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Ok poorfags. Time to earn your game instead of begging like a bitch.
I laugh, you win.

YOUR RULES:
>link your steam account
>post a joke or a youtube video
>if i laugh, I gift you the first item on your wishlist under 20 bucks.
>post proof after I gift you
>1 or 2 light chuckles do not count, make me "burst out" laughing, don't show me some cute shit

MY RULES:
>face distortion to avoid laughing is ok
>controlled breathing to resist laughs is ok
>touching my hands to my face (covering mouth, etc.) to resist laughs is not ok
>saying "woooooo" to resist a laugh is ok
>my say is final on whether or not you've won


if this goes well I'll throw down 100-150 bucks for you guys around christmas in this same format
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you a gay ass nigga
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>>752129352
goddamnit. here's the link to me streaming the submissions.
https://youtu.be/FABhMSvjeVk
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>>752129451
that wasn't very funny.
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>>752129480
Show account balance
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIJ7In35Ts

https://steamcommunity.com/id/jasonxqu1n/
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>>752129617
I'm a grown ass man i don't need to prove I've got a couple hundred bucks to spare.
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Steamcommunity.com/id/smigglegod/wishlist/ Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Shujinn/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M&index=6&list=LLzmH1vtpZ7eQcgYl-Sqz2Bw
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>>752129352
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ISpmBbzrshM

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lietuvis96118/


Here waste 12 mins of you life. But if you laugh, you buy me a game
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmHy95d-4No&list=PLqio7sbyO7uuphaalZZ_mtdsNaVUVbrqW&index=1

http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrSlitheen
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>>752129853
anti-jokes will probably be the fastest way to win, i'm jaded as fuck. sorry but you lose tho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXlao2KNYjQ

It's Star Wars with Tommy Wissau from the Room edited in :D

https://steamcommunity.com/id/darthnixa/

Cheers
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>>752129999
Nice quads. can I try again?
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>>752129621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y__DksrJZRE
Hey nobody said I can't reroll
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>>752130112
>>752129789
wait shit
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/id/jyeehad

Only OC allowed
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>>752130067
submit as much as you want until you win
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uevGSHqEmOo

https://steamcommunity.com/id/jasonxqu1n/
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>>752129352
no winners so far and yall are not very funny.
https://youtu.be/FABhMSvjeVk to watch submissions
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https://youtu.be/umDBRQ8GfEQ


steamcommunity.com/id/soggymanboobs

Hooray
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrSlitheen
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/xMrScorpionx
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>>752129352
https://youtu.be/OAuC57g5q9A

http://steamcommunity.com/id/talvisk/

Either medieval ii total war or hotline miami, your choice.
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>>752129789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYWGLs8gLto&index=344&list=LLzmH1vtpZ7eQcgYl-Sqz2Bw
again
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>>752129352
https://youtu.be/iaxuXd4rf10
I guess I can try my home made memes.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Murderousgopherman

I hope that's funny to you fags.
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>>752129352
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ohifoundyou/

how do you get a dog to stop humping ur leg

pick it up and suck its dick

also would 19.99 count as less than 20
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>>752129451


>Did you hear they built the first Starbucks in Israel?
>There's a fork in the sugar bowl.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kazmotaz/
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

https://Steamcommunity.com/id/smigglegod/wishlist/
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991874249
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYslZytdOWg >>752130443
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>>752129352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

http://steamcommunity.com/id/doomessenger/wishlist
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198064250490/

Keeping it simple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJq4jWSQNd8
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198339292229/wishlist/
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=67nqdWPtb6Y
i got really drunk last night and this video is what happend
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>>752130724
kek
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>>752130841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nqdWPtb6Y
wrong link
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>>752130766
Rest in piece miguel russington
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can we retry
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrSlitheen/wishlist
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/darthnixa/

What separates a black man from a tree?

The rope
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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/jasonxqu1n/
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/612134/wishlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggPBAMiSIbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb-lry6Xgp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guBgaXD0UXg
Can do this all day
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https://youtu.be/BMe0QycHfv0
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Q3e3w3wd/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtkapY3ZfD4

https://steamcommunity.com/id/darthnixa/
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/CapnMMcfluffy/

If the picture doesn't work, you should check out the one on my profile. Even if it doesn't count, it's still pretty good.
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>>752129789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwT87jKjfUU

Jesus some of these submissions are bad
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/EnderTaler/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHFg3iSlOXQ
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>>752129352
>>752130786

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzy3JP1FNsc
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>>752129352
Wow, it takes a lot to make you laugh. This is totally different from what everyone is posting, but I do always laugh when I watch it.

