What is your biggest current problem anon? Are you hopeless?
Just a major heartbreak that I've been dealing with for a couple of months but I know it'll be okay
>>752087005
yes
>>752087005
Was catfishing people into making around 1k a month and now the biggest ' sugardaddy ' kind of got into the hospital and it's getting sketchy in a way that he might die. Now I am wondering if my income will drastically change or nah
>>752087005
I've had an ingrown hair under my dick for two months now, I pop it each time I piss. It sprays out of three different holes spaced equally an inch apart and the abscess is about a half-inch deep. I stick a pin in it and it didn't hurt at all but there was blood. I missed the abscess. I haven't had a boner since then, four days ago.
I plan to livestream myself performing surgery on it I'll keep yall updated.
>>752087005
I desperately want to move out of my dads but am perpetually stuck and guilt tripped. Everytime i get close to dipping he either gets extremely sicks or guilt trips me all the same into staying.
Not hopeless though im about the graduate uni and dip in the blink of an eye
>>752087005
I inexplicably hate my job. Like I have no reason to. But i do.
>>752087568
Well if he dies then you'll lose whatever income he's bringing in for you
>>752087788
Why not get a new job then?
>>752087079
it will be ok, im here with you in spirit, dont let it get you down, be stong
>>752087005
> be me
> in love with the gril she's a solid 8/10
> tfw she says she's in love with me
> winrar
> decide to not question it and just go for it because feelsgoodman.jpeg
> long distance but what the heck
> talk a lot on Skype
> keeps making me feel good and saying sweet things
> suddenly talks about how we want to name our kids, how I'll be the first and last guy to be with her and how she expects me to move to her on Libanon even though I have solid job own house and she doesn't
> don't know what to do
Am I lucky to have found such a girl or is she possessive freak that once I'm there will never let me go? Never even met her irl and she's already convinced I'm the one.
What do /b/?
>>752087874
Work to pay ratio is good.
>>752087005
How do we keep the earth fully populated with humans forever?
Please bump my thread. Please answer a question or two. Or ask a question or two
>>752083563
>>752087005
my boss is in the hospital. he has cancer. while hes there we can't make any new money cuz he happens to be the product the business sells essentially. we had a generous donor who would take care of us in these times but hes unfortunately passed away just a few weeks ago.
i spent the whole weekend with him at the hospital, even thanksgiving.
>need job
>want job
>don't care enough to look for job
>internet out can't look for job
It's alright.
>but you're on /b/
ssshhhh
>>752087079
Lets have a drink over it.
>>752087850
It's not really important since I can easily live without it. It's just the fact that at some point, the dude is truly having that fantasm of sending money to girls. He spend about 10k a month on twitch streamers and I get about 10% of it per month.. everytime he had to comeback from the hospital, he was really fucking generous
I struggle to hold a job and I believe it's because I don't live in "my" part of the U.S. I'm always thinking about how I can get home.
But, I'm stuck with serious obligations right now. Until, these obligations are fulfilled or I decide to say fuck my family. I'll be stuck here wasting my early 20's.
In living here, I'm poor, I'll go weeks without a job. I know my life could be much more successful if I could just moved home...
>>752087005
My gf got a bit fat, I love her a shit-ton and couldn't imagine being with anyone else. But i can't get a full erection when fucking her anymore. I convinced her i'm suffering E.D but I usually have no problems getting an erection whenever I choose. She told her friend We were having issues. Her friend told my sister in passing conversation, my sister has a big mouth.
>mfw everyone in my family thinks I have E.D
>mfw I have no face
>>752088676
How fat is "a bit fat"?
>>752087980
That's a shit storm waiting to happen /b/ro. Before you become attached to her, you have to physically and mentally be with her and only then you will know if she is right for you.
What you are doing right now is a train wreck waiting to happen.
>>752088957
She went from 5"1 120 pounds to 150 pounds
>>752088566
That's sad, maybe do something sweet for him before he goes?
>>752089056
That sucks dude, 's a lot of weight for someone that size. I can't help you though, not my area.
>>752089311
Np man i just wanted to tell someone
>>752088355
any free internet place in the neighbourhood? at least, you can go once in a week and make applications.
>>752087005
That Cortana lives in Russia carrying around a Winx backpack.
Shits all kinds of fucked up /b/ros. I sought refuge in a different state, my only housing option happens to be with a x girlfriend that I was...am still very much in love with. I had little options on where to go due to the fact I’m a junkie that’s currently sort of clean. Anyway this is week 2, last week she called me her boyfriend, I’m like okay Pussy is sweet for now all is jolly, of course I catch feelings. Find out she slept with somebody else. I know I should leave, but I got nowhere else to go, shit fuckIng sucks. Currently trying to find a job so I don’t need to get cucked. Once a cheater always a cheater, it’s a certain class of female these ones.
monotony
class, home, class, home, class, home, class, home, girlfriend that i feel becomes more disconnected everytime i see her, home, class, home, class, home, class
i cant fucking sleep lads
Working overseas. Haven't seen my wife or my dog in almost three months.
>>752089742
marry an anime and get addicted to heroin
>>752088029
>>forever
you cant there is a finite amount of energy in the universe, everything comes to and end
>>752089796
Your dog is fucking other guys.
>>752089812
ive actually been joking about this ever since the issue began to strangle me lol,
its like a hivemind here
>>752089887
leave edgy at the door.
12 year long dope addiction...
Can't hold a job because I'm in withdrawal most of the times
My cat just died...
Fuck me
my gf is having a baby i dont want and im not prepared for, quit my job over depression pussy bullshit, and now im just smoking weed all day contemplating suicide
>>752087005
drug addiction
25 years old and all of the sudden my body has decided to shit itself. In 4 months my 20/20 vision has deteriorated to the point where I need glasses to drive, I've gone almost completely bald in half a year, have chronic fatigue and chest palpitations, all my lymph nodes are swollen, Blood tests show several abnormality's but doctor's can't find anything wrong.
yeah, its quite permanent
ive seen death from the other side, so im partly dead but still alive
you dont just forget such, everything is just weird now. an unexplainable type of awkward.
>>752089821
That is an assumption.
