ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH!
bmp
>I masturbate at least 4 times a day
>I shitpost on a japanese image board and call people I don't even know "nigger" and "faggot"
>I save nude images of girls that I don't even know
>I make vague, general, uninformed, and idiotic statements on the internet at least once every hour
>I refuse to go out and get a girlfriend because I'm afraid of rejection, but act like I have tons of experience and never hesitate to offer advice to other single guys
>>752090210
used my lil niece and got away with it....
I've adopted my 'friend's daughter, she was being abused by him and is pretty much damaged for life. Then moved far away which I was planning to do anyway.
I'm now providing a very good life for her and am helping her become a normal human being again (trained psychologist).
I know it's not the typical story on here, but there you go.
>>752091869
cool story. how old is she?
>>752091869
You're good people anon.
>>752092198
Thank you sir.
>>752092141
14.
>>752090210
I really need to pee and I'm holding it in
>>752091869
You're doing God's work, anon.
>>752090210
yall r fags
>>752092324
Thanks, appreciate it!
>>752092366
noted
>>752091262
Greentext?
>>752092683
>was always into petit gals
>at first didnt want to accept my perversion that my niece is just the way i like when she hit puberty
>but i couldnt do anything about it, always thinking of her, so took the chance
>i was always the favorite uncle
>whenever they visited me she spent all the time playing and goofing around with me
>when she was in puberty i used the fact her hormones going crazy
>jokes with sexual innuendo, nasty jokes, sexy stuff, showed her some of my comic collection
>need to specify i have some nasty hentai shit in collection
>got her some booze to try what is like when her father isnt around
>cigs too
>she liked it all
>made me even bigger in her eyes, we did all "cool" thing together
>after some time i got so big we started texting each other on daily basis
>of course i used the chance and played my cards right, so texting turned into sexting
>it was all new to her, she felt like doing something dangerous and it seemed cool
>naturally i put a lot of effort into starting sexting her but after that it was a matter of time before she sent me her nudes
cont?
bmppp
>Can only get off to erotic roleplays
>Stopped dating because I just like staying home
>Often record girls in public and take pics
>Name a fetish, I got
Just grant me that sweet release of death.
>>752093185
How old was she
i like the smell of my sweaty bra and bready pussy.
>>752093649
You foul breast
>>752093481
>we got that far that i convinced her to even take nudes with her bff
>it was like a game "shhhhh she wouldnt know" and i will rate which one has better body
>naturally like the first time she sent nudes i praised nieces body
>it was just a matter of time i collect as many stuff as i can without sending anything myself
>time for blackmailing
>told her i will put it on the internet as anon, and make sure her father,mother,friends,family everyone see it.
>even if she tells who i am it doesnt matter to me, i got nothing to loose
>she fell for it
>she has to do anything i want as long as i thing is needed
>after that i give her the files to delete them herself
>fucked her several times
>every time they visited or i got to their place i found the time and place to stay alone with her and make her do what is needed
>the whole thing lasted for a year
>bro got job offer in another town
>there was a word about leaving town already
>she used the chance and incorporated the false story about not fitting in school, hard time, depression, love for the new town.....
>of course it was a matter of time with her cards played right
>they left the town and she menaged to "escape and leave the past behind"
>never told anyone about it
>till this day when we meet somewhere we both act like it was nothing
>but she is of course, not so close to me anymore
>even tho she acts i can see in her eyes sometimes when she looks at me that she remembers everything so damn good
>sure will for the rest of her life
14 at the time
i know where cotton-eye joe came from and where he went
>>752093744
bump
I bought condoms for my 12yo niece, and no, i didnt use them with her
Molested my cousin in her sleep when she was 11 and I was 14 about 5 times until she woke up on the last one. caused a shitstorm in my family and had to cut off ties with that side of the family for years. now things seem to be back to normal and we're starting to hang out and talk again, but we've never discussed the subject properly. Sort of just pretend nothing ever happened
>>752094662
well at least you arent homosex
I'm gonna get called a pussy or a beta for this but i don't give a fuck
I miss my god damn ex so much
She was perfect in every way possible
Never loved someone as much as i did get, just a thought of her could make a shitty day great
Since we broke up i feel so lost
I just wanna message her and tell her how much she means to me but i know she'll just leave the message on seen
>>752094227
>3 years passed since then
>would love to get back to it but i am aware i done what i could and thats it
now AMA if you want. thats the full story summed
>>752090210
I started the wildfire in CA that some homeless person took the fall for.
>>752094948
WTF my Mom died in that fire, yo
I wish I were asexual so I pretend to be asexual,
but I am not asexual and so my desires overwhelm me sometimes.
>>752094987
My bad...