P.S: I'm still a huge fan of Taylor regardless of this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnaZW5Hf9_0

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198279301127
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kazmotaz/
>How are babies and the elderly alike?
>Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Two guys meet up in a bar.
The first one asks, “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead??!!!”
“Woah, what the hell happened to him?”
“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.”
“What a horrible way to die!”
“No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”
“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”
“No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”
“Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!”

1/2
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https://youtu.be/Kg-HHXuOBlw
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Murderousgopherman
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>>752131356

“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.”
“Man, what a way to go!”
“No no, he survived that, he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him.”
“Now that is one awful way to go!”
“No no, he survived that…”
“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?”
“I shot him!”
“You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?”
“He was wrecking my house.”

2/2
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>>752131382
Wow that was really fucking shitty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEAyzhwfjIU

Epic Horror Rap Battle

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039939054/wishlist
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>>752131479
Thanks
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/darthnixa/
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>>752129352
sure lets try it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ElectrikDiamond/
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>>752129352
https://steamcommunity.com/id/rnrg12
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https://youtu.be/frKyaFTeC7c
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Murderousgopherman
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY
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>>752129352 I bet you are nvidiot so instead of a joke I'll make you unhappy:
<<<<GET REKT GREENS <------ lmao that was a dank meme i r89 r9001 390/3.5gb of v for vendetta ram, novidiots be like do a 1080 and walk awayy lmao, 144 wayy sly novideo grillforce gtx 480 clocked at 3.5hz 1080p 3.5 fps gimpworks edition, human eye can see only 3/5 ram anyways, nivea water boiler titanal FE(fanboy edition) at 3.5p, envidia fryforce shitan rascal 1080shiTi at 87.5% GTX(GetTheXtinguisher) (ngreedia pisscal thermi "malware experience" burning sillayy bridges edition with ngrillia GreedSync support) + krappy fake $hilltel gore i$emen at 7700K (Kelvin) maybelake i911 delidlake cancer core jewtel 2066 killowatt "cooler not included in a box" coffin lake "end of life" edition at 0.90 GHz (a.k.a. Inferno Bridge) inteLELite "another late edition" <------ i0 r8 dat meme 2400/3200 of dance dance revolution ram. 8GiB? What do you need 4GiB for? I'm giving you 3.5GiB! mumble mumble 3.5!?!?!? mumble mumble mumble 390?!?!?! Should buy Raja 420 Blaze it Edition.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/apollyanna/
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Have some shorties.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/jyeehad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0WAEnSZa0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1xPxzyDzfI
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>>752129352
https://youtu.be/P1InR7Obsvw


http://steamcommunity.com/id/gamemanko/
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991874249

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akj34QyJR8s&feature=youtu.be
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>>752131226
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>tfw i am actually selling myself for some bucks

http://steamcommunity.com/id/flithztheharakiri/


https://youtu.be/_yb1W-0L8YQ
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/itzGusGus/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9104A29bycM
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steamcommunity.com/id/faggotlord2000
https://youtu.be/kS4sizCZHEE
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>>752131579

>Why did princess Diana cross the road?
>Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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hints are GAY
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>>752129352
OP here. Your humor sucks and you seem to be mostly preteens. Here's some hints:

>anti-humor
>dark-humor
>epic fails won't work
>"lol so randum" humor won't work
>mean racial humor won't work unless it's really funny, then it might work
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https://youtu.be/BVw9XnGghOg
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Q3e3w3wd/
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>>752131928
>hints are GAY
>>752131978
Here's some hints
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>>752129352
https://youtu.be/6zBTF4INW5g

http://steamcommunity.com/id/captainakward1/
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>>752131978
Why did the riot police officer wake up early?
To beat the crowd
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favorite of mine, always gets me laughing
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>>752131226
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was fucking dead.
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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends we’re back here.’
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kazmotaz/

>How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?
>The blind start reading your face.

