Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon?
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Why don't you have a girlfriend, Anon?
>>752129183
Because women are likely to mislead in order to reproduce. This kills the male.
Because women are a terrible lying disgusting manipulative species and not worth the upkeep to have a steady stream of used up meat curtains. Thank you pornhub
>>752129183
I have a wife, thinking about getting a gf
>>752129183
Mainly because I'm married.
>>752129183
I basically don't leave the house. I go to the store and back, but that's about it.
>>752129183
I broke up with my asian gf trying to date a mexican girl
I have a philipino girl thats gonna fly over in a month or 2 though so this should be a funny trip to the airport
Because I'm not a commie
(They give god tier bjs tho)
Because i have little to no self confidence
>>752129963
Kys
sauce plz
Because I'm shy af and don't know how to start.
I'm not ugly tho, average at least. Anyone have tips on how to get a girl when you're still in school?
>>752130701
Gotta correct that, I'm not really shy but when it comes to making a move I have zero confidence
>tfw dudes had the same problem even in Victorian times.
>>752130863
lol
>>752130863
I wonder if he found his wife from that ad
>>752129183
Cause I like to have all my money with me and freedom.
>>752129183
sauce on the webm pls?
Cause i’d have to see her, listen to her and spend my precious time with her. Fuck NO
>>752131184
This too
>>752129183
Why? Simple, I have a needy brother who often takes most of my saturdays off, hence I am not able to go to bars and pick up women.
>>752130863
>tfw your buckwheats are first rate and your oats and potatoes are bully
>>752131454
>all those John Cena dolls in the background
why
>>752129183
I have a pretty unusual excuse in that I moved to a Muslim country in 2010 and the expat population is small. Most of them are old and married.
There are no foreigners my age and Islamic law prevents marriage of Muslim women to non-Muslims. Doing anything with women is a logistical nightmare because they all live with family who disapprove.
So I've had very little going on. Dated one Muslim, did some long-distance shit with a white girl, fucked a black girl on holiday. Apart from that, not much. I no longer seek anything with the local population and I don't want to set myself up for the difficulties of a long-distance relationship.
>>752131336
https://www.xvideos.com/video10898424/best_head_i_ever_seen#
>>752131548
Why did you move to a muslim country, and why aren't you moving back to the West?
I'm not trying
>>752129902
Amen, brother.
now i wish i asked her out and got that S u c c
>>752129183
Because I'd rather focus on fixing myself first, can't love someone else if you don't even love yourself, right?
>>752131534
That I do not know
>>752131466
Kek
>>752131336
Beryl18 Also known as Berylgem for a bit
I'd love to have a monogamic relationship based on mutual trust and the feeling of being the "bastion of calm" for my gf, but I cannot arrange myself with disgusting lies of pseudo loyality, behind-the-scenes-cocksucking and emotional violence/manipulation as soon as a 2017 girl knows the deep nature of my heart and soul just to use it for her own advantages.
>>752129183
I have a gf, but she's in Canada.
>>752131740
Well there's that.
I'm tryna still improve myself after my last two breakups: tryna to get fit (like the Zyzz), learning how to talk to hot college girls with out getting the creepy vibe (i'm an oldfag btw), and getting that sweet infiniti i30 from my $12.00/hr contract job.
>>752131892
Bro this is /b/ not /r9k/.
>>752130479
>>752131336
found it, beryl18
xvideos .com/video28093649/beryl18
>>752131657
It wasn't really my choice, I was a minor and my father got a job out here. I then started working here but that didn't pan out. I have a visa card so I can stay as long as I want.
I don't have any good reason to be here now, but I don't feel a big urge to move.
I know from past experience that it's very difficult to get anywhere socially without either working, studying, or joining some sort of local group. Considering that, I have no idea where I want to go. I don't need to get an IRL job because I can do okay with my online business. I'm not CEO 10k/day but I can survive in a Western country with what I make. University was not a great time for me so I don't want to rush back to that. I'm kind of out of ideas.
