I work at a CVS, this is one of my many stories I have to share.
>be me
>16, is late 2014
>have only been working at CVS for about 4 months
>time is 8pm, our store closes at 9
>it's a friday night, ready to go home and jerk off
>door opens
>"Hi welcome to CV-"
>fuck.wmv
>it's the fat latino family
>the fat latino family are huge couponers, figuratively and literally
>the leader of the pack, Tits, waddles in with her binder full of coupons
>tits is the leader because she's the only one that speaks somewhat fluent english
>"cmon les go" Tits says to the rest of her family
>her son and daughter, both around 7 ish, walk in screaming
>Tits doesn't care
>after the kids, grandma walks in
>I assume this is Tits' mother
>finally, Tits' sister walks in, Guardo
>Guardo yells something in spanish to Tits
>I greet them because it's part of my job description
>Tits hears me, makes eye contact with me
>doesn't say anything
>i hate when fuckers do this
>they grab 2 carts, stick the devil kids inside, who are still screaming, and disappear into the store
>god i hate fucking fat latino women
carry on with my cashier duties until around 8:30
>Tits and co walks up to pay for their shit
>they barely even have anything
>start ringing them up
>"do you have your cvs card?" i ask
>tits throws it on the table
>scans it with disdain
>gives it back to tits
>tits sticks it in her bra
>i scan all of her shit
>tits gives me a shitload of coupons from her binder
>I scan them all
>problem comes up, says some of them aren't assigned to her card
>only coupons that you got with your cvs card can be used with your own cvs card when you check out, btw
>i tell Tits
>she scowls and says "no no no no"
>I just stare at her
>her children are yelling and knocking shit over
>Tits yells to Gardo for her cvs card
>"here scan this one"
>only one cvs card per purchase
>i tell her
>she asks to see my manager
>i call my shift supervisor, Tina, down
Continue
>>752178414
Moar please
sounds good so far, please continue op
>>752178414
CVS is 24 hrs you little bitch
>>752179171
Not all of them dumbass
Ever have anyone try to rob the pharmacy?
>>752179171
>>752178414
continue please, this story is making me rage
>>752178414
There must be moar to this
>>752178414
>Tina called the police
>they were all deported
>the end
>>752178414
>be 11
>work customer servix job
>have to deal with customer
>FML
>run home post on /b/
>threaten an hero
>life so hard
>build wall pls
shut up
>>752179678
Maybe Tits and Guardo ate his ass
>>752178414
MORE OP! I wanna think about hate fucking fat spic tits!!
this story better end with you fucking one of those kids... or the grandma
more
>tina is old and fat, but i like her because she doesnt take anyone's shit
>"whats the problem"
>I tell her
>"you can only have one card per purchase" Tina tells Tits
>"no no no no" tits replies in her dumb voice
>Tina is getting agitated
>"sorry but it's company policy"
>Tits sighs and consults with Guardo and Grandma
>they tell Tina to cancel the transaction
>canceling a transaction with that many coupons and items is a hassle, and Tina is a very lazy person
>cancels it anyways
>starts ringing up same items
>kids still screaming and knocking shit over
>"would you mind telling them to stop that?" Tina politely asks Tits
>Tits just scowls at Tina
>Tina asks for Tits' cvs card and Tits gives her Grandmas card
>same coupons
>same fucking error comes up
>Tina tells them
>Tits tells Gina to cancel transaction again
>Tina visible annoyed at this point
>Guardo is playing with the devil children, egging them on when they knock down more of out shit
>this time, Tits gives Tina Guardo's card
>scans items and coupons
>same. error.
>"ok cancel again" Tits says
>Tina is fuming at this point
>"can you just let me use coupons please?" Tits asks Tina
>Tina says no
>the latino trio huddles once again
>during the conversation you can hear the words, "stupid woman" and laughter afterwards
"What did you just say" Tina says, her voice raised
The trio looks at them, the retard kids stop destroying the store
>"GET OUT NOW" Tina fucking yells at the top of her lungs
>the sounds of the chattering in pharmacy at the back of the store stop
>latino couponers all walk out of the store, dragging the faggot kids along with them
>Tina turns to me and says "I fucking hate those people"
>I am stunned
>Next time i work i learn that Tina got canned
>pissed because Tina was my favorite shift supervisor
>never see latino whales again
>>752180051
RIP TINA
>>752180051
meh, 4/10 because you took so long to finish. type that shit out beforehand
>>752180499
thanks for the tip
Build the wall and deport the fuckers
Niggers
Fuck them hard first too!