>>752090210
When I was younger, I had a huge chip on my shoulder. My parents and sister were killed when a distracted driver hit our car. I woke up in the hospital to find out I was the sole survivor. At age 10, became a foster kid. Revenge became my thing. My life goal became doing something horrible to the guy who hit us. For years, I helped others do their payback schemes. I even made some money doing insurance scams, especially arson. After years of obsessing, I tracked down the guy who killed my family. I slipped into his house. What exactly I was going to do to him was still formulating in my head, so many ideas, only one guy. I found a hammer. I'll make it look like a robbery gone wrong, place was a shithole so, ideas still processing. I found him in his room, had an oxygen tank with breathing tube connected to his nose. He looked at the hammer then looked up at me. "Just make it quick." Fuck. He wants to die. Maybe toy with him...
(more coming)
>>752090210
My mistress makes me fill up an egg cup with other guys cum straight out of my ass once a week so I can be let out of my cage for an hour and if I want to fuck her I have to dress as a girl with a sound and small bottle attached to my cage all tucked into my panties. She takes me to a nightclub and I have to fill the bottle with my own cum only from guys fucking my ass. If I do she lets me fuck her with a condom in the park outside for 5 miniutes. My mom and work colleagues have no idea I'm locked in a cage with a buttplug, ping gstring and fishnets when I see them.
>>752095280
FAGGOT KYS
>>752095112
I am very interested in knowing more about this.
>>752095506
^this
>>752095112
So, I sat in the chair in his room. I told him about who I was and how it was BS he got a slap on the wrist for wiping out my family. He told me that other people want him dead to and that it didn't matter, cancer was killing him already. He was miserable. We got to chatting, I got to know him. He became a human being to me. I spent the next couple weeks doing errands for him and talking to him. He had nobody else. Neighbors got to thinking I was a concerned relative or something. I watched him die and, instead of being happy, I got sad.
I went home, but right before I got to my house I stopped at the local bar. I drank my first drinks, got drunk for the first time. Been drinking ever since. I stopped the revenge obsession, became a working-class nobody. I never told anybody what I did with him. They assume I did something so horrible that it drove me to drinking and living a normal life. That's my secret. The old man I spent my life hating somehow took away my mean streak,
>>752095550
Here's the rest: >>752095564
>>752095280
What's an egg cup u mentally ill fuck
Show up at my neighbors party.
My sister took some heroin with her two dude friends. they are my age 28 or 29 she is 20 and she blacked completely out so they stripped her spread her and put blankets and pillows over her head. Buck and kyle come down stairs to find my drunk ass. They know i hardly ever get laid and told me this girl in bed was talking about fucking me anyways. I fucked her for about 5 or 10 minutes while they hid her face. After i busted they pulled the blankets off my sisters face and started recording a video. Now i give these guys money for drugs constantly while my sister dates kyle. Even came to thanksgiving.
>>752095564
I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed, but I'm definitely entertained.
>>752094899
How u fuck her? Dis she blow u? Anal?
>>752095550
Whatchu wanna kno?
When my nephews stay at my place I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf, and/or let them see her nude
>>752095564
He showed you that alright people make extremely fucked up mistaked sometimes and theyre not evil.
>>752095999
chcked
>>752095806
did all except anal. i tried once and she was in a lot of pain, and not every time we were together i had the time to chose what to do and take my time, so anal never actually happened, just a tip.
and she gave me several bj, i told her what to do so by the third time she knew exactly what she must do to please me and i trained her to be perfect for my needs
My .mom's car fingered her friend in the backseat.
>>752095999
Yeah. My reality completely shattered. My life purpose became nothing. My identity disappeared. I'm working on being a decent nobody now.
>>752096188
wait the car fingered her friend? How?
Im homosexual, my parents do not know, Ive not had the guts to tell them.
Maybe one day they'll meet my fiancée
>>752090573
Are you the guy from the tattoo thread who used "nigger" as his go-to insult?
>>752096163
Did she enjoy herself?
>>752095564
it be yo own niggas.
I wannna have a mmf 3some with my gf
>>752096337
same person here, I guess I could have found a better word than fiancée but whatever. Point-be-made.
>>752096479
well she was alway like....."lets get this over with", she knew what she has to do, and of course not happy about it but sometimes i noticed she cant hide the enjoyment i mean.... after all, blackmailed or not, she is in that age her body is reacting to sexual impulses.....
she always moaned very subtly but from time to time she loosens up a lil and i can hear her starting to moan louder and louder, and then she catches herself doing it, then.... back to grumpy-sad face.
the first time was the worst, she didnt enjoy at all, was in lot of pain and was repeating stop please stop please stop, even tho i was very gentle.
but i get it...
>>752096558
Where u at?
I know it's weird as fuck, but I'm falling for my third cousin. She and I have been sexting for a week now and it feels really wrong, but I can't help myself.
>>752096788
So cal
>>752096558
Why do you want to do this? Do you want to so shit with him???
