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>>752194233
classic nerve gas
fill this thread up motherfuckers
look at those little fuckers on the roof running away when they see it coming
>>752194772
good shit
>>752195040
this shit makes me so happy
>>752197204
That dog got REKT!!!!!
Fuckin rip
>>752197204
So coot c:
>>752194233
the news here in the usa never ceases to depress me but for fucks sake thank god i wasnt born in china
>>752197381
>coot
Fucking faggot, I hope you get gang raped by niggers.
>>752194536
>>752194233
Electrocuted
>>752195086
Booo
>>752195086
Oh man
>>752197612
lol, no my bf is white.
>>752197877
just two bros hanging out whats your problem sir
>>752197877
owo
Looks like im the one that got Rekt.
>Nice dubs
>>752197612
U mad bro
>>752197877
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
>>752195086
Eat shit nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqz4FYGRRbw
>>752198205
Ban
>>752197930
fucking hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgl28Wq0PGQ
>>752197877
I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too.
>>752198784
>I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before
>>752198784
>fucked by two guys
>state favorite position for dick to hit your prostate
>wrap legs around guy while taking it in the butt
You're very much a faggot
>>752198842
>Implying letting a guy bro-fuck you makes you automatically gay
Did you even bother to read the rest of my post?
>>752198784
This is a rekt thread not your faggot autobiography gaylord.
>>752198784
either is this bait, or then you just fucked up
>>752199169
Everything about your post screamed "im a flaming homosexual"
You let a dude fuck you and you enjoyed it
>>752199114
>>752199178
>>752199182
>>752199277
Do you all have trouble reading? I said I'm straight and I even have a gf. I just happen to enjoy getting stuffed up the ass.
How do you guys know you're not gay if you haven't tried it out? I tried it and at least I know for sure I'm straight now.
>>752199277
>Everything about your post screamed "im a flaming homosexual"
That's a pretty gay assumption, anon.
>>752198784
>>I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before
>>752199169
>>752199330
You were fucked by two different dudes. Your argument would have just a little tiny bit of merit if you just fucked one dude. But, if you sought out and did it a second time.
When I try a new restaurant or watch a movie and realize it's not my thing, I don't go back to it
>>752199330
Don't really give a fuck if your strait or gay. If it's not a video of you getting hit by a truck why are you posting. Shit this went downhill fast.
>>752199521
I wanted to make sure I'm straight, you homo. What's gay about that?
>>752199570
Are you new to /b/
>>752199649
It means you tried it once and wanted it again, confirming you're a faggot.
>>752199658
Nope
>>752199711
I'm sorry if you are retarded and insecure about your sexuality, faggot
>>752195086
all of my wats
>>752199771
Irony at it's best
>>752195040
that's how asian riders catch the bus
>>752197622
pity the fool that's (you)
>>752197930
Hi babe
Bump
>>752195086
nig
Saving the day
>>752200544
terrifying
>>752200544
oh panty
>>752197622
>being this 15-years-old
>>752200544
>shadman
>>752195016
Top Kek
>>752201146
Lol
>>752197877
Don't touch my car!
>>752195086
Asshole. Also, check em
>>752201575
I am not a skelly :(
>>752201778
Burn Skeleton
>>752201778
burn skeleton
>>752199649
if you were sure, u wouldn't have done it in the first place
>>752194233
That's some powerful nerve gas even made them smoke and stuff
>>752201778
born, skeleton
>>752201778
It's okay, I believe you.
>>752194233
Atheist are just a parasite.
>>752201631
Wrekt
>>752202661
Best part is that's a practiced maneuver, it's not the first time that kid has done that
>>752202661
Gets me every time. I am kinda impressed.
>>752202874
America, fuck yeaah !!
>>752202874
>not strong enough to hold one dog with that sort of strength
>hey better get two
>>752202946
Look at that fat cut give a shit about the cat.
I'm a dog person, but kill all pits and pit owners.
>>752198784
hot
>>752203028
So fake.
what good gore sites are there /b/ros?
>>752198784
>>752200544
Im glad we get to see the whole video great she was saved
>>752203028
that fucking sweater on the old guy
>>752201973
>>752202011
>>752202179
:( How would that even work! I am not a skeleton! for real!
>>752202661
>>752195086
Oh geez
>>752203530
>>752203356
Yeah it's super fake. Like, omg . That just didn't happen.
Faggot.
>>752195086
>>752195086
fk u got me
>>752202900
pretty sure legs aren't supposed to bend that way
>>752195086
can't take the risk
also fuck you
>>752203488
Just a few that I can remember from the top of my head:
Kaotic
Bestgore
Liveleak
Enjoy yourself, mein Führer
>>752195086
keck
>>752202874
Dog of peace strikes again
>>752195086
>>752201575
Well fuck, how'd you know?