>>752180628
Do you have more stories?
If you do could you post them?
>>752180051
Bro, I'm a shift supervisor at cvs, at my store there's some fat hispanic bitch that does the same thing she brings her two daughters all the time and one of her daughter is not even 18 yet and she has a baby.
They won't be satisfied until the pay only a couple of dollars, won't buy anything that's not on sale and only pay with EBT card and coupons.
>>752180051
Well, fuck poor Latino people I guess that's the moral of the story
>>752180788
Hitler dubs confirm truth. Green text some stories hitler bro.
while we wait...
>be me about a decade ago, like 16
>work at mcdongles
>beaner entourage consisting of 10+ shows up in van
>four or five little shit monsters come running in
>proceed to trash everything and invade ball pit
>start taking armfuls of balls back to van
>inform manager, go back to making fries
>not my problem now
>he attempts to control shitstorm but is young and weak
>el papito gets angry for store trying to control his offspring
>they hang out in the parking lot playing loud music for hours
>occasionally come in to buy food and use facilities
>having a quincinera or what the fuck ever in our parking lot
>manager calls cops for theft and loitering
>cops show up, issue tickets and force them to leave
>no balls returned
>go to clean bathrooms, there is shit smeared on the wall
>tell manager im not cleaning it
>do it or else
>I quit on the spot
>found out manager quit the same night
>fucking everyone quit. entire new crew within 2 weeks
>i will always remember when a van full of taco lords destroyed this mcdongles
>>752180788
i would ask ur store number but i dont want you to get fucked lol
>>752180816
Fuck entitled cunts that can't control their own kids. And can't read the bottom in the coupons where clearly states that you need to use the only same card the coupons are associated with.
>>752180816
>fuck Latino people
THAT'S the moral
>>752181000
Based trips, holy shit.
>>752180950
>>752179171
Swing and a miss....
>>be me white guy dating really cute hispanic chick in HS. it's pretty cool b/c we move to third base.
>> college starts to happen we lose eachother's touch as much as the distance kills our relationship.
MFW. My ex and I used to love going to cvs to buy icecream and candy and shit.
My face when we used to watch extreme couponining and joke about it.
My face when she got fat after we broke up.
My face when aprox. 7 ish years ago.
my face when she turned into a huge slut and started sleeping with ppl.
my face when this sounds exactly like my ex.
>>752181379
Your EX sounds like a typical female bean.
>>752180499
Awaiting for you to show....how...it’s...not done
Anyone got any HOT stories with customers at work?
I have another story, shorter this time
>be me
>not more than 6 months after the latino couponers incident
>front store is busy
>call my shift down for register help
>at least 8 people in line
>almost sweating, shit gets intense
>a break in the storm, a middle aged man comes in
>looks like a lumberjack
>"hello sir, can I help you find anything?"
>he looks me dead in the eye and fucking says "waaang"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>man doesn't laugh or smile or anything, just walks away to get milk
>start laughing ass off
>line gets huge again, but my night was made a lot better thanks to mystery wang man
>>752181493
it's true. although at the time she was pretty special to me. and still kind of is even tho she shouldn't be. people change back then we were good for eachother idk if what we both turned into now if either one of us would go for eachohther. oh yea and i forgot to mention she had good tits .. we were pretty in love tho
>>752178414
Now I know you're full of shit. Latinos don't do couponing. That's all your peoples and the jews. Nice b8 faggit.
>>752181711
You sound pretty soft my dude. Like you still have some hope left in you.
>>752181493
now i don't really like "beans" anymore rofl . actually turned into a bit of a neo nazi except for the nazi's were secretly controlled by the jews
>>752181818
Fun fact, all the white power kids i knew back in the day ended up fucking beans. Weird shit.
>>752181728
beaner deteced
>>752181728
Never worked retail, kid? Beans, gooks, and indians coupon like motherfuckers.
>>752178414
Anyone who goes to CVS trying to save money is fucking retarded. Everything there is expensive as fuck. Every time I have ever been in there I have literally wanted to fucking kill myself.
