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>>752127587
withoutfaggot spam b would be empty
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>>752127587
>spam.png
>spams that
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>>752127620
Sshh don't tell the "oldfags" that!
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>>752127765
qt
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>>752127866
Real qt
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*Posts little bum into thread.*
:3
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>>752128130
Oh wow that isn't even close to what I wanted to post...
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post more taytay titties
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Can not wait to use my exit bag this Friday night
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>>752128164
Still edging to that bum
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>>752128168
I am okay with this
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A girl a liked just started dating a nigger. Should I just give up on white women?
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>>752128174
Fuck, that pic is really turning me on.
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>>752127960
She has beautiful eyes too
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>>752128174
i'm jealous anon

>>752128289
me too
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>>752128446
Nah. Fap hard to the thought
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>>752128250
Maybe you should try giving her little bum a swat when she gets in. :3
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>>752128534
Fuck yes I love Tay boobs
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>>752128590
Based one the amount of precum I just leaked, one swat with my cock would probably finish me off
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>>752128130
Ana is so nice to look at
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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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What kind of panties does T Swift wear?
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>>752128765
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>>752128537
thought of what?
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>>752128877
The kind I want to rub on my cock
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Kevin "A few vodka martinis and I'm feelin' for a weenie" Spacey
Kevin "A little sip of the rum and I go for a little bum" Spacey
Kevin "molested a child drunk on beer now I've come out as queer" Spacey
Kevin "preteen boipucci on the daily" spacey
Kevin "I don't remember trying to suck that boy's member" Spacey
Kevin "The Usual Suspect" Spacey
Kevin "Old Rum and Young Cum" Spacey
Kevin "I've had too much wine but damn that kid's ass looks fine" Spacey
Kevin "Yeah I touched a teen, but it's only cause I had too much Jim Beam" Spacey
Kevin "a glass of wine to hear you whine" Spacey
Kevin "My house, my rules" Spacey
Kevin "likes it spicy" Spacey
Kevin "I drink my spirits neat then use a boy's face like a seat" Spacey
Kevin "I got to play out my fantasy in American Beauty" Spacey
Kevin "I forced myself on a young boy in a mistaken sexual advance so now I've lost a lucrative contract" Spacey
Kevin "If I say I'm gay, being a pedo is okay!" Spacey
Kevin ''Finished that case of beer, time to sodomize that boys rear'' Spacey
Kevin "old cum and young bum " spacey
Kevin "I've had one too many ports so let me reach down your shorts" Spacey
Kevin "I was totally drunk and I didn't even spunk" Spacey
Kevin "If you can't produce semen, I'll leave you screamin" Spacey
Kevin "I may be seeing double but surely this won't get me in trouble" Spacey
Keving "A sip of the gin and I'm at it again" Spacey
Kevin "gonna have a drink, then put it in your stink" Spacey
Kevin "Bottle of liquor then criminal dicker" Spacey
Kevin "don't mix grain and grape or it may end in rape" Spacey
Kevin "I enjoyed getting to squeeze ya but now I seem to have amnesia" Spacey
Kevin "I'm feeling sleazy and you're looking easy" Spacey
Kevin "this is my field, Harvey!" Spacey
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Kevin "tried to get his dick wet but now filled with regret" Spacey
Kevin "why did this kid wait so long to say I slurped on his schlong?" Spacey
Kevin "I gave him a Schlitz. Why all the fits?" Spacey
Kevin "i didn't even cum not even in his bum" spacey
Kevin "I had a brandy, now I'm feeling randy" Spacey
Kevin "A bit of Heineken and that ass is mine again" Spacey
Kevin "consequences will never be the same" Spacey
Kevin "the unusual suspect" Spacey
Kevin "Roman Polanski" Spacey
Kevin "when he went for a nap, I raped Anthony Rapp" Spacey
Kevin "If you suck my dick, I'll put you in my next flick" Spacey
Kevin "I don't remember raping this 14 year old... BUT it sounds like something I would do. Sorry bro. Im gay now" Spacey
Kevin "You may be fourteen, but I'm an Internet meme!" Spacey
Kevin "The cock stroker and boy prostate poker" Spacey
Kevin "Kid, it's just show biz. Now swallow my jizz" Spacey
Kevin "If I stick it in your ass, you're a new member of the cast" Spacey
Kevin "Gets drunk tries for humps and turns boys hemorrhoids into speed bumps" Spacey
Kevin "He had a Rolling Rock, then I forcefed him my cock" Spacey
Some of Kevin Spacey's best movies; lest we forget. 2017 sequel edition.
American Beauty: Teen Boy Patootie
The Usual Suspects: Unwanted Buttsex
Seven Part 2: Young Boy in the Loo
LA Confidential: Child Rape is Essential
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>>752128765
I like what that Anon was saying in the last thread about being so covered in precum that he'd slide in easily.