>>752090273
been there man. fucking blows. been almost two years since i got out. switched one addiction for another, now im morbidly fucking obese with an eating disorder
>>752087005
my real problem is that i don't have real problems, but have a lot of thought up problems in my head, because without problems it does not work
I'm in a foreign country 2500km away from home. I have no parents and no home in my home country. If something happens to me, nobody will notice. I'm 18 years old.
>>752090938
how about make it your home then, since you have nowhere to go back to anyway.
>>752090938
Let me guess you are a "refugee"
>>752090938
You can call me Daddy if you need ...
>>752091017
I can legally stay here only 3 month. My current work doesn't cover costs (the country is expensive). I'm mentally unhealthy.
I still miss my ex even though it's almost been two years.
>>752091157
No, I'm a white Slav. There is no refugee program for my country.
Alcoholic, can't shake it, fml
>>752091454
What country are you from and witch do you live in?
Growing up and letting go of this adolescent depression.
I don't have a license, or a car. All I have is my job at Walmart that's across the street and the ability to save money. It could be worse, but in my head it feels a lot worse.
>>752087005
I can't figure out which BMW to get. I can get the M235i for myself or the X3 to please the wife. Except the last car I got was to please the wife but if don't get the car to please the wife I'll have to deal with her bitching for god knows how long. Life is hard
>>752091579
I'm from Eastern Europe, currently living in Western Europe.
>>752089821
How do we keep the sun from expanding? How do we keep the universe from ending?
>>752091789
Jesus Christ who the hell do you manage to write English but not basic geography?
>>752087005
My friend's husband has dynamite in his freezer. She won't leave him. If they ever lose power when they are asleep, I lose a friend. What kind of an idiot keeps dynamite in a freezer?
Ok there goes nothing /b/ros
Some backround
>dad used to be a millionaire
>enjoying life
>we own a huge hotel with it's restaurant
>be 13-14, too young to do something but enjoy life
>dad invests in something
>badidea.jpg
>everything ges downhill eventually
>under huge credits
>had to sell the hotel for $1.5mln
>the buyer after some time loses the hotel, bank takes it.
>we had shit ton of credits. We pay half of them. Keep the other hal, invest in business
>fucking unlucky
>broke as shit, neighbour gives us money for bread and stuff.
>still live in a huge house, with huge garden, yet it's under the bank, and we are running out of time, we must pay...
>parents depressed
>I'm losing my hope..
No money to continue studying.. Hard to find a job. All i can find is $300 per month, wich is a fucking joke for 8-10hours/6days a week...
>>752092113
Suicide. It's the only option
>>752092113
There is always the solution.
>>752091966
>If they ever lose power when they are asleep, I lose a friend
what? Does dynamite explode when thawed?
>>752087005
The fact that I am straight, and that women are cunts. Christ how I wish I were gay.
I’m a porn addicted fsggot. It has become such a problem I had to take a semester off of school just to deal with my depression. This shit sucks yo
>>752092113
I'm having a hard time reconnecting with people since finding my grandfather moments after passing. It's been 10 months since then and I still feel devastated . All I can think about is him and this big fucking hole in my life that will never be satisfied again. I can't even celebrate holidays now. My gf is really understanding, but I think she gets fed up with the gap that can't be closed.
>>752092440
I never understood porn addiction.
Do you just watch porn literally all day or what?
>>752092430
you can condition yourself into liking the dick, it's really easy, too. just stay on /b/
>>752092222
Fuuuuggg.
Imma have to kms, quads have spoken..
I look how many people commit suicide by train in the Netherlands every day, and I want to participate. I watch this website every day, it literally beckons me.
https://www.rijdendetreinen.nl/en/disruptions?reasons%5B%5D=10
>the one that got away
even if we see eachother we'll spend years apart again, shit timing.
>>752087005
Right now worried if I get into uni or not. It's not hopeless I just need to work toward it
>>752092507
We all gonna feel the same mate.
Some soon
Some later
But majority of us will lose our loved ones one day. The best thing you can do is to move on and be happy, since your happiness would make him happy too.. I guess
Stay strong /b/ro
My currently longdistance pseudo-bf has been in a severe bipolar depressive episode for four months & will barely speak to me. I can't fucking help him. He won't let me. & it's killing me.
>>752090938
same deal, it's exciting. fuck everyone else and where i used to live. do what the other anon said and make this place your home.
>>752087005
>First world problems that should be easy to remedy but can't seem to break away from
>30
>Stuck at parent's place
>Job doesn't pay great
>Too physically weak to get harder/better paying job
>Can't keep motivated
>End up spending what little I save to maintain a little happiness
>Try to workout
>Wonder if there's a point
>Think working to throw my money away is bullshit
Basically a lot of self-depreciation and I'm socially distant too, small talk gives me headaches even knowing it's necessary sometimes. Idk how to stop thinking I'm not worth anything and people that tried telling me different all ditched me in the middle of me attempting to change. My parents barely speak to me and I only leave my room for coffee or to use the bathroom anymore. Tried to an hero once back when I had a gun, misfired when I did and didn't try again because my "friend" at the time walked down to the pier to see what I was doing. He's now in jail for fucking a loli several years ago, fucking dumbass...
>>752090255
Depression isn't pussy. It's legit. & it's not your fault.
>>752092977
Don't listen to this guy, anon. Kindness isn't faggotry.
>>752089056
No, she went from "a bit fat" to morbidly obese.
>>752093038
I do know. I'm just trying to cheer up as many people as possible.
>>752087005
>How do we keep the earth fully populated with humans forever?
>>752093286
Good on ya.
>>752091436
Same here. I can't even sleep because I dream with her every night. What do besides suicide?
>>752087005
im on rehab cuz of severe pain pill/H addiction ,8months in and not hopeless at all so cheer up faggot
>>752092635
a friend hanged himself. everybody was shocked, especially his parents. he was totally a normal guy they have no idea why he did that. they have turned into a zombie now. i've never seen his parents smile, happy, peaceful etc. since then.
think about your family. if you don't one or hate your family, make your own happy family. it takes time and a woman/man. or make you a new future. change is always possible. just don't sit and say hurr durr life is meaningless, so boring, nobody cares me, i should go etc. and don't waste your time clicking F5 and see who has hitted by a train. start a new life.