>>752181728
>be me beaner fag
>work for same company for 12 years
>currently in charge of hiring repo/reporting stolen delinquent collateral.
>most of my clients are young white males.
Asians are the worst at couponing, they will make you void transactions at their will if they are not happy with the price after the stack of coupons they usually bring.
>>752181964
Not guy who you were replying to, but so what if I am? I dont use coupons, no i dont have a janitor job, im not a lardass, i actually voted for Trump unlike my family, and redpilled my son
>>752182172
never buy anything at cvs unless you got an employee discount
>>752182172
>Every time I have ever been in there I have literally wanted to fucking kill myself.
You must be an absolute joy to be around
>>752182111
As someone who worked at JCPenny I can confirm this
>>752182385
It's true, the mark ups are ridiculous at drug stores.
Even going to Target and getting the same shit. You don't even have to put up with Walmart.
Do they allow Mexicans at Target tho?
>>752182275
>>752182670
Yeah, middle and upper middle class spics shop at target. They are just as entitled as their socioeconomic white peers.
>>752182111
Meanwhile, White people buy shit they can't afford on credit and have multiple debtors after their shit, or worse.
You know whose worse than latinos? Egyptians. You don't know what retail hell is until you've dealt with one of them before. I had this one woman who would buy a shit ton of clothes and jewelry the first of the month, return it all 2nd to last day of month and rinse and repeat. She also smelled like rotten eggs every time she came in and would stay in the store for about 3 hours each time. Picture related, she almost looked exactly like this character.
>>752182805
>middle and upper middle class spics
middle and upper middle class
>>752182385
I'm just a drunk ass cunt speaking my mind.
I got one
>be half Latino, Costa Rican
>work for a paint company doing deliveries, actually good job
>deliver to job sites where Mexicans do 90% of all painting
>Mexicans are the trash of the Latino world, we hate them more than white racists, trust me
>get heckled every time I go to a job site cause they think I should know perfect Spanish
>grew up in middle-class suburb so always spoke english
>Mexican Spanish is basically nigger speak, don't know what they say, always tell them to fuck off.
>Go to one job site
>"hola esse que pas-"
>"Sign here please"
>get dirty looks, hear them say bullshit in Spanish, which I mostly understand.
>long day so don't feel like dealing with spics, get my signature and go
>get outside and have to take a shit.
>should note I have bowel problems and shit gnarly diarrhea often
>felt a bomb brewing
>normally use a porta potty on job sites but it was too far away and I couldn't be fucked
>decide to fuck with these wetbacks and walk around the house out of site
>untuck shirt and pull down pants
>drank nothing but coffee and donuts all day so I knew my bowels were ripe
>unleash shit napalm all over side of this new house getting painted
>shit literally exploded out, covered wall nearly 5 feet hight
>pull up pants and flee, ignore mud butt cause I feel accomplished
>return to same site a few days later, see that house is empty
>mfw my shit probably got those spics fired or deported
>feel great
>got a pay raise later that week
>>752182705
What does that have to do with what I said? Most of the shit I repo or bitches I send to jail are little white bitch boys who don't listen.
If I run across minorities, if they understand, they listen. Return my shit.
I see a white sounding name, I can be guaranteed they will ignore my calls, or hold my shit hostage because of some customer service shit that doesn't matter at the point they are dealing with me.
You can even keep racism in the game by saying because they don't want to get their shit deported.
>>752178414
Lol, I worked at Publix, and this shit used to happen all the fucking time.
>>752183340
Don't work customer service bro.
>>752180051
>the latino trio huddles once again
kek
>>752183258
>>752183695
Yes, like I said, I too also serve whites. Certified letters and theft packages.
>>752178414
I love fat latinas
>>752183829
Another fun thing: a sure fire way to get a white kid to return my shit.
Do research and find his mom's phone number. I shit you not, that gets a white kid to do whatever I want.
>>752183141
Quality kek
>>752183141
Kek, is your other half Indian by any chance?.
>>752184177
Bet you’ve got a big hard-on right now talking about all these white kids.