I had a mmf with some randoms. None of us knew each other, we just met at the pub, shared a table and went from there. Is never done gay shit until that night, was hot at the time but I regret it now. Can't undo.
i once peed in a bathtub
>>752096833
>DOUBLE ANAL
>>752096925
Fucking spewin. Im in aus. Ive been looking for another couple to do this with.
>>752096786
Did she get into the blowjobs?
Played around with my mates younger sister when i was 16 and his mum when i was 20
>>752096925
Not the same guy but I'm in socal and people think I'm hot. Often get compliments and I think I'm handsome so that helps lol. Where in socal are you? 909/951 here
i fucked my friend's ex gf just a couple hours after she dumped him last week. have fucked her many more times since also
>>752097307
I'll take "What she planned on doing before she dumped him?" for $300
All I want to do is throat and ass fuck my fiancé but I have no idea how to ask her. Sometimes I’ll jerk it right after sex to the thought of doing it or anal/deepthroat porn. Not sure how I’m gonna convince her to do it cuz she has specifically said that she doesn’t want to do anal but if I’m gonna be with this girl for life I’ll need some satisfaction before I fuck some random other slut.
Anyone know a good method to unlocking this gate aka getting a girl to do exactly everything you want in a way that makes her feel good about it? What do you got /b/?
Oh yeah and she’s an advocate for women’s rights, empowering women, etc. Challenge accepted?
>>752097390
nah it wasnt planned at all.
>>752096337
They know. They either accepted it or hope you stay in the closet.
>>752097499
If that's how you see it, she planned it well.
>>752095750
>I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed
You can be both. I was. I was all kind of messed up by that too. Everything clear stopped being clear.
>>752097559
if she did plan it then she has clairvoyance
>>752097283
909
>>752097189
kinda.....i guess when she find out she can do something as good, she did it just to make things easier for her. that way she finishes quicker something she doesnt like doing
I think of either my Gf's underage sister or my overweight friend whenever I fuck my GF even though she's hot.
She wants to get married but I really don't want to lose the chance of fucking new girls.
I drink when she goes to sleep so I can freely hit on random girls to get the thrills of being single.
>>752097952
Can't really fap to that. Did you cum on her face?
Every little action anyone makes can and will be over interpreted by me, leading to me being really fucking paranoid.
I nutted in my friends Xbox
Once I broke into my school during christmas break and went into the girls locker room. I shimmed the combination lock and stole literally everything left in the lockers
After sending a shit ton of messages to like 30 girls on pof i always feel creepy, im beta, cant seal the deal. Girlfriends at work, im horny as hell, msgd like 3 guys and found some dude in his 20's to come to my house in 30 minutes suck my dick and leave. He fingered my ass and now i make my girlfriend finger my ass when she sucks my dick. I did call him one more time. I never told my girlfriend or called him again. Feel remorse and regret but at the same time when my girl goes to work and i wake up horny as fuck i think about gettin ahold of him but havent yet.
>>752098356
Why tho?
>>752097661
Unfortunately, life is not black and white.
My boyfriend of the last 5 years has no idea our 3 year old son might not be his, and could in fact be his dead fathers.
>>752098168
yes.... and for the sake of fapping, you can imagine now
>>752098618
Greentext
I stayed at my dads every summer Internet sucked couldnt watch porn.Thought everyone was asleep and jacked off to a picture of my step mom. The computer could be seen from their room and a few days later i tried to find the pic but it was gone.
>>752098927
Her reaction? Also, moar.
I've jerked off to my moms old nudes that she sent gave to may dad.
I busted my first nut around 11 years old
>>752098583
True. Preaching to the choir, /b/ro.
i got charged for sexual battery when i was 13. rip
>>752099055
she gagged at first and then was shaking hands like it was something hot spilled on her face, and started screaming at me "get me the towel, get me the towel!!!".
didnt like it but i reminded her of our "deal" so it was ok then.
she only asked not to cum so often, so i mostly used her back or tits....
idk i cummed maybe just two or three times after that
I failed no nut November
>>752098951
> Be with boyfriend for a few months he really likes me I kinda like him
> his dad is super attractive
> get drunk one night with his dad and boyfriend
> boyfriend passes out
> dad chuckles "hes such a light weight"
> takes my hand and looks me in the eye
> "you are very beautiful, I know I shouldnt be saying this because you are my sons boyfriend...but i want to fuck you and treat you how you should be"
> I nod and giggle, he leads me by the hand up to his room
> he fucks me amazingly
> finishes inside
> no condom
> affair lasts for a few months
he gets me to wear his old wifes clothes etc etc
always cums inside
> have occasional sex with boyfriend maybe twice a week
> he rarely finishes inside
> has a thing for facials
> a few weeks later my period doesnt come
> oFuck.wav
> weird to think my boyfriend is rasing his own brother
> Father passed away a few months ago, I miss him but its okay, he took the secret to the grave which is the main thing in my selfish eyes
>>752099442
Sad. How old was the father? You?
