatefucking is an option for you OP?
>>752225371
>this is how i die
These ones just dont do the trick anymore
What they lack in strength they make up in speed and tactics though
Break the legs and youll break their spirit
>>752224737
>something big
what, like being mythical beings able to be reborn from their own ashes?
Did you know flamingos are allergic to baseball bats?
They also smell bad, cuz they pee on themselves to stay cool.
>>752225765
Penisses anon, dont be delusional