>>752179715
/thread
>>752180051
Tina the beaner interviner
>working in lame global bank
>have to deal with entitled rich people all the time because of the town i live in
>one day some white wanna-be rich lady walks in with a 50k check
>she wants to deposit it and make a cashiers check for someone else for around the same amount
>her balances in her account dont cover that so we have to put a hold on it
>she says she needs it immediately, but i tell her we would have to wait the two days for the check to clear
>bitch isnt having it, starts giving me attitude so i tell her theres nothing i can do
>asks to speak to my manager
>call my baddie over
>she explains the situation and the reason for the hold
>old lady starts demanding they remove the hold but were not gonna for some rude ass bitch
>she settles for depositing it and clearing in a few days in the end
>manager hands her the receipt and as she starts to walk away she says,
>"Fuck you very much"
>middle fingers out and everything
>yells, "Fuck this bank" before she leaves the building
>managers takes notes of her account, and decides on closing them out
>resume rest of the day
i think she only gets a letter in the mail saying her account is going to be closed and probably a check sent out to her
>>752180950
8/10 story i like it
>>752178414
>Be me, 22, poorfag college student in socal 2002
>Working part time at BK
>Right next to a McD, KFC and other fastfood places in a strip mall
>All us fastfood workers and managers would hang out at this patio for smoke breaks and lunch
>All pretty chill, get along, most of the workers were other poorfag students
>Got to talkin with one of the McD managers about local beaners
>Always trash the place, empty out napkin holders, straws and other shit
>Manager is sick of their shit, later presents me with a business proposition
>His cousin is an INS agent (before they changed to ICE)
>Wants me to wear his spare uniform and just sit at a random table from 4-8pm Friday, 12-2pm Saturday/Sunday
>Will pay me 7/hr off the books and I get a free meal
>Could bring my laptop to watch movies, do homework etc
>Whatever, free money, I do it
>The look on those spic faces when the first thing they see is the olive green INS uniform
>Lost count of how many times a family of fat spics bursts through the door, stopping dead when they see me and immediately doing a 180 while screaming la migra vamanos or some shit in the parking lot
>Expectedly, the store gets cleaner, workers are happier dealing with decent customers
>Word got around and all the other fastfood joints come up with the same plan
>I start pulling shifts at KFC too
>Figure I can get more serious and start dressing up with accessories (2-way radio, toy handcuffs, water gun in a holster)
>Once I made some spic do a burn out right out of the parking lot.
>Made eye contact as he came through the door and immediately mumbled some gibberish into the radio. >Nigga took off running like Speedy Gonzalez to his beaner mobile and peeled out of the parking lot
>Had to quit after a few months because store was getting complaints (other guys were roleplaying too aggressive) and had an uncomfortable encounter with actual INS agents (who worked at a different office than the guy I was impersonating)
>>752185189
I have a perma boner every day, which I use to come home to fuck my white wife with every day.
It's just part of the job.
>>752187288
kek... that shit right there is awesome
>>752183258
>Keep racism in the game
What do you call the tweet you posted though?
>>752187288
brilliant
>>752185101
Nah, white. Dad is blond and blue eyed. So one big recessive gene.
You half indian?
>>752187926
Can you link it?
>>752186854
Another former bank teller here. Shit like this used to happen all the time. Sounds like this bitch was falling for a check kite scheme. Between people hell bent on being scammed and people who didn't know how to balance their fucking checkbook I took so much abuse from poor trash that thought their $3,000 balance made them rich.
>>752178414
>Tina
Don't tell me. She's a nigger, isn't she?
>>752180721
Yeah. Fuck niggers. Send them back to Africa.
>>752187288
good thing you stopped. Impersonating a federal agent is a felony
stilled kekd tho
>>752180051
Poor Tina
>>752178414
>Southern Mexican
>Raised in the south of Mexico, where shit is nicer than the north
Southern Mexicans usually don't go to the US, because is too far and we are fine here anyways...
However I lived in the US legally because family is rich and whatnot... Got my education from the US because is 10 times better than anywhere in Mexico. In my stay in the US, I hated nothing more than northern Mexicans, the ones that migrate to the US.
Some are nice, but most of them are pieces of shit. Their Spanish is discusting, they are ignorant, uneducated, and they are fat and lazy... Plus they don't give a shit about anyone.
If you hate Mexicans, hate the northern ones... Those are the ones close to the border and the ones that move illegally to the US.