>>752093777
You can kill yourself or cease to exist.
>>752093777
fucking grow a pair you snot nosed little bitch
>>752093939
I could use a couple percs right now lmao
>>752093777
Same here bro
I keep fighting this urge just to call her and tell her for much i miss her but i know she won't respond she's probably seeing someone else already
>>752087005
I am an illigal immigrant (baught here at 9months old, currently 18) and I am currently waiting on Congress to pass a bill that would make me legal. President Trump's gave them untill March 5th to do so. If nothing happens by this time next year I will leave to France and join the frech military (I'm a military dude, will join the U.S army the first chance I get)
And no I can't just "get legal, I sware when I tell people about my situation and they say that I wanna drop kick them, if I could do something I would of already. I've spent countless nights on immigration forums trying to find a way to get a green card so I could join the army.
Currently I’m trying to move out from my college house. Roommates are driving me homicidal. Recently got hired as a contract worker but I’m working on being hired for a permanent position. I’m 1 class from graduating and it’s making me want to an hero. I hate the class so much I’m paying some random guy in CL to do my final project. I haven’t seen my gf in a while, I miss being with my family, and shit is just Fucking hard. I’m hanging in there, but I’m feeling thats going to Ben literal in a month or so.
>>752094474
And yes I've also spoken to immigration lawyers.
Got a recurrent kidney infection with several different bowel bacterias, doctors have no clue as of yet (6 months in) what's the cause, but it doesn't seem like they pay much attention to that. Of course it's more over symptom treatment than anything else. I'm not hopeless, I hope I won't die from it, but most likely I'll end up with a septic shock from it within the next weeks or months.
>>752087005
I'm a shy anti social shut in and I can't stop messaging young teens and I get sad when they call me creep or don't reply or block me :(
>>752087005
Trying to claw my way out of 20k debt so I can afford my own place. Also my weight.
Wouldn't say I'm hopeless though.
>>752087005
>biggest current problem
no qt3.14 shoeless waif to bring home out of the cold and feed eggs
>>752094012
Thank you for your post. Actually, several posts above are mine. I'm that guy who are in the foreign country alone. I seriously was considering suicide, but many people told me, since I have nothing to lose, to improve my life, quit job, eat great meals in restaurants, move to another country, have fun every day, do crazy things, etc etc. It was hard for me to overcome depression, but I finally did it. The first two weeks I felt fantastic and even forgot about suicide. Now everything has become as before. Because the problem is in my head, unpleasant memories or imbalance of chemicals or anything else. I am a malfunctioning human and there is only one solution.
22 years old, got a decent job, but I've never kissed a girl or been on a date. I'm terribly lonely. My high school friends were all girls so I can interact with them, I just don't know how to approach women romantically and now that I'm not in school I don't know how to meet friends let alone girlfriends. I just want to meet a nice, cool girl and date her. Cuddle up and watch movies, go to concerts, all that shit. I don't want anything serious at first. I just don't know where to start. I go to work and when I can I go to the climbing gym. How the hell do you even meet people if you aren't into the bar scene? Doesn't help that I work closing shift until 9 PM so I can barely get out.
I dont want to do anything and i'm not skilled enough to breeze through a career path without putting more effort into it than i have ever exerted in my life.
So yes.
>>752092333
>Does dynamite explode when thawed?
Usually. Combine damp dynamite with unstable structure change. Nitro boom.
>>752088091
get the boss to pass the secrets on to you as a deathbed deal/wish - surely as an underling you have an inkling to what he does
>>752089376
perhaps she's eating her feelings? tell her that you dnt have ED but are finding it difficult to be attracted to her physically.
>>752092113
turn it into a screenplay - boom
I'm currently jobless - my last one I had the choice to resign or be fired. I'm in the industry where having a disciplinary on your record/reference is a deathnote. So now for something completely different
>>752087747
mayb see if u can get a place close by to his
>>752087005
Gum disease and tooth decay
no one will ever love me. no one will ever care about me. i will always be alone. i will never have anyone.
>>752087788
and ur jerb is doing hwhat exactly?
>>752097246
What happened?
>>752097803
i love you...
>>752097803
Well, there is a certain liberty in knowing that. You can make life fun for yourself without being burdened by others.
>>752087005
I'm a virgin and i'm unemployed.
>>752092970
why is /b so nice at certain points at night?
>>752093777
had the same ordeal. Just wait be patient, and since you're dreaming of her, find a new girl to talk to. shit even obsess over her but dont make it obvious so that you can stop thinking about your ex
>>752091966
What in the fuck? This is trolling without a doubt
>>752090190
feels my dude, hang in thar
>>752094661
fuck you pedo
>>752098060
Because we realize we are brothers. We have more in common than we thought. Usually, more than a few strong drinks are needed to get to this level. But once we are there, it's beautiful.
>>752097803
also, you need to brush your hair
>>752087005
live in car. ugly. smell bad. dead inside. cold. low iq.
>>752098055
im a non virgin 20 yr old that's also unemployed. Don't let the mentally retarded people on /b make you feel like a loser cause you haven't lost it yet. Get a job and get some money, bitches are just bonus
31, single, living alone, having tough time with a psychopath boss. Don't want to change job because I'm used to it and I find it quite challenging. The country where I live made some information about companys' taxes and cash flows public, so it confirms my beliefs that we are totally underpayd (~70% less than the average on our field). Now I'm planning to turn all my colleagues again the self-righteous psychopath boss, who's main tools are manipulation, demagogy and impulsive dramatic behaviour. I've been working there for years and I've became almost alcoholic and really pissed about him. There are more sides of this story, but it shoud sum it up.
>>752094661
You need to break that habit before you get in trouble.
>>752097803
How come?
>>752098666
I think you know why, Satan
Living in another country from my family and not having enough to get home for Christmas
>>752097836
Basically I cared a little too much
>>752098410
Fuck it. I just want to experience what I missed out on as a teen before I off myself
>>752099536
Did you blow the whistle on somebody?
>>752099672
Then spend some money and hire an escort girl who specializes in that type of rp. At least you get to finish with an actual sex act.
