Faces of /b/
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Faces of /b/
>>752162689
Have you ever been incarcerated
>>752162689
>i will never be a CO at your prison
>you will never call me 'the pretty boy' as i pass by your cell
>you will never make lewd gestures and grab at your crotch when you see me in the yard
>you will never tell me you will let me suck your dick if I sneak in food and drugs for you
cute beard
>>752165116
Why are you replying as if you are OP?
Don't be such a dongus.
>>752163319
7/10
Bored
>>752162689
I should google my mugshot and post it....
>>752161247
5.5/10
Work out so you become buffer shave down the hair restart with the beard you could be a 8.5/10 easy
>>752164973
3/10
>>752165464
Is this better?
>>752165366
7.5/10 average
>>752165578
age?
>>752165726
18 going on 19, good sir
>>752165726
20. what do you say?
>>752165859
troll
>>752165434
5.5/10 workout, get contacts, remove the pink strip, clean your skin nothin you could do about the forehead sorry
>>752165975
Nigger that's literally me
>>752165578
Definitely go out and smash that pussy anon
>>752166179
2 blurry
>>752166013
Nope
>>752166179
To blurry
>>752165578
U look confused...confused sexually
>>752166693
I have a crush on you OP
>>752166693
r u circumcised?
>>752166825
U have a wife yet if not go out and get u a wife
R10
>>752166787
When did these turn into gay faggot only threads? Go back to soc you fuckin homos
>>752166957
you're that irish-murrican with a twin, right?
>>752166964
no u
>>752166957
Clean your skin get a better hairstyle and never make that face again
>>752166693
Well?
>>752167451
This made me go brush my teeth
hello!
>>752166825
>you will never be a trucker at the same rest stop as me
>you will never walk in as im trying to pee, my pants down past my ankles, ass exposed
>you wlil never laugh and call me a 'faggot' as you spit into the circular urinal trough, and let out a stream of piss
>you will never look smug, shaking your dick as i watch the last few drops fall you
>you wlil never smack my ass on the way out
>>752167556
Fair enough.
>>752167451
Or are you unsnipped?
r8 and h8
>>752161247
hello fellow 4channlers (KEK)
how is your day of epic memeing going?
>>752167060
You’re thinking of someone else. >>752167075
Clean skin, daily acne cleanser, it doesn’t help me, also I’m not photogenic
>>752167747
Wouldn't you like to know.
>>752167564
how the fuck do you get your jaws to do that
>>752166957
age?
>>752167949
Ye, tis why I asked. So which are ya, if it isn't too touchy a subject
>>752168009
what do you mean friend?
>>752161247
14/f/cali
>>752166693
I’d let u fuck me dhdjnddnnfjgk
>>752167949
Want to know why women dislike you? You're wearing the uniform of patheticness
Shave your beard and tighten up that idiot haircut.
>>752167564
Stolen from /pol/
>>752168068
10/10
>>752168117
oh yeah? if youre 14 im 3
>>752168346
no?
>>752168068
faggot
>>752168412
A cute one tho right?
>>752167764
Stop looking so sad exercise a bit you'll be fine
>>752168265
wew lad
>>752168487
I get that alot, im not actually sad thats just my how my face is unfortunately :/
>>752168494
I’m a girl retard
>>752168068
Fix your hair try to be more confident if your not dress nice you'll be fine
>>752168526
Brush your teeth more
>>752168725
Also, hit puberty.
>>752168822
Thanks doc, I'll work on it.
Rate my chins
>>752168662
Oh, well I think you should just try to look more confident then I can see why your sad looming face might throw some one off
I think OP is my soulmate.
>>752168984
lumpy/10
>>752165578
matt?
>>752168586
Take off the glasses people here aren't trying to dox everyone that post there face
4ever high
Hiiii!!!
rate us. I’m the one on the right.
>>752169081
NAHAY?
>>752168984
Kek'd
>>752169043
Lol. Rate my chins now
>>752169114
I like ur pussy/10
>>752169062
No?
>>752169174
fuzzy/10
(Also nice to see another greybeard 'round these parts.)
Be nice
>>752169114
7.5/10 I'd smash but be careful who u date no offense but u look like a girl someone would pump and dump
>>752168966
Question: Is it the Jews?
>>752169174
6/10 nice bearded chin
>>752169261
thx!
>>752169311
Marry me
r8
>>752169653
blacker than a nigger dipped in tar
tell me im normal
>>752161247
Rate me please
>>752169114
>>752169598
cute as fucking hell
girl isn't bad either
>>752168989
Better or worse? I have no idea how to use my face.
>>752168586
got me aroused
suh my neggas
>>752169381
7.9/10 go out and get you a wife anon your fine
>>752166957
u still here?
>>752169445
The nose knows.
>>752168725
my hairs fine, im plenty confident, i dress pretty great. your welcome tho.
>>752169381
id prefer full beard but id do ya
>>752169850
no jawline
>>752169821
be my gf
>>752169823
even scraggly?
>>752169653
Nothin wrong here you're fine to anon
>>752169938
:(
>>752169821
F me
>>752169702
Your fine just loose a bit of weight
>>752169548
Thanx bro
>>752169159
fuckin rip
>>752168068
I'm sick of seeing this faggots face every day
>>752169742
Your fine just show some confidence
>>752169692
Cmon dawg theres blacker niggas
>>752170150
Get off 4chan?
>>752170082
thanks anon
>>752169803
Better just try and clean up the acne and don't worry I don't know how to use mine either
>>752170176
yeah, you're okay bro
>>752170150
dont go in faces threads?