>>752180816
You spelled spic wrong...
>>752187288
topkek
>>752190998
>northern mexicans are the ones that move illegally
yeah ok oaxaca, go burn some schools and block roads or whatever
>>752181909
Manifest Destiny.
>>752182275
It just wouldn't do to have people of one's own race in charge of keeping them in line for the creditors. They might have sympathy.
>>752183141
>shit napalm
memorable
>>752183141
You deserve a medal, Anon.
>>752180051
Tina sacrificed herself for you anon, you should honor her memory by hassling more customers
How can you leave out the Armenians they are the worst
>be me
>mom manages multiple apartment buildings
>Go to her job sometimes because they always have good food
>around glendale
>apartment building is low income
>no niggers
>No spics
>all ARMENIANS
>all drive bmws, benz, lexus etc
>seen some old lady get pissed because her rent went up a bit
Bump
>>752178414
>be me
>45
>overweight mexican woman
>large breast to attract George Lopez-esque wetbacks
>go to cvs for nightly supply run and lemon pledge
>with old as shit mother and her gold digger lesbian girlfriend
>have to take care of you shit ninos from failed marriages
>take our time and come to check out
>poorfag so use coupons to save pesos
>forced to have young dumbass gringo ring us up
>he fails to scan my coupons that I triple checked to work
>ask him why they dont work
>pulls out MAGA hat and makes it known we are not wanted
>hundle up with family to figure out what to do
>fag cashier wont help us
>manager comes over and is Trump supporter as well
>they refuse to help
>hundle up and try to find out a way to get our stuff and leave
>Boss whitey yells at us to get out
>forced to leave without cleaning products
>call corporate and complain about cracker bitch
>dont go back because of bad service
>>752180816
fuck ALL "latino" people...
>>752179765
>shut up
make me you border-hopping faggot
:^)
>>752178414
1 in 3 mexicans on this planet live in the usa illegally and somehow white people cant have an opinion about it because das racist. fuck u mexico. your people are shit.
>>752179765
>11
>customer servix job
>servix
underrated as fuck post
>>752194139
Yeah WHITIE!! KYS
>>752195762
bean detected
>>752183141
Lol me and my brother always make fun of Latino/Beaner kids who talk Shit Spanish or don't even speak
>>752190998
Chilangos are the worst kind of Mexicans primo lol
>>752190998
What part of Mexico are the white Mexicans from?
>>752198737
any mexican area that's stable really
>Be me, 21, Jamba Juice cashier
>Employee manual says Razzmatazz is the most popular order
>All I hear all day is spanish mumbling and "mango smoothie"
>Nothing on the menu labelled mango smoothie
>"Sir, I'm sorry but did you want a Mango a-go-go or a Mega Mango?"
>Beaner mumble followed by, again, "Mango smoothie"
>A line is forming as usual during these situations
>Just when I think it can't get any worse, 20-something Shahnaenae with bleached orange hair comes in and starts screaming at us
>"ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES JUSS POSTED ON FACEBOOK ABOUT SPITTIN IN SOMEBODY'S DRINK RIGHT AFTER I GOT MY SHIT"
>The person they've been accusing is a dumb highschool nigglette so we keep her in the back so she doesn't fuck up orders
>Try to resolve the situation peacefully, tell Shayquanda that the cunt has been in the back doing a task that should take half an hour for her whole shift and shouldn't be on her phone anyway
>Dumb cunt actually comes out from the back, starts screaming as well
>Shift lead tries desperately to defuse the situation, is screamed over by the black banshees
It took calling the plaza's security to get them to shut the fuck up
>Situation is finally over, I look at the band of beans that have been blindly staring at the menu for about 3 minutes now
>"So, a Mango a-go-go or a Mega Mango?"
>"Mango smoothie"
>>752197848
i hope this is real.
>white bottom barrel clerks acting superior to customers who have the right to the shit being posted
why are pinkies so uppity bitches
>>752200402
>cant follow basic rules and regulations
wonder why.
>>752183141
Cool story anon.
>>752200015
>Shahnaenae
>Shayquanda
You made me laugh
>>752181728
Shut up you spic
>>752197813
Well duh
>>752182889
Like a elephant piacaso painting?