>>752130863
>having all of that by 18
>still no gf
How
>>752129183
i am fat and ugly
>>752129183
I do. She even pays her half of the rent
>>752129183
Cos I have a pot plant to jerk off into
>>752129183
I am married, but I still prefer my 2D waifus to my boring wife. I haven't fucked her in like 2 weeks, I can see the desperation; anything makes her angry lately, she's very irritable. Before that, she used to be pretty vanilla with sex (hardly any BJs, wouldn't into anal), so I stopped fucking her for about 3 weeks. One day, she had enough and gave me a blow job out of the blue, put her as on my face and I tongue fucked her asshole. I've been getting a BJ almost every time we fuck. It's been a few months since that, but she started to bore me again, so like I said earlier, I haven't fucked her in about 2 weeks. She tries to start sex, but I just fuck off somehow.
I have been saving about 4 days worth of cum, in case my wife was good enough, but last night she annoyed me, so today I'm blowing my load to best grill Anna Nishikinomiya.
To hell with 3D bitches, and start worshipping 2D. Any normalfags who say otherwise feel free to fuck right off to reddit.
>>752132192
I'm 28 and my fun parts of college were stolen from me, because I was a nerdy dimwit back then. I regret not going to college bars at that time. I wished I did more.
Now, as an old fag, i go to college parties now. But hey, the beer's cheap and the girls are very friendly. And that I come to love Trap music more than ever.
>>752132192
bro you need to think of the most perfect life you could imagine. Then figure out what steps you'd need to do to reach that
>>752132473
Forgot to add pic Of me and wife
>>752132693
>>752132473
not samefag
I've been in relationships. Always been avoiding getting kids. Because, if you get kids. You are stuck. I have a very high paying job now, my own house, a pretty decent property way out by the ocean west in Norway. I have 1200 games on steam and can play whenever i want. I also have a insulated garage i spend alot of time in welding, creating things and automating stuff.
If i got married. Guess how many of these things i could be doing.
>>752132800
I'd bet CA$20.00 his wife is as hot as kate upton.
>>752132693
lmao
>>752129183
Was married for 10 years and pretty much lost interest in sex, due to drugs and having an ugly wife who was terrible in bed. I've had a few women and men at work make passes at me but I'm just not interested anymore. Even had this one woman follow me around the store kek. It's funny how butthurt women get when you reject them.
>>752132832
Indeed, that's why my mantra now is to "not commit and never settle". I'd fuck around and never settle. I'll most likely get married by age 40, because by then I'd be frail as fuck when going to bars at that time.
I just want to improve myself, fuck without any string attached and get money.
>>752132832
An old friend of mine just got engaged and he's already way less interesting than he used to be.
But I disagree about not having kids. I have an aunt and uncle who decided not to have kids. They have a lot of money, travelled the world (all seven continents, yes even Antarctica). Now they're in their 60s, winding down, less work, less play, some of their friends are dying off. They have nothing except stories that they will soon not remember. They're bitter, shitty people.
>>752132693
>(you)
>>752132863
What kind of a stupid fucking gargantuan faggot uses that shit tier currency? Fuck off to a steam beg thread, poor-fag.
>>752129219
this right here explains it. except im there while they chose to do that and we both know it. so once they get used up then neither of us likes one another. fuck you normies
>>752133023
I literally am married solely to have kids. My wife makes for a very good friend, but I have lost interest in sex. I guess that's what married life is about, finding someone who you can be with all the fucking time, and want to be with, even if you are bored of sex.
>>752133023
I could always steal a kid. That works out wonderfully.
>>752129183
I have and shes a trap.
Posted in threads yesterday too
Because I work too much and machines dont exactly respond to advances.
>>752132094
He makes good points though, /r9k/ is a normalfag board full of memes and porn now.
>>752129183
Because I'm married.
>>752129183
I have no reason to want one.
>>752132193
that face always get me
>>752129183
I used to have one, it's gone now tho
Seriously im straight kissless virgin since birth. Never had physical contact with a what i call desirable fem. I dont even try anymore. I fap to /b and thats it after i keep on with vidya and steam. So seriously do i miss something out of life?