>>752097836
>>752099536
>Be a teacher
>UK
>Secondary (11-16)
>year 9 class
>everything's going swimmingly
>christmas holidays set a block of homework
>becasue I know kids are fucktard and won't do homework until last minute I put my school email address on homework with note saying any difficulties drop me an email and I'll check my inbox over the holiday period
>sure enough I get no emails until the last 2/3 days
>swamped with I don't get this, how do you do this again all that bullshit
>answer emails, provide examples all that teacher shit
>school resumes get underway with new year
>one pupil is acting a bit down
>flag up with safeguarding
>told to monitor situation
>out of the blue get an email asking about homework
>reply with examples
>next day another homework email
>You get the picture.jpg
>inform safeguarding
>monitor situation
>emails from them slowly begin to inform about home life etc
>reply with generic non boundary crossing replys
>this continues for a term
>out of the blue I'm self harming and shit email
>take to safeguarding
>why the hell didn't you tell us about the emails
>professional misconduct
>fml
>never care about students
I like cuck porn. I fantasize about my friend with benefits/gf type deal with other guys. This drives me to cutting myself.
>Be Me
>Stuck in a dead end job
>Life was pretty much decided from a young age.
>No money in the bank
>Lost my first love to cancer, Second Love cheated on me.
>Can no longer bring myself to smile anymore
>Simply sleep and await the sweet release of death on an almost daily basis
Crippling Depression isnt anything new on /b/, But I un-ironically want to end my own life.
>>752099965
Yeah I suppose. Good advice. Thanks
>>752099873
what does oral sex have to do with anything, bro?
She just wants to boost her ego so she can feel better than me. It's all games.
2 days ago came home after almost 2 years of drug rehab. Instead of having a fresh start, enjoying life outside and all the shit that kept me persevering during the rehab, have to take care of my mom dying from liver cancer. But like really dying in a matter of days and it is horrible.
wasting my time
Cant decide weather I buy Santa Cruz Hightower or Tallboy 3
>>752087005
heartbroken and lonely. Left the city to move in another country. Now I live in a shitty German village with 1000 people and chances of getting a gf are <0 as all women view me as "immigrant
My bitcoints can't stop go up. It's soul crashing.
>>752100966
At least you can be there for her, clean and sober. Cherish the time you have with her.
>>752101322
spotted the nigger
>>752101322
Chek'd
What about all those hot German bitches who wanted to welcome all immigrants with open arms...and legs?
>>752087079
>>752087005
>>752097803
>>752098280
>>752098136
>1
>>752098402
>>752098407
>>752098410
>>752098407
>>752100199
>>752100401
>>752100966
for you mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pADaCLqhP1E
it helped me
>>752101675
I know your intention is good, but goddammit there is nothing to be cherished about her being almost in coma, unaware of anything besides the pain which I can do shit about.
>>752087005
Alcoholism
>be 30
>moved back in with parents
>got a new job
>got a license
>the factory is going to shut down
>will have to look for a new job in march
>trying to decide what to do with life
>thinking about getting a van after new job
>live in it
>go to college
>too right wing for social sciences
>not smart enough for stem
>>752087005
drinking too often
>35
>stem phd
>still a poorfag doing second postdoc
>need to find another job in a few months
my situation is not dire but i'm extremely bitter about it, and i hate the fact that i have to compete with all these h1bs
>>752087980
I feel like there is a strong chance of you being catfished here..
>>752087005
>What is your biggest current problem anon?
>33yo, almost 34
>my salary isn't big, but hey, I don't spend much
>job is piss easy
>have a house
>have a lot of free time
>a problem: I still don't know what the fuck I want from life
lack of personal biocumdumpster
>I'm madly in love with a girl I met a couple years ago
>She's fucking beautiful
>She's intelligent
>She's my dad's daughter
>I want to die
Im broke as shit. Blew it all on card games and it feels bad man. Big time regrets all the way.
>>752103445
lmao at your life
>>752100966
If you can get through this without relapsing, you're set. Be present, feel it and don't succumb. I know you can do it friend. It's unbearable at times, but you can and will make it.
>>752102947
As in, she's your half-sister? Is your "dad" your biological father?
>>752104022
Yes, he's my real father
>>752104925
Oooh. Yeah, just find a girl that's just like her. They exist. People may comment and find it odd you found someone so similar, but at least it's not semi-incest.
Everyday i wake up after my solid 3 hour's of sleep the previous night the first thing i want to do is die. Literally nothing brings me enjoyment anymore but i feel existing is more interesting than being dead. Basically swindled from birth because junky parents ive never had anything nice until the last year or two when i got my own place and a qt gf but she was in an abusive relationship for 5 years so shes all messed up sexually and we only fuck 1-2 times a week.
Literally born and forced to live in a world i want no part in. I cant even go enjoy a forest these days without having to pay some fucking group pf cunts i just want to feel happy again
>>752103867
Thanks, bro.
I'm not even thinking about drugs atm. It's depressive thoughts like why me/ why now that fuck me up even though I've learned the hard way that I shouldn't expect anything good ever to happen.
Death is so fucking horrifying when you're faced with it.
>>752092635
Another person made the right choice three minutes ago.
>>752087005
>Be me
>Girl I love has low self esteem
>She loves me back and is devoted to me
>She frequently has bouts of self doubt, where she thinks she isn't good enough for me
>Her life got hectic so we can't spend as much time together as we used to
>She sees herself as not worth my
>She makes us take a break until the shit in her life is stable again, and starts pushing me away thinking she'll protect me from her issues.
>All I want to do is help her through the problems
She's so fucking silly, but as pissed as I get at her all I want to do is hold her and tell her I'll be there for her
>>752094956
ALL THE EGGS
>>752092635
This might be the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.
>>752087980
Kys for real. Until you meet her irl she is a 53 year old fat and hairy dude. Vids, chats, pics nothing matters. Untill you see that ass face to face best case scenario you are getting cucked.
>>752093777
time heals everything i bet you anything that in a couple of months to a year you will look back and cringe at yourself
>>752094533
And what is the problem? Take the test and wait for paperwork, USA isn't a hard country to get in faggot
>>752107957
There are also other statistics. For example, most often suicide occurs on Monday.
