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Waifu kureimu taimu
Previous: >>>>752200603
Rules
>Kureimu your Waifu/Husbando.
>No Kureimingu Waifus/Husbandos that have already been kureimu.
>Only one kureimu per anon.
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed.
>Keep this thread a peaceful one.
>No sexually explicit images
>If you're posting images you're not lurking .
>3D is almost always trash.
>Joining means a reserved place among us.
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>752216277
>What class do you play?
>I wish I had magic cards flipping abilities
Wow you can read French. Gotcha.
RAM claimed.
>>752216343
good morning Holo
>>752216025
What shall we do?
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>752216431
What class though
Yeah, je peux parler le français aussi, mais ma grammaire est horrible lul
Nya~
>>752216445
Were you lurking or did you switch avatar
>>752216470
good morning again!
finally managed to push the thread to image cap
>>752216470
....uhhh pets, milk, naps. Long talks about mental health evaluations
>>752215999
Just would look wonderful on me I think
>>752216343
Good morning!
Altera claim
https://youtu.be/exeSPBPlHos
>>752216549
yup...I think that was first 150 on /waifu/
How is you?
>>752216560
That's the greatest answer
Chen > lift music> your favourite band/singer/music artist > your waifu
>>752216731
When you say lift music do you mean music you lift to or elevator (lift) music?
>>752216773
Elevator
>>752216516
Currently CNJ, I'm not far into the game yet.. I'm actually just a noob
Waiting on Senjougaharara to play further
Also, why is your grammar 'so bad'?
>>752216678
I meant that I was trying to end last thread so I could claim my Holo.
I'm starting to feel sick. Hopefully, I'll heal in a day or 2
>>752216731
flipping the truth doesn't make it less true
>>752216856
oh...well I dun goof'd then
well here she is right ^_^
>>752216343
>Ayeee, spice and Wolf content
Take this gift
>>752216731
My cat just gave me head boops
>>752216549
I was lurking for a while while cooking breakfast. Switched what?
>>752216856
Nigga shut up.
>>752216929
Hey sexy waifu claimer.
You look good today, what is up with you in here? What a pleasant surprise!
Are you a new claimer? Be my waifu gf
>>752217014
I'm a dude who likes neko girls
Miss me with that gay shit nigga
>>752217045
Nigga that's me fuck off man
I bet you are a cute girl cat claimer who likes Arizona Ice Tea, Yung Lean and getting busted.
Rem claimed
>>752216960
I can also just never address myself to you again
>>752216938
>Switched what?
Please don't change!
So what's for breakfast today?
>>752216914
I appreciate the gift!
>>752216892
yep.
>>752217045
>>752217115
Oh shit, /b is back.
I missed you guys
>>752217115
I don't like Yung Lean much but the rest yeah.
>>752216609
Morning
Shinoa claimed ',:)
any more Fate claims in here?
>>752216678
A worth wild disuccion.
>>752217125
Good afternoon rems
>>752217173
Hello wise one
>>752217234
BLAUGH-Chan good morning
>>752217125
I think people are thinking that I switch from REM to RAM and from RAM to REM.
>>752217173
I am sorry, but I do not know what you are talking about. For breakfast oatmeal and a raisins (:
>>752217331
There's an astolfo and saber here. Idk If you've met them
>>752217331
Good claim.
>>752217387
well I did my news story this morning. It was on phobias and treatment of phobias...one of my two areas of expertise
>>752217387
Morning spoppy loli
REEEEEEEEEE
>>752217389
Confusion happens with the sisters
>>752217389
Just a reminder,
When a newfag uses emojis on a fucking imageboard, none will take him seriously.
>>752217173
Okay.
Don't.
>>752217191
Uh.
Good to meet you.
Let's lit some loud shit.
>>752217186
Haaai
>>752217501
Oh really now? That's so mean:(
>>752217422
I don't think I have
>>752217467
Thank you, fellow dark skin fan!
>>752217527
Is it?
I think I was quite nice to reply with that.
>>752217467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIdUBVjyY5A
>>752217578
They usally come late to thread. Around 7-11pm my time
>dark skin
They're lovely. 2D or 3D
>>752217610
Totes
>>752217389
>I think people are thinking that I switch from REM to RAM and from RAM to REM.
Not really, no. Only, there are quite a few people that claim multiple waifu(making them avatars).