>>752129183
because my wife would murder me and the girlfriend. she's funny that way.
I wish my wife liked cum, but she doesn't. She just likes creampies :(
>>752133961
I'm sorry /b/ro but yes you are missing out. At least have the experiences to work out if it's worth pursuing. You literally don't know what you're missing.
No women I'm interested in around.
I've had too girlfriends who were absolutely horrible in bed.
They were like some kind of lifeless sexdolls with the ability to complain.
I'm single now and enjoying casual sex with girls who actually want sex and not to just pretend to be a nagging starfish.
>>752133647
>I have and shes a trap.
you mean he?
>>752129183
After 11years, I was tired of watching her deteriorate into a depressed and angry shell of herself. I tried to help and all I really did was make her feel unworthy.
Its sad and depressing but it had to be done.
I really miss our fantastic sex life.
Why do you think, dumbfuck?
>>752129183
Because im a creepy fuck.
>>752130084
This.
>>752132955
that's terrifying
>>752134239
I said what i meant
>>752134498
Moose are metal as fuck.
I'm shy and extremely insecure. I'm not ugly and I know that since I have blown fucking multiple opportunities, like every year. Also I have no friends so I really only connect with people that I have to work with in classes.
>>752132193
i can't stop laughing
I wouldn't even mind being perpetually single if it wasn't for those awkward moments when someone asks if you have a girlfriend. Then you either have to make up some bullshit or tell them the truth, solidifying your status as a fucking loser.
>>752129183
i am after a girl but she just wants to be friends
thing started ok, we make a good couple, she 40 im 35 so she should be after me but.
she kinda knows i like her and thinks she can have me anytime so i screwed, top of that, i'm not too tall and she is obsessed with height, when she's on high heels she's a bit taller but hey, life sucks
i should stop talking her at once, but for the moment i have nothing else to date so what the fuck, also all my friends are married and i can't count on them
Just got out of a "relationship" lasted one week, I left her after having sex, not only was she incredibly boring, she was also the worst in bed
No confidence, i have shit- tier teeth, and i have a weirdly large face with a skinny body.
>>752129183
Dude, I've never even had a friend in my entire life. One step at a time. Damn.
>>752135571
ditch the bitch
You have literally no profit from keeping to talk to her
>>752135694
Work out and go out every now and then
>>752135571
First step is to make her look at you as a sexual being so that she will consider you as a potential partner. Friends usually stay in the friendzone.
The second step is to tell her about your feelings.
>>752135694
My nigger
>>752129183
jokes on you, Ihave two right now
>inb4 making this up
go out and get a life, if you're interested i can greentext how I got two
>>752136306
Go for it
>>752135963
How do you go about helping someone see you as a sexual being/potential partner?
Not the person you responded to but I'm curious.
Because I am a single full time dad and my kids are more important... Sigh.
>>752135732
yes i do she's so much fun
>>752135963
i know i have to score with other girl so she will take me somewhat seriously, but until now no luck, when i went out with my friends i could score easily but now with my job and everything is really hopeless
thanks guys
>>752130084
this + work
workplace has way more men then women
i also dont do online dating
im getting used to being lonely, although its still not a good thing, never will be
>>752136808
Why a "sigh? You dont like your situation right?
I just call the feds because your kids might be in immediate danger. You sick fuck will get stripped off of everything
>>752136908
>>752135732
well then you're a massive cuck and she's manipulating you
>>752136979
Kek.
>>752129183
because the woman as the one in your gif are fake.
I had two long relationship both ended badly. Now I don't have self esteem and I cannot talk with woman without blushing.
>>752136979
You're fucking crazy
>>752129183
Because I'm a 23 year old loser who looks like a 15 year old.
>>752136808
I heard single dad's get tons of female attention.
>>752137138
It is ok. I am used to it. I am a martyr.
>>752129183
I do and I trust her
Honestly most guys are pretty bitter I feel about how women are these days but I mean just find one that's worth the effort.
>>752137192
It is true but because they know you do everything. So they want you to take care of their kids, do all the chores, and pay for everything.