>>752087005
i got one!
>be milfag, stationed in Korea
>social circle is now 100% people I work with
>50% 35-year-old manchildren
>50% 19-year-old highschool fuckups
>Don't go out drinking, don't vidya, dont fit in
>isolation.jpg
>sink every spare minute into running & hiking by myself, get pretty good
>fast forward several months
>still starved for human attention
>might jump off of one of Seoul’s many well-built skyscrapers
>end up meeting qt3.14159 /out/ chick
>somehow perfect
>intelligent, articulate, and independent on a level I’d never seen
>statistically shouldn’t exist
>spaghettidump.exe
>somehow she remains undeterred
>continue seeing her
>things go perfect
>dates are just sitting outside and talking for hours
>still spend unreasonable amounts of time just staring at her, dumbstruck
>ForOnceInMyLife.mp3
>fast forward more
>she finds out about wife
>she tells wife
>EverbodyHatesChrisTheme.ogg
So now I’m stuck in a foreign country where I’ve fucked over the only person that gave a shit about me, a newly-alienated wife/family/friends stateside that all also hate me, with nothing to look forward to but the end of my enlistment, at which point I can return stateside to face the pending blowout, newly-jobless.
So whaddaya think? Do I ever get to take a W?
>>752108647
> some random graph
OK FAGGOT. that looks legit. kek.
provide links to source or gtfo.
>>752090255
stop smoking. just stop.
btw check'em
>be me
>be 20
>get fucked over all the time
>cant do shit coz asperg n adhd
>i just want life to be over already
5 years left on car loan. fucking shit takes forever
>>752087005
i have some boxes in my apartment that kinda need's to be thrown out, also need to build some IKEA boxes for my bed. life sucks..
>>752109962
fun fact by building the bed box i will generate more boxes that need's to be thrown out
>>752087005
Was stuck working in a cannabis job, starting smoking way to much. Dropped some acid and completely had a bad trip that it left me feeling really fucked, savoir I guess. I'm feeling stagnent in my place in life, still live with parents, love life isn't all there. Don't really have any hobbies to keep me busy and I can feel myself turning into a conspiracy nutjob. Not losing hope because I always keep the though that the real people with actual fucking problems are African children that don't even have clean water
>Gf of 3 years abandons me during time of need
>resent her
>feels like worthless man
>go on Tinder and match/talk with girls to establish I’m not as undesirable as gf made me feel
>never met or fucked anyone
>gf finds out
>”cheating”
>totally out of my hands and now abandon gf is the victim.
>>752097803
Why? Love comes within yourself and then emminites outward, then what you put out into the universe comes back to you
>>752110219
>>752108815 here m8, I know that feel.
All you can do is climb up on that cross and take it.
Just write off gf, continue doing what's gonna keep you happy.
...i guess. I'm not good at these things.
>>752110417
That’s all that can be done I’m afraid.
>>752102793
You need to look inward to yourself, what makes you happy. If you look outward (money,house,job) you never going to be happy in life.
I can't get to fucking work, everytime i start i end up in yt or 4chin an hero inc
>>752107442
Seems like she's the one having a harder time. Teller that stuff you posted, give her some insight on how you see the situation. Don't forget that last part
>>752108942
Sure yes. I don't understand why some people are so aggressive.
https://www.rijdendetreinen.nl/en/statistics/causes/person-hit-by-a-train
>>752087005
Being always alone & having un-trustworthy friends
>>752110219
Life's tricky, shit happened. Don't feel bad about it, if she cares shell talk to you again. If not, life goes on.
>>752087005
Tomorrow I gotta take a test, if I get a good grade I can go to a good University, if not I can go to a meh University
>>752110962
This also6
>>752110962
uh how is that a problem?
i'm always alone and I don't trust my friends. and i've never been happier.
peace right now trumps everything. friends usually are around only when you have something to offer to them but when you're the one in need they are always busy.
Money
I Have no money
Yeah, mainly because i don't have a job but that's because to get one here either you have friends in a good position in a place where you want to work or you wait infinity+1 to see if you even get lucky enough and some palce even calls you for an interview, and even then 99.99% almost always is for naught because suddenly someone from the company gets asked by a friend to get him a job there so you get shafted anyways.
>>752087079
been there bro. look at OP pic and put things in perspective. you'll get another love
trying not to fail my college classes, I am doing ok, but my urge to just say fuck it is growing
All you bitches whining about your faggot problems and the op girl is wearing multiple layers of socks with sandals in the snow because extreme poverty. if you think you have problems kys
I still miss my ex, even though she was an ugly bitch, but i still miss her.
I just celebrated 3rd anniversary with my new girl, and I really thought she is the one, but I just met this new girl, and I am all crazy about her.
I also met my ex-ex, and we are planning to bang. I have never cheated anyone, this will be my first time. I wonder how I will feel.
I feel like a shit now, that is why I go jogging and exercising every night now, so I can numb my mind by tiring my body. I hope I will get slimmer, because I have 315 ponds (6ft7", I don't look that fat, I am strong and huge).
Also thinking about switching jobs, just flunked university, and studying for permit to carry a gun (which is necessary in my home country).
"life suck, then you die"
- Dylan Moran
>>752112950
There is absolutely no reason to work hard. You will never reach the level, that some kids have from birth, doing nothing. And you will die someday. Fuck everything, every-fucking-thing! Enjoy the moment, do what makes you happy right now, not what you "must" or "have to" do. Even if you want to shoot heroin. Nothing matters, nothing worth trying.
>>752087005
Is OP pic Russia or Mongolia?
>>752087005
My wife isn't as horny as I am
>very unique, I know
Thanks for the perspective, good luck to all the people with real problems.
>>752100492
there's a lot out there for people like you if you're willing to work for it. Don't give up and take pride in what you can, there's nothing wrong with being a sexual person.
>>752113366
That's the edgy/lazy way to do it, make sure to act enlightened while you're fucking up your life.
You can become at the very least an engineer without much effort, and while you're in college you're having the most fun of your life at tailgates and parties. As an engineer you make good money and can afford to do things you otherwise couldn't.
Or you could be a rambling hobo complaining about hard work lol, have fun virgin.