>>752194233
Chink fried rice
HA
>>752204085
racist cuck
>>752195086
>>752194651
kek
>>752202874
what a stupid cunt, why walk two dogs that have that strength.
>>752202661
deserved for wearing slippers. We need more kids like him
>>752203028
fucking xbox fanboys
>>752194651
what passes for entertainment in some countries
>>752204521
damn.. poor little kid, whole family died just like that
>>752204453
fucking idiot not posting the uncut video
>>752204424
Should have poo in loo
>>752194233
Brace yourself Mericunt! China man gonna butthurt!
Btw Mericunt already fucked up by China man countless times before especially by Apple and iPhones.
>>752197204
MODS
>>752194233
damn nerve gas
>>752204542
why would someone do that??
>>752204521
almost a perfect score
>>752204542
Wut
>>752204358
Goddamn cocaine
>>752204701
thanks for waking me up cunt
>>752197204
is he kill ?
>>752204775
Like twice now
>>752195086
kek
>>752204358
>>752204732
does she give him blow or what the fucks happening'?
>>752204775
i wish
What's viola is it like drstroyable
>>752204500
I remember seeing this on RWJ back in the day
>>752204542
did she do it for revenge or this is some obscure American mating ritual?
>mfw thatsmyfetish.jpeg
>>752204358
best android Bishop cosplay i've ever seen
>>752203070
I feel like that was inevitable
>>752204589
kid later grew up to be the batman
>>752204772
how do you wake up with a soundless screamer ffs
>>752204955
It is terrifying.
>>752204955
S T O P C R A S H I N G
>>752204955
stop right there son
>>752204979
eyes were drooping cunt now im wide awake
>>752200544
The unedited version.
>>752204589
the kid hired the driver to murder his abusive parents.
>>752205028
shut up you faggot
>>752195086
fuck you
>>752204685
Rocket shoes.
>>752204022
i don't think the helmet worked
>>752195086
Get Countered
>>752205108
spontaneous combustion duh
>>752195086
shit!
>>752198784
I'm not sure how you could get any gayer than that anon.
Maybe by being a huge faggot and still denying it?
For the record I've got no problems dicking a willing mangina.
>>752205132
Holy shit old dude looks like my dad
>>752198842
No, you're not
>>752204003
this is so funny
K
>>752205195
electrified?
>>752202807
Bride delivery service, 30 minutes fresh or your money back
>>752205079
that gusset tho
>>752203070
Now that is rekt
>>752203530
National geographic is getting desperate with new videos of apes and landwhales
>>752204453
Basically Viets and Ching Ching gooks aint no different. They does share the same cheebyeness!
>>752205195
wtf? raw sauce?
>>752204521
STUPID CHINA!
Every one posting the same shit thread by thread is fucked with a huge stick.
>>752204358
>drink this mana potion, it will restore your mana
>>752205529
My bet is on nerve gas.
>>752204701
This shit is never scary. It's dumb.
>>752205559
thx for your contribution, anon
>>752204459
Them some hard titays
>>752205195
A true nerve gas death
>>752199330
Getting fucked in the ass disqualifies you from using the term straight to describe yourself. The fact that you had to try it out to discover something about it means you're not straight. You sir are some shade of gay. Not Takei gay perhaps, but sure as fuck it's a fruity tone.
>>752205608
you know no one's getting to their destination on time now, selfish cunt
>>752203043
here a better idea keyboard warrior, try to. I feed you to my 5 pits.
>>752205706
Dude, it's not gay as long as your penis makes contact with another penis.
>>752202874
Such a peaceful and loving breed.
>>752205811
>>752202874
It's obliviously the cat's fault, it remembered my dogs of their ancient hatred of niggers!
bullshit aside if you cant' handle sugh big dogs you shoudn't own them.
>>752204701
die nigger
>>752205846
doggo gone wild
>>752205772
The best part of these videos are those that calmly walk off the platform, realizing they're not going to go where they need to go.
>>752204645
> iPhone
> manufactured in Taiwan
> China victory!
lol
>>752198066
Shut up fag go away
>>752195086
fck man!
>>752205784
> calls out a keyboard warrior
> immediately keyboard warriors with the force of a thousand faggots
Compensating for your own insecurities?
>>752206099
What happened?
>>752206174
Nope. If I did I would add guns, you silly beta.
>>752205997
fuck you, satan
>>752206231
The fuckn cat pissed. Cat piss is horrendous
>>752206099
OH WOW
>>752204022
Fake. Working nigger?
>>752206050
she ded?
story?