I think that'd be a good challenge. Use her body any way you want besides any penetration to work up enough precum to coat your entire length being sliding it into her, just to prove how badly you want to fuck her.

Not that she'd need it, I'm sure she gets wet enough herself. ;)

>>752128821
I accidentally posted it but I think it turned out to be a good thing anyways, she's really pleasant. :]
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Kevin "You haven't worked long. Take a bite of my schlong" Spacey
Kevin "Didn't know I was gay? Watch out as I spray!" Spacey
Kevin "We'll walk through a meadow. A boy and his pedo" Spacey
Kevin "Have a cocktail. Have a cock in your tail" Spacey
Kevin "When I drink scotch whisky, with boys I get frisky" Spacey
Kevin "it's more fun when they run" Spacey
Kevin "shootin' flicks and suckin' dicks" Spacey
Kevin "how old is fourteen really?" Spacey
Kevin "When I drink too much gin, fucking boys is no sin" Spacey
Kevin 'age of consent is a social construct' Spacey
Kevin "trouble's coming my way, better say that I'm gay" Spacey
Kevin "takin' roles and fillin' holes" Spacey
Kevin "Liquor before beer must've made me a queer" Spacey
Kevin "I was in Call of Duty now give me that booty" Spacey
Kevin "I like the theatre in Jack Nicholsons house, Roman and I got them, quiet like a mouse" Spacey
Kevin "who needs to fap when there's Anthony Rapp" Spacey
Kevin "No van and no candy, just a tumbler of brandy" Spacey
Kevin "my whole life is crumbling down like a House of Cards" Spacey
Kevin "Underage male ass I'll cum in it fast" Spacey
Kevin "Big cums in young bums" Spacey
Kevin "at least no one's gonna confuse me for John Cusack anymore" Spacey
Kevin "Had one too many at happy hour now it's time to find some little boys to deflower" Spacey
Kevin "saying I'm gay is a loophole but I'm ready for more poophole" Spacey
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Anyone love a bit of Saoirse?
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>>752128728
>only three years older than me
>looks like a total milf
Oh fuck.
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>>752128637
me too anon, theyre some of my favourite
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Pedophilia is a mental illness. Pedophiles that have commit no crime should have access to voluntary "incarceration" if they fear they cannot control desires(through hentai, dolls, etc) and don't want to face execution. Once admitted to the program they will be studied to find a cure, if no cure exists, they go to penal legions, work camps or can opt for voluntary castration(not required to opt out of program) before release back into general population. Child rapists should be executed immediately.
There is nothing biologically wrong with attraction to females capable of ovulation and breeding. That said there is at least some evidence to suggest females breeding as early as 11 can threaten the life of the child and the mother, for this reason I'd advise waiting to impregnate your early adolescent wife until she is 16, since most females will be able to safely breed by this point. It is imperative that we strive to repair society and free it of degenerate. (((AoC))) laws help create such degeneracy by normalizing premarital sex.
The female's place is in the home. Betrothment is a necessity. A female having multiple mates damages her ability to "pair bond", Microchimerism also permanently soils her eggs. Commie "feminists" pls go and stay go
Allow me to reiterate: Pedophilia is a mental illness such as Homophilia or foot or scat fetishists(Thought foot and scat are less extreme and pose less of a threat) and they should have access to help if they can't hide their desires. Those Pedophiles that abuse pre-pubescent children are irredeemable trash that deserve nothing but death.
Hebephilia is perfectly natural and attraction to females capable of producing eggs to be fertilized is not comparable to attraction to pre-pubescents.
>b-but children can consent!
>b-but women deserve freedom to whore around!
>b-but Sodomites are people!
>b-but my feelings!
You deserve to be crucified.
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>>752128972
Them fucking
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>>752128174
Damn I keep posting but forgetting to ask you, what happens this Friday?
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>>752129200
please post more of her legs
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>>752129120
That was me, I'm so close to cumming
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I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, /b/ is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become.
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>>752129200
That spade tattoo, I assume this means she fucks niggers?
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>>752128529
Oh yes.
>>752128943
Oh oh...
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>>752129242
God I am diamonds for Tay
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>>752129304
It does. This is her new movie
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>>752129242
I'm going to use helium to end my life.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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>>752129341
:3
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>>752129200
yep
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>>752129056
Jobruv/joanon! How are you?
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>>752129399
Ok I'm fucking sick and tired of this Rick and Morty IQ meme. Please just fucking stop. I don't even know the full story about why R&M fans think the show makes them smart. But honestly I am seriously getting SO pissed off at this meme. I can't believe I'm writing this, but I feel I should. I am so sick and fucking tired of this "Rick and Morty IQ" meme bullshit. Please, it's grating and painful to me. I don't even watch the show (I know almost nothing about it), but I just want this meme to die as soon as fucking possible. It's literally mocking fans of the show, and I am not okay with a meme meant to insult others. I don't know why fans think the show makes them smart, but holy fuck I don't give a goddamn shit. Please, for the love of all that is holy, let this meme die already.
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>>752129276
That was you? I feel honored.