PS: Love the jewfro <3
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>>752131848
https://youtu.be/uoB_MDSkHms
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Just Russian things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22j0415NmfQ
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https://youtu.be/unRldLdllZ8

https://youtu.be/unRldLdllZ8
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>>752131978
>>752130786
>dark humor

A man walks into a poorly lit room

>He stubs his toe
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>>752131569
guess i'll try again here
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>>752131173
Dunno what kinda sick shit you're into, but okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbFk1s5xXuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUkuAT8dSf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QShZI3uF9vI
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>>752131978
wow, you seem to be a very serious person who can't understand most of the humor. Although btards not even trying in this thread.
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>>752129352
In mother russia, gun pull trigger.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/newrecycle
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>>752131920
>>752131570
I will post steam if I win. Highly doubt it though.
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>>752132219
Steamcommunity.com/id/gamemanko
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kazmotaz/

>A black man is on a beach one day, and he finds a magic lamp.
>He rubs the lamp and out pop two genies.
>The genies tell him they are so powerful that all he has to do is think his wish and its done.
>The man wakes up in a huge mansion.
>Hes walking down this hall and hears giggling.
>100 Virgins are just standing there butt naked.
>He takes two and goes to town on em.
>All of a sudden two men white robes string the man up by a noose.
>Just before the mans execution one of the men remove his hood.
I>t's the genie.
>Now man the house I can understand
>The bitches I can understand
>But hung like a nigger?
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>>752131579
one more
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>>752131226
Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings?
A: Because she had no arms.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Susan.

Q: How do you make a clown cry.
A: You throw an axe in his chest.

Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: Becausd he was hit by a bus.

Q: Where did Suzie go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere.
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>>752131579
and a final one

my work is done here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgkGogPLacA

http://steamcommunity.com/id/jakeoboy
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>>752129352

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheVampireQueenMarceline/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrW76INtdAA
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Steamcommunity.com/id/lokowp6
Let me try
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Try dis.
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>>752131569
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race

http://steamcommunity.com/id/smigglegod/wishlist/
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/ironislander/
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/id/phrazzal/
What do you call a /b/tard giving away free money
Dumb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANS7YwT2aX8
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Murderousgopherman/
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How many 20yo men does it take to screw a light bulb?

20 because they are all 20yo.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/apollyanna/
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>>752132617
That's not funny at all..
I smiled when he used the mouthpiece by itself, but now I'm just annoyed because the interesting part was covered up by that dumbass song.
I hate you, anon
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>>752132911
From 3:30
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>>752132883
lol
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The fag looks at you with a troubled, uncomfortable glare, like that of a man who must explain to his paraplegic daughter that her dreams of becoming a ballerina will never come true. He struggles to find the softest words, some gentle way to let you know that you’re not exactly what they want in a fag

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Murderousgopherman/
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198163160790/
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>>752133142
I'm case it doesn't show game is Paradigm
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>>752131978
why are all females born with legs ?
so they can't leave tracks like snails do

http://steamcommunity.com/id/flithztheharakiri/
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999446067/wishlist
This is one of the funniest videos i've seen, you'll probably lose aswell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ3gs1K3rVQ
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GoodGuyEcyrb

https://twitter.com/_gapc/status/934136513587269632
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https://youtu.be/5KiIfOlINhE
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Crustymeowmix822/
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Steamid /EmperorHiro
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Eureka_Senpai/

I want that Mortal Kombat XL. I cant lift anymore and I need something to cop with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyxcmrwIOL4

Sorry OP I was looking for your video but I endep up entertaining myself
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How bout this ballistic test?
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>>752130424
https://youtu.be/rYE84KgOPXY
If the first one don't get ya this Will!
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sample_profile_url/

couldn't find anything else...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwHw4pDcGns
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/verycustomurl/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDgkSJ5zm98
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I’ve got some...
1. Two black guys are strolling along at a state fair. They come upon a gypsy's tent with a sign in front that reads TURN WHITE FOR ONLY $15.

The black guys look at each other and figure, "Fuck it, why not? Should be good for a laugh." They go through their pockets; one comes up with only $10, but his buddy has a 20.

"I've got it!" the first guy says. "Take your 20 and go in there, then come back with the 5 in change and I can go in." The second guy agrees, and walks into the tent.