>>752205997
how to ruin this nigger's life?
>>752204701
pretty sure this just gave me a seizure.
Who do I Sue? 4chan or the IP that posted this?
>>752204775
sadly yes :(
Fucking webms, why don't people post gifs anymore, webms won't play on my phone
>>752205784
Lmao, you sound exactly like the type of neckbeard faggot who owns 5 pits and thinks your just the toughest shit out there. Pro tip - kill yourself before your faggot dogs do.
>>752204459
<when you have a perfectly good body you want to ruin with aesthetic surgery>
>>752205915
>>752194651
Zooooom
>>752206582
Dont own a fucking iphone then lmao. What a waste of money.
>>752197204
Weird, no shovel dog
>>752206535
won't do anything, get over it.
>>752206238
Seems to me that posting a meme about how little you care is the same thing as getting all butthurt from caring too much but not wanting people to know that you're all... you know... butthurt.
>>752204446
Mr.Fantastic Origins.webm
>>752206949
kek
>>752200532
thanks danger dog!
>>752206099
Dude what?
>>752201778
you cant escape your fate, anon. we're all spoopy skeletons dressed in a meat costume.
I am saddened by this thread
>>752205132
if some left wing piece of hipster shit touched my dog, let alone throw it like that, I would viciously murder them right there and then on the street
>>752203070
Hegondie.webm
>>752207198
No, you wouldn't. You'd whine and bitch about it on the Internet in the hope that you can convince some people to believe you're badass because, to you, that's basically the same as actually being badass, but you aren't.
>>752205608
Can someone edit in the Mario jump sound when he jumps
>>752204542
>Implying that grease won't give her a UTI, and that people already eat pussy.>>752204542
>>752195086
wgwehweh
>>752198784
As long as your dicks didn't touch
>>752198784
>I'm a straight guy
>Took these guys in the ass
>made me squeal
>I'm a straight guy
>STRAIGHT
>>752204113
"please let this be a normal fieldtrip.."
>>752207608
Being gay means you're attracted to men.
Being fucked and having your prostate stimulated doesn't make you gay, by definition.
>>752205560
>bitch, i need health not mana godamnit!
>>752207726
Hes not wrong. "Stimulate my prostate, but that doesnt mean i like you."
>>752205359
satisfying as fuck
>>752207726
>suposedly not attracted to men
>gets fucked in the ass by at least two dudes
>squals, almost has an anal orgasm, is happy to share his experience here
STFU, you queero
>>752205608
The lady in the white with the husband and kid smiles and then looks at the camera.
>>752207400
kys nigger
>>752205148
u4u45u45u45u
>>752204542
I'd eat that
>>752195086
gabagool
>>752205195
Froze on the circuit. 110 will kill you but slowly.
>>752195086
Fuck
>>752202661
Kek'd heartily
>>752202900
>car starts to roll towards street
>attempts to leave the car instead of stop it
I swear to fucking God.
>>752197877
awwwww so romantic
>>752204446
here you can see the new undressing machine
>>752202874
bon appetit petit chiens
>>752204976
underrated
>>752206461
Yeah it was just two friends on holiday.. think the tits may have been newly divorced or some shit I can't remember. Died instantly, though
>>752195086
sage in all fields boys
>>752205997
no way you can kick a cat that far. Fakeee
>>752202874
Typical dog owner.
>>752196742
>>752196742
> this
>>752204542
Is anyone else having the fishy hot dog?
>>752206099
Impacted anal glands.
>>752203530
Is that even legal sex ?
>>752203677
hahaha love this video
>>752195086
faggot
>>752204521
chinks are serious bout their one child policy
>>752206461
I think she was hanging out the car window topless and then got hit by a sign
Fuck Abraham Lincoln
>>752198784
The term you are looking for is bisexual.
>>752195040
Goodbye, Jax...
>>752195086
nigger
>>752202807
double kill.
>>752210851
We'll burn in hell so hard
>>752202900
Why not to invent something that could stop the car from the inside?
>>752210983
Why? Why do niggers do things like this?
>>752205784
>butthurt edgelord
>posts cancerous fb meme with gigantic fb sig
just get out
>>752204701
my eye hurts
>>752211694
>Why do niggers nig?
>>752203530
niggers will literally put their dicks in anything
>>752205148
Looks more like diabetes dog
>>752204701
FUCK
>>752198784
>>Fucked 2 guys
Not gay
>>752207198
>I would viciously murder them right there and then on the street
>viciously muder
there's another sort?
also: badass confirmed
>>752195086
ya got me
>>752195086
fuck animal abusers
>>752203530
They're retards, I heard
Sort of explains it
>>752194772
thanks ive been looking for this one