>>752136441
>>752136306
okay faggots, story time
>be me
>be 17
>be in high school
>found out that one of the girls have a huge crush on me
>not chad, but not bad looking
>nice hair, quite muscular too
>disisgunnabeaneasydunk.jpg
>text her next friday
>hey, wanna hang out sometime?
>I like you
>ofc she agrees
>hang out
>convert her to .gf
>get the succ
>feelsgodman
>be together for more than 2 years
>get to fuck often
>another girl notices me
>she's getting jealous
>one night we were out drinking
>other girl was there
>comes to me and hugs me
>I hug back (not a simple hug, more like a lover's)
>tfw gf saw it
>goes batshit
>tells me she wants to break up
>fine by me
>just like that we broke up
>few months pass
>i go to uni
>had to move to a big town
>many girls
>on one meetup of similar interests
>qt3.14 slavic chick starts to touch me everywhere
>get her number
>start to go to jog with her
>last gf texts me
>"anon I miss you"
>opportunity4pussy
>go with it
>meet up to fuck ocassionally in my hometown
>while most of the time in the uni's town I'm with the qt1.34
>feelsfuckinggoodman.jpg
>>752129183
Cause I have a boyfriend. A lil qt chinaboy I met here while he was studying
>>752137155
post pic, we can rate you and tell you what you can improve
>>752129183
This one girl, started taking pictures of me and using that no makeup app and gawd, I started seeing these pigs wanting to look at me without my helmet and how the fuck would I go out again - without my mask on, I mean, gawd
>>752137155
Luckeh
>>752132207
>bro
even the godamn groceries, feelsalrightman.
>>752132193
Oh shit my sides
>Hamlet captcha
>>752129219
>implying i want to be everything wrong in this world, destroying their lifes as teens so when they become adults they are totally broken and cant be happy for the rest of their lifes. no thanks
Because I make these
>>752129183
Well... I had bad experience with women since middle school, one lyied even that i groped her. Besides, every girl i met is.. Boring, i don't have a thing that i can talk with girls, they are in 9/10 cases thots, and rest are ugly desperate toxic cunts.
I just cant do it. Im scared of girls asking me things or whatever. I do flee the scene immediately even though i would rather nut off inside her. How can i change that? Even booze doesnt make a difference please advice?
>>752137070
she doesn't, because i know perfectly i have nothing to do unless something changes, maybe she does think as you, who cares
>>752137998 (You)
Also, work
>>752129183
cos my head is big and my teeth are fucked
>pic related will never be me
>>752129183
Too costly. I prefer hookers.
>>752130863
1800s Elliot Rodger
>>752138284
Feel you,
We all wanted to be Taylor, cuddling with pepe
i somehow managed to stumble upon a chinese gf who is pretty loaded so we now live in a condo her mom bought just for us to reside in. only paying maintenance and internet bill which is a fucking bargain.
>>752129183
Honestly, I don't try. Mostly because I think that every girl I am attracted to isn't attracted to me. I've yet to find out that there was a girl who liked me when I also liked them. Another reason is because of what happened when I did confess my feelings to someone. In short, I was humiliated. As soon as I told her how I felt, everyone began to ridicule me for such an act. Last reason is because I fear rejection. The feeling of being heartbroken by someone who had no interest in you anyways usually hurts.
>>752138486
Btw this my chink she does it all all night long
Be amazed jealous loser
>>752129183
Because I'm not that good looking, and I refuse to settle for anyone not out of my league.
>>752137322
Fuck that, posted myself on rateme before and got told I was adorable, and that I should go visit an endocrinologist.
>>752137545
Looking this young is a fucking curse
>>752129902
This. :D
>>752129183
because she broke up with me 4 days ago
>>752138585
I totally feel you man. How the fuck are you supposed to know when a girl is into you? What if you're autistic and can't read social que's? Only way I'm asking a girl out is if I know she'll say yes. Can't be dealing with that level of humiliation.
>>752138614
>filename
>inb4 bait
saying the post is ironic doesn't make it any less retarded
>>752138690
Not in 4 years.
You'll see.
