Posibly had the most fucked up night I've ever had last night.
>Be me
>27
>Ordered escort
>No on profile
>Rang it
>She answered
>She said she would come pick me up
>Da fuq?
>I agree
>Go get shower
>Takes her 40 min to arrive
>When she does I leave this planet.
>Taxi picked me up
>She jumps in back with me
>She knows the driver well
>Mike
>Things only got stranger from here on
>Tell her I'm into feet and femdom
>She is very pleased by this
>I take her shoes off in back of taxi
>Little feet
>Stinky
>Very cute though
>I'm in hevan
>Drive knows what is going on in the back
>Dosen't care
>She's sucking my dick
>I'm sucking her toes
>Even kicks me in the balls a few times
>Drive lets us smoke in the back
>Even lends us note so we can snort coke off my phone
>I'm a very happy man at this point
>Free taxi
>Getting femdom
>Very happy indeed.
Cont?
>Things start to get strange from this point on
>She's sucking my dick and kicking my balls in the back of this taxi
>We pull into petrol station
>Pull my pants up
>Get out
>Go get money from cash machine
>Get back in
>Cont with the fun
>In heven
>Mike is very verbal but I don't give a shit
>I'm enjoying this bitch
>Alot
>We arrive at her home
>Mike did not just drop us off
>He gets out and comes inside with us
>WTF
>He then offoers to sell us coke
>OK
>Buy coke off Mike the taxi driver
>He then asks me how I'm getting home
>Tell Mike I'm used to wingging it
>He offers me a ride home in an hour anyway
>£40
>Yea dood i'll let you know
>Next supprise is waiting around the corner
>Her son is in the living room
>Da fuq?
>Fist bump her son
>TBH I didn't actually know it was her son at this point.
>Just thought it was her room mate or sumat
>Little cunt wants to cook the coke we just bought off Mike
>Erm
>OK
>Shit
>Now I'm smoking crack
>FFFFFF
>NM
>Crack was good
>Alot of fun TBH
>It's not the 1st time I done it
>But it was the best
>My head is totaly mangled by this point
>Dunno if happy or too fucked up to function
>I carry on regardless
>Son keeps calling hooker Mum
>?
>Yup it only gets weirder from here.
>So we smoke some more crack
>Kids boiling it on a spoon
>Really good shit TBH
>Knock on door
>?
>Fuck
>Kid answers door
>Big lad walks in
>I'm bigger but he was certainly big enough to be intimidating
>I'm hitting full paranoia at this point
>Almost shitting myself
>I'm out numbered
>And out gunned
>Keep getting offered crack pipes
>Each pipe makes me more para
>Still accept though
>Rude not to ay?
Anyone listning?
Don't even care if this is true or not. I'm awake at 3:00 a.m. and mildly curious as to where this is going
>>752097953
im here
lurking
Sitting in tree stand cold and bored continue
did you call her a negroid
>>752097953
Continue
>>752098222
Cont. For them trips.
>>752097923
Go on
what is strange about any of this
Please continue, I am intrigue
finally an interesting thread, keep going
>>752096585
Go on bro, we're listening
>>752097923
Finish the story.
>Things start to get weirder.
>She knows I like femdom and feet
>She keeps asking questions like
>Would I suck anouther guys dick
>Would I do anal
>I tell her no
>I also Tell her I'll try anything once
>Big mistake
>Me and the big guy are both invited into the living room
>M'kay
>This situation is going the wrong way fast
>She starts sucking his dick whilst I watch
>Very enjoyable TBH
>Luckily his dick wasn't too much bigger than mine so I feel a little comfortable
>Tell her to slap his balls
>They both refuse
>Oh
>She then comes over to me
>Starts sucking my dick
>Squeezing my balls
>Even slaps them a few times
>I'm loving it
>She keeps swaping back and forth between me and the guy
>Really happy
>She then goes into the kitchen and talks to her son
>I smile at the guy
>It's awkward when she isn't in the room
>Tell him so
>He agrees
>We wait patiently
>>752098601
Cocaine is a helluva drug!
Glad you're all enjoying this and FYI this is a true story that happned to me last night.
OP write the story down before posting next time.. stops us waiting forever for you to update
Moar!