>>752129368
I hope so.

>>752129397
But why this Friday?
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>>752129413
Havent actually seen this one. Amazing body on Diora though
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Most unfunny pasta in a celeb thread I have ever seen. I hope you all enjoy the fucking ban, you stupid fucks. I hope the fucking ban was worth it you shitheads. Get fucking reported, you wastes of human life. Any fucking moment now, the mods will be kicking down yer fucking door to rape you, yer mum, and yer fucking slut nans, then as yer screaming and crying in pain, the take yer fucking shitty computer that you decided just this once to be an unfunny, stupid fuck. I hope the fucking memes were worth it you stupid fucks, I fucking hope they are. For when the mods snap yer fucking 2003 laptop in fucking half over yer fucking skull, you shalln't be laughing at this moronic bullshit, fuck you and your stupid queen and unfunny as fuck bananas faggots.
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>>752129529
Still edging and leaking
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What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and i have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu.You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu with you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamned desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>752129413
Saved
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Oh, wait it's a herman thread
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>munnfag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>katyfag
>pedofag
>footfag
>g-fag
>RPfag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
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>>752129529
Well i'm going to see an escort and lose my V card, after that get something to eat from Mc Donalds as a last meal.

Then drive home to my room and use the exit bag before my mum comes back from holiday on Saturday.

Tired of being me.
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>>752129550
>>752129614

Mommy Diora is a fuckable Goddess.
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>>752129478
I'm gonna be hanging from a tree for TayTay soon.

:c
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Herman is some autistic deviant who was spending every waking hour on here shitting the place up. He would start most of the celeb threads for the express purpose of trying to create a circle jerk because he is a huge faggot that is only interested in anon's dicks and not the girls in the pics he is posting.
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The main Herman of the celeb thread is an autistic NEET shut-in:
His posts =
>stutterfag spammer/VicJustice >Mackenzie Foy (underage atm)
>Francesca Capaldie (ginger girl underage atm)
>Tayanon (one of them) as a homosexual circlejerk under the guise of a female celebrity
>Ariana Grande scat fetish spam
>impersonates Robertsfag by spamming spiderman, while requesting Emma R to be posted, fooling anons into believing it's actually Robertsfag
>does double bluff troll spamming horses when Robertsfag posts Emma R to trigger him, perpetuating a spam cycle
>he spams his own Herman pasta to draw attention to himself
Typically, the NEET Herman's autism is triggered when other anons ignore him and he begins his troll posts/spam
Any questions?
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>>752129723
I just feel like some people are made for this world and some are not.

I'm the latter.
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>>752129441

Who?
>>752129527

Best bella hea
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of throat clogging most of the logs will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Andy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these logs, to realise that they're not just runny- they say something deep and sticky about CREAMY LOGS. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixxs Log of Shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy's existential catchphrase "Skidding Down Your Fucking Throat," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy's clogtastic wit unfolds itself in their fucking throats. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a BVB tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' (and Andy's) eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand, except Andy who is of such power that he is above the IQ system. Nothin personnel kid
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>>752129698
You got that right
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>>752129478
Great legs and feet. Fuck yeah
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>>752127351
>>752129723
I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, /b/ is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become.
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>>752129691
After feeling your penis in wet vagina for the first time youll change your mind and just start fucking escorts on the regular
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I have a problem. I'm way too smart for my age, and everyone around me is intellectually inferior.
I'm 18 and at high school, but everyone in my class is fucking stupid. I try to engage them in religious debates (Atheist here) and political debates (Neo-Socialist) but all they care about is parties and Facebook. They also listen to shit music (metalhead here).
What can I do to get away from these morons
Pic related, me.
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>>752129691
>>752129828
Tell me a little about your life Anon that makes you tired of being you.
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>>752130052
Can you imagine some black athlete lift fucking Taylor in the air. Her long legs spread out. toes curled.
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
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>>752130069
I'm more expecting to hate myself even more but it's something I just want to do, just once. Have someone touch your skin.
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>>752129200
why the fake tattoo?
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>>752129416
>>752129265

Her lucks are fuckable in and of themselves. I can't have been the only one fantasizing about cumming on them.