>>752137294
you sound like a scumbag
>>752138926
for getting pussy? m8 at least i can have sex
women are manipulative lying sacks of shit
if you want women, you have to be a douchebag at some level or form
>>752129183
I do
balls still full tho
> pic not related
>>752138470
I love this comment
>>752134515
He's just correcting your typo.
Ive always been to pussy to actually ask a girl out tbh, sad because like 3 girls have had a crush on me and i was always to pussy to do anything, like trust me i tried but i always got so horribly nervous i couldnt bring myself to do it
>>752129183
I do, she wants me to replace my PC with consoles to make way for kids
>>752139169
Balls full, wallet empty.
>>752129183
i'm poor
>>752129183
because why spend all that maintenance on someone else when you could be spending it all on yourself
women are scary
>>752129183
shes dead just like i am inside
>>752130701
get a job and start chatting to girls that way. keep the conversations work related and then go from there
>>752139454
surprisingly not
being full is fun but Im not one of those guys who can hold it for like a week
>>752129183
TINY dick and fucking ugly. I dunno
>>752139606
I'm still in school and don't have the slightest bit of time for a job
>>752133961
dude. listen to me.
buy a sub to GQ magazine and get a gym membership. start up the stronglifts 5x5 program. go out weekly to the bar. every fucking week on a friday or saturday. it doesn't matter if you sit by yourself.
try to make 5 friends in real life before summer of next year. 3 if you're rural.
they must be guy friends that have an interest in being social. not internet friends. people you meet.
thank me in a years time.
because the small amount of ones that try to hook up with me are either unattractive or uninteresting
I just pop chances and opportunities even guaranteed laid oppos because ive spent most of my life as NEET but vidya. I also get headache from situations outside at the store when i resupply my freezer. So there was a girl asking for the lighter/the girl asking me whay i do listen to and a girl who asked me what time is it after being around me for minutes. I just cant identify sexpurpose confrontations at all.
In all 3 cases i just fled the scene even though i would fucked them with lights off because im insecure. Whats wrong?
Every fuckable woman I meet is taken. Refuse to settle down with less than a 7, an older woman with kids, or non white woman
>>752140507
holy fuck, what the hell happened to your grammar. are you sure people want to fuck you?
>>752139779
Si basicly dress like fag and shred so shitty that you end up looking good only of naked.. Ffs.
>>752140802
So you'd rather have no sex than to have sex with girls that don't apply to your way too high standards?
>>752132406
>tfw smoking the ghosts of your unborn children
because im an ugly guy with a very low self esteem that hates his life...
I do haz gf.
>>752140944
No im not sure nothing is for sure in my life except electric bills and a stable ISP connection. I should just give it all up and stick to what i do best. Shooting someones head off in a vidya
im too busy whoring myself out to guys on the internet. its really hard to switch from like mega sissy submissive faggot back to my normal dominant straight attitude.
I have a girlfriend. Mostly
For sex though I guess. She is amazing in bed and will do anything I want. I can tell her to blow
Me anytime I want or give me a handy or pretty much anything anytime. She literally will do whatever I tell her even outside of sex. It’s nice but I want to be able to hang out with friends again and talk to other women. I had a couple chicks trying to fuck me when I met my gf and now I regret not trying to get as much pussy as I could. I love having a girl worship my cock like my girlfriend does but I feel like havin multiple pussies without the emotional commitment would make me happier I am only 20 and she has a hell of a grip on me it blows
because im shy and not sure how to find a girl
i am have crippling autism and ready to die
because i'm a gay sissy crossdressing cock addict ?
>>752142928
YUP
this
>>752142928
No one wants to see that shit you fucking degenerate
>>752143028
except like 75% of /b/
>>752143028
fine i removed myself :))
When i finally got the guts and try to talk to one she suddenly starts screaming and runs away in panic.
>>752143107
*5%
>>752143150
are you an alien
or just hideous and fucked up
>>752129183
Because real women are nothing like porn stars.
>>752140995
Yes. I’ve fucked over 40 woman, I’m over random hookups. Why would I date a woman that’s not what I want. Just wasting her time and mine.