>>752098729
This is a story, not a JOI. So STFU and wait like the rest of us
>I start to get impatient
>Shout her
>No answer
>Shout her again
>Still no answer
>Da fuq
>Tell him to shout her
>He does
>same result
>Fuck
>Bitch is on the crack pipe with her son
>She finallly reenters the room
>Thank fuck
>Most awkward 5 min of my life
>Sat covering my small dick
>She begins to suck his dick again
>I grab her foot
>Take her shoe off
>She has very little pretty feet
>A few caluses but still very noice
>She kicks my balls
>Hunng
>>752098763
I didn't have time, this is fresh OC.
>Tell her to slap his balls
>They both refuse
This part made me lol the hardest
sounds like a pretty normal night to me so far
biggest thing is it still baffles me why people smoke crack when they can shoot coke instead. so much cleaner high, just as intense, but no digusting taste and coughing
This is good
Waiting for cont
Fucks sake OP I hope you aren't writing this out
I think it's gonna end with him getting fuck in the ass
>2017
>not having greentext story pretyped
My dick's not gonna be hard forever OP
>>752099456
Sshhh, I haven't seen this one yet
>>752099111
>didn't have time
>to pretype
>still has time to type one post at a time
Wat
tell me the son gets sucked too and has a bigger dick than both
>She tells us to both stand up
>Next to each other
>Wanks 1 dick
>Whilst sucking to other
>This is getting very fun
>I'm enjoying it all
>She tells me to turn arround
>She has some cable ties
>Tells me to put my hands together
>She fumbles with the cable tie for awhile
>Then tells guy to do it
>He does
>My hands are now tied behind me
>She conts sucking and wanking our dicks
>Mine
>Then his
>She punches my balls a few times coz she knows I like it
>She starts to ask if I'll suck....
>No
>Look at him
>You don't want that either right?
>He just timidly smiles
>MFW when I want to be the sub but end up been the most alpha in the room
>This upsets her a little
>She gets a strop on
>You're not very submissive anon
>Not gonna suck his dick though
>Kinda fucked the atmosphere in the room TBH
>She went and did more crack with her son
>Anouther awkward 5 min in the room with just me n the guy
>No pants on
>She finally comes back
>He starts to rack up a few more lines on the table
>>752099456
Kkkkkkkkk
>>752099608
He is still high from crack. Time and space are folded and doesn't make sense
>>752099707
its getting spicy niggers
Fingers getting tired lol.
>>752099793
Bet that's not the first time thats happened tonight ayyy op
>>752098256
Doubled - VA
>>752099879
Hahahaha
Hurry the fuck up OP. I woke up to piss and can’t fall back asleep. You’ve truly piqued my interest.
>>752099951
Hurry the fuck up OP. I'm supposed to be asleep and need to see the end of this story.
>>752100016
2nd this
Come on man!
>So
>Coke's on the table
>Son walks in
>?
>Da fuq
>Cover my small cock and swollen balls
>Just stare at him in disbelife
>Honestly
>Da fuq is wrong with this kid
>Probs only 20 at most and he's just strolling into his mothers sex sessions?
>He has his line
>Leaves again
>Still shocked at how cool he is with all this
>Sure other lad was one of his mates
>Anyway, we cont
>I'm back on 1 sofa
>Lad sat on other
>She's sat in mid
>Smoking cig now
>God she's hawt
>Takes top off
>Can see boobies now
>Cock no longer needs jerking to stand up by itself
>Whole situation starts to fizzle out though
>Guy returns to his mate
>To smoke crack or whatever
>I'm left in the room with her though
>Victory
>Time to really play.
Op this is getting ridiculous I've been here 3 hours now . Plz continue ! your hurting /b/
>>752100501
Thread is barely an hour old
>>752100501
I'm struggling and loosing motivation/the will to live.
Inb4 dinosaur, bush's baked beans, bel air, etc.
> she sucking my dick and fingering my ass
> guys walks back in, she says 'its time'
> they bend me over lounge and hung guys starts fucking me
> doesn't take him long to come inside me
> son comes back in
> son has lubed hand and fists my asshole
> feels so good on my prostate I cum buckets
> we all do more crack
> walk home
I'm also struggling to remember what happens next
Gets abit hazy. I did alot of drugs.
inb4 his auntie comes in and sends him to Bell Air
>>752100599
Is there a lot more to go? Maybe just summarise to end it then.
>>752100695
Fuck off!