> spider<-->shizu
I neeed to goo make myself a sandwich or something...
and I don't mind emotes because I'm heavily autistic
>>752217387
Hello kou-chan
>>752217578
Hello newcomer. You now have a reserved place here
>>752217487
RAM is obviously the better sister.
>>752217501
I am excited to have oatmeal and raisins for breakfast ( :
>>752217522
You already know me nigga
>>752217473
I like that picture. Very cute. Do you mean you were ON tv? I know that's your specialty. If like to eventually talk with you about it. Seems like a very rewarding experience.
>>752217487
How are you deer god. Why spoopy?
>>752217695
Oh, I see, my mistake.
>>752217695
Now I am confused because the OP said only one waifu. I can claim someone else too?
>>752217711
This makes me feel awkward.
>>752217695
so other than me messing up your cclaim, how you doing?
>>752217694
I'll try to stick around then, chocolate girls are the best girls
>>752217695
Thank you!
>Morning
It's already dark here.
>>752217826
I enjoy South Park, I have to watch the remaining seasons.
>>752217996
It's going great, based on current PC events
>>752218041 (You)
And feminism
>>752217891
Where are you from?
>>752217739
We were playing some roles, nigga. Like you were being a new poster I never seen around. but I also heard things about you.
Shake my head, I am so high, that just seconds ago, I went out to buy some arizona ice tea from the super market, I realised I was in my shorts and just a tank top, plus my flippers, but I bought the juice anyway and nobody seemed to care.
>>752217996
>>752218041
See I gotta say, and trust me when I say I know this is nothing but opinion...I think last season was horrible. It started out really great with PC Principal. Then a couple of decent episodes. Then the really cool Yelp episode...then it just drug out...same topic, over and over. I thought I was going to get freedom this season but yay...more Cartman and Heidi
but again that's just me
>>752218090
You got sauce for that sketch?
>>752217912
That doesn't seem too specific. But it seems like someone could find out who you are. That's why I keep my full occupation covered up with where i work. Be careful yami claimer.
>>752217695
Ive got another one for you holo llaammaa
>>752218129
Nu
>>752217828
>More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Claim the one you love and only her
>>752217828
Doing sick and pretty poopy. Little news from my gaming partner, so I'm just on standby for now. Trying to motivate myself to study a bit and work on a new orchestration piece, but it's not going well
>>752218129
siroiyuki
not hard
>>752218125
I do think that maybe giving a bit more thought on "why" the storyline goes as it goes, will give you more fun.
They're true faggots, true humans
>>752217711
Haven't seen the show to have a say. I just know some Dude dies and lives again, gay cat boy, I love emillia, blue hair sister is best and that's about it
>>752217796
Hungry and sleeeeepy. I want class to be over now lol. Bunny girl meme. Thats all
>>752217883
Thread isnt leaving anytime soon. Welcome to /waifu/ enjoy your stay in hell
>>752217891
Get a flashlight
>>752218210
true
well there is always that concern...but oops I did it already so there you go
>>752218261
I'm on my phone, even though I got an app for rev image search, I'm too lazy today
>>752218272
Hey smug
>>752218261
no I mean in the thread...Yami is one and only for me
I don't engage in the stealing
>>752217578
This place is good civilization.
>>752217620
The way the sounds blend is really relaxing.
>>752218380
HEh.
>>752218483
What if we aren't actually into women?
If I claimed my husbando I'd look like a massive fag
>>752216343
-wonders what kitty-thing is eating and tries to get a closer look-
Shiro
>>752217387
Hello there Vampire-chan
>>752217389
Aww, why do you think that?
>>752216856
I have a ninja, they're pretty fun too, although rogue felt really weak
Its bad because I don't get much practice, and was never good at grammar even when I was in school
>>752218380
nice! Do you have Hassan is fgo btw because I haven't gotten Altera?
>>752218271
I get the why...just wasn't for me. Truly just a small opinion. I don't begrudge anyone liking S16
>>752218629
Evil potatoes
>>752218564
Then I highly suggest you claim your true husbando. If a fag is what you are, I think you're better off not being ashamed of it.
>>752218787
I'm trying to go for white mage atm.. I don't even know much about other classes but I've always been a fan of massive heal. I like the risk of having someone die at the first slip-up I'll make... not sure if that's how important healers are in this game though. I'm hoping for it
>>752218855
No, been trying to avoid mobage.