>>752143339
Not true, some real woman are exactly like porn stars minus getting paid for it
cuz I'm 28 and I have no job and prospects and live with my mother.. really not a joke
(pic unrelated)
>>752131454
>Go to bars to pick up women.
Found your problem. The internet is a thing, you know. Also, there's this weird period of time known as "After Work." Not to mention, helping your disadvantaged brother is free pussy points.
>>752129183
height 5.6
weight 75kg
age 20
need i say more?
Whatever time I have as a single man is devoted to guitar and audio research. I achieve enough talent, my aspergers and bland appearance won't mean shit. I doubt the 15 years I put into my abilities are going to amount to any degree of legitimate success, though. Above all things, I enjoy playing and it allows me to go off into my own world. Fuck everything else, it completes me.
>>752129183
Because I find most women to be liars, untrustworthy, not knowing the meaning of the word loyalty. They seek constant upgrades, want too much attention and expect everything to revolve around them. They are children. Plus they always want to spend shitloads of money on dumb shit I don't need and want me to be a mind reader.
No thanks.
>>752143580
Explain your situation, anon. Why don't you get a job, a house, and a girl? You are about 10 years past when you should have.
>>752144873
I'm sure there are women out there with the same impression of men. Pretty sure males are more unfaithful than women too.
>>752129183
Because its 2017 and VR is a thing now.
>>752144702
Lose some weight and it's doable. I'm shorter.
Got a (night shift) job and my own house, but don't go out.
Just vidya and books all day erry day with bouts of solo travel.
>>752133570
kek'd so hard
>>752145879
thanks for the motivation mate !
Because I would be a terrible partner. Never had sex, would be bad at it, am super emotionally distant with everyone, and is awkward and detached with even the people closest to me.
>>752146862
you can still get laid even if you're dead inside!
>>752137284
That's true
>>752147016
Yeah, with a prostitute or something. Or maybe a one night stand type of deal where I'd never see her again. I would finish very quickly and never satify her.
>>752130863
Poor guy. Middle aged and still no wife
Has anyone seen that efuckd video where the guy wins a lottery to fuck a porn star, and he cums about 3 seconds after she touched his dick with her hand? That would be me.
>>752147676
saus looooooooooooooooool
>>752141183
hey its me
>>752144702
I'm 5'7 so not much difference. Not been much of an issue for me. It's worse using dating sites as, given the opportunity, so many women just set 6'0" as a minimum cos I sounds 'right'. I've had tons of success mostly from meeting in the 'real' world. I've attended a lot of evening classes over the years, cooking is a good one. You automatically share an interest to break the ice.
Met a few women in bars but none were girlfriend material cos, well, I met them in a bar.
Some success on dating sites though. Getting past the initial filter is the main thing,
>>752147676
Sauce
>>752141030
A plant in a pot.
>>752141030
>ghosts of your unborn children
>>752148029
>>752148261
https://efukt.com/20929_The_24_Year_Old_Virgin.html
my average sized dick and pint sized self esteem
>>752148167
This sounds right
5'5 here tho :l
>>752148578
At the last 40 seconds
>>752132193
kek'd
>>752129183
Because I'd rather stay home and play video games, and anxious about making an online dating profile.
>>752148167
thanks dude, cooking classes is a nice idea !
i am good at cooking tho
>>752148128
hey me too!
>>752137950
that's more of a description of the one on the left lol
because i learned that having a woman makes me feel less happy than when im alone
>>752150568
That's deep, and i'm not even joking
But I do op! And it's not an online one like most faggots have :)
i have
>>752129183
she left me yesterday cause we needed more time to get to know each other
>>752150817
>>752150868
>>752132088
holy shit are you me?!
>>752132693
>being this fat and still having small tits
why not kill yourself already
I am head-over-heels in love with a girl who at once did but no longer feels the same. After she cut things off she continued to string me along for months until one day i confront, asking "do you have any plans in the future for you and me?" She gives a blatant "no".
>confrontation was two months ago
>even stronger affection for her now