>>752182930
Edgy
>>752180051
>be me, Tits
>was raped as a young woman, have a couple kids that I didn't choose.
>they're assholes, but i don't care about em so i let them do whatever they want
>live off my ancient mother because asshole kids would choke her to death, she gets ssi
>walk to cvs for groceries because my car got jacked last week
>bring my coupons, life is tough right now, barely able to get by
>Judgemental asshole watches me and my family come into store
>kids destroy store and tear shit up
>nofucksgiven.jpg
>i destract Whitey with bullshit expired coupons while shitstain kids eat oreos in food isle
>eventually Whitey calls over some cunt who i use my beaner distraction magic on her too
> my coupon book fall off the counter
>ohshit.gif
>bend over to retrieve the most important part of my magical act
>get on the floor as Whitey and Cunt lady scold me with their milk-toast eyes
>do dinosaur
Had a nignog slap a bottle out of my hand when I went to pic it up for him in a store once. Then he stared at me with a death glare until he left. That's about the worst I've had to deal with, thankfully.
>>752187288
Need a good laugh
>>752178414
>>752180788
CVS prices fucking suck. I hate that damn store. The pharmacy always sucks too. You can get the same over the counter stuff at Walmart for like half of what CVS charges. Fuck you CVS. Fuck you in the goat ass.
tell me about the dumbest shoplifter you've seen
>>752180950
Best story so far.
>>752200000
Checkem
>>752180950
saved / 10
>>752182172
Right.
Dollar General has the same shit for way less.
>>752180816
I'm going to run over the next spic I see on the side of the highway, because of this post.
>>752198737
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
>white mexican that is constantly confused for Jewish or Irish
I'm not letting you fuck this up.
>>752194139
I almost had an Armenian girl. I could almost taste the baklava, but she wouldn't have anything to do with a taken man even if his woman was okay with him seeing someone on the side.
She sent me pictures of her butt, but that was 7 matrices ago, so I can't upload.
>cute smile
>wide hips
>tight buns
>low rise panties
learn to use your fucking imaginations again.
>be me, 18, working retail at book store 3 years ago
>middle aged white lady comes in with an old ass book in hand
>live in predominately wealthy area so everybody is stuck up
>"i need to return this right now"
>i know from experience that this is gonna be a hassle
>her receipt dates the book for being close to 8 months old
>ufknsrsm8.jpg
>tell her return policy is 2 weeks with receipt and 4 weeks with a gift receipt
>"WELL WHERE IS THAT INFORMATION I WAS NEVER TOLD THAT"
>point at policy printed on counter mats right in front of her
>"THATS SO SMALL HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO SEE THAT"
>also point out return policy on receipt in large font
>"WELL I STILL EXPECT MY CASH BACK"
tell her "im sorry ma'am, your receipt isnt even in the computer, i cant pull up the purchase to even tell you how much id be able to give you"
>manage sees upset lady so she comes down to help
>manager tells her same exact fucking deal
>ladies husband comes in, pretty big guy, seems like a cool dude at first
>maybe he'll resolve all this and understand what we're telling his wife
>NOPE
>husband demands to speak to the manager
>(my manager is fairly young so she is often not taken very seriously but she takes no shit from shitty customers)
>manager shakes dudes hand and introduces herself
>man insists that since he worked 17 years of retail 20 years ago that he knows how the system works
>that shit aint flying with my manager
>3RD time explaining why we cant give money back on this
>couple wont leave after 20 minutes of arguing
>manager SOMEHOW finds return value as long as the receipt is provided and kept for tax purposes
>$3 value for the return
>almost cant contain myself because these shitstains made a scene for a half hour over a 3 dollar return
>couple leaves and my manager just stands there until theyre out of the store
>she says "can you fucking believe that?"
>carry on with my day happy that the couple wasted that much time for 3 dollars
>i made more than them in that time
>>752203178
Nice way of looking at it.
>>752203556
and i didnt even have to do anything except listen to my manager be sarcastic with these assholes the whole time
>>752181818
Nice digits, v satisfying
>>752183141
Boss probably thought they did a shitty job
>>752180816
Get the fuck out, sjw trash. They're all leeches and you know it.
>>752183141
You're a special kind of shitbag, wow
>>752187288
This
>>752193679
Lost