>>752100695
You're not OP, please tell me you're not. That ending is anti climatic as FUCK
>>752100771
Yea I spent a full night there and this is only the 1st couple of hours so far.
FFS, this is hard work...
>>752100695
Hell yeah OP!
8 green texts in 60min
Impressive WPM
>>752100771
How I am picturing OP right now
> My ass starts bleeding.
> I arrive at home and am panicking
> dose off for a moment
> knock on the door
> fuck.
> I get up can barely feel my feet
> it's the police anon, open the door
> I ask what they want
> they say son is kill
> fuck fuck
> they see my bloody pants and pull them down
> ambulance comes
> find note in my was
> good bye letter from son
> he never knew how do look even to do more like
> get arrested and write this from prison cell on my ipad.
>>752101172
did shrek came and said it's all ogre now?
>>752101172
I call bullshit, they won‘t let you have your ipad in a prison cell
>I rack up a few lines
>She really happy at the lines I rack
>We're both happy
>I sniff mine
>Pass her the note
>The glee in her eyes is unreal
>She sniffs hers
>I let her keep the note
>Time is money ay?
>She tels me to lie on the floor
>I do as i'm told
>She has more cable ties
>Fuck
>She fumbles about again
>I offer to help her
>Start the cable tie off for her
>She pulls it tight
>Straps my right arm to the table leg
>Start to worry
>I'm naked and my punching arm is strapped to a table
>She leaves the room
>Think she went to do more crack
>Dunno though
>I hate been this vunerable though
>Surrounded by crack heads
>Naked
>And dis armed
>I snap the cable tie
>Put my trousers on
>Go into the kitchen
>They arn't doing crack
>They're doing smack
>FML
>This just went down hill fast
>I watch them as they tilt tin foil and suck smack smoke through a tube
>Oh god
>I get offred some
>No way
>I draw the line at smack
>No chance in hell
>They cont
>I watch
>Ask her back to the living room
>I wanna get naked again and play?
>>752101669
Moar
>>752101669
Dont worry anons. This is real op.
>>752101815
Getting really tired.. I havn't slept since.
I just hope this ends with Fresh Prince.
>she says ok
>heads back into bedroom
>she starts sucking my dick again
>starts fingering my ass again
>i like it a lot
>we both get on the floor
>everyone do the dinosaur
>>752101947
Just post a list of highlights.
>>752101947
just finish so i can go to bed ffs
>>752100695
did this happen in north east England anon?
I swear the same thing happened to me last Saturday night
>>752102433
In Hammersmith actually
>I get told to go up to her bedroom
>It's a fucking state
>I thought my bedroom was bad
>This is a shithole
>I clear a space on the bed
>Shout her name
>Wut?
>Lets play
>Clean my room 1st
>Erm
>Sheet
>Bitch wants me to clean this bomb blast
>Nah
>Oi Vicky tie me up and abuse me?
>Not until the room is clean anon
>Fuck that
>Get dressed again
>go back down stairs
>Crack pipe is back on the go
>I'll have me more of that
>Me next son?
>OMG did I just say that?
>I just called this smack rats crack head kid, son?
>He looks very pleased at the fact I did
>I feel sick in the pit of my stomach
>Last thing I need in my life is a pros with a crack head son
>She starts to get very attached to the fact though
>Starts asking me if I want to be her BF
>HELL NO
>She asks me more than once though
>Panic stations
>This is starting to get really bad
>Dunno what to do
>Demand crack pipe off her son
>Give it to me
>Temp relif from this nightmare
>>752102243
I've started so I'm gonna fin. Highlights will just ruin it.
>>752098601
>>It's awkward when she isn't in the room
>>Tell him so
>>He agrees
>>We wait patiently
4chan has a completely normal social interaction.
>>752101172
Waht a ctach
>I go back into her living room
>Time to play
>Nope
>Do a dance for me anon?
>Erm
>Wut
>I want a lap dance anon.
>OK
>Fuck
>I do the best dance I can
>Strip naked
>Shake my ass
>Twerk, the best I can
>Jiggle my fat ass infront of her face
>She says she likes it
>I doubt it though
>Back in the taxi she said I had a big dick
>I do not
>So forgive me for disbelieving her lies.
>I gave it my best though
>Honestly tried my hardest
>So I kinda hope it was good
>She even shouted her son at one point and told him how good I was at danceing
>Who does that?