>>752112950
College is a necessary torture routine so all the people in the real world feel like you've suffered as much as they have.
You'll get past it and move on and then it won't matter at all what happened in your previous life. Just a bit to go then you're free to start a new life anon!
>>752113451
Judging from the uniform, probably Turkey, south eastern side.
Yea, im also turkish
>>752088567
>tfw want to move to bigger city so more pussy and more/better friends maybe
<all of them are full of communists, muslims and niggers now
>>752087005
I'm a fat bitch.
I'm really, really meticulous with how many calories i eat. I track every single thing, down to each individual gummy bear.
I eat an average of 1700 a day. Given my age and gender and whatnot, i should be losing at least 1lb a week. But I'm not. My weight hasn't budged in like two months.
I don't have the willpower to eat less everyday. I am indeed feeling hopeless.
>>752088676
Tell her the truth and also tell her that it was real bitch move to tell it to everybody.
>>752113920
Exercise bitch.
>>752113917
cities are full of every conceivable walk of life, human or not.
if you're too much of a coward to pursue what you want, than a big city is definitely not for you.
>>752089922
smoke indica weed, same sleepy hazy without the killing addiction
>>752113920
Go to the doctor and have your thyroid checked (TSH, free T4), and cortisol checked (24 hour urine free cortisol). Maybe you have cushings disease or hypothyroidism.
On the other hand, on average people eat double the calories that they report they eat and get half the exercise they say they get.
I have insomnia, I'm struggling with a normal sleeping pattern. My boyfriend and dad are worried that I stay up so late but I do it so I get tired and fall asleep. Otherwise, if I try going at a normal time I just lay in bed for hours, tossing and turning. I've not felt refreshed from sleep in many days and it's physically affecting my lifestyle.
It's not hopeless, but I don't know what to do about it.
>>752113920
>still eating gummy bears
>eating 1700 of them
Get up. Go run/walk/swim/hike/bike, just get the fuck up and do something. While, ideally, continuing to log your intake and consume less than your TDEE.
It's very basic science, and all it takes is for you to put forth some semblance of effort, consistently.
>>752114091
Exercise bitch.
And also vitamin B.
My problem is I’m a death eater but fucking Harry Potter killed my boy Voldi, and I lost my wand... so I’m stuck living with muggles and have to work at a bank. The muggle world is stupid!!!! Why do you idiots own dogs?!!?!!! How does a microwave work??!!! I used to give my girlfriend poly juice potion so she’d turn into my mom and I could fuck her for an hour... now I’m stuck watching youporn on an iPhone. I want to die!!!
>>752114091
Try over-the-counter melatonin, good sleep hygiene (bed is only for sleeping, no bright lights before bed, no caffeine after 2pm, etc), if all else fails go to psychiatrist.
No girlfriend. I have everything else I need
>>752088567
>move to a state with a decent job market
>live like a fucking king
the number of Americans that are too afraid to pursue opportunities in another state is SHAMEFUL. I know everyone has pride in where they were raised, but America has 50 separate governments and there's plenty of work in many states. Don't bitch about your life if you're not willing to move a few hundred miles, not all states are equal unfortunately
>from a Floridian, 49 out of 50 in states with job opportunities
>>752114188
B what? B1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12?
Good advice tard
>>752114091
Hudson'sBayCatalog/10
Make yourself tired. Spend your evenings on something productive (away from a screen) or physical exercise and you'll be able to sleep.
>>752097803
try talking to boys
>talk to 30 new girls this year
>one finally cracks and gives me pussy after chatting her up for a month
>hmm maybe im onto something
>she "leaves" me after a week
>depressed af again
>desperate pussy grab attempts
>lonely af
>don't even want to think about christmas
>>752114326
Sorry. Magnesium with vitamin B6.
>>752113982
this
where is your self-respect, anon?
>>752114537
Magnesium is sedating in high doses, which is why you give it to people having seizures. How will that help you lose weight.
Also how with B6 help you lose weight.
>>752114285
a gun and ammo? or a fucktoy?
either way, there's a difference between needs and wants, your life is shit.
>maybe it'c cause you can't hold a gf
>>752113920
Forget about getting thin, don't struggle. You lost the genetic lottery. No matter how hard you try, you will never be as normal as other people, which can eat whatever they want and not getting fat.
>>752114188
I try to exercise at least once a week, I guess I could do more than that. I take vitamins but not regularly.
>>752114267
Right now I'm trying these tablets - 5-HTP Veggie Capsules which help to increase melatonin and seratonin levels. Haven't noticed a change so far. I think my biggest downfall is bright lights (PC or phone screen) right until I fall asleep... I know I need to break the habit
>>752114347
Thank you, I'll try spending more time away from screen before bed, doing something tiring
>>752114537
Vitamins I'm taking are just two pills that I'm meant to take daily which include Zinc, Biotin, Magnesium, DHA, EPA, Vitamins B2 & B6
but sometimes I forget to take
>>752114724
Anon, he didn't advise me to do exercise for weight loss but tiring me out. I'm pretty sure Magnesium and B6 help regulate energy levels and homonal activity
The last thing I need is to lose weight tbh. I'm also underweight
>>752114800
>Advice from a loser wanting other people to be losers.
27 years old, unemployed, live with parents, want to kill myself but don't have the balls. Brother suffered from psychosis and I had to temporarily live at a friends this year. Currently on welfare in the UK (Universal Credit) signed off work with anxiety and depression. See friends with partners and good jobs getting on in life with cars funded by mummy and daddy. Realised I am a fuck up on antidepressants and anti anxiety meds. Can't see anyway out of current situation. Think I am bipolar/autistic but don't know how to get diagnosed. Fear a life of penury and poverty, don't know how I will look after myself once parents are gone.
My problem is I’m a death eater but fucking Harry Potter killed my boy Voldi, and I lost my wand... so I’m stuck living with muggles and have to work at a bank. The muggle world is stupid!!!! Why do you idiots own dogs?!!?!!! How does a microwave work??!!! I used to give my girlfriend poly juice potion so she’d turn into my mom and I could fuck her for an hour... now I’m stuck watching youporn on an iPhone. I want to die!!!