Several minutes go by. The first guy is getting antsy. Suddenly, the flap of the tent opens and out walks the most perfect Aryan specimen of a man you ever did see: tall, well-built, great posture, pale skin, blue eyes and hair like golden flax. He's even wearing a new suit.

The first black guy is ecstatic. "Holy shit, it worked! Here, give me that $5 so I can do it too!"

The white guy looks at him and says "Fuck you nigger, get a job."

2. What's pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.

3. A little girl goes into the shower with her mom. She looks up at her mothers' breasts and says "Mommy, when will I get those?" Her mother says "when you're older". A few days later she goes into the shower with her dad. She looks up at his penis and says "Daddy, when will I get one of those?" Her father says "when your mother leaves for work".

https://steamcommunity.com/id/smigglegod/wishlist/ (please get me gta v if I win, it’s only 10 bucks more)
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995564613/wishlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fyxmX-zhbc
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pretty hard to make you laugh huh
id/marcotgam
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sirwalf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oith4UrGeC4
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>>752129352
/id/rnrg12
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Forget the OP, first one after this post who isn't a soyboy gets any game they want
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>Be me
>poorfag on internet
>see post about free shit
>decide bait is worth take
>post "funny" mem
>no response
>guess I'll die
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>>752129352
>Be me
>Virgin highschool fag
>new kid comes to school
>we'll call him Todd
>Even though he's kind of a dick to everyone, a lot of girls seems to like him
>Fast forward 1 year
>Todd and I are invited to a party at Beckys house
>I get a ride with Todd because he's my bro and because his family is loaded he has a car at 16
>He even got me a nice watch for my birthday
>Once we show up it's apparent that everyone is drunk or at least tipsy
>Todd loves being fucked up so he wastes no time in getting drunk
>I also start drinking
>After an hour or so it's around midnight and I'm tipsy and Todd is hammered
>Todd and I get seperated so I go out front for a while
>As I turn out the front door I bump into my crush of 2 yeears
>I'm not a beta cuck so I talk to her for a while
>After about 10 mins of talking I realised my watch was missing
>OhNo.png
>I instantly excuse myself from QT3.14 crush and look for my watch
>Can't fint it anywhere
>Right when I give up looking I hear a scream from upstairs
>Whiteknight.gif engaged
>I get upstairs and go into the bedroom
>It's Todd
>And QT3.14
>He's obviously trying to sexualy assaut her
>Notice that Todd is standing on my watch
>Run up to him and sock the shit out of him
>No one does that to a girl
>Not on my watch

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666/wishlist
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>>752133851
bad rats
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy7dTdsc-iI

http://steamcommunity.com/id/plantmom/wishlist/
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>>752133814
Stop begging ya already got like 30 games from here
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/cig388Kuh/
Hey girl, were you raised on a farm?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLKJoA_l_d0
http://steamcommunity.com/id/EarthboundSNES
CS:GO please :)
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>>752129352

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132840416/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXsSXN6TQlc
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If you dont laugh at this sorry you have atleast less than 768 IQ

https://youtu.be/mJlmxYRrSLk

id/marcotgam
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>>752133954

>begging


lol
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This is a long one...
The man that rings the bells every day at noon in a small village is getting to old and weak to keep ringing the massive, heavy bells. So he gets an apprentice... First day, the apprentice shows up, and they get straight to work. The old man shows his new apprentice what order to ring the bells in; first, second, fourth, fourth, third, and then the fifth. But the fifth bell doesn't have a clapper, so to get it to ring, the old man runs at it head first, hitting it with all his might. The next day, the old man tells the apprentice to do the ringing this time... So the apprentice does it. Everything goes perfectly, until he runs at the fifth bell... He hits it, staggers around, and goes right out the window, dying when he hits the ground. Later that day, when the police ask the old man if he knew the kid, he responds "No, but his face sure rings a bell."

http://steamcommunity.com/id/dandydandelionlion
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132840416/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diSnziHzXuM
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198179186582/wishlist/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWorDrTC0Qg
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>>752134193
Mr. Horvath its time to cease activities like this
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No one gets shit,OP is a faggot!
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>>752129352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=qJz18c6gw8c
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>>752129352
Steamcommunity.com/id/gamemanko
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>How do you circumcise a redneck?
>Kick his sister in the jaw.