>NM
>At least I can dream
>so anyway
>I was twerking my fat ass for this bitch
>She was spanking my ass
>Also kicking between my legs
>I was having a whale of a time
>Pun intended
>Slap
>Kick
>HAHA
>Dance for me bitch
>>752103294
get to the point anon, this is taking too fucking long
>>752103401
There is no point, I payed a prostute to play with my willy. The End
>>752103401
I doubt that's OP tbh. There's a lot of fuckers making green text pretending to be OP
>>752103509
>>752103509
No, that was me.
you lost me at
>into feet
>>752103679
Don't care. I sucked on her toes and she had nice feet.
Pretty sure I've hit my second wind, now I can't sleep no matter what. May as well wait for OP to finish
>>752102558
don't know that part of Newcastle anon
Is this even real
The fuck
>I danced for 15 min
>Then her son entered the room
>He'd called me a taxi
>Oh
>Nm
>I get dressed and leave
>Tell taxi to take me to a cash point
>He does
>Kinda pissed me off though coz we drove past 5 to get there
>Finally park up at a cash machine
>Get a ton out
>Phone rings
>It's her
>FML
>Hey anon
>Hey Vicky
>Can I come back to yours?
>Yea
>Take me back to where you picked me up drive
>He does
>Cost me £10
>Meh
>Knock on door
>Son lets me inside
>Chad is there too
>Sells me a unknown powder
>Fuck knows what it is TBH
>Don't really care TBH
>Good thing about been suicidal is the fact nothing can do do you more harm than you already intend to do to yourself
>>752104096
Yes, I did this all.
>>752104096
fake story made by a 25yo guy with the brain full of drugs
This started off shit and got worse
>>752104251
True story, done by a 27 yo guy with a brain full of drugs
>>752104345
Don't read it then. FFS anon. I could make this story have an epic end or I can stick to the truth like I have so far?
>>752104429
so you plan on contacting her again?
Lmfao
>>752104482
Hell no! Bitch was fucked in the head. But yea I'd do it again TBH.
Shall I cont guys?
At this point it sounds like you spent a few hundred on half a blowjob and drugs for other people
>>752104601
Yes pls
>>752104624
Yea that pretty much sums up the stroy. Shall I cont anyway?
So nothing other than a handjob and some people did shitloads of drugs when you where waiting in a bedroom, ok
>>752104702
I did the drugs too anon. I also had alot of fun getting/watching a bj so far?
>>752104429
Can u finish your story pls
>>752104702
Why are you letting other people do your drugs? These people like you for your drugs as any crack or smack heads do.
Cont pls
>So I get sold a fine powder
>Not too happy with the contents but I give it a shrug of the shoulders anyway
>Cost me £40
>Son and fwend come storming in
>Its 100 for a gram
>She wispers to me
>Don't let them fuck you anon
>I stare the kids in the eyes and say
>Fuck off
>They pull frowny faces
>Tell them I'd quite happily sort them out a line each
>Kids not happy
>Tell them to pour some on the table then
>They do
>She asks to look at it
>I obblige
>She says meh
>I also think its meh
> Pile on the table still though and my name is still on it
>I'll wait
>Rack me and her a line each
>Honestly don't know what it is
>What do smack rats take, oxy something or other
>Think it's that.
>>752104765
C O N T
>Leave to go to a cash point
>Hooker rings you back up
Hehehe
>>752105149
I was doing there drugs? Did that get lost in the story?
>>752098033
Stfu no one cares
What a boring story. Just fucking stop OP
>>752101172
This guy must be in the air force, even army faggots don't take dick that fast.
>>752104694
do it faggot
>Things start to go sour at this point
>I've spent all night there
>It's now 7AM
>I've spent all night there
>Smoking crack
>Sniffing god knows what
>I'm trying to convice her to do some more foot fun and abuse me some more
>She does
>Not for long though
>She boots my balls a few times
>Then she gets up and leaves the living room
>Assume she doing more drugs without me
>Son enters the room
>Says she's gone
>Where she gone?
>Dunno, something about visiting family
>FFS bitch ditched me
>Asks if I want a taxi no
>Tell him I already got one
>You sure
>Yea
>Not been pushed about by this fag though
>I make sure I over stay my welcolme
>I get dressed, slowley
>Sniff his pile of powder
>Then sit on sofa and roll a cig
>Taxi outside anon
>And?