>>752218332
>>752219072
D: -gets the kitty carrier and makes a call to the vet-
>>752219102
ah fair enough
>>752218067
Italy
>>752218272
It's foggy, almost like Silent Hill considering i'm a village of less than 3000 people in the mountains.
Where are you people from?
Up way too early...
>>752219301
NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY I'M A VILLAGE, I'M A HUMAN.
>>752219303
I feel like that one's your fault, considering before I went to lay down you were saying about how you planned to stay up more.
>>752219301
Shut up or I beat you fag country
>>752219344
You're a village in that you've had 3000 people inside you, got it
>>752219301
Oh. I'm from Texas
>>752219303
Sleep
>>752219301
I'm from America Mr. Village
>>752218787
>Its bad because I don't get much practice, and was never good at grammar even when I was in school
>I don't get much practice
Same btw
>>752219301
>Italy
sounds like 安江
>>752219431
And I did, till like 2.
>>752219530
Can't, too awake now.
wow
>>752220005
Choke yourself to sleep :)
>>752218727
Hey shiro
>>752218304
Your secret's safe with me
>>752218772
Now that there is a ram in the threads you find this to be good or bad? And how do you deal with the people that are accusing you of claiming both, which I know you're not
claiming Jill Stingray
Darkness claim
>>752220005
Sugoi.
>>752220160
well sometimes I forget these things...thank you anon
>>752220005
Fair. Spent the time going full autism?
>>752220097
wew
>>752220240
:cold_sweat:
repost
>>752217808
>I can claim someone else too?
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
Just stick with the one you love
>>752220199
>ifunny
>>752219530
>>752220005
I would like too see how neptune would look like if blackwashed.
>>752220150
Kinky Smugs.
>>752220203
Why is Assassin such a cute?
>>752220234
Yep. Although my autism will not be pleased till I get a Dorito to work on. Which requires quite the grind to unlock the junkyard/auctions....
>>752220469
When I figure out how to do it better, I'll take requests.
>>752220552
You'll manage it, I'm sure.
>>752220676
I know I will, that's the thing I'm spooked about...
>>752220777
>Dem 7's
Check'd.
>>752220552
Nibba lolicat.
>>752220469
Lemme get home
>>752220552
Now I'm creepy
>>752220914
Good for you to have something else to autism over, tbh. I might suggest other things in the sale if I can find them
>>752220922
image says she's not a loli
>>752218727
Cute
>>752218272
Any particular class? Pointless or just dry class?
>>752220204
I will ensure that tummy is protected.
>>752220303
The truth of that statement is top. You cant keep track of more then 1 perfect match for you. Or just get clones
>>752221092
What image?
>>752220150
lovely edits
>>752221143
I love you too kou-chan
>>752221166
the image
>>752221244
What about this?
>>752220922
Fair enough.
>>752221002
Nah, still just Smugs.
>>752221008
Oh lord, like what?
>>752221348
Ok.
That's cute af I yield
>>752221445
I'm not entirely sure yet, the point was I'd look.
>>752221143
ok I am off for a while
be back soon
>>752221244
adios for now to you as well ^_^
>>752221680
>>752221670
see ya in a bit!
yare yare daze my gaijin parents just dont understand that too diminsion love is just as emportant as three demonsional love -_-
rolls incoming
>>752221763
forsenE
it's not gay if the penis is feminine
roll
F
>>752222016
you got it dude
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>752222222
>>752221143
Medical class. I didn't get a lot of sleep and the Dr's voice isn't helping me stay up
>>752221244
Sad to say it isn't my work
>>752221445
Look buddy, I'm trying
>>752222079
zz
who wants me to write a story about their waifu?
if no one volunteers I'll just pick someone -_-
good nap
>>752222368
is ok
>>752222368
Pay attention nerd!
And off to play some Car Mechanic Simulator for me.
>>752222957
Do mine
I love Mozume!
>>752219072
Healers are pretty important when you're doing group content, so that's probably the right thing for you
宇宙の最も驚くほど才能豊かで美しい美しい乙女である黒木知子が主張されています。
>>752223400
Cute
>>752223257
Thanks!!
>>752223400
おーっ!エライね!
俺の賢狼ホロはただのいびきなどかかぬ女神のような存在である。
もっとも美しい心や姿を持つ相手は吾の賢狼ホロに違いないと言うことを知れっ!