>>752129304

Must be.
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>>752130100
Thanks anon, I don't really have much of a tale.

I am not a good person, done many things I wish I could take back and I can't.
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>>752130276
Its a amazing feeling, and pretty addictive. Itll give you a new perspective in life. Youll fuck more and then prob kill yourself down the road
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Just watched Justice League. This Jew bitch is the best looking woman in the world right now.
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>>752130087
clairo<3
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>>752130528
her feet are beautiful <3
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>>752130594
Please I wanna worship Bella feet!!
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>>752130483
:c
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>>752130528
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>>752130594
they are
>>752130705
lol hey I don't like the fucking Jews either. Anti white greedy fucks. But their women tho. Wew.
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>>752130765
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>>752130329

That pic you posted is fake. She actually has a spades tattoo.
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>>752130907
WOOOOO
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>>752130725
Yeees! Right there in front of all
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>>752130907
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Get into bed with me anon
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>>752127801
Stroke of genius. I saw him live a few months ago the guy redid time warp, but his chair broke down while turning. He was obviously sad, he had such a long face.
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>>752131085
O-ok Bella...
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>>752131085
I would let this girl give me an std to be honest
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>>752131070
Slurp
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>>752131159
Why hasn't anyone taken the time to make a webm of her doing the two finger shuffle from The Babysitter?
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>>752131142
>>752131154
two boys at once...puuuurfect.
>>752131215
goodd question anon
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>>752131085
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>>752130939
Hooray for Boobies
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>>752127351
Those underwear are impractical
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>>752131242
Dibs on that pussy and sexy feet
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>>752131119
Alison had some great nudes!
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>>752131388
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>>752131368
DUDE
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>>752131396
Oh really?
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>>752131445
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Where's the sodie pops
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>>752129304
It's photoshop you dummy.
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finish him
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>>752131475
YUP
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>>752131541
She needs some cum on those soles
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>>752131441
What
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>>752131620
And?
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>>752131623
Haha does she?

Why would she specifically need cum anon?
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>>752131609
nice
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>>752131633
You know what
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Say hello to /pol/ everyone
They are among us
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>>752131685
Alison has some top tier feet man
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>>752131609
any more like this?
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>>752131736
I am /pol/ you beta little bitch
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>>752131682
Becuase it makes the skin soft.
And mainly because I want to cum on them
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https://youtu.be/zh0dNHzEadU
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>>752131727
Yeah I know
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>>752131829
FANTASTIC
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>>752129414
But I really need to fondle her feet anon
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>>752131803
Who did you think I was referring to?
Thanks for making it blatantly obvious of your political agenda here for everyone, by the way, absolute genius.
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>>752131850
You need to make sure they are all clean and well licked and sniffed before Bella lets you cum on them anon
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>>752131992
>political agenda
You're an idiot. I'm just here fapping.
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>>752132007
Oh fuck.. I am sorry. Yes of course!
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>>752132093
We'll see....
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my bride <3
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>>752132117
It's okay just make sure you get right in between those toes anon,show Bella what a good little footslut you arre.
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>>752132215
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I get knocked down

BUT I GET UP AGAIN
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>>752132237
Hnnggg. I will be the best footslut for her
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>>752132484
She has been in her heels working all day,the sweat on her soles will need licking up first and then a good oiled foot rub.

You jerking your cock for Bella's feet anon?
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>>752131939
Fondle smell lick suck oilup fuck cumcoat
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>>752132672
Basically... yes...
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>>752127587
This.
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>>752132665
fuck i love scarjo
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>>752128873
Topkek
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>>752129303
This man speaks the truth.
HidenSage shit breads like these
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>>752132965
>>752132965
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>>752132569
She reminds me of a young Mia Kirshner
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>>752129303
Hey! Somebody turned my post into copypasta?!!?
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>>752129779
are you trying to tell me that I might be mildly autistic? Ok, thanks anon!
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