>Says, did you see my army uniform whilst you was upstairs
>Lol no
>Cont rolling my cig
>I take my time on purpose
>Butt hurt I just got kicked out but I ain't gonna let this little crack cunt push me out
>>752096585
OP is the pic related?
>Cig rolled
>I get to my feet
>Grab all of my belongings
> and start to make my way to the door
>I ring the same taxi I got earlier
>Get to the end of the road
>Fuck
>Forgot my alcohol
>Martch back to the door
>Knock on it hard
>Almost kick it down
>W w w ut ya want.
>I want my cider and vodka
>O oo K
>Takes too long so I nearly punch a hole in the door.
>I'm getting it
>Hurry the fuck up
>OK
>Door opens
>He has my alcohol
>I'm reasonably happy again
>I walk down the street to meet my taxi
>>752106537
Yes
xxxdirtygirlxx
AW.com
Jesus fuck op you have been typing this story up for 3 hours now. Tell me it ends soon. So I can go to sleep. Please..
At this point a drug fueled paranoia takes over
>Think I'm been followed
>Think I can see kid + friends hiding behind cars
> Puff chest out
>If I'm gonna go against a crowd I want to look as scary as possible
>Sure I failed
>At least I tried though
>Shitting bricks by this point
>Ring taxi again
>Where are you?
>I'll be 10 min anon
>Fuck
>Drug psychosis is really hitting hard now
>Fuck, fuck, fuck
>March like I'm 10 men to the bottom of the street.
>Anybody in my way will go down
>Still filling my pants full of bricks though.
so this is here too?
https://cdn.adultwork.com/images/f/2738350_2.jpg
https://cdn.adultwork.com/images/f/2738350_3.jpg
>>752107229
>https://cdn.adultwork.com/images/f/2738350_2.jpg
Yea That's her.
I'm not scared of you BTW anon.
blueballs the thread
>get hooker
>do drugs and chat with rando men
>dont cum
>go home
>>752107229
>>752107307
Worst that will happen is she'll tell you the same story I already told you.
If you want pics of my lil dick just ask?
>>752107307
get some sleep guy. youre very paranoid
>>752107307
scared why?
just did a reverse img search..
right click on photo and select 'search google for image'.
>>752107479
Extremely.
Worst part is I have no idea what I keep powdering my nose with?
Finish the story OP you fag
>>752107639
well then stop doing it retard.
>>752107718
I keep telling myself that but half an hour later I rack up another line?
>>752107835
Everything is a question? With an upward inflection at the end of the sentence?
>>752107681
>I marched about down streets
>Trying to act hard
>Even though I knew if shit hit the fan I was hitting the deck
>Taxi arrived
>I came home
>RL stories don't have epic endings?
>>752108114
I ask alot of questions?
>>752108117
when are you gonna call her again?
>>752108190
I sent her a few messages since but TBH I already drained my bank account.
I got some freeviews so I can dump her private gallery if you guys want?
>>752108326
do it!
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>>752108326
yup, do it
Doing it.
Takes me time though coz AW copyrights the images.
This just sounds like a loser got manhandled by a whore and her thugs
>>752108832
Take from it what you will. I did it and you're sat in your basement.
>>752109078
No, I'm laying on the couch on the 3rd floor.
So why are we supposed to be impressed by you doing 3lbs of cocaine and having sloppy submissive hooker sex?
>>752109239
I just shared a story dood. Get off your fat ass and you create a memory?
Great story op. I mean it. Well done kiddo. You only get a few chances to really yolo. Well fucking done. Im proud.
Btw for a crackwhore she looks top shelf.
>>752110415
Thanks anon. Wouldn't do it again but I'm glad I did it once.
>>752110464
I know right! I also enjoyed her sucking on the other guys dick more than I care to admit. Really captivating watch. Shame my head is too mashed to really appreciate it,
>>752109345
These people literal get mad at nothing. That whore looks like a smack head too..how fucked are you that you're railing lines of an unknown substance? It's probably flake if you're compelled to sniff it every half hour
>>752111365
I honestly do not give a shit if I live or die. Really helps the spoon full of medicine go down anon.
>>752110415
> to really you only live once
nice grammar