>>752169821
Your fine I don't think this is you but whatever just try not to act like a faggot you look like you do
>>752170150
kill your self?
r8 me anons
>>752170336
Tried everything, acne is fated to be a life long companion. Used to be much worse.
>>752170304
>>752170473
samefag?
>>752170573
Obv
>>752169099
Hi dollface
>>752169598
you're cute, post more
>>752170525
Damn rip in peace hopefully someday it'll fade but it's not that bad your still fine other wise
>>752170162
You're nice :)
>>752170758
Hot
>>752169598
Asl check
>>752170758
cute
Maybe its the contrast between my teeth and skin making me look blacker...fuck yall the blacker da berry tha sweeter the juice hoe
>>752170826
Thx
>>752170931
you lookin good mang
>>752170775
samefag?
>>752170931
Leave
>>752171025
Shit i wish
>>752171013
Gradually add a bit to your meals so u gain some wait cut down the hair or put it in a pony tail shave the mustache keep the beard
>>752167728
kek
>>752171084
i fucked ur dad last night
>>752169653
dead beat dad
>>752171084
Stop being hateful, he can and will stay
>>752171084
He was the woman so im not gay
>>752161247
>>752170931
you're dark as hell. deal with it and accept it
>>752170705
you like cats, huh?
>>752170758
i nutted in less then a millisecond
>>752171013
Also get contacts
>>752171444
n i c e
t r i p s
>>752170524
U so average no one would even rate
sry my man
rate my punchibleness
r8 me bois
>>752171588
back to red dit with you
>>752171413
Who doesn't
you know u would fuk me
>>752171605
10/10 would bang
>>752171588
0/10 for shitty overused meme
>>752161247
>>752171605
10/10
>>752171831
I’d fuck u all night babe
>>752171689
I would
>>752171220
Protip ---> don't take advice from people who can't use basic punctuation.
>>752171529
maybe another picture?
here ya go
im a yellow pepe
>>752171974
0/10 worst operator
>>752166693
Mmmmmmmm C U T E
my head is so fuked
>>752167564
>>752171891
I'm laying my head on my right hand and typing with my left so idc
succ
>>752172056
Kek
>>752171885
I charge 50 cents and 4 mountain dews.
>>752171944
You great 8/10
>>752172066
>implying that means you're less of a fucking moron.
Ok, dipshit.
>>752166957
I get the feeling you have a trashy sister name Trish or some shit.
>>752168586
I actually like your style. Idk why
Sure, why not. R8 my thanksgiving food baby too while you’re at it.
>>752172331
you look so fucking greasy
>>752169114
lookin a little chubby
hit the gym!
your friend is hot
>>752170931
Damn breh. Are you in heaven or something, what's with the bright lights?
>>752171025
why tho
>>752169972
What a fuckin stud.
>>752169381
>>752169972
you look like a 20 year old that is 40 years old
>>752171413
my last 3 girlfriends were cats
>>752172506
I am 30, so that makes sense
>>752172451
Yea nigga Im a victim of gang violence
Ok I'm tired night my /b/ros ladies and cat hopefully my acts of kindness will inspire u all to make /b/ a bit less toxic I don't have high hopes though also someone make brown version of this it's basically me
am i gay
>>752171025
come on dude, im having a rough week, these threads are my escape
am i cute /b/?
>>752161247
>tfw bishonen male
>tfw will never have a gf
should i transition. i'm wearing my sisters shirt
>>752172727
Yes
>>752171220
Yeah, had been thinking of removing the mustache, feel like it makes me look older. I've always been thin, but I've been trying to add some weight and make some gains
>>752172804
u look as real as the indian superman
>>752172850
plz don't be mean anon...
>>752172823
WTF is bishonen
>>752172730
>believing /b/ threads are an escape
>>752172730
Dont listen to them anon, you are a beautiful being, dont be discouraged.
>>752172823
post tits
>>752169381
You don't look 40 you look timeless.
>>752172506
>>752172903
Nice cleavage
>>752173019
you are so kind anon, i would give you many hug
>>752172953
whats wrong with that?
>>752172959
I mean im a faggot so its not like it shocked my world view but who takes the time to do that without any creativity? its just been a really rough week for me. just foudn out my best friends cancer has moved to the bones and its not looking good
Yall niggas already know I had to step out real quick
>>752173113
Listen anon don't accept the hate appreciate. You're beautiful in your own way. Seriously like OMG you're so perfect wish I was as pretty as you. Are you ok?
GerGyptian master-race reporting in.
>>752173144
you seem like you'd get into really fun hijynx
>>752173004
Flattery will get you everywhere
>>752172925
androgynous men like griffith from berserk
>>752172991
>tfw skeltal
i'll post gains when i'm ripped
>>752162689
Stop cutting my phone lines
>>752173247
i mean its just a stupid caption its no big deal. idk though im hanging in there, its just been a rough year and now this shits happening and im just worried im going to lose him he means the world to me, and when he goes i lose everything else too.
>>752173113
Don't be sad. To be honest im straight and i would fuck you
>>752168068
U again
>>752168068
I'm going to look at your mom
>>752169099
hey hey its mushroom man ;)
>>752168966
Nice hair.
>>752173453
>don't be sad
its hard not to man. this guys like 50% of my world. hes not just my best friend, hes like a dad to me, hes also my boss, without him there's no business. im doing my best to take care of him and praying it doesn't get worse and trying to find out when im supposed to try and find more work, but getting a new job in this field feels a bit like a betrayal when theres a chance he could bounce back.
thank you though. we should play mario kart some time.
>>752173677
>im going to look at your mom
be my best. fuck that bitch.
>>752173453
“Straight”
>>752173826
>>752173930
No homo*
better?
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