>>752222368
Quick! Will a tertiary alkyl halide undergo an Sn2 reaction!? Explain your answer!
我の*
>>752223400
>>752223866
>>752224098
ok
>>752223400
>>752223866
>
>>752224171
>koume why are there news papers laid on the ground. Love you too wise one
>>752222368
Sounds rough. A real Ben Stein voice can kill you
>>752220469
It's shit, but I got bored.
>>752223894
yes... no
maybe...
i don't know
can you repeat the question
>>752216343
I CLAIM BEST BOAT
>>752224897
>mfw you think that's best boat
wow
>>752224980
she is best boat, come at me bitch boi
>>752225131
>entry-level shipgirl
>best boat
>>752224675
Cute
>>752225175
your put for best boat?
Best btw
>>752224674
>koume why are there news papers laid on the ground
kek
>>752224675
awesome claim
>>752224897
nice
>>752225462
Warspite. Dat almost-perfect English, and the accent...
>>752225462
Libeccio.
>>752218041
I'm thinking of PC muscle, but I know America's current PC crap has ruined all aspects of simple life.
>>752218125
It is not just you, liberalism has ruined TV
>>752218272
How about you give the first three episodes a try and if you don't like it you can drop it?
>>752218772
Because people are dumb.
>>752220303
What if the one I love... is you..?
>>752226034
objectively wrong
>>752225543
slut boat
>>752226194
I am too so it's fine
Aight faggots, dubs name so my Pokemon heart gold rival
>>752226218
are are a boat or a slut?
>>752226317
Rolling for Cuck
>>752226385
Yes
>>752226317
iii
>>752226506
can i sail you?
>>752226317
Dubs
>>752226612
Maybe
>>752226102
Then I can only be flattered
btw, how long have you been claiming Ram as your waifu?
>>752227096
Since episode four.
>>752227208
What a response
>>752227315
Yes, that was the first time I saw her and she made me smile.
>>752227586
Have you ever claimed in these threads before? or been on /waifu/ servers?
alllright
back and chilling again
>>752227678
No and no, I thought and still think these threads are dumb.
>>752227760
Cute.
>>752227850
you're not wrong
>>752224708
No! Too much steric hindrance for the backside attack!
>>752226177
Well it's not like your opinion means much to me.
>>752227845
hi!
>>752227850
thank you ^_^
I could say the same to you
so I will
cute
>>752227315
>it was a late hour
>anon and holo were relaxing on the couch snuggling after a wonderful dinner
>holo whispers to anon-kun "I've... g-got to use the restroom but I dont want to leave this moment."
>anon-kun smiles warmly to holo and says suggestively "don't worry holo-chan, you don't have to leave"
>holo gasps as anon-kun slowly reaches his hand down to her lower region.
>holo, blushing, pipes up to anon "W-What are you doing anon-senpai?! I n-need to relieve myself first!"
>anon-kun smiles devilishly as he slides her pants down
>"Don't worry holo-chan, as your husband, it is my job to help relieve you."
>Holo-chan begins to understand and nervously brings her bare hips close to anon's face.
>Anon brings his lips to gently push against the opening of holo-chan's anal cavity
>Holo gives out a little yelp. She is too nervous and shy to let it out but she feels the bowl filling up at the entrance.
>She tries to hold it all back but lets out a long fart right into anon's mouth
>Anon's eyes roll back as the scent hits him. He could feels the little flecks of liquidated shit dance on his tongue and could only hunger for more.
>Anon begins sucking like a vacuum on holo's rectum and holo can no longer resister the urge.
>Anon feels holo's butt stretch and he opens his maw wide to catch the long sloppy brown log that is forcing itself down his throat.
Continue?
>>752227850
Ive met some cool people in these threads. Not a bad place if you get over the claiming cartoons
>>752227760
Welcome my friend.
>>752227760
isn't this a bit lewd
>>752216343
I have been working a lot lately and haven't gotten the chance to spend my time with Mugi.. I was thinking of proposing but I feel like I'm working too much to build up the romance for it.. Christmas is coming and she's going to celebrate it with her family.. so maybe on new years or is that too cliché?
>>752228988
hello friend
>>752229317
maybe wait until she's 18?
Claiming best girl.
>>752229740
Good afternoon Saya!
>>752229293
Not really?
>>752229740
morning