>>752114800
>>752113920
>genetics and excuses
JUST STOP.
Eating is a habit, it's not genetic. You want to break a habit? CHANGE YOUR LIFE. It's not easy until you do something to actually change your routine. Quit living like a fat robot.
>>752087005
My biggest problem is noone loves my youtube channel
Heres my newest vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj_H94084MQ
>>752115016
>no cure in sight
KYS
>>752113986
Yeah, i know that's what i need to do. But, I'm too fucking fat right now. I think, if i can get down to 250, I'll be able to really exercise. But, here i am. Stuck. And my weight was going down so smoothly up until this point.
>>752087079
Nothing a couple of drinks can't fix. Cheer up mate, the sun doesn't stay down forever
>>752087005
is this the blue whale recruiting thread? kys
>>752114870
When you watch lights before bed you're screwing up the suprachiasmatic nucleus in the thalamus that regulates melatonin release, so taking melatonin wont help much.
Serotonin won't do much for sleep as far as I know.
Magnesium and B6 don't help regulate anything, sorry for the bad news. Just take a multivitamin if you want that placebo effect.
Losing weight will help, just work out in the morning because it can be activating if done at night.
Got back to vanilla wow on elysium and it's eating up my life. Again. That game is so fucking addictive.
>>752094474
I’m in the army, good luck to you!
>>752115082
Jesus, you're on the road to developing diabetes, losing your feet to amputation, going blind from retinopathy, and having a heart attack.
Give real consideration to a gastric balloon or maybe gastric bypass surgery. You're eating yourself to an early grave and a shit lifestyle.
>>752114089
I really don't want it to be something that serious. I keep thinking i must be missing things or something. But, I'm on a 700 calorie deficit. Meaning, i need to eat 700 more calories a day just to maintain my current weight. There's just no damn way I'm missing that much.
And i already account for the fact that i get zero exercise.
>>752094661
Stop doing pathetic things before it’s too late
>>752094955
Tyler?
>>752115306
"that serious"?
Hypothyroidism: take synthroid one a day. It will make you lose weight and have increased energy, better hair, nails, skin, etc.
You should HOPE it's as easy as having hypothyroidism.
>>752091911
that is a more legit question
>>752114149
Ok, so let me get this straight. Is it, or is it not, true that you can eat whatever garbage you want, so long as you remain under calories?
It really should be simple. Simple math. I eat less, i lose weight. I don't know why I not. I'm still too fat to exercise, and the fact that I'm anemic doesn't help.
>>752089887
>>752090033
I thought it was funny
>>752115619
You're anemic because you're a girl and lose blood through menstruation.
Take iron pills if you aren't already.
You need basic blood work to rule out easy fixes for obesity like thyroid and cushings. Go to an endocrinologist and consider gastric bypass if you are actually serious about changing your life.
IMO you have no more to add to this thread other than excuses. Get up from your computer and do those things.
>>752114800
Nice memes bro.
>>752114971
Fuck habit, it's a Goodman addiction. Sugar is, anyway. Shit should be illegal. I have a bonified addiction to sweets. But i make sure to record and limit myself.
>>752115619
It is true. It's not necessarily advisable, but it's true.
The caveat with that is that, being "too fat to exercise", your daily energy expenditure is probably nowhere near what you're estimating.
Thus, the need for burned calories via actual exercise. Not only does exercise chip away at your daily caloric intake, but done consistently, it will speed your metabolism, further increasing your daily energy expenditure.
Just don't sink into the rut of thinking that you can get away with eating a whole pie because you ran a half-mile. Make a solid conscientious effort to calculate your Total Daily Energy Expenditure based on your current habits, and eat under that figure, no matter how much you exercise.
>>752087005
> 36yo fat single male
> no education because of the next point.
> social phobia (severely)
> haven't had a girlfriend sends the age of 17.
> no friends, had a colleague who was becoming a friend but then he got fired.
> no social life, zero, none!
> works true a so called 'social workplace'. (it's a workplace/company and temp agency that's heavily/totally subsidised by the government so retards can do something.)
> other colleague likes to annoy and lie about me so i look bad, it's also the son of the company where i do work true the temp agency.
> i want to die, well really don't want to live anymore..
> thank god i life in a kinda of a social country so i can get therapy which does not realy works.
>>752108815
The quickest way to get E5 is to go to korea an E6
>>752115267
Oh, i am aware. My mom was diabetic, which sucks. There's a reason I'm trying to get healthy.
I can't exactly afford the surgeries you suggest. Wish i could. Maybe in a few years. Is just so frustrating, because I'm doing everything i should. I'm playing by the rules. It doesn't make sense. It's not fair.
>>752087005
>What is your biggest current problem anon?
Me.
>Are you hopeless?
No, but I'm probably not going to do anything about it.
>>752090359
I'm wondering about that too. a lot of ppl are having these "unexplained" symptoms. I don't think ppl just suddenly all become hypochondriacs out of the blues.
>>752090359
what abnormalities exactly?
>>752087005
Money! I want to help the world (the environment, the beautiful species that exist, and humanity as whole) but I'm not rich enough to do much of an impact.
I will continue my journey.
>>752115919
>bonified addiction
you're a weakling, plain and simple
if you don't have the personal willpower to moderate your own behavior in the face of FOOD, you deserve to die and exit our gene pool.
>>752087005
>Get out of a 12 year depression after finally finding something that works instead of poison psychiatrists toss at you
>One relationship, fucked and pointless during that period
>Socially isolated almost completely for 5 of those years
>Trying to charge most of my perceptions on people, myself, women, society, ect.
>Can make some jokes, small/bar talk, basic shit; pass off as fairly normal. Anything that involves more than passing chat I am entirely fucked in
>Hate society and most people around me
>Hate women as I've never had a positive experience with them outside of paying one or three to give me a handjob
>Try to stay positive but instinct usually wins over, become more disenfranchised with people in general
So I'm probably hopeless, I'm an odd guy. While I want friends and someone to love; me and people mix like oil and vinegar. Being a misanthrope with crippling loneliness is a wonderful way to spend life.
So people just don't seem to be in the cards for me, but I still have a few things pushing me forward.