>What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?
>You cant unload a trunk of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

>I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
>Prophets are going through the roof.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kazmotaz/
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>>752133956
Same beggar
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Goddamn these jokes are pos. You guys browse ylyl daily?

OP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwOR9rFmU30
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Murderousgopherman/
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198123063685/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkOcm_XaWrw&list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y&index=263
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>>752134609
im jus a nigga trying to get free shit op
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If you don't read this OP is a fag.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198136899043/
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>>752129352
Think about it

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kazmotaz/
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Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.

FNominal
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>>752133956
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>>752134746
old news
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OP is a fag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkuo7-sefEQ
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Murderousgopherman/
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>>752134609
We just hope that you are an average retard and will laugh in the end. But I guess you understend only top quality humor.
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>>752134609
maybe your thread sucks you mcfaggot
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Alright then

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198423150718

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKGrE-CoFUs

Thanks man!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjyuKZRl4Tc


http://steamcommunity.com/id/minyoon/

i try
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>>752129352
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666/wishlist
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>>752133956
Mushroom tip
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lol I like how this thread is most unfanny shit on /b/ this day. OP hopes that /b/tards will make an effort, but they're doing the opposite.
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>>752132413
pee in a bottle, save toilet water m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EaaKYqYuDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSSFc5VgxfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxiuHfoIo
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>>>/wsg/1991694
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>>752135001
Thanks for what? Its not funny... You suck just like the rest of you posting here
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I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice.
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>>752135253

It's CLASSIC and gets me laughing everytime
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/apollyanna/
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>>752135329
Give up

OP
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>>752133956
Jigaboo alley cats
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Walf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132840416/
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>>752135413
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>>752135439
>>
https://youtu.be/m_4XY1nNzFA
I don't want anything I just love the video
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>>752135363
well OP should grant this nigga what he wants, cracked the shit out of me
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZFT7odS-2I

http://steamcommunity.com/id/AikoNation/wishlist
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>>752135363
Kek, think we have our first winner here. Tell me what you want (max 20 bucks)
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Hey guys, look! Baby Hitler is taking his first steps… INTO POLAND
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>>752135537
dafuq
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>>752133956
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>>752135544
Forgot to tag my shit, steamcommunity.com/id/smigglegod/wishlist
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>>752135537
"laws of war" arma 3 dlc. It should be <20$. It's first on the wishlist.
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>>752135363
boy LMAOED can can I borrow that pic? my uncle lowes this kind of humor
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>>752135688
Okay, since im on phone it will take some time to pls wait
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>>752135662
and in case I win, my wish: the game "the culling of the cows" please.
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I would love LiS: Before the Storm or The Sexy Brutale, or anything from my wishlist really

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TachibanaInc/wishlist

Thank you kind anons
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>>752133956
OP is reptilian overlord distracting us with viddy so we can't see the truth
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>>752135782
Excuse me sir?
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>>752135537

What the hell is wrong with you
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>>752129352
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TachibanaInc/wishlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey4pS_Vh5o
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Actual richfag here. First one roll trips gets Cuphead OR Stardew Valley. Only 3 rerolls allowed
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>>752135915
Kek
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>>752135915
Reroll
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>>752135863

scroll down and change the page style now
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>>752135915
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TachibanaInc/wishlist
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>>752135775
>>752135537
wowie
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>>752133863
try it again and be funny this time.
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>>752135915
Reroll again
>>
ROLL!
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>>752135871
Ha-ha-ha take it easy, this guy deserved it, I really really like this image and I understand OP's decision.
>>752135363
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>>752135915
Final reroll
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steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666/wishlist
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Was gonna post a video where somebody sync'd Super Mario Oddessy's theme song to DOOM 2016 but I think this better because the guy who made it loves to do these vids.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Pyrotrainthing/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCdn0zg6NDM
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>>752135915
If trips, stardew valley
http://steamcommunity.com/id/cig388Kuh/
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>>752136003
reroll
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>>752136043
crazy shithead
>>
>>
>>752136131
Shit forgot
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132840416/
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>>752135915
roll
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SongOfStormz
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>>752133554
>>752133567
you skipped these videos man
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>>752136193
roll again
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>>752136003
2nd reroll
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>>752136088
Reroll 1st
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>>752136214
last roll
>>
steamcommunity.com/id/smigglegod/wishlist
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>>752135915
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666/wishlist
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>>752135217
You remind me of this post on /tv/, OP
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/qirot
Rainbow six pls
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>>752136240
Reroll 2nd
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>>752136003
last reroll
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can a nibba get dead by daylight my dudes?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026803519/wishlist
>>
steamcommunity.com/id/smigglegod/wishlist (oc)
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>>752135915
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198106691986
rolling, cuphead
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>>752135915
roll
>>
Hi guys! HUE HUE! Next hour I'm taking gifts. Please give only new (2016-2017) and only AAA titles!!! pm me on reddi
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj8YVhRybHg
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>>752135915
rollarino
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>>752136352
2nd reroll
>>
>>752136352
3rd reroll
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>>752135915
>>752136392
rollarino x2
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>>752136315
Third and final reroll
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>>752135915
2nd roll
>>
roll 2
>>
roll 3
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>>752135915
ill give it a shot for some stardew