>>752097395
Figure out what she likes. Hack her phone and see what porn she watches.
I found vids of dogs fuckn teens on my gfs. Confronted her about it and made her feel like a whore. Now she lets me do pretty much anything to her.
I wanna fuck this chick so bad, and fill her watch her swallow my cum.
>>752099442
boyfriend and girlfriend are hard to mix up. even a typo is highly improbable. i call bullshit.
>>752099424
Thats pretty hot. I like it when the girl is a bit shocked/disgusted with it.
>>752099833
Me too anon.
>>752099721
he was 58 and I'm now 28
>>752094882
i know the feel /b/ro.
I broke a dogs leg when I was a kid
I once shoved a pencil up my ass and kinda liked it
>>752099941
oh yea?
>>752099976
Thats relatively young for death. Lucky him for getting with someone in their twenties though. Bet you made his year/s.
When I was 11 years old my aunt (uncles wife) flashed me her tits one night she got tipsy and kissed me, lately she’s been texting me all flirty, she lives in another country tho.
>>752100077
me 3, moar?
>>752100077
Yea, why haven't you yet?
>>752099037
Damn I cringed. I hate situations like that where no one says anything but you all know whatsup
>>752100168
wwyd?
>>752100134
well I hope so, he seemed to love it.
>>752090210
I am a closeted homosexual. I have a fuckbuddy that I might be falling in love with. He is a hyper masculine guy who can carry me around without struggle.
during college years i fucked all of my gf's dorm roommates(4) before we moved to an apartment.
gf worked nightshifts, still together.
>>752099424
You're the degeneracy of our society
>>752100238
hard to find the right time to make a move
>>752100268
Got any especially hot stories?
Pics are also welcome.
>>752100343
Do it now. Send her a message saying me and 2 anons want to spend an afternoon fucking you in every possible way.
>>752100254
Id personally bend her over, pull that dress up and start fucking that loose pussy from behind.She would be loving it, and Id put my finger in her asshole and spread it a little, she wouldnt like it but she wouldnt tell me to stop, id then pull my cock out of her pussy and shove it into her asshole. Shed be complaining and tell me to stop, as I hold her head down and cum inside that hot ass. She would then be laying there shivering and id spank her a few times as cum leaks out of that big ass of hers.
More pics please anon
>>752094987
Well that's some shit
>>752100498
I think she likes where this is going ;)
>>752100323
i dont expect everyone to get it. this is interesting only for people who experienced the thrill in incest blood related sexual attraction
>>752100254
And I'd lift that dress and tongue her clit making her cum over and over again. Then i'd have her on her knees horny as fuck, fucking her throat. Watching her gag as she tries to take it all.
>>752100374
Not going to send any pictures for obvious reasons.
>he is fucking me in the shower at their house
>brother is out drinking with some friends
> He is fucking me as I lean against the wall
His hands are all over my lotioned body as he drives his prettyu big cock in and out
> Knockondoor.gif
> "Dad?"
> Dad shoves around three fingers into my mouth
> I'll be a few mins
> he continues to fuck me so hard
> never cum so hard in my life
> had to sneak out of the house
>>752100727
she loves it
>>752100579
something about a dumpy slam pig that just does it for me
>>752100795
>>752099037
Damn did they say anything or did she jack you off m8?
>>752099288
Greentext??
>>752100790
I'd make sure she did. I'd then strip her completely, tie her hands behind her back and invite my two anon /b/ros in.
>>752100682
You blackmailed her fucktard, it wasn't consensual. You don't realize how much you fucked her mind not just her holes. Good job being a reliable uncle and good brother you piece of shit.
>>752100239
I was so embarassed i tried to make myself believe somehow i deleted it and no one saw. I just hope they dont remember.
>>752100733
That is hot. You must have one non incriminating pic though.
>>752100841
keep on going anon
>>752100935
nothin left to do but fill all her holes with some nice warm cum
>>752101001
Oh a picture you can reverse? Or attach my face to this forever? I'm not stupid anon.
>>752092241
How old when he was being a cunt to her?
Was it right up until you had her or did she keep it a secret for years?
Fucked my Media teacher in my final year. Got photos as proof
>>752101084
Ah, see i'm a 'make her 200% satisfied before cumming' sort of guy
>>752101205
i think it'd be more like 300%
>>752101118
Fair enough. I just wanted something to fap to. Don't worry, story is pretty hot on its own.
>>752096392
no, but I am one of the guys from that thread who thinks tattoos are trashy and gay
>>752101293
Touchè anon
>>752094029
Song about a sexually transmitted disease. No lie
>>752091869
Calling bait
I really want to drunkenly make out with a good friend of mine, but I have a GF. Should I just try anyway?
>>752095861
Are you a grill?
>>752094882
Perception.....faggit
>>752095871
They ever touched /explored her?
>>752101558
You should try sobriety instead
I STILL LOVE BOXXY
>>752101709
But the pain goes away when I drink.
my friend was actually a trans and my boyfriend, yeah that was weird
>>752101194
Lololololol
Prove it. Should be easy enuff since u have pics and all....
>>752101558
Depends greatly on your community and culture
I've learned that my gf's friends have very strict unwritten rule/codex that you stay away from friend's boyfriends
>>752096833
3rd cuz? Fuck me that's like not even a relation.
Lets see her!!
>>752101768
Pain??? Try having emotions instead.
And perception....
>>752100733
Any more stories?
>>752100861
No one ever said anything. For awhile I hoped only she saw me and i fantasized about her reaching around the computer chair to jack me off every time id sit there. I always made sure there door was closed all the way after that.
>>752101809
She's my friend, not her's and we have kissed many years ago, but now she's single and keeps asking me about if she should date certain guys. She even told me that not dating me was a mistake of her past. Should I roll the dice or stay with my GF who I have an apartment with but fight with a lot? She is very emotionally weak and horrible clingy. She wouldn't even let me go to a Freindsgiving tonight because SHE had to work in the morning.
>>752101846
Emotions just lead to missed chances.
>>752099883
Wut?
>>752101976
>>752101976
Missed chances?
Please explain
>>752102188
I've been laying in a bed with a friend (girl) of mine and she was pushing into my crouch and we started kissing and groping and I stopped because I was fucking a different girl at the time.
I should have just plowed her and tried to see which one was better. I still regret not sleeping with a few girls in my life.
My actual secret is that idc what gender you are I just think its exciting to trade pics while my girlfriend sleeps.
>>752101976
And why date somebody u dont like?
Dont know who are? Afraid to be alone? I would assume your drinkin and the underlying mental issues have caused u problems ur entire life.
I fingered a 8yr girl who I was babysitting because she asked me to
>>752102312
Um.....you sound retarded.
So u need random sex to validate your life?
Rubbing your crouch?
>>752102343
This
>>752102457
greentext
>>752102349
Really we started dating because we were fucking and her fiance found out and left her. That was 3 years ago and we are together.
It was all good and I was happy but she wants to get married and by a house but I am really pushing back on both of those because I feel like at 29 I still have a lot of single life to live and random sex to have,
And yes, Very much afriad to be alone.I was a robot for many years now. I have depression and really bad anger issues so yeah drinking helps me not feel.
>>752102458
Have you never had a girl you like in your arms grinding on you? It's really hard to stop yourself and I feel like I missed a big chance to enjoy life just because a girl was cheating on her her fiance with me.
>>752102488
I did that shit yesterday, I think everybody already read it
I am a guy:
I use to watch my sister take shower.
Slept with one of my childhood friend (also a guy)-
Ever since I never was same
>>752102593
i think i've read it too. oh well
I always cared. In this new beta male American society I can't help to feel bad by not caring to be informed about my country downfall of mk-ultra. It's happening here and there. All I can do is play biggot and say don't know don't care. But I fucking know
>>752102593
I didn't
>>752102488
gross
it's an obvious lie and you'd be better off thinking about how not to be as far as you're gone now, like be gross but boundaries. okay?
>>752102473
I got old pics of my girl nude too. U wanna exchange pics?
>>752102723
kek i remember reading something like what youre sayin yesterday
just greentext it feget
>>752102831
Sorry bro. I have nothing to share. I just appreciated your openness.
>>752102723
It was a surprise for me too, because she asked to be touched out of the blue lol. And I found that cute, not gross.
>>752102582
You are using that anger to cover up your other emotions. Your story sounds exactly like my story. But i fixed my drinking and underlying issues. I wish u would too
>>752102896
Haha i love this fat whore and love exposing her!
>>752102582
unsolicited advice, it's your choice to stay with her dope, you always have options so like, think about what you really want because the more time of her's that you waste is like really shitty man, or waste both of your time, 3 years is enough imo... .... ..
>>752102721
>>752102841
>less than a month ago
>babysitting a 8yr i know since she's little, and which I love a lot
>I love her so much that I decided to not do anything to her. Don't wanna mess her up. So we're pretty much like brother and sister
>We're watching a movie on her couch in pj
>She's looking the tv supine, sitting upside down on her back
>out of the blue she asks if I can pet her
>Of course! I know she likes to be rubbed on her belly, so I put my hand there and I start to rub gently, without even watching what I'm doing bc the movie is cool.
>"No, there!", she point between her spread legs
>?!! Did I really hear.. ?! What-the-fuck? Is this really happening?
>I'm incredulous. I've been babysitting her since she was little and she never did anything similar before. I'm not prepared to this.
>For a moment i stay in that state of mind. Then I decide to do it: i'm not forcing her and it's just a cute caress.
>I move my hand up (she's upside down) toward her spread legs and I rub her for a couple of mins, then I get back to watching the movie.
>>752103216
Moar
>>752103227
This is why I'm drinking.
Life is ok right now but she wants something in the opposite way of what I want.
I feel like the easy exit it far far past at this point and any way that it ends will be painful.
>>752103339
leaving it longer makes it worse, just get it over and done with
I fucked my best friend's passed out GF at his 21st party.
>>752103308
>But she immediately say "more", keeping legs spread. I caress her then I casually ask if I should put hand in her panties. She says "Do whatever you want".
>"Do whatever you want". I'm still fapping to the sound of those words.
>Now, I think I can't describe the feeling. I mean, when I have a fantasy it's cool but I know that it's a thing that will not happen. But in that moment one of my most forbidden fantasies was becoming reality: there was a 8yr girl with spread legs asking to be touched. I really don't know what kind of fantasies other pedos have, but, man, this was my main one.
>Well then, I slowly slide my hand in those panties, feeling under my fingers, centimeter after centimeter, the path that starts from the belly and leads to the most private place of a person.
>After less than an interminable second I feel it: her soft little clit is now under my finger and I play with it for a little bit. I was in heaven.
>Well, her v& was as dry as the Sahara desert, so after that I just slide my fingers up and down her slit hoping to please her but in the same time to not get her skin flushed, because it would have been unplaesant for her.
>In the meantimes she looks like she's paying attention to the movie, but I know she likes it even if she doesn't move an inch, because her eyes are sparkling.
>After a little while I just stop and I go to the bathroom because I need to calm down, my hands shaking and I can't believe what's happening. Not because I was scared to do something bad to her, I was as usual in total control of my actions; that was because of the surprise.
>Then I go in the kitchen and start making the dinner.
>I felt like a total piece of crap afterwards, not for what I did (that was nothing bad imho) but because i somehow betrayed the trust her parent hold toward me, and that feels really really really bad because they are super nice people and they treat me super kindly.
end of the story
>>752103339
so you wait for tension to build up, her to get the courage to ask you to commit, then you leave?
sounds typical but that's probably how I'd handle it too, easiest way, it'd be her making the decision to end it which is cool because that will mean you're not at fault... may be tricky if she's cool being played, accepting less than what she wants, forever... .. not that I know anything about this kinda thing...
I fap fantasizing about kim kardashian fighting taylor swift to the death. usually ending with tyalor's neck getting snapped. Then Kim posts pics of her body to instagram and snapchat etc.
>>752093744
Would love to see those pics!
>>752103324
Dude shes hardcore and is so slutty when drunk. You can fuckin tie her up smack her up choke her until her face turns red loves bein degrated If you lived in SD id introduce u
>>752103519
yup. read it yesterday.
>>752103577
I don't really have an exit strategy other than a big blow up fight because I just fuck up enough times.
She's 23 and I'm 29 so I feel like she's wasting her best years on someone who isn't as invested as she is.
>>752103705
sorry but that shit is haunting me
>>752103698
Man I love girls like that. Shame i'm nowhere near. Across the pond even.
I'm going to commit suicide at 30 but am making long term promises to people knowing full well I won't hold up my end of the bargain.
>>752103709
that's her choice, take her best years if she allows it, you know her friends/family point out that kind shit so it's not your problem imo. it may make you feel anxious like you're doing something wrong but it's part of growing up for women to be used by assholes.. like, be an asshole or be alone, and you've already figured out that drinking makes you feel okay with it so just continue doing that.
>>752103941
>I'm going to commit suicide
>>752103941
why 30? how do you think you're going to get over that quiet voice inside that says "you'll fall in love and be happy"
Jerked off in a rest stop bathroom stall with a person in the stall to my left.
>>752104029
simulated reality, ai, culture/conditioning, it makes sense for the same shit to be repeated, atleast it gives something to do...
>>752104035
my quiet voice says
"You might miss something cool"
I am married and currently having an affair with my stepsister who is also married. She comes over two to three times a week after my wife goes to work to have sex. We've been doing this for almost 6 months now and I don't see it stopping any time soon.
>>752104035
At that point I'm old as fuck, not a lot going on for me and it isn't going to get better.
I've fallen in love, many times but there's always some shit cunt waiting to swoop in and snag my girl.
I'm not bitter though, that's just how things are.
>>752090573
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
I've been fucking my girlfriend's sister for about 3 months now. It makes me so guilty but her sister is too good.
>>752092241
She single?
>>752090210
>move into this big place with many people, one of them married chick
>she always wants to go out
>found out she was married after she came to my room and blew me (never noticed the ring, im retarded)
>she now blows me regularly but doesnt want to have sex because "it would destroy her husband"
>feel kinda bad about the whole thing
>blowjobs feels good though
>>752104143
Ya, things kinda suck and rationally it'd make sense for things to continue to suck; for me, I'm 24 and still in the same shitty bedroom I grew up in, virgin, jobless, and I think I have all the answers.. I just don't see how you'd decide "ohh X age if it isn't working, I'm going to off myself." like, isn't that kind arbitrary ? you can't manufacture hope for the singularity or something cool like that??
>>752103698
Got more?
35/m here. I regularly give and receive both oral and anal sex to my roomate's 12 year old son
He fucking loves it
>>752104691
>doubt
>>752104691
sick,you're not scared of being found out and murdered??
>sick in a bad way, not slang for cool
>>752104522
I'm not really sure what you're asking me here.
I picked thirty because it feels old, in actuality it'll be 29 and a few hours before my birthday.
I'm by no means a virgin, I just attract shitty people who don't understand boundaries. Everyone of my "friends" will throw themselves over any woman I talk too, hoping to pick that moment things go warm between us to strike trying to "cuck" me out of spite.
I'm employed and was saving for a home deposit but at that point its just banality.
Do I just slowly grow old, getting fatter, dumber, weaker until I'm eighty-five and getting harassed on the bus by teens?
I think the peace that having a definite end point makes it more than worth itm
i love seeing my gf posted here
>>752104873
Ya,I get that reasoning, I just think 29 is too early, even if you're alone, surrounded by backstabbing faggots, not really interested in anything, it doesn't harm you to pad the self set deadline.. like you can still be in good enough health for another 10 years.. I think if I was employed again (only been outta work 3 months not a NEET) and thinking of setting off early I'd do some drugs, like I avoided opiates because I know continued use is bad for kidney/liver, you already explore all of that??
>>752104970
so post them...
>>752104873
>Everyone of my "friends" will throw themselves over any woman I talk too, hoping to pick that moment things go warm between us to strike trying to "cuck" me out of spite.
>I'm employed and was saving for a home deposit but at that point its just banality.
What do you mean? If this is the case why are they your "friends"?
And also; can't you just find a woman that wont fuck your friends? 99% are whores, i know this, but if you put in the effort and prioritize morals or personality or whatever it should be possible....
>>752105350
Yeah they don't do it for me, the dose is a meme.
Can't stand being high and alcohol just makes me fat and loud.
My kick will probably end up being prostitutes for the last year of my life, getting my ass eaten by the same filipino whore every day for two months seems like a hilarious way to go out.
>>752103852
This picture is perfect ill cum on her lips then smack it right out of her mouth. Her fav is getting fucked doggy being choked with a belt while the other guy fucks her face.
>>752105558
They rarely fuck them, but they do destroy the relationship.
That's just my personality, I attract dipshits, can't turn it off. As I said though, that's life, better than having cancer or aids.
>>752105471
trust me i think about it all the time but dont want to get caught
>>752099424
moar of her?
>>752095699
I lold at this so hard
>>752090210
i have a huge crush on my beautiful roommate. she has the nicest ass imaginable and today she was even wearing these shorts that her ass poked out of the bottom of. i know i would never have a chance with her so i have a plan when she is going into the shower i will try and look under the door and see her.
>>752105651
Man thats hot as fuck. More. Give me all you got. She got a name?
>>752099883
Agree, thought the same thing dude
>>752101118
Can't be reversed if you screen shot it. Removes the info. Dont belive me test it yourself
>>752090210
I have dreams about fucking my best friends wife a lot
had a fling with my cousin when i was 14
my dog in later high school years used to lick my cock to completion
29 now
I'm that guy who was moving in with the dude that played wow.
I've seen a psychologist frequently since, and I realise now that I am so lucky to have him. He has had many reasons to leave me but he won't. I love him on a different level now.
Everything ended up being just fine.
>>752103622
>>752105846
cant post those pictures here for obvious reasons
>>752093744
you should b in jail u sick cunt!
>>752106952
So where can you send them?
>>752095564
calling bullshit but could be wrong. good story anyhow
>>752106999
Vola i guess but if i write room.name here it will be filled with /b/tards
my flatmate and his gf made me watch them fucking. I was creeping on them and got caught so his gf (who is fit and strong as fuck) beat me up the day after that, tied me and gagged me and then they fucked there for hours, making fun of me and her beating me even more. they know I'm a beta virgin and that obviously made them enjoy degrading me even more. and I also can't say I didn't find some sick enjoyment in that
>>752107292
Its a risk i'm willing to take.
>>752107386
Kek....yeah but i am not willing...
Ok. Give me a sec
>>752107327
bullshit
>>752090573
>>I refuse to go out and get a girlfriend because I'm afraid of rejection, but act like I have tons of experience and never hesitate to offer advice to other single guys
>>752107579
Good man. I'm invested now. Put up a zip. I'll download, then lose the room.
>>752107741
ok here is what it will be.....
i will post in room we can chat, anything goes just don't mention any numbers (you know what i am talking about)...
zipped files will be opened with cryptic notes if you followed greentext
-ethhugdg
My pubes are probably 2 inches long now
>>752107607
believe or not it as you wish
I'm happy she took that frustration with me out on me
>>752107918
I want em too dudes
>>752097251
And she was age?
>>752100254
pump n dump
>>752098067
Underage? So you want her sister?
>>752098927
Dissapoint. She's average at best
>>752099442
Lets see you.. You worth a fuck?
>>752108429
you didn't see what you need to see
>>752100159
Take all you can.. Give nothing back.
Why not!
She worth a go?
>>752096243
You can make up a purpose that you want to get out of bed for. Everything's made up anyway. It sounds corny but it makes life less pointless.
I've been banned form chaturbate. Now i do camshows on cam4
>>752100343
Go now mate. If she's only a friend or not even that close.. Do it.
Balls to the wall go flat out.
You may be shocked by her reply and willingness! Go for it!
>>752101558
Don't do it. Gay is not the way
>>752108890
why banned?
>>752107918
E-mail?
>>752109130
never did the age check. But i actually don't exactly why i was banned. i'm 24bytheway.
>>752103519
Someone had done that to her you belt. You sure dad is "nice"
>>752090210
Nobody knows I'm an alcoholic
>>752109197
gimme urs
>>752090210
Just created this unique pepe and I'm not sure I could sell it for a high-end price.
>>752108575
And nor have you with your fantasy
>>752103698
sd... south dakota? or san diego? San Diegofag here.
Also dominant and have a thing for drunk girls..
>>752109518
Throwaway200005 gmail com
>>752090210
Nice try, CIA.
>>752109624 (You)
Rate my unique pepe guys
I masturbate to pictures of my daughter in her homecoming dress constantly. The orgasms feel so good and intense.
>>752095713
ok, you win
>>752109806
I would too.
>>752109806
Hey friends are all very pretty but I think she's so attractive. She's gonna make someone really lucky one day. Look at that body.
>>752109906
The way you type, your syntax, just makes anons feel awkward.
>>752109906
Proper slut with her tits like that lol.
>>752090210
if i have a choice between a clearly right thing and a wrong thing, i choose the wrong thing, as long as i can find one justification for it in the event i get caught, just because the wrong thing is nearly always more interesting.
>>752109986
How so?
>>752104194
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
>>752110112
Maybe it feels more like a jailbait or a kid trying to fit in
>>752104109
you'll get caught eventually but i guess you have a built-in excuse
>>752091869
Yeah, but did you fuck her?
Currently 28 male. From the ages of 11-17 I would be fucked in the woods behind my house by the family dog. He was a lab. It started as me giving him hand jobs which moved on to blow jobs. A few months into our fling I for some reason got the urge to be fucked by him. I just got on my hands and knees and he jumped on my back and hit the spot. I remember him fucking my ass hard and fast for about 3 minutes then he slowed down. I started to feel the swelling which was very painful but felt so good. Of course I panicked and pulled away really hard. His cock slipped out with a loud pop and a lot of pain washed over me. I limped back to the house in pain. Cum and blood was leaking out of my ass for a week. After that day we fucked everyday after school and multiple times on the weekend. I really miss him and wish I could feel his 8 inch dick and softball sized knot in me again and to be filled with his Cum running down my legs.
>>752110397
Hot. You could take him that young?
When I was younger my mom was remarried and for a few years I had a stepsister. She was 8 days younger than me and she was an awful bitch. She was a chubby cunt and was always pissing my parents off. When she wasn't home I would read her diary and jack off to the stuff she wrote about fooling around with guys. I also jacked off with her panties wrapped around my dick several times, and would regularly cum in her shampoo bottle. We didn't always get along but we would hang out sometimes and watch movies in my room. I showed her a VHS porno tape (pic related actually, except the copy I had was called "Super Sex" lol) and it was the first porno she had ever seen. It was just a collection of scenes from other movies. After a while I told her she needed to leave the room because I had a boner and wanted to jack off. She said I could go ahead and do it. I did, mostly under the covers and tried not to make a big deal about it when I came. She didn't really watch but I caught her glance over at me a couple of times. She never found out about the other stuff I did while she wasn't home.
>>752110555
I did. First time was very painful. When I looked back on it I'm amazed I wasn't hurt severely.
>>752096833
>Third cousin
>Relative
Pick one.
god i love these threads
>>752109518
You sent?
>>752094948
how did you start it
>>752109660
>>752110804
will make therad in half an hour here with all needed. currently having some troubles need to fix this
I'm cheating on my GF with her best friend. GF on left. Her BFF on right. The sex has been so fucking good. She's also in a relationship. Sneaking away to find somewhere to fuck on group trips and outings is so exciting and makes the sex incredible. Pic is from a trip we all took to Mexico. That was fun times.
>>752110645
Ever cum from it?
>>752109518
Gimme sum too
Shutineet82 gmail
>>752110397
Time to get another dog
>>752091262
*you have gotten away with it
>>752104691
Greentext?