>My dog
>Getting engineering degree and eventually going into space
>Losing some weight
Those are my 3 reasons to live, and they're enough for me.
>>752115460
Really? Huh... Well shit, it couldn't hurt to try. I've been trying everything else.
Like i said earlier, i am very anemic. Which means i just plain don't have the energy to exercise at my current weight. I was at a point where i wasn't even having periods. For a year. An awesome year. So, i started taking iron pills, and my period came immediately. Can you imagine how low your blood level has to be for that to happen? i still just always feel to weak. Something else might be going on, it just seems so unlikely.
>>752087005
Procrastination
Stuck in limbo trying to decide if going back with the girl i love would be the best option. We have kids together and honestly i dont want them to be living without their mother or father. She said she was already talking to someone else but she said she wanted to wait. I have the kids with me on the weekends and apparently they prefer being with me more than them. Really dont know what to do.
>>752116644
hope you will find some peace !
>>752102340
Too right wing for this too dumb for that
Stfu and just do something that works and leave ypur stupid ass excuses out of it fagit
>>752115306
Go for walks, imagine how much weight you’ll lose if you’re burning calories on a deficit, you know what you need to do but you come here asking questions...
>>752115836
Not making excuses. Only explaining myself. I'm going to talk to my roommate about this as soon as he wakes up, we've both been meaning to get checked out for a while. I still feel defeated though, because i just want to be losing weight by eating less, y'know?
>>752087672
Dude please
>>752116204
Fax.
CC is Oprah with Art15s
>>752099088
What's that supposed to mean?
>>752115060
>>752115060
Haha cmon man they aint too bad
>>752116036
Hmm. I am basing my numbers on just about every online calorie tracker i could find. I always click the "sedentary lifestyle" option, but maybe none of those sites do account for how little i do. Maybe i do just need to eat even less. Somehow.
>>752112514
Ya, if there was a dedicated system to finding unemployed people good work then the world would make sense, it's terrible that they want us to make money but so many people fall out of the system. Like, I'd be down to work but considering that I can just coast without working, the enticement of jobs I see when searching the net being so unappealing in payment or fulfillment of being, and the apathy and self-loathing that comes with being unemployed I'm not exactly emotionally driven to find a new job. Rationally, I know it's possible and how to do it but I don't care so it's meh.. I'm capable but I'm not looking for work, that's all of our problem imo, wasted resources are wasted
I drink too much, hate myself, and that's about it i guess.
>>752087005
I moved out from my home town, where are all my friends and all the people I care about.
It was a choice I did to go to a great school and study in Game Design. Now I'm in this town, I don't know anybody here, except for the people I go to classe with, and I don't like any of them.
And because the school is bad, I think i'll leave it on 1st january.
My current problem is that I don't know if I just can't stand to be here alone, or if, as I thought before in my life, it's just that I'm bored whatever I do. I'm not hopeless, but I tried a lot of things in my life, some which some people won't ever experiment, and I still can't find anything I don't want to give up right after I have it / do it.
>>752116371
Simmer the fuck down, sport.
I said, a million times, that i limit myself and track everything. I'm not gorging myself on bonbons.
But the level of depressed i get without sweets is fucking sad. It really should be illegal to have sugar advertised in your face the way it is. It's as bad for you as any addiction.
>>752116933
You somehow missed where i mentioned being very anemic. Also, just to fast in general. I really, honestly lack the energy required to move my hundreds of pounds of ass for any appreciable distance.
But, i am glad i posted here. I'm gonna go get some blood tests.
>>752113760
you sound like you have it all figured out. why are you on /b/? like, if you have time in your life to tell a rambling hobo that your life is better than theirs and that it's not hard to figure out.
like, what exactly are you gaining here?
I thought if I had the experience, knowledge you do about how to be making money, getting pussy, and having fun I wouldn't care to be on this board.
something doesn't make sense here
>>752108373
Do you think I would do that if it was that easy? Up to 10 year wait time. By the time I would be able to join I would have wasted 10 years of my life. Don't talk about something you clearly know nothing about pussy
>>752117630
You think you're fighting some unique, snowflake battle? You think SUGAR is more aggressively targeted to you than tobacco or alcohol?
You have devoted yourself to a lifestyle of JUSTIFICATION and the rest of us can do nothing but shake our heads and mutter bullshit about cautionary examples.
FIX YOURSELF, FOR ALL OF US.
>>752090190
Jim? Catness died? Thats fucked homie. Text me sometime.
>>752117868
All you’re telling me here is excuses, i lost 300lbs to get out of my teenage depression, ended up joining the army and my life has drastically improved, i can’t even believe it sometimes. If you want something you will stubbornly pursue it, no matter what anyone says or what the conditions are.
>>752118420
this is an advertisement
>>752117956
I 100% believe sugar is advised more prominently than tobacco and alcohol, yes. Not only is it in just about everything, but you can't even go through a checkout line without seeing candy lining the shelves around you. It ought to be illegal. It makes it so hard for weaklings like me.
>>752087005
I need to get a dent fixed on my car
>>752118524
Cigarettes and alcohol ARE illegal for people with your willpower (children), and they are avaiable next to the counter any place an adult might buy things.
Quit making excuses, can't you see you're only hurting yourself?! Take some responsibility for your own actions, otherwise you will die a victim by choice.
>>752089056
Damn, even 120lbs is a bit fat when your 5ft1in
Just got back from a deployment to the middle east, alone single and drinking heavily each day. Not because I have PTSD. Just because I got nothing else going on. I lost 25 lbs on the deployment and put 10 of them back on the 2 months I have been back.
>>752118809
Able, plz
>>752118420
I fainted walking less than a block. No matter what YOU say, i know how hard I'm trying. I know, even without exercise, i should be losing weight given my caloric deficit. I don't want it to be some kind of condition out of my control, but I'm gonna find out. And i probably wouldn't have, if not for the motivation of another anon.
But hey, good job being an edgy badass.
>>752087005
Nigger, arabs and feminists.
We are all fucked.
>>752118844
fuck yeah another sad mil bastard.
Chin up, man. Get back into the gym and find something constructive to do with your free time now.
>>752115619
>>752117630
That's not only the calories, but the quality of them for godsake !
>>752118988
this !