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026803519/wishlist
>>
This on gets me everytime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnVag2Nwaug

http://steamcommunity.com/id/web3000_/wishlist
>>
>>752135915
http://steamcommunity.com/id/EarthboundSNES/
FUCK IT STARDEW HERE I COME
>>
>>752135915
>>752136392
>>752136438
last rollarino x3
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>>752135915
2nd roll
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>>752135915
3rd roll
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>>752136253
>>752136072
>>752135363
lol, that's what I meant when I say "anti-jokes". Those tards win.

OP
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>>752136494
>>752135915
reroll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026803519/wishlist
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>>752136504
3rd roll
>>
https://youtu.be/ZRbPWW4daBI

id/marcotgam
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>>752135915
>>752136538
reroll for stardew

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026803519/wishlist
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198161082457/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5DqB0cv8uw
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>>752136575
>>752135915
last roll for stardew
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026803519/wishlist
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>>752129352
It´s not on youtube anymore but here´s another link :)

http://vidmax.com/video/163213-HURRY-UP-Special-Needs-Boy-Wants-the-Cake-Already-Slams-His-Sister-s-Face-into-the-Lit-Candles

I keked my ass of from his celebration.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198009779031/
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>>752136536
Hey I’m the smiggle god dude, could you spare an extra 10 bucks and get me gta v?
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>>752136604
hahaha
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>>752135915
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991874249
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>>752135915
roll
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrSlitheen
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Guys what does rolling mean?
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>>752136536
Is this funny
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>>752135915
>>752136664
reroll
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>>752135915
>>752136659
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197991874249
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>>752136726
hint: you need to replace just one symbol.
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>>752136671
rolling your chances for a certain end number(s)
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>>752135915
heres a roll
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ukuGamRM
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>>752136875
2nd try
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>>752136904
and third
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>>752136931
last shot i believe
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>>752136766
Reroll 3
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>>752136536
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132840416/
>>
Richfag here, cant believe you cant roll trips. I gotta go soon, so from now on u can roll as many times u want
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>>752136786
Hahaha your profile is fucking terrible you sack of shit I can't believe you let others see you like that CRINGE MUCH? YOU FUCKING PJECE OF SHIT have fun burning in hell for being retarded you self destructive ppieace of shit pissing everyone off confusing everyone lacking sense in your own self not giving a fuck your a terrible person but youll never see it to much arragance in your own self dream on kid project on random fycks on the internet and laugh away everyone knows who the real retard is. sincerely fuck you you begging sack of freeloading shit.
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>>752129352
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Nagafreaky
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>>752137123
did I win, op?
>>
https://youtu.be/Hnw3Om9SyDY

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198386770466
I would like Tekken 7 please.
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>>752136536
Again, just if you didn’t see it. I’m smigglegod and I was wondering if you could spare 10 dollars extra for gta v
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..
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>>752137086
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198106691986
cuphead
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>>752137197
He already picked winners
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/karlero96
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>>752137086
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198106691986
cuphead pls
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>>752137086
rerolling then

http://steamcommunity.com/id/TachibanaInc/wishlist
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>>752137086
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198106691986
cuphead lol
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>>752136536

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198132840416/
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>>752137261
Roll
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrSlitheen
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>>752137086
cuphead
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198106691986
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>>752137086
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198106691986
cuphead roll
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>>752137086
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666
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>>752137086
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119961666/wishlist